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(Some Guy) Scary First grade class is having issues with too much kicking, scratching, punching and choking. And that's just from the teacher   (wusa9.com) divider line 15
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jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 12:42:30 PM
Misleading-headline-about-children-that-turns-out-to-be-the-teacher trifecta in play.
 
btraz70
2011-10-18 12:57:10 PM
I think when my little guy goes to school I'm going to have to pin of these littly spy cameras on him...
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Smelly Pirate Hooker
2011-10-18 12:57:56 PM
So no Teacher of the Year Award for her, huh?
 
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros
2011-10-18 01:01:35 PM
The defense attorney likened it to the old game of telephone where one child said he was scratched, the next said he was choked and so on.

That explains the charge of second-degree purple monkey dishwasher.
 
SweetSaws
2011-10-18 01:03:01 PM
Nice nice nice headline!
 
Lone Stranger
2011-10-18 01:04:26 PM
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Bondith
2011-10-18 01:05:30 PM
There needs to be a way of identifying unstable/violent people, something that says "Don't date/employ/associate with this person, they're crazy." That way the rest of us can steer clear of them before they flip out for no apparent reason.
 
PsiChi
2011-10-18 01:08:22 PM
We had to have our youngest child's class changed because that teacher was banging her podium into kids' desks and throwing pencils at them. She also told our daughter, who is fairly quiet, that she was asking too many questions. Luckily, the school moved her immediately, and, I'm sure, reprimanded the teacher.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 01:08:35 PM
The defense argued there are inconsistencies in the children's stories. The defense attorney likened it to the old game of telephone where one child said he was scratched, the next said he was choked and so on.

You gotta love lawyers.....and by love them I mean hate their f*cking guts. The kid was biting his nails until they bled and started wetting the bed. I'm gonna be inclined to believe he was being abused you a-hole.
 
cgraves67
2011-10-18 01:15:10 PM
Bondith: There needs to be a way of identifying unstable/violent people, something that says "Don't date/employ/associate with this person, they're crazy." That way the rest of us can steer clear of them before they flip out for no apparent reason.

face and neck tattoos.
 
SkunkWerks
2011-10-18 01:16:35 PM
The defense attorney likened it to the old game of telephone where one child said he was scratched, the next said he was choked and so on.

Because the first person in the "Telephone" chain actually said "Mrs. Burke sent me on a paid vacation with me and my family to Walt Disney World Resort and gave me her winning Lottery ticket to buy toys with."

I'm sure.
 
Trance750 [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 01:23:28 PM
Walker: The defense argued there are inconsistencies in the children's stories. The defense attorney likened it to the old game of telephone where one child said he was scratched, the next said he was choked and so on.

You gotta love lawyers.....and by love them I mean hate their f*cking guts. The kid was biting his nails until they bled and started wetting the bed. I'm gonna be inclined to believe he was being abused you a-hole.

Yeah, but you gotta understand it's the job of lawyers to discredit the other's story.
 
Skyred
2011-10-18 01:44:50 PM
The defense argued there are inconsistencies in the children's stories. The defense attorney likened it to the old game of telephone where one child said he was scratched, the next said he was choked and so on

This man is an educated, mature and professional. Are we really going to listen to these sniveling brats over him?

I rest my case
 
attention span of a retarded fruit fly
2011-10-18 02:06:04 PM
Trance750: Walker: The defense argued there are inconsistencies in the children's stories. The defense attorney likened it to the old game of telephone where one child said he was scratched, the next said he was choked and so on.

You gotta love lawyers.....and by love them I mean hate their f*cking guts. The kid was biting his nails until they bled and started wetting the bed. I'm gonna be inclined to believe he was being abused you a-hole.

Yeah, but you gotta understand it's the job of lawyers to discredit the other's story.

The shark thread is four below this one on the main page... are you in the wrong thread?

/kidding
 
suid
2011-10-18 02:13:19 PM
www.coversdaddy.com

// 'nuff said..
 
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