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(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Car tears Dunkin' a new doughnut hole. A cruller fate I have never known   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 30
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altinos
2011-10-18 11:20:59 AM
Was it the B hole or the A hole?
 
bungle_jr
2011-10-18 11:25:22 AM
homer j. simpson: "good bye cruller world"
cruller world employee: "good bye homer"
 
CaptainWes [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 11:32:24 AM
altinos: Was it the B hole or the A hole?

hahahahaha

bungle_jr: homer j. simpson: "good bye cruller world"
cruller world employee: "good bye homer"

also hahahahahahaha
 
Lone Stranger
2011-10-18 11:32:36 AM
t0.gstatic.com

I see what you did there subby.
 
Honest Bender
2011-10-18 11:33:05 AM
t1.ftcdn.net

Car tears.
 
glenlivid
2011-10-18 11:33:41 AM
I wonder if cream loaded with trans-fat spilled out.
 
Flap Jack [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 11:35:27 AM
In Boston, this is called a regulah disastah.
 
miltonbabbitt
2011-10-18 11:37:31 AM
A tasty headline there subby - you dunked it.
 
WalMartian [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 11:44:40 AM
Great! A thread full of donut puns - a great way to fritter away time!
 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 11:46:33 AM
They were out of pumpkin donuts when I went there the other day.
What kind of a world do we live in?
 
Well I use Mac/Linux...
2011-10-18 11:48:59 AM
Rev. Skarekroe: They were out of pumpkin donuts when I went there the other day.
What kind of a world do we live in?

I'm currently hooked on their pumpkin coffee. The caramel apple donuts are stupid good too.

I sound fat.
 
Balchinian
2011-10-18 11:51:06 AM
U Jelly?
 
Mr. Nobody
2011-10-18 11:52:59 AM
Donut start making a bunch of bad puns!
 
video man [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 11:53:01 AM
Oh, forget about the petroleum jelly-filled bombs dropped on the Berliners.
 
eas81
2011-10-18 11:53:48 AM
its ok its just a couple of holes!
 
Fubegra
2011-10-18 11:58:32 AM
FTFA: Melissa Senor, 26, of Davie, was not cited in the crash that caused an estimated $15,000 in damage and happened around 8:40 a.m. at the Dunkin' Donuts at 4426 Weston Rd.

"She is at fault but did not receive a citation," Davie Police Sgt. Christopher Chastain said. "She went to brake, hit the gas, jumped the curb and hit the brakes to stop the car."

fubegra.net
 
BigJakeW
2011-10-18 12:05:43 PM
Dunkin's does not have crullers--some trademark infringement or such a few years back--they have "sticks". So to speak.
 
Flap Jack [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 12:14:24 PM
She wasn't charged. But I bet DDs has grounds for a lawsuit.
 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 12:17:32 PM
BigJakeW: Dunkin's does not have crullers--some trademark infringement or such a few years back--they have "sticks". So to speak.

Um... they most certainly do have crullers.
 
rawbert7
2011-10-18 12:18:00 PM
Well I use Mac/Linux...: Rev. Skarekroe: They were out of pumpkin donuts when I went there the other day.
What kind of a world do we live in?

I'm currently hooked on their pumpkin coffee. The caramel apple donuts are stupid good too.

I sound fat.

Wasatch brewery came out with a Pumpkin spiced Belgian, mmmmmm
 
bungle_jr
2011-10-18 12:19:39 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: BigJakeW: Dunkin's does not have crullers--some trademark infringement or such a few years back--they have "sticks". So to speak.

Um... they most certainly do have crullers.

seeing as how "crullers" and "sticks" were mentioned in comparison, i'm suspecting bigjakew is confused about what a cruller is. hint: it's NOT in stick form
 
Bob16
2011-10-18 12:50:55 PM
Dunkin is about as close as you can get to a good bagel that you can get just about anywhere in NY. They suck but it's the best they can do.

On the bright side thats a big improvement from when 7-11 was the Florida version of a NY deli.
 
StormnMormon
2011-10-18 01:02:50 PM
Ha, oh old peop....er wait 26? Ah, well her last name is Senior so that's still kind of..wait..no i? So just Senor..well.

I'm so terribly confused.
 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 01:12:44 PM
rawbert7: Wasatch brewery came out with a Pumpkin spiced Belgian, mmmmmm

I bought one of every pumpkin beer they had in singles at the liquor store last month. It was drunken pumpkin-fest '11.
 
Flap Jack [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 01:14:41 PM
This incident isn't over. There's trouble brewing ...
 
theknuckler_33
2011-10-18 01:18:58 PM
Bob16: Dunkin is about as close as you can get to a good bagel that you can get just about anywhere in NY. They suck but it's the best they can do.

On the bright side thats a big improvement from when 7-11 was the Florida version of a NY deli.

Bagel snob?
 
pudgyv
2011-10-18 01:22:26 PM
BigJakeW: Dunkin's does not have crullers--some trademark infringement or such a few years back--they have "sticks". So to speak.

So that's it. How come they don't call glazed donuts "honey dipped" any more? Damn! Their honey dipped crullers were awesome. The glazed sticks suck out loud.
 
D_Moran
2011-10-18 04:45:26 PM
Fry the bastard!
 
WalMartian [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 04:47:52 PM
Last time I went to Dunkin' Donuts it was so cold I had to wear long johns.
 
irishjihad
2011-10-18 04:58:54 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: BigJakeW: Dunkin's does not have crullers--some trademark infringement or such a few years back--they have "sticks". So to speak.

Um... they most certainly do have crullers.

Dunkin' Donuts no longer carries traditional crullers. They carry "French crullers" and the abomination known as "sticks". They stopped carrying the traditional ones in 2003 because machines couldn't make them easily.

"Get Fuzzy" covered the demise of the Dunkin' Donuts traditional cruller quite thoroughly.
 
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