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(Daily Mail) Interesting Apparently the British phrase "little eyes need to avert" translates to "you might not ever have an erection again" in American English   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 40
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2011-10-18 11:22:51 AM
I don't know what's freaking me out more, the old couple or the sex expert.
 
2011-10-18 11:37:46 AM
I can understand some parents taking issue with the time at which the program aired, being unable to answer questions their children have or what have you since it's the middle of the day and that kind of stuff generally airs in the evening. But the topic of discussion is sex. What's the big deal about the content? Oh no, a couple retirees in their pajamas sitting in each other's lap, our children are scarred for life!

Here little one, watch the new R-rated "Headshots and Decapitations" instead.

One viewer wrote on an internet message board: 'Completely wrong time of day for this. No problems with it but is should be post-watershed.'

Yea that's my general opinion of it.
 
2011-10-18 12:28:45 PM
Latest technology: Relationship expert Jo Hemmings shows off a remote controlled vibrator on the show
 
2011-10-18 12:46:26 PM
Thankfully I saw the tagline at the top of the window before the images loaded and I was able to avoid blindness. Close call.
 
2011-10-18 01:04:32 PM
Just to be honest there wasn't any nudity, and just a few pictures of the sexual apparatus, so I wasn't really shocked.

Hey, old people have sex don't they? And I think it'd be nice if they could just enjoy their sex life than having it be awkward and fail half the time.
 
2011-10-18 01:14:45 PM
Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
 
2011-10-18 01:19:10 PM
Dad, why's mom farking that old guy on TV?
 
2011-10-18 01:20:38 PM
cgraves67: Thankfully I saw the tagline at the top of the window before the images loaded and I was able to avoid blindness. Close call.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2011-10-18 01:23:39 PM
Hey, old people get horny too. At that age I hope I'm still regularly gettin it on.
 
2011-10-18 01:30:44 PM
Old people have nothing to do all day and don't have to worry about getting pregnant or acquiring an STD (they can still get them of course, but when you're that close to death who cares?).

Meaning that they're banging all the time.

Including your grandparents.
 
2011-10-18 01:38:06 PM
I would just like to say that I would happily demonstrate sex positions with this Holly Willoughby
 
2011-10-18 01:47:08 PM
British sex advice: Just lie back and think of England.
 
2011-10-18 01:49:51 PM
I'm not sure why seeing old people in PJs would prevent anyone from ever getting an erection again. And the fact that you can continue to have a great sex life for your entire life seems like something that would encourage erections. Sort of like your mom.
 
2011-10-18 01:51:37 PM
Well at least they weren't covered in mayonnaise
 
2011-10-18 01:53:50 PM
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Ok, yeah, that is just disgusting.
 
2011-10-18 01:54:55 PM
Mmm... lemons...
 
2011-10-18 01:56:36 PM
I don't get the lemons reference.
 
2011-10-18 01:59:48 PM
I love how sex is still so taboo. You can show all the blood and guts on tv that you want BUT if there's sex the whole world will crash! Sex is a natural part of life. It's not like the old people were undressed & farking. Also every girl over the age of 15 should have a vib anyway. If I ever have a daughter I know I'd be getting her one. It's much safer than her farking some yahoo & getting preg or an STI.
 
2011-10-18 02:05:39 PM
bulok: I don't get the lemons reference.

Pray that you never do.
 
M-G
2011-10-18 02:16:18 PM
bulok: I don't get the lemons reference.

Just search for 'lemon party'
 
2011-10-18 02:23:07 PM
The horrible part was when they said "sexpert".

/they'll all burn in hell for that
 
2011-10-18 02:32:37 PM
M-G: bulok: I don't get the lemons reference.

Just search for 'lemon party'


withfriendship.com

Ain't no party like a lemon party 'cause a lemon party don't stop
 
2011-10-18 02:34:25 PM
Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: Hey, old people get horny too. At that age I hope I'm still regularly gettin it on.

me to, but I plan on calling up some 20 something hooker to get it on with.
 
Skr
2011-10-18 02:45:06 PM
When life hands you lemons, hey, have a party.
 
2011-10-18 03:00:10 PM
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2011-10-18 03:01:22 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Strangely enough, Jim, that is not the bed creaking ...

Relationship expert Jo Hemmings shows off a remote controlled vibrator on the show

Can't wait to get that call from Gramps: "I can't get CSpan to come on and your grandmother just passed out again"
 
2011-10-18 03:09:38 PM
howdyyall9999: Can't wait to get that call from Gramps: "I can't get CSpan to come on and your grandmother just passed out again"

I lol'd. I really did.
 
2011-10-18 03:18:38 PM
zato_ichi: howdyyall9999: Can't wait to get that call from Gramps: "I can't get CSpan to come on and your grandmother just passed out again"

I lol'd. I really did.


So did I. LOL That was pretty funny.

Grandma might have passed out but I highly doubt she's complaining. ;)
 
2011-10-18 03:27:10 PM
Tax Boy: British sex advice: Just lie back and think of England.

209.235.219.118

GIS tells me this is a picture of Dick England.
 
2011-10-18 03:40:53 PM
For British eyes only...
 
2011-10-18 04:22:05 PM
Aren't we forgetting the most important aspect of this article?

Holly Willobooby of course...
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2011-10-18 04:32:45 PM
Brick-House: cgraves67: Thankfully I saw the tagline at the top of the window before the images loaded and I was able to avoid blindness. Close call.

i.dailymail.co.uk


It looks like Estelle Getty is reprising her role as Sophia from the Golden Girls
 
2011-10-18 04:52:04 PM
Good for them. I hope I'm still knocking boots at that age.

/more to the point, I hope my cock still works at that age
 
2011-10-18 05:27:39 PM
"Little eyes need to avert"? Is that anything like

a.abcnews.com?
 
2011-10-18 05:34:46 PM
Yeah that Holly is a well developed young lady, isnt she though?
 
2011-10-18 05:41:26 PM
Granny's still got it!
 
2011-10-18 06:11:26 PM
Nuffin wrong wif a bit o toad in the 'ole.
 
2011-10-18 07:55:13 PM
I feel truly sorry for anyone who is repulsed by the mere insinuation that old people have sex. Shame on you. Some day you will wish that you were happy and healthy enough to have a satisfying sex life in your golden years.
 
2011-10-18 09:38:10 PM
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Oooo... Its the Big One... You hear that Elizabeth... I'm comin' to you,
 
2011-10-20 09:25:27 AM
kellynoel: I feel truly sorry for anyone who is repulsed by the mere insinuation that old people have sex. Shame on you. Some day you will wish that you were happy and healthy enough to have a satisfying sex life in your golden years.

IMHO a person requires a few years under their belt before they can begin to wrap their mind around the mental images (yes, they do come) of old people having sex. I was completely repulsed by the thought through most of my 20s. Somewhere in my mid 30s, maybe early 40s, I began to face the inevitability of it.

I think it's just natual for young folks to be turned off by thoughts of old folks having sex. Don't make 'em feel bad for it. It's not really something you want to face until you absolutely have to.
 
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