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2011-10-18 01:02:18 PM
People with diabetes, psoriasis or weakened immune systems are especially vulnerable and should never undergo the pampering craze, the officials said.

This just in!: Fads're stoopid, mm'k?
 
2011-10-18 01:04:19 PM
This is not fair. The 99% cannot afford fancy fish spa AIDS.


/add this to the list of demands
 
2011-10-18 01:05:15 PM
media2.myfoxdc.com

What Aids looks like?
 
2011-10-18 01:05:24 PM
"How'd you get AIDS, Earl?"

"Erm, umm...uhh.... farked a monkey. Yeah, that's it."
 
2011-10-18 01:05:51 PM
Had my eye doctor tell me his colleagues said the AIDS virus was cured recently. Told him he should get new colleagues.

/Waiting for legal case where someone sues business for criminal exposure (but no transmission) to Hep/HIV from this procedure.
 
2011-10-18 01:08:44 PM
The pedicure is worse than the disease.
 
2011-10-18 01:09:15 PM
Just to be fair the AIDS virus is not a Virus but a deficiency of an immune system. An immune system that had a virus and then became shiat ass broken. So yeah, your eye doctor does need better colleagues especially if that is what he said.

Anyways I used to do HIV/AIDS education and used to be a hired speaker for schools. I'm glad you recognized your eye doctor is a dummy, it makes me happy to see that not everyone is clueless.
 
2011-10-18 01:09:30 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2011-10-18 01:09:42 PM
This is just fear mongering. They've been trying to get rid of this "treatment" for a while, and are now trying hysteria where legislation failed.
 
2011-10-18 01:10:24 PM
Transmission of HIV via fish mouth seems pretty slim to me. Same odds as playing a sweaty game of basketball with Magic Johnson.

/physicist
//NOT biologist.
 
2011-10-18 01:10:25 PM
amazing feet you say?

\got nothing
 
2011-10-18 01:12:17 PM
Yeah also on the fear thing, I agree. The virus can't and doesn't really live outside of the body at any time. Any air kills it, making me think, not that I am a scientist, that this is impossible. Hepatitis on the other hand can live outside of the body for 2 weeks... well certain types. That is the really scary guy to me, Hepatitis. Most big AIDS and HIV risks they talk about tend to be more likely to spread Hep, but AIDS is such a fear word we go for it.
 
2011-10-18 01:13:41 PM
Well, there goes David Lister's dreams.
 
2011-10-18 01:17:35 PM
Blood-borne viruses such as HIV and hepatitis also could be transmitted if infected clients bleed in spa water that is used again.


Wait a second, just how long can the AIDS virus live in 76F water? Pretty sure it can't survive long outside the human body. I know some types of Hep are quite hardy, but considering any infected blood will be diluted in 50 gallons of water, it seems quite unlikely that it can be transmitted.
 
2011-10-18 01:21:12 PM
The_EliteOne: Had my eye doctor tell me his colleagues said the AIDS virus was cured recently. Told him he should get new colleagues.

/Waiting for legal case where someone sues business for criminal exposure (but no transmission) to Hep/HIV from this procedure.


There are two documented cases of AIDS being cured. Both were leukimia patients. Radiation destroyed their immune systems entirely as part of the leukimia treatment, then bone marrow/stem cell transplants followed. At the end of it, no trace of the HIV. Not super practical, but there have been a couple of "cures."
 
2011-10-18 01:23:45 PM
royone: The pedicure is worse than the disease.

Thread over. Everybody go home.
 
2011-10-18 01:24:07 PM
That's why you always use a codom.

/remember to tip your servers.
 
2011-10-18 01:27:11 PM
Let me get this straight. There are people willing to pay money to dip their feet into a pool full of fish? Sounds like something from Fear Factor. Or some horrible new fetish.
 
2011-10-18 01:29:55 PM
So if you already have AIDS, it's no problem.
 
2011-10-18 01:34:46 PM
Cybernetic: So if you already have AIDS, it's no problem.

Don't be so sure. There's always super AIDS.
 
2011-10-18 01:35:51 PM
Once in the Keys I swam in a lagoon full of Rainbow Parrot fish, the water was warm clear and calm. those little farking fish started eating me. I shiat you not they were taking bites.

I'll scrub my feet thanks, let them clean whales.
 
2011-10-18 01:36:47 PM
whataboutbob1974: The_EliteOne: Had my eye doctor tell me his colleagues said the AIDS virus was cured recently. Told him he should get new colleagues.

/Waiting for legal case where someone sues business for criminal exposure (but no transmission) to Hep/HIV from this procedure.

There are two documented cases of AIDS being cured. Both were leukimia patients. Radiation destroyed their immune systems entirely as part of the leukimia treatment, then bone marrow/stem cell transplants followed. At the end of it, no trace of the HIV. Not super practical, but there have been a couple of "cures."


I would use the term "cure" very loosely. That's the CCR-5 gene mutation which exists in less than 1% of the worlds population - so not only does your bone marrow transplant have to match, but it has to match from someone with that specific gene mutation. Now if they can devise a synthetic way to get an infected persons cells to stop producing CCR-5, that would be something.
 
2011-10-18 01:38:16 PM
I think health officials must shiat themselves when they see these fish cleaning feet. Ever since they first started this stuff they have been trying to get it banned where ever it crops up.
I've maintained a fish tank for awhile now and I guarantee that the cleaning I've done is many, many times less hygienic than having fish clean your feet. I'm still fine; I haven't died from coming into contact with my disgusting fish tank.

Granted these diseases are different, since you need someone (or something... buh buh buh) to spread them. Unfortunately even if these businesses figure out how to solve this latest problem those crafty healthy officials will think of something new.
 
2011-10-18 01:38:43 PM
Stargyn: Just to be fair the AIDS virus is not a Virus but a deficiency of an immune system. An immune system that had a virus and then became shiat ass broken. So yeah, your eye doctor does need better colleagues especially if that is what he said.

Anyways I used to do HIV/AIDS education and used to be a hired speaker for schools. I'm glad you recognized your eye doctor is a dummy, it makes me happy to see that not everyone is clueless.


Google my name ;) we may have run into each other at some point. Also, I should have said "the virus that causes AIDS" not "the AIDS virus"
 
2011-10-18 01:42:39 PM
Skyred: I've maintained a fish tank for awhile now and I guarantee that the cleaning I've done is many, many times less hygienic than having fish clean your feet. I'm still fine; I haven't died from coming into contact with my disgusting fish tank.

cool story bro
 
2011-10-18 01:44:58 PM
Stargyn: Just to be fair the AIDS virus is not a Virus but a deficiency of an immune system. An immune system that had a virus and then became shiat ass broken. So yeah, your eye doctor does need better colleagues especially if that is what he said.

Anyways I used to do HIV/AIDS education and used to be a hired speaker for schools. I'm glad you recognized your eye doctor is a dummy, it makes me happy to see that not everyone is clueless.


I really want them to cure the virus that causes the artist formerly known as prince.
 
2011-10-18 01:45:17 PM
Next up: treatment of obesity with tapeworms. Tasty tasty tapeworms.
 
2011-10-18 01:50:34 PM
IrateShadow: super AIDS

www.unathleticmag.com
 
2011-10-18 01:57:21 PM
royone: The pedicure is worse than the disease.

golfclap

/clapclapclap
 
2011-10-18 02:04:17 PM
SkunkWerks: People with diabetes, psoriasis or weakened immune systems are especially vulnerable and should never undergo the pampering craze, the officials said.

This just in!: Fads're stoopid, mm'k?


I think it is odd that they specifically mention psoriasis when the fish treatment has been working for years in places like Turkey to help curb the symptoms.

I'd do the google-fu for citation, but I'm fairly certain it helps somewhere like 75% of the psoriasis patients who have tried it
 
2011-10-18 02:23:07 PM
ShawnDoc [TotalFark] Quote 2011-10-18 01:17:35 PM
Blood-borne viruses such as HIV and hepatitis also could be transmitted if infected clients bleed in spa water that is used again.


Wait a second, just how long can the AIDS virus live in 76F water? Pretty sure it can't survive long outside the human body. I know some types of Hep are quite hardy, but considering any infected blood will be diluted in 50 gallons of water, it seems quite unlikely that it can be transmitted.


I heard that voting for Obama is the leading cause of AIDS.
 
2011-10-18 02:49:17 PM
Has there even been a single case of fish spas transmitting a disease?
 
2011-10-18 02:57:53 PM
genepool lifeboat: I think it is odd that they specifically mention psoriasis when the fish treatment has been working for years in places like Turkey to help curb the symptoms.

I'd do the google-fu for citation, but I'm fairly certain it helps somewhere like 75% of the psoriasis patients who have tried it


The fish aren't the hygiene issue in the article; the possibility of disease comes from water not being changed between clients, which is basically the equivalent of not cleaning instruments between patients. Psoriasis can lead to cracked/broken skin, which can leak infectious material into the water, or make an easy entry point for anything infectious that a previous patient left in the water.

Why they can't just mandate the water changing between clients the same way they mandate sterilization of tools, I don't know. Probably people being paranoid because "you can't prove the fish won't EVER transmit disease themselves", despite there being no evidence of them having done so (that I know of). Given how these fish survive in the wild, it's more than likely that they have their own ways of minimizing such risks. A bit like how cockroaches are so well-adapted to eating garbage that despite running around in it, the bugs themselves are actually usually quite clean due to their grooming habits and a naturally antibacterial exoskeleton.
 
2011-10-18 02:58:33 PM
NeoKhan: Has there even been a single case of fish spas transmitting a disease?

I'd worry about fish handler's disease (Erysipelothrix rhusiopathiae) or Mycobacterium marinum far more than the bloodborne viral pathogens.
 
2011-10-18 04:43:15 PM
genepool lifeboat: SkunkWerks: People with diabetes, psoriasis or weakened immune systems are especially vulnerable and should never undergo the pampering craze, the officials said.

This just in!: Fads're stoopid, mm'k?

I think it is odd that they specifically mention psoriasis when the fish treatment has been working for years in places like Turkey to help curb the symptoms.

I'd do the google-fu for citation, but I'm fairly certain it helps somewhere like 75% of the psoriasis patients who have tried it


Yes, but how many AIDS patients has it helped?
 
2011-10-18 04:50:14 PM
OMG that picture is disgusting!
 
2011-10-18 06:31:43 PM
Why can't they just put a little soap in the water? Both HIV & Hep. B are enveloped viruses -- thus susceptible to detergents, heat, etc. Wouldn't a little soap go a long way?
 
2011-10-18 08:00:09 PM
Handbasket: Why can't they just put a little soap in the water? Both HIV & Hep. B are enveloped viruses -- thus susceptible to detergents, heat, etc. Wouldn't a little soap go a long way?

It would probably kill the fish, too... thereby defeating the purpose.
 
2011-10-18 08:56:44 PM
I've never even heard of this before but putting the fish and the HIV aside, who has to be told that putting your feet in un-chlorinated water that a dozen other people have been in before might be harmful?

It's like the dipshiats who needed a Surgeon General to tell them that inhaling smoke into their lungs every day for 30 years is bad for you.
 
2011-10-19 10:01:49 AM
The_EliteOne: Had my eye doctor tell me his colleagues said the AIDS virus was cured recently. Told him he should get new colleagues.

/Waiting for legal case where someone sues business for criminal exposure (but no transmission) to Hep/HIV from this procedure.


these are prevalent in southeast asia: Thailand, Laos, Cambodia. Trust me, there are many more ways to catch nasty things there. the fish are least of your worries.
 
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