FARK.com: (6654251) Francis, no. Stop it. Please... just... no, no. FRANCIS YOU'RE MAKING ME PEE

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styckx

2011-10-18 10:07:30 AM

Fat people aren't funny when they are trying to be funny about being fat.

/try again fatty

Iggie

2011-10-18 10:14:42 AM

styckx: Fat people aren't funny when they are trying to be funny about being fat.

/try again fatty

Oh lighten up, Francis. *bah-dum tish*

Wiggins Hat

2011-10-18 10:32:32 AM

Headline should have come with a warning. Ewwwww...

asciibaron

2011-10-18 10:33:48 AM

i couldn't understand him with that chicken bone in his mouth

RiverRat

2011-10-18 11:09:48 AM

What's his Fark handle?

/nevermind, I don't really want to know

rudemix

2011-10-18 11:19:55 AM

"Do you know why you aren't allowed to have jelly donuts, private Pyle?"
"Because I'm too heavy, Drill Sargeant!"
"Because you're a disgusting fat-body, Pyle!"

enik

2011-10-18 11:21:59 AM

Speech impediment, unfunny and fat as fark? This guy is definitely a Farker.

Honest Bender

2011-10-18 11:27:51 AM

That wasn't funny. More sad...

hogans

2011-10-18 11:43:04 AM

Iggie: Oh lighten up, Francis. *bah-dum tish*

i3.photobucket.com

Approves.

indarwinsshadow

2011-10-18 11:51:06 AM

Honest Bender Quote 2011-10-18 11:27:51 AM
That wasn't funny. More sad...

Yeah, pretty much what I was thinking. Acting like retard as well as fat didn't help him much.

TheMega

2011-10-18 11:54:20 AM

Guessing he could easily lift 2 liters, and has had LOTS of practice, as opposed to what is shown in the unfunny video...

strapp3r

2011-10-18 11:55:54 AM

dude's got TF written all over him

Gals Panic

2011-10-18 12:07:42 PM

Nice Zendikar poster with Sorin Markov on the walls there buddy... Wait, I mean I have no idea what that poster is. Nerd.

Eddy Gurge

2011-10-18 12:51:25 PM

Boogie is AWESOME! And yes, he used to be a TFer.

attention span of a retarded fruit fly

2011-10-18 01:00:34 PM

Eddy Gurge: Boogie is AWESOME! And yes, he used to be a TFer.

Applaudes...haters gotta hate.... I like this guy...

Poop Sock...?

/obscure?

Candygram4Mongo

2011-10-18 01:02:43 PM

So... can someone explain the headline to me? I was out sick for a few days, and missed the latest memes...

gameshowhost

2011-10-18 01:09:15 PM

Candygram4Mongo: So... can someone explain the headline to me? I was out sick for a few days, and missed the latest memes...

The name of the person in the video is Francis?

/me do the heavy lifting

howdyyall9999

2011-10-18 01:23:33 PM

I wash myself with a rag on a stick...

HellRaisingHoosier

2011-10-18 01:49:31 PM

Good god. Stop playing WoW and go outside. You shouldn't need a TV show to help you live healthier. I like that me makes a mockery of HOW you become healthy. Put down the snacks and soda and go swim or exercise.

rudemix

2011-10-18 01:59:08 PM

HellRaisingHoosier: Good god. Stop playing WoW and go outside. You shouldn't need a TV show to help you live healthier. I like that me makes a mockery of HOW you become healthy. Put down the snacks and soda and go swim or exercise.

Good point. The fatty shows that he knows what he needs to do to lose weight, and shows his disdain for it with his 'humor' about it. Try using those tools as intended, Francis, and not props for your lame humor and you might make process. No one may have told him this but being funny (which he isn't) is no where near as awesome as getting laid is.

pudding7

2011-10-18 02:13:20 PM

I love the posters he has on his bedroom wall.

pudding7

2011-10-18 02:14:50 PM

Holy shiat, I also love how when he's dry humping the exercise ball he briefly looks over to the Princess Leia in a Gold Bikini poster, as if for inspiration.

Candygram4Mongo

2011-10-18 02:25:25 PM

gameshowhost: Candygram4Mongo: So... can someone explain the headline to me? I was out sick for a few days, and missed the latest memes...

The name of the person in the video is Francis?

/me do the heavy lifting

Oh, his name is Francis. Indeed.

If only I had known this sooner...

Bf+

2011-10-18 02:33:10 PM

Eddy Gurge

2011-10-18 02:47:04 PM

rudemix: No one may have told him this but being funny (which he isn't) is no where near as awesome as getting laid is.

Actually, his girlfriend is pretty cute. And not big at all.

BubbaWilkins

2011-10-18 02:49:28 PM

For those unfamiliar with his work, Francis is a character this guy does to parody every basement dwelling, fat guy, gamer stereotype.

I find most of his vids pretty entertaining.

dopeydwarf

2011-10-18 03:07:56 PM

Isitoveryet

2011-10-18 03:27:17 PM

huh. the basement looks great framed out like that, the new drywall and paint really top it off.

Honest Bender

2011-10-18 04:11:23 PM

BubbaWilkins: For those unfamiliar with his work, Francis is ~~a character this guy does to parody every basement dwelling, fat guy, gamer stereotype.~~ a sad, sad fat man.

Fixed for truth.

Hack Patooey

2011-10-18 04:49:24 PM

Eddy Gurge

2011-10-18 04:55:25 PM

BubbaWilkins: I find most of his vids pretty entertaining.

At least I'm not the only one who isn't so superficial that all they care to see is a fat guy.

moralpanic

2011-10-18 05:15:03 PM

That was pretty funny!

gameshowhost

2011-10-18 05:30:43 PM

Candygram4Mongo: gameshowhost: Candygram4Mongo: So... can someone explain the headline to me? I was out sick for a few days, and missed the latest memes...

The name of the person in the video is Francis?

/me do the heavy lifting

Oh, his name is Francis. Indeed.

If only I had known this sooner...

So you still don't get it that "Suddenly: Meme" simply didn't happen.

rudemix

2011-10-18 05:32:57 PM

Eddy Gurge: rudemix: No one may have told him this but being funny (which he isn't) is no where near as awesome as getting laid is.

Actually, his girlfriend is pretty cute. And not big at all.

Eddy Gurge: BubbaWilkins: I find most of his vids pretty entertaining.

At least I'm not the only one who isn't so superficial that all they care to see is a fat guy.

That's great Francis, now use the ShakeWeight like it was meant to be used, Fatty.

Falcon Hunter

2011-10-18 06:02:14 PM

Psst: FOR THOSE THAT DIDN'T KNOW, THIS IS ONE OF HIS CHARACTERS.

Rozotorical

2011-10-18 06:26:44 PM

rudemix: Eddy Gurge: rudemix: No one may have told him this but being funny (which he isn't) is no where near as awesome as getting laid is.

Actually, his girlfriend is pretty cute. And not big at all.

Eddy Gurge: BubbaWilkins: I find most of his vids pretty entertaining.

At least I'm not the only one who isn't so superficial that all they care to see is a fat guy.

That's great Francis, now use the ShakeWeight like it was meant to be used, Fatty.

I love when arrogant people don't get humor. It makes my day.

Eddy Gurge

2011-10-18 06:35:03 PM

Rozotorical: I love when arrogant people don't get humor. It makes my day.

Low hanging fruit. The opiate of starvation.

rudemix

2011-10-18 06:43:14 PM

Rozotorical: rudemix: Eddy Gurge: rudemix: No one may have told him this but being funny (which he isn't) is no where near as awesome as getting laid is.

Actually, his girlfriend is pretty cute. And not big at all.

Eddy Gurge: BubbaWilkins: I find most of his vids pretty entertaining.

At least I'm not the only one who isn't so superficial that all they care to see is a fat guy.

That's great Francis, now use the ShakeWeight like it was meant to be used, Fatty.

I love when arrogant people don't get humor. It makes my day.

I watched the video and get it now. The guy is actually funny and totally isn't a fat farking slob. My bad.

Smagma

2011-10-18 06:51:17 PM

Link

Yeah, looks like the Francis voice is an act.. here's him talking coherently about the occupy wallstreet shenanigans.

Ravengirl

2011-10-18 07:09:38 PM

Seems this is in relation to a near death experience his friend had on a reality weightloss program

Eddy Gurge

2011-10-18 07:15:40 PM

Boogie is an awesome guy. Very witty, and just fun as hell to watch and get to know. He knows he's giant, and in making fun of it, is also making fun of people who go for the whole "he's so fat" thing. He's working on is weight, and is down 40lbs so far. He's had quite a troubled life, and may have finally gotten over a lot of what was ailing him. He's bright, extremely intelligent, and a pleasure to watch. It's a channel definitely worth a person's time. I've watched all his vids, and support him as much as I can. Oh wait, I mean, he's a fatty fat fat, har har. High five?

lewismarktwo

2011-10-18 07:22:25 PM

"Being that I have a horrible personality and my one saving grace is that I managed to remain thin, Imma go ahead and hate the shiat out of this guy 'cause he's fat."

Candygram4Mongo

2011-10-18 07:51:33 PM

gameshowhost: Candygram4Mongo: gameshowhost: Candygram4Mongo: So... can someone explain the headline to me? I was out sick for a few days, and missed the latest memes...

The name of the person in the video is Francis?

/me do the heavy lifting

Oh, his name is Francis. Indeed.

If only I had known this sooner...

So you still don't get it that "Suddenly: Meme" simply didn't happen.

Okay, a different approach: the headline's phrase that ends with "YOU'RE MAKING ME PEE" didn't seem to be in the video, and in the context of what we watched, seems a bit of a non sequitur. Which led me to wonder if it referenced some catchphrase I had overlooked. A Google search revealed nothing obvious, so I felt that, in this instance, perhaps it was some insider Fark meme.

But no, apparently watching Francis makes subby want to urinate. Well, who knew?

Thanks again for your kind assistance.

Ed Finnerty

2011-10-18 08:52:32 PM

Bf+: [www.hqshirts.com image 150x136]

It all clicked for me when I saw him in the pool.

I thought to myself, "So that's where they're hosing him down."

OnlyM3

2011-10-18 09:19:10 PM

Quotes from the video.

"I'd be very good at losing weight"
-- If that were true tubby I wouldn't have to switch to wide screen mode to view your video

"I'm very good at exercising"
-- Again, if true, you wouldn't be making this video

Put the $$ you spend on McD's and BK towards a speech therapist and jogging shoes.

Misconduc

2011-10-18 10:12:47 PM

Link

Francis gets his WOW account hacked, pure genius

The Ghost of Tom Ace

2011-10-18 10:56:59 PM

Gals Panic: Nice Zendikar poster with Sorin Markov on the walls there buddy... Wait, I mean I have no idea what that poster is. Nerd.

Worst. Planeswalker. Ever. I'm assuming...

Balchinian

2011-10-19 12:00:11 AM

Falcon Hunter: Psst: FOR THOSE THAT DIDN'T KNOW, THIS IS ONE OF HIS CHARACTERS.

Psst: For those of you who didn't know, he is not at all funny.

Tumunga

2011-10-19 12:22:07 AM

RiverRat: What's his Fark handle?

/nevermind, I don't really want to know

Styckx.

toyotaboy

2011-10-19 12:34:55 AM

I don't make monkeys, I just train em!
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