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(Gawker) Spiffy Britney Spears forgoes dancing for multiple sex scenes in new music video   (gawker.com) divider line 49
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thompsonius [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 10:30:04 AM
img689.imageshack.us
 
The My Little Pony Killer [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 10:39:14 AM
Glad to see she's finally accepting her dad's advice.
 
TravisBickle62
2011-10-18 10:40:35 AM
It starts with her at a party where people are dressed elegantly ... so you know it's bullshiat from the gitgo.
 
hp6sa
2011-10-18 10:42:51 AM
I might want to take a peek at this once I leave work... is this worth bookmarking?
 
Pincy
2011-10-18 10:43:14 AM
hp6sa: I might want to take a peek at this once I leave work... is this worth bookmarking?

NO
 
Jingle Strangle
2011-10-18 10:52:17 AM
www.seanbonner.com
 
justtray
2011-10-18 11:03:06 AM
Pass
 
s2s2s2
2011-10-18 11:13:37 AM
Yeah, that whole thing was just a big ol' sex scene.

/no, it wasn't.
 
watson.t.hamster
2011-10-18 11:19:51 AM
Not a bad idea just a few years too late.
 
baorao
2011-10-18 11:21:09 AM
well that was a waste of time.
 
wrenchboy
2011-10-18 11:23:08 AM
watson.t.hamster: Not a bad idea just a few years too late.

Too late for a Hustler spread?
 
lehmac
2011-10-18 11:23:24 AM
No one wants to see you nekkid any more, Stinky.
 
eas81
2011-10-18 11:23:31 AM
That was just bad I only got through 30 seconds...: /

/Bad,Bad, Bad
 
Orgasmatron138
2011-10-18 11:24:49 AM
Her best days are behind her.
 
Kurmudgeon
2011-10-18 11:33:11 AM
Orgasmatron138: Her best days are behind her.

At least she still has the International market...
 
Mixolydian Master [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 11:33:36 AM
cdn2.holytaco.com
About 10 years too late for me to care
 
zappaisfrank
2011-10-18 11:34:03 AM
Well, that was..dumb.

Song sucked, too.
 
hp6sa
2011-10-18 11:34:37 AM
Pincy: hp6sa: I might want to take a peek at this once I leave work... is this worth bookmarking?

NO

Dammit.

/but thanks for saving me some valuable non-work time.
 
El Freak [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 11:42:40 AM
No, subby, there's nothing "spiffy" about anything this talentless assbag does. She represents everything about America that needs to be flushed down the farking toilet.
 
Dambro
2011-10-18 11:45:25 AM
Mixolydian Master: [cdn2.holytaco.com image 485x507]
About 10 years too late for me to care

That is quite the interesting cut of meat...

/would still hit it...
//fist, angry god.
 
pottie
2011-10-18 11:45:56 AM
lehmac: No one wants to see you nekkid any more, Stinky.

I do
 
lehmac
2011-10-18 11:54:48 AM
pottie: lehmac: No one wants to see you nekkid any more, Stinky.

I do

Well, youre a turlet. You like stinky shiat.
 
pennyrave
2011-10-18 12:05:28 PM
Dambro: Mixolydian Master: [cdn2.holytaco.com image 485x507]
About 10 years too late for me to care

That is quite the interesting cut of meat...

/would still hit it...
//fist, angry god.

You like your men old, eh?
 
Ordell
2011-10-18 12:13:20 PM
She might as well. She sure can't dance any more.
 
HighZoolander [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 12:22:13 PM
Dambro: Mixolydian Master: [cdn2.holytaco.com image 485x507]
About 10 years too late for me to care

That is quite the interesting cut of meat...

/would still hit it...
//fist, angry god.

You may want to take the meat off the grill before hitting it. Free advice.
 
Nogale
2011-10-18 12:45:42 PM
Crapitudinous song.
 
VikingQuestFan42
2011-10-18 12:55:40 PM
wrenchboy: watson.t.hamster: Not a bad idea just a few years too late.

Too late for a Hustler spread?

It is NEVER too late for a Hustler spread
 
TheGogmagog
2011-10-18 01:16:41 PM
Came to say: img689.imageshack.us
But also agree with Mixolydian Master. 10 years too late to care.
Probably won't come back to look at the video. xnxx has everything I need.
 
Why Would I Read the Article
2011-10-18 01:49:17 PM
This is the best news of 2001, by far
 
The Wet Nurse
2011-10-18 01:53:07 PM
She's not too bad to watch, but her whiney, hypo-nasal voice has turned me off from the beginning.
 
theorellior [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 02:15:32 PM
El Freak: She represents everything about America that needs to be flushed down the farking toilet.

Kim Kardashian is despondent that you didn't think of her first.
 
bhcompy
2011-10-18 02:27:22 PM
Well, she's sure cleaned up real well.
 
jaytkay
2011-10-18 03:14:58 PM
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
jbull217
2011-10-18 03:17:40 PM
Not horrible... if you watch with the volume all the way down...
 
thegod082
2011-10-18 04:01:01 PM
Who?
 
pottie
2011-10-18 04:19:07 PM
lehmac: pottie: lehmac: No one wants to see you nekkid any more, Stinky.

I do

Well, youre a turlet. You like stinky shiat.

I think you have me confused with potty

/still think there's something hot about rich and blonde
 
kab
2011-10-18 04:23:10 PM
"But her music videos are as risqué as ever"

And they need to be, as the music written for her to lipsync to has zero substance to it.
 
Buckney Gurre
2011-10-18 04:43:18 PM
oi52.tinypic.com
 
dc0012c [TotalFark]
2011-10-18 05:02:33 PM
Motherfarkin' Autotune. ANY producer using that trick to gloss over a singer's lack of talent should have his sack shaved and rubbed with Ben-Gay.
 
EvilJordan
2011-10-18 05:34:07 PM
That song reminds me of this with all the flutes:
 
EvilJordan
2011-10-18 05:35:10 PM
Aw, hotlink fail.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
Jingle Strangle
2011-10-18 05:50:57 PM
EvilJordan: Aw, hotlink fail.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 241x320]

someone shopped the Obama logo off his belly.
 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2011-10-18 07:16:31 PM
Yeah, she decided to forgo the singing too I can see. Dreadful piece of shiat.
 
Riotboy
2011-10-18 08:31:57 PM
She sings like a robot.
 
limboslam
2011-10-18 10:50:01 PM
i486.photobucket.com
 
ApatheticMonkey
2011-10-18 10:50:01 PM
Wait, is that just a really terrible version of "The Logical Song"?

/heh, Supertramp
 
Maechyll
2011-10-18 10:51:52 PM
You know, I'd poke her--but that song was the lamest piece of shiat I've heard in a LONG time.

/But she'll make a ton of money from it.
 
23FPB23
2011-10-19 03:01:56 AM
Maechyll: You know, I'd poke her--but that song was the lamest piece of shiat I've heard in a LONG time.

/But she'll make a ton of money from it.

LOLWUT? You actually listened to it?
 
Captain Wingo
2011-10-19 07:18:34 AM
She's still pretty. But didn't she used to have way catchier pop tunes and better videos?

"Fun. fun. fun. fun." As she flings her hair back and forth like it weighs 50 pounds.
 
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