Approves, but only in the name of comedy

Pocket Ninja: They really are just trying to get customers to the point where they walk up to the counter and pay to have a feedbag of mashed everything strapped over their head.

GAT_00: Link

Oblig, and NSFW.

Done and done.

Meh. Wake me up when they find a way to whip it into a homogenous paste.

Phoenix_M: [punchlinemagazine.com image 150x150]

Approves, but only in the name of comedy

The 'hidden track' at the end of his latest album addressing how 'this is the joke that got away from him' is hilarious. Also, MEGA-LEG.

Well, in KFC's defense, it looks delicious.

That looks farking disgusting. I never want to see any comments on Fark by
Americans about British food ever again.

Sick as in cool.

Meh, Hardees showed the way. Look the fast food buying public really does not give a shiat about how much they weigh, how many calories are in the food, or what it does to their body. All they care about is that their is a lot of food and does it taste good to them.

Slaves2Darkness: Meh, Hardees showed the way. Look the fast food buying public really does not give a shiat about how much they weigh, how many calories are in the food, or what it does to their body. All they care about is that their is a lot of food and does it taste good to them.

What amazes me is just how much salt that takes. Whenever I eat at any of the major fast food chains, I put on 5-6 pounds in the following 24 hours just from all the water I start retaining.

GAT_00: Link

Oblig, and NSFW.

man he's a terrible comedian. i liked him on king of queens but that stand up was awful.

yet it seems no one can figure out why the average american needs two seats on a bus/airplane

BigNumber12: Time to invest in cardiac surgical supply manufacturers.

Don't you know that the pharma companies that make heart related meds are the secret parent companies of of KFC, Mc D's and such?

It's a huge return on investment.

I would eat that. What's not to love?

I would also eat at the heart attack grill.

As long as you don't have it 3 times a day every day, you'll probably be just fine.

/not fat
//not afraid of the food nazis

I never really understood the horror at the Double Down. I mean, all it was was two pieces of chicken, some bacon and some cheese. How is that any worse than ordering a bucket and eating (probably more than) two pieces of chicken and a small amount of a side dish?

Not defending this thing though. That thing sounds foul.

Gordon Bennett: That looks farking disgusting. I never want to see any comments on Fark by
Americans about British food ever again.

Except jellied eels, which are fair game as they are the only food I know of that I expect could look considerably less unappetising after being vomited out than they were when first served on the original plate.

does it come with EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES

Everybody in here its fast food or processed food more than a few times a month, so I fail to see any reason to deny this looking delicious.

Technically, this is the prequel to the Double-Down. Sprinkling some bacon crumbles on top of it doesn't make it new.

The Doubledown is/was gross. How you fark up a chicken patty, bacon and cheese is beyond me. Never had drier chicken in my life, and the bacon was hard and chewy instead of crisp. Figuring it was old or whatever I tried a second one a month or two later, same thing. Bah.

/don't eat fastfood every day, you'll be alright
//darn near everything is okay in moderation, making it habitual is another issue.

Gordon Bennett: I never want to see any comments on Fark by
Americans about British food ever again.

I'd still eat that culinary abortion-in-a-bowl before I'd eat most of the pub grub you guys make. This may be a random assortment of miscellaneous foods thrown into a slop bucket, but at least the contents are actually discernibly food.

/ I can do the bangers and mash
// I can do the swamp peas
/// not much else on that side of the pond is going anywhere near my mouth unless I'm literally starving, though

So the pizza cone guy is a "hero" but this is sick? Mods must be drunk already.

/wouldn't eat either of them

FTFA's Comments:

Let me just put this out into the world: I do not like bacon. I do not like that every sandwich at every restaurant now includes bacon. I do not think that bacon should be on a salad, ever. I do not like how bacon smells and I do not like how bacon tastes and I do not like it in the rain and I do not like it on a train. Why is everyone so obsessed with bacon? How does anyone prefer that to a french fry, or really any carb? Why would you want to soil your delicious KFC "chicken" (or even more so their completely disgustingly amazing mashed potatoes) with the overpowering taste of deep fried fatty pork? The taste overpowers everything, and if you're going to eat those mashed potatoes, which I believe to be essentially whipped butter, shouldn't you at least be able to taste them so that it's worth the caloric intake? I'm trying not to use caps lock but this has me very worked up.
I guess what I'm saying is this is one of those things I just really don't understand and it frustrates me. Enough with the bacon.

Also KFC is really impressively gross, and I might go get some mashed potatoes there tomorrow.

I'm sorry, but if you think that KFC's fried chicken and mashed potatoes are awesome then you lose any credibility to critique the taste of any meal or ingredient. if it doesn't appeal to you fine, ask them to leave it off. On the other hand if you want fried chicken that tastes like salt dissolved in to week-old grease without any hint of chicken left or absolutely tasteless mashed potatoes with a texture closely resembling that of wallpaper paste maybe you shouldn't ever comment about anyone else's choice in food....ever again.

/food snob
//don't care what you eat
///just don't make it my business

Okay this doesnt sound all that great. But I do a similar thing on the rare occasion we get a KFC Craving. I take their Mac and Cheese and cover it with gravy tear apart a couple pieces of chicken and throw that on top of the Gravy macand cheese pile. Then serve that with their cole slaw on the side. Trust me it sounds bad but its OMG Amazing! Then I sleep because for whatever reason it makes you tired as hell...

/Started eating KFC this way in HS
//Wont have it any other way
///Forgot Louisiana hot sauce it gets dashed on top
/Slash

I've tried it. I thought it was delish.

Washed it down with a diet soda.

//had to even things out

paygun: does it come with EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES

Fark you - I'm eating!

BigNumber12: Time to invest in cardiac surgical supply manufacturers.

As a (soon-to-be ex-) employee of a cardiac surgical supply manufacturer, this is good news.... for my ESPP.

I actually saw the commerical for this during House last night, right after the patient had a heart attack, and thought "Really?"

And this is why America will win the zombie apocalypse.

Our zombies won't be able to move without their rascals and the survivors will be able to go months before they need to start foraging for food.

That and we have lots of guns.

Meh, it looks like it might be good. Don't really get the disgust some seem to have at the stuff not being separate. No different than a rice bowl at an Asian place. Mashed potato works great as a bed for other food.

bemis23: FTFA's Comments:

Let me just put this out into the world: I do not like bacon. I do not like that every sandwich at every restaurant now includes bacon. I do not think that bacon should be on a salad, ever. I do not like how bacon smells and I do not like how bacon tastes and I do not like it in the rain and I do not like it on a train. Why is everyone so obsessed with bacon? How does anyone prefer that to a french fry, or really any carb? Why would you want to soil your delicious KFC "chicken" (or even more so their completely disgustingly amazing mashed potatoes) with the overpowering taste of deep fried fatty pork? The taste overpowers everything, and if you're going to eat those mashed potatoes, which I believe to be essentially whipped butter, shouldn't you at least be able to taste them so that it's worth the caloric intake? I'm trying not to use caps lock but this has me very worked up.
I guess what I'm saying is this is one of those things I just really don't understand and it frustrates me. Enough with the bacon.

Also KFC is really impressively gross, and I might go get some mashed potatoes there tomorrow.

I'm sorry, but if you think that KFC's fried chicken and mashed potatoes are awesome then you lose any credibility to critique the taste of any meal or ingredient. if it doesn't appeal to you fine, ask them to leave it off. On the other hand if you want fried chicken that tastes like salt dissolved in to week-old grease without any hint of chicken left or absolutely tasteless mashed potatoes with a texture closely resembling that of wallpaper paste maybe you shouldn't ever comment about anyone else's choice in food....ever again.

/food snob
//don't care what you eat
///just don't make it my business

You're wrong. No, it does not taste like your farmer grandmother's fried chicken. But that shiat is tasty nonetheless.

bemis23: ///just don't make it my business

I'm pretty sure you're the only person who did....