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		Mother tries to get daughter into prestigious school by: A) teacher recommendations B) video resume C) spreading sex disease lies about rival applicant (stuff.co.nz)		31
		More: Dumbass, police prosecutor, Queenstown, Dunedin, doses

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Public Savant

2011-10-18 07:35:10 AM

FTA: The 53-year-old cleaner was granted continuing name suppression yesterday when she admitted in the Queenstown District Court two charges of misusing a telephone.

I can't decide if that is hot or just really silly.

Sybarite

2011-10-18 07:37:37 AM

Wanda Holloway thinks she's a piker.

Sarah Palin's Conscience

2011-10-18 07:40:50 AM

Your daughter is still stupid.

Baryogenesis

2011-10-18 07:45:00 AM

You're momma sure does care about your education

BurnShrike

2011-10-18 07:45:34 AM

Baryogenesis: [i76.photobucket.com image 320x240]

You're momma sure does care about your education

Two bad you'res didn't.

Baryogenesis

2011-10-18 07:46:11 AM

Ah crap. *YOUR*

Baryogenesis

2011-10-18 07:49:08 AM

BurnShrike: Baryogenesis: [i76.photobucket.com image 320x240]

You're momma sure does care about your education

Two bad you'res didn't.

When I saw it...

JohnCarter

2011-10-18 07:49:53 AM

That is a pretty intricate plot. Was the other girl her daughter's "arch rival" also? That would have been better.

BurnShrike

2011-10-18 07:51:09 AM

Baryogenesis: BurnShrike: Baryogenesis: [i76.photobucket.com image 320x240]

You're momma sure does care about your education

Two bad you'res didn't.

[i798.photobucket.com image 172x142]

When I saw it...

Haha that's a great gif. It happens to the best of us.

JackalRabbit

2011-10-18 07:54:32 AM

Too bad that it turns out that the other girl really was a lesbian and does have the herp.

/oh the egg on their faces.

Baryogenesis

2011-10-18 07:55:11 AM

BurnShrike: Baryogenesis: BurnShrike: Baryogenesis: [i76.photobucket.com image 320x240]

You're momma sure does care about your education

Two bad you'res didn't.

[i798.photobucket.com image 172x142]

When I saw it...

Haha that's a great gif. It happens to the best of us.

I got in a hurry and forgot basic grammar. Shame on me. I wish the file size limit was higher, though. I can't use most of my .gifs

EditorialSpace

2011-10-18 07:55:47 AM

Well, this is the easiest way to do character assasination on a child, and to garauntee he/she has no clue why others steer clear except the weirdos.

/Life is like a box of...
//fark this...where's my Winchester? It's time to for you and I to take a ride.

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian

2011-10-18 08:05:42 AM

There's always "experts" who have a better idea, but it was the only logical thing to do.

nopokerface

2011-10-18 08:12:44 AM

That woman wouldn't be safe from my wife anywhere on the planet if she did that to one of my daughters.

Splinshints

2011-10-18 08:14:24 AM

The 53-year-old cleaner

A lifetime of poor decisions.

nopokerface

2011-10-18 08:16:06 AM

Splinshints: The 53-year-old cleaner

A lifetime of poor decisions.

Assassin is a time honored, and respected job.

RandomAxe

2011-10-18 08:19:23 AM

Still better than a video resume.

eas81

2011-10-18 08:21:07 AM

Sybarite: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 310x235]

Wanda Holloway thinks she's a piker.

Came for this now of to bang a whore cheerleader.

seatown75

2011-10-18 08:27:35 AM

Odd choice. Lesbians, as a group, have some of the lowest STD rates.

Better research next time.

Sock Ruh Tease

2011-10-18 08:34:23 AM

Public Savant: FTA: The 53-year-old cleaner was granted continuing name suppression yesterday when she admitted in the Queenstown District Court two charges of misusing a telephone.

I can't decide if that is hot or just really silly.

www.gowindowsgo.com

This one time, at phone camp...

AbbeySomeone

2011-10-18 08:55:20 AM

nopokerface: Splinshints: The 53-year-old cleaner

A lifetime of poor decisions.

Assassin is a time honored, and respected job.

www.hotflick.net

Sees what you did there.
/image hotlinked

Gabrielmot

2011-10-18 09:30:09 AM

rogue_L_chick

2011-10-18 10:21:34 AM

I have no idea why they offered to supress her name. Especially in light of the crime comitted?

BigNumber12

2011-10-18 10:23:08 AM

So what's her cunning plan here? Find out the acceptance rate, and run this same tactic on (100 - X)% of the applicants?

wambu

2011-10-18 10:52:34 AM

It seems you just can't help your child compete against all those skank-ho biatches anymore. Mom was only thinking of her children.

blackhonda

2011-10-18 11:25:38 AM

How does a cleaning lady afford an expensive school.

nopokerface

2011-10-18 12:02:59 PM

blackhonda: How does a cleaning lady afford an expensive school.

It's in the UK. Remember when they tried to make people pay for their higher education? They went ape shiat.

arcas

2011-10-18 12:47:24 PM

Lawyer Phena Byrne said her client was fit to plead after a remand and reports under the Mentally Impaired Persons Act.

Step 1) Mom pleads insanity

Step 2) Daughter changes her school application letter to explain how she succeeded despite having a certifiably insane mother

Step 3) School grants daughter admission on the grounds of hardship.

Step 4) Profit?

Khakimonkey

2011-10-18 01:01:16 PM

don't tell me, don't tell me,.. I know this one,...eh... is it C?

RU_Rules

2011-10-18 01:27:47 PM

nopokerface:

~~It's in the UK.~~ It's in New Zealand.

FIFY

if_i_really_have_to

2011-10-19 04:57:24 AM

rogue_L_chick: I have no idea why they offered to supress her name. Especially in light of the crime comitted?

To protect her daughter from the humiliation. The same reason they give sex offenders name suppression when they offend against their own kids.

They'll find out who it is anyway because in the lower half of the South Island it's pretty much three degrees of separation social group wise.

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