/ if that was some lame horseface reference subby ... time for a trip to the optometrist
/ DNRTFA

veedeevadeevoodee: [www1.pictures.zimbio.com image 240x320]

/ if that was some lame horseface reference subby ... time for a trip to the optometrist
/ DNRTFA

Don't think it was a horse reference, just a clever play on the carat/carrot homonym.

But if it WAS, subby does indeed need a smack upside the head.

Considering the age gap, among other things, he probably lets her do the work in sex.

dammit... clooney is starting to look old in those pics. I use him as my measuring stick as to when my good looks will start to fade.

/i has a sad :(

AverageAmericanGuy: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 228x227]

Every freakin' time I see her name in print, that's the first thing I think of. "The Kiebler girl? From 'Full House'?"

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: dammit... clooney is starting to look old in those pics. I use him as my measuring stick as to when my good looks will start to fade.

/i has a sad :(

To be honest he mostly looks hung over to me, but yeah he was going to age eventually, he parties a lot.

This is George Clooney we're talking about here. I"m pretty sure that's not what he's dangling in front of her face.

PizzaJedi81: veedeevadeevoodee: [www1.pictures.zimbio.com image 240x320]

/ if that was some lame horseface reference subby ... time for a trip to the optometrist
/ DNRTFA

Don't think it was a horse reference, just a clever play on the carat/carrot homonym.

But if it WAS, subby does indeed need a smack upside the head.

Maybe Clooney is training her to kill Scott Tenorman's parents?

/not subby

I thought Clooney was the one who loved eating carrots. ;) Randy Gerber's carrot in particular. At least that's the rumor.

Arkanaut: PizzaJedi81: veedeevadeevoodee: [www1.pictures.zimbio.com image 240x320]

/ if that was some lame horseface reference subby ... time for a trip to the optometrist
/ DNRTFA

Don't think it was a horse reference, just a clever play on the carat/carrot homonym.

But if it WAS, subby does indeed need a smack upside the head.

Maybe Clooney is training her to kill Scott Tenorman's parents?

/not subby

First thing I thought of, too...

Uncle Wiggly: is she a cartoon rabbit?

Interesting: he's 5' 11", and she's taller.

Have you seriously never heard of high heels?

Braindeath: I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: dammit... clooney is starting to look old in those pics. I use him as my measuring stick as to when my good looks will start to fade.

/i has a sad :(

To be honest he mostly looks hung over to me, but yeah he was going to age eventually, he parties a lot.

I'm typically hung over as well.

/still has a sad

Wash: "You ever been with a warrior woman?"

A woman who marries him would need to have some insane self confidence, too many rivals running around.

"Super Stacy?"

Does he have to stand on a stool to dangle his carrot in her face?

IN HER FACE?

dra_uk: Uncle Wiggly: is she a cartoon rabbit?

Interesting: he's 5' 11", and she's taller.

Have you seriously never heard of high heels?

Both my wife and I are 5'9". She has very lovely, long legs and looks spectacular in heels.

/legs, she knows how to use them

Strik3r: legs, she knows how to use them

Did she want a pearl necklace?

PizzaJedi81: Strik3r: legs, she knows how to use them

Did she want a pearl necklace?

Well, she would do anything just to slide nehind the wheel

Strik3r: PizzaJedi81: Strik3r: legs, she knows how to use them

Did she want a pearl necklace?

Well, she would do anything just to slide nehind the wheel

UUUGGHHH!!!


Behind ! BEHIND the wheel

Strik3r:
Both my wife and I are 5'9". She has very lovely, long legs and looks spectacular in heels.

/legs, she knows how to use them

And I'm guessing if she's wearing high heels and stands beside you, she appears to be taller than you, yes?

/Now we know
//And knowing is half the battle

dra_uk: Strik3r:
Both my wife and I are 5'9". She has very lovely, long legs and looks spectacular in heels.

/legs, she knows how to use them

And I'm guessing if she's wearing high heels and stands beside you, she appears to be taller than you, yes?

/Now we know
//And knowing is half the battle

Yes. I do get turned on by those long legs and the fact that she appears slightly taller, even though I do know we're actually the same height. There's just something sexy about long legged, tall women.

/5'9" still considered tall for a(n American) woman?

Accolade: "Super Stacy?"

I know. A little bit of research goes a long way, Daily Fail. She was Super Stacy all of 30 seconds, best I can recall, when WWE (not WCW) paired her with Hurricane and Rosey (the Super Hero In Training). Only other gimmicky name she had in her career was Miss Hancock in WCW. It'd be even funnier if they went more obscure and said she was known throughout her career as the Duchess of Dudleyville (I had to actually look that one up).

There really needs to be more pictures in this thread.

Strik3r: 5'9" still considered tall for a(n American) woman?

Quite, and mine is over 5'10"!

dra_uk: Uncle Wiggly: is she a cartoon rabbit?

Interesting: he's 5' 11", and she's taller.

Have you seriously never heard of high heels?

I don't know if Clooney has the legs to pull it off.

A woman in need of a career boost is 'in a relationship' with George Clooney. Never seen that happen before.

George dangles contratcs not carats. His balls dont even dangle any more. They just dust the base boards.

Vash's Apprentice: dra_uk: Uncle Wiggly: is she a cartoon rabbit?

Interesting: he's 5' 11", and she's taller.

Have you seriously never heard of high heels?

I don't know if Clooney has the legs to pull it off.

Zing!

Scrolling down to find a couple of Judy Greer pics was a nice way to start the morning. Kiebler's nice too but she's no girl-next-door type.

FarkinNortherner: A woman in need of a career boost is 'in a relationship' with George Clooney. Never seen that happen before.

In great part she was always way more attractive than her "peers" on the pro wrestling circuit. I watched wrestling sporadically and found it curious as to why she would be slumming it in those ranks. The only thing I can think of was that as a fitness model she never would have made as much as what the WWE or WCW would have offered her and most straight-up modeling agencies wanted the frail waif at that time and she'd of been relegated to second-tier work at best.

So, really, unless she could act or sing she was kinda doomed from the get-go.

I think she's one of the hottest women out there in the public eye.

nopokerface: Strik3r: 5'9" still considered tall for a(n American) woman?

Quite, and mine is over 5'10"!

She's gotta have at least a 32 inch inseam or she'll just look freaky

/long bodies with short legs = ewwwww
// just my preference :)

I thought she only liked elfs and cookies?

Yummy



Sadly, I think she is too fit for most of the fatty lovers on fark...

Also, she lacks the usual saggy tits and is less than 40 years old...so who knows.

/me gusta

He should have gotten an Oscar for this:

Alphax: Considering the age gap, among other things, he probably lets her do the work in sex.

He does seem to be sticking pretty close to the half your age plus seven rule. That does keep him from looking like a desperate, old perv.

Dear subby, please stop stealing headlines word-for-word from The Superficial. (new window)

e-christ: AverageAmericanGuy: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 228x227]

Every freakin' time I see her name in print, that's the first thing I think of. "The Kiebler girl? From 'Full House'?"

That would be Kimmy Gibbler. Your brain needs a vacation.

Strik3r: dra_uk: Uncle Wiggly: is she a cartoon rabbit?

Interesting: he's 5' 11", and she's taller.

Have you seriously never heard of high heels?

Both my wife and I are 5'9". She has very lovely, long legs and looks spectacular in heels.

/legs, she knows how to use them

Pics or GTFO

Came for pics (plural) of Stacey's ass. Leaving with a sad.

Hey subby, go to the optometrist much?

/Surprised you don't act like Mr. Magoo.

That coward David Lopan: Strik3r: dra_uk: Uncle Wiggly: is she a cartoon rabbit?

Interesting: he's 5' 11", and she's taller.

Have you seriously never heard of high heels?

Both my wife and I are 5'9". She has very lovely, long legs and looks spectacular in heels.

/legs, she knows how to use them

Pics or GTFO

Came for pics (plural) of Stacey's ass. Leaving with a sad.

Sorry man.... no posting pics from the office......

Came for pics (plural) of Stacey's ass. Leaving with a sad.

Ask, and ye shall receive:

Stunning.