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thelordofcheese

2011-10-18 04:29:03 AM

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A BEAR! GET IN THE CARROT!!!

doglover

2011-10-18 04:33:33 AM

jingks

2011-10-18 04:37:25 AM

Once again, the media pushing the homosexual agenda that people are born gay. Disgusting.

urban.derelict

2011-10-18 04:37:53 AM

You'd think someone would have seen it and reported it after a week at least...

Public Savant

2011-10-18 04:40:10 AM

jingks: Once again, the media pushing the homosexual agenda that people are born gay. Disgusting.

I even think we saw some bear on bear action in end of the video.
Filth!

doglover

2011-10-18 04:44:34 AM

Public Savant: jingks: Once again, the media pushing the homosexual agenda that people are born gay. Disgusting.

I even think we saw some bear on bear action in end of the video.
Filth!

Skr

2011-10-18 04:47:23 AM

Odd that there was no mama bear around; a good thing though. Getting caught between a mama bear and the lowfat Yogurt would be a horrible place to be.

doglover

2011-10-18 04:50:14 AM

Skr: Odd that there was no mama bear around

Not really. She was a white trash bear and was over in the Dollar General.

thelordofcheese

2011-10-18 04:54:27 AM

doglover: Skr: Odd that there was no mama bear around

Not really. She was a white trash bear and was over in the Dollar General.

I used to buy groceries at the Dollar General.
It was right by the Comet and I'd price check.

thehumanh

2011-10-18 04:56:53 AM

That's nothing, there were like 50 bears at Chaps last night.

crab66

2011-10-18 04:59:27 AM

Am I doing it right?

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doglover

2011-10-18 05:07:06 AM

crab66: Am I doing it right?

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No.

All my pics are 100% certified MSPaint. The joke started as an ironic attempt at "good" art and kinda stuck as legendarily bad.

libranoelrose

2011-10-18 05:14:55 AM

doglover: crab66: Am I doing it right?

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No.

All my pics are 100% certified MSPaint. The joke started as an ironic attempt at "good" art and kinda stuck as legendarily bad.

I wish I could do MSPaint at bad as you.

doglover

2011-10-18 05:28:06 AM

libranoelrose: doglover: crab66: Am I doing it right?

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No.

All my pics are 100% certified MSPaint. The joke started as an ironic attempt at "good" art and kinda stuck as legendarily bad.

I wish I could do MSPaint at bad as you.

I bet you think that's sarcastic or clever.

I take is as the compliment it is on face value because the beariot was shockingly bad even to myself.

I mean look at it. The captain has a vestigial tail! And I mean, I can't even define what shape that wheel is. It looks like a rhombus farked a goat!

doglover

2011-10-18 05:30:04 AM

FredaDeStilleto

2011-10-18 05:39:14 AM

doglover: libranoelrose: doglover: crab66: Am I doing it right?

[img263.imageshack.us image 512x384]

No.

All my pics are 100% certified MSPaint. The joke started as an ironic attempt at "good" art and kinda stuck as legendarily bad.

I wish I could do MSPaint at bad as you.

I bet you think that's sarcastic or clever.

I take is as the compliment it is on face value because the beariot was shockingly bad even to myself.

I mean look at it. The captain has a vestigial tail! And I mean, I can't even define what shape that wheel is. It looks like a rhombus farked a goat!

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doglover

2011-10-18 05:43:23 AM

FredaDeStilleto: .

I'm good at what I do.

That doesn't mean what I do is always good.

If only I still had my golden codpiece with the leopard print liner and brass chain to hold it on. That was a masterful abomination as well. I don't even know where it is. I assume that, like the one ring, it's found a bearer to torment and betray.

Marcintosh

2011-10-18 06:05:53 AM

FredaDeStilleto: doglover: libranoelrose: doglover: crab66: Am I doing it right?

[img263.imageshack.us image 512x384]

No.

All my pics are 100% certified MSPaint. The joke started as an ironic attempt at "good" art and kinda stuck as legendarily bad.

I wish I could do MSPaint at bad as you.

I bet you think that's sarcastic or clever.

I take is as the compliment it is on face value because the beariot was shockingly bad even to myself.

I mean look at it. The captain has a vestigial tail! And I mean, I can't even define what shape that wheel is. It looks like a rhombus farked a goat!

Pablo said he learned to draw as a child and spent the rest of his life trying to forget it.
When he was 14 his own father (who was an artist in his own right) threw away HIS brushes and paints saying that his son had eclipsed him and thus it wasn't worth the humiliation.
SO - you're on the right track . . .

doglover

2011-10-18 06:06:49 AM

Marcintosh: FredaDeStilleto: doglover: libranoelrose: doglover: crab66: Am I doing it right?

[img263.imageshack.us image 512x384]

No.

All my pics are 100% certified MSPaint. The joke started as an ironic attempt at "good" art and kinda stuck as legendarily bad.

I wish I could do MSPaint at bad as you.

I bet you think that's sarcastic or clever.

I take is as the compliment it is on face value because the beariot was shockingly bad even to myself.

I mean look at it. The captain has a vestigial tail! And I mean, I can't even define what shape that wheel is. It looks like a rhombus farked a goat!

Pablo said he learned to draw as a child and spent the rest of his life trying to forget it.
When he was 14 his own father (who was an artist in his own right) threw away HIS brushes and paints saying that his son had eclipsed him and thus it wasn't worth the humiliation.
SO - you're on the right track . . .

Should I cut a Frenchman's ear off and send it to a lady I like, just to be safe?

nstutsman

2011-10-18 07:19:39 AM

What bears and humans crossing paths may look like (pops)

Never a good idea

FredaDeStilleto

2011-10-18 08:03:23 AM

doglover: FredaDeStilleto: .

I'm good at what I do.

That doesn't mean what I do is always good.

If only I still had my golden codpiece with the leopard print liner and brass chain to hold it on. That was a masterful abomination as well. I don't even know where it is. I assume that, like the one ring, it's found a bearer to torment and betray.

No offense intended. I really enjoy your drawings; of course, I also hate American Idol type voices and enjoy raw talent. So that's where my head is at.

Freakin Rican

2011-10-18 08:33:05 AM

crab66: Am I doing it right?

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perfect!! im hanging it on the fridge

Monkeylint

2011-10-18 08:50:49 AM

Does a bear shiat in the ~~woods~~ produce section?

tacks

2011-10-18 08:53:43 AM

Occupy Shop Rite?

Liese

2011-10-18 08:55:03 AM

This thread could've been so much cooler, but doglover had to ruin it with his craptacular attempts at being amusing.

Baloo Uriza

2011-10-18 10:59:18 AM

nstutsman: What bears and humans crossing paths may look like (pops)

Never a good idea

That's just two sets of humans. Quit lying.

The Wizard of Frobozz

2011-10-18 11:08:01 AM

Subby: one-year-old found wandering alone

Hey Bear! Go Home!

Bear: Shut up, nubian! I got kids to feed!

doglover

2011-10-18 11:11:15 AM

Liese: This thread could've been so much cooler, but doglover had to ruin it with his craptacular attempts at being amusing.

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tacks

2011-10-18 12:08:15 PM

doglover: Liese: This thread could've been so much cooler, but doglover had to ruin it with his craptacular attempts at being amusing.

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Where's yankee stadium in that picture?

akchick1971

2011-10-18 06:19:46 PM

My hometown IGA. He was just a little bear.

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