Do we have "flexible sigmoidoscope"?

Oops, sorry, wrong category.

Man, Steve Harvey's a friggin' prude.
First the marijuana clip...now he's telling people they're going to hell for talking about blowjobs.

Really? Blowjobs??
I suppose after the whole Louie Anderson thing, the producers of Family Feud decided to go for someone sanctimonious and judgmental in addition to being not funny.

MMM GRRRMMPHLMMPH THPHHMPH

I think she's saying "my girlfriend's feet."

I actually ended up watching this show today.

"What might a pilot hold during a long flight?"

Answer #6 - "Schlong"

"If you got a sex change from a woman to a man, what might take some time to get used to?"

Answer #4 - "The Dangly Dong"

what black man isn't religious?

marijuana family fued moment still my favorite:
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There was one years ago, maybe Louie or that guy from Home Improvement was hosting, where it was an NBA-celebrity show and they asked, "Name something that teenage boys can do for hours on end."

/it was up there

toyotaboy: what black man isn't religious?

marijuana family fued moment still my favorite:
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jaylectricity: /Swallows gum
//weird that the link went straight to Youtube instead of the Farkvidplayer thing

Not weird. It should always do that. Fark that stupid youtube video player.

shivashakti: Man, Steve Harvey's a friggin' prude.
First the marijuana clip...now he's telling people they're going to hell for talking about blowjobs.

Really? Blowjobs??
I suppose after the whole Louie Anderson thing, the producers of Family Feud decided to go for someone sanctimonious and judgmental in addition to being not funny.

More like after the whole Louie Anderson thing, the producers of Family Feud decided to script the whole thing. This current show is nothing more than a method for Steve Harvey to do his schtick for laughs and ratings. The questions are baited, the outrageous moments are staged and the contestants are heavily coached beforehand. I dare any producer on that show to claim otherwise.

Beerguy: Props to the girl for at least having the guts to say it on TV.

Hey, Steve! While you were shuckin' and jivin' your way into heaven, the Pastor's Wife inadvertently confirmed that your "Christian People" swallow big loads. Suck on that, Harvey!

toyotaboy: what black man isn't religious?

marijuana family fued moment still my favorite:
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Hey Steve Harvey, fark you and fark your idiotic "illegal drug" comment.

/you are a farking retard

//fark you

///never smoked it

////it still should be legal, you jackass

\//when the hell did this tard become host of the FF???

\\//I thought the last host was that fat guy from H. I.

\\\////p.s.: hey harvey, go bend over and fark yourself

\\\\////p.p.s.: damn, you're one stupid tard

i ain't mad, bro

Magen. Pronounced May-gin. Naturally.

jbc:
A gun?

Bro, I'd give you another month's subscription to TF for that post of yours, but this site has ++++++CARRIER LOST+++++++

RatMaster999: I actually ended up watching this show today.

"What might a pilot hold during a long flight?"

Answer #6 - "Schlong"

"If you got a sex change from a woman to a man, what might take some time to get used to?"

Answer #4 - "The Dangly Dong"


From the same show with the pastor's wife:

"Name something you would find a man holding in the bathroom"

Answer #3 - His "merrymaker"

Just out of curiosity, what else was up there? Is there an archive somewhere of Family Feud questions and survey answers?

Satisfied

jbc: [upload.wikimedia.org image 185x240]
A gun?

Well, I can't beat what's on the table.

udeng01: There was one years ago, maybe Louie or that guy from Home Improvement was hosting, where it was an NBA-celebrity show and they asked, "Name something that teenage boys can do for hours on end."

/it was up there

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Well, at least that pastor's wife isn't a prude.

/I love Harvey as host of the show.

Cythraul: I stopped watching as soon as she said 'sperm.' I couldn't watch it any further than that, because after his long request that she keep it clean, she basically just ignored him. That kinda irritated me. Up until that point though, it was funny.

sperm is the cleanest way she could say it. although to be fair, about 40% swallow sperm.. if she had said Penis, thats more statistically accurate as only about 10% swallow the penis (or I guess I should say try to)

TommyymmoT: Tooth brush.
Vagina.

If you use the first one, you get a better chance to sample the second one.

Saved me lots of typing, thanks

Is this now broadcast on some Xtian network? Seems like a lot of Jebus-ing going on here. And yeah, sign me up as someone who digs that Pastor's wife a little bit... she may not swallow, but she's a player.

There are a bunch of old-timers at the bar in my neighborhood who watch Family Feud everyday. One of the questions was "What do fathers least like to see when a boy shows up to the door to pick up their daughter?" and this one guy yells "An erection."

Maybe you had to be there but I laughed my ass off. I think tatoo was #1 and a van was #2.

/csb

I just like how she points out she is a pastor's wife, then admits to taking the sperm into the mouth (but not swallowing.)

IT IS (SOMEWHAT) GOOD TO BE THE PASTOR?

/come on lady, he is a Man of God, the least you can do is properly reward his works on Earth as they will be rewarded in Heaven

I can't believe she said that!!

Cythraul: kvinesknows: Cythraul: I stopped watching as soon as she said 'sperm.' I couldn't watch it any further than that, because after his long request that she keep it clean, she basically just ignored him. That kinda irritated me. Up until that point though, it was funny.

sperm is the cleanest way she could say it. although to be fair, about 40% swallow sperm.. if she had said Penis, thats more statistically accurate as only about 10% swallow the penis (or I guess I should say try to)

Seriously? LOL

She could have just thought up a non-sexual thing that you put in your mouth but not swallow.

what like a tootbrush? thats crazy