Goddam dirty knee fetishists.

Yeah, someone missed this story.

How hot is said woman?

Mose: How hot is said woman?

She has sharp knees.

B, then C.

What's a tortoise?

Uncle Wiggly: Oh, Oh, I know the answer: you're a cocker spaniel.

AAAAANNND we're done here.

Kneelicker was my nickname in elementary school, and Recruit Training.

BurnShrike: Mose: How hot is said woman?

She has sharp knees.

Heidi Klum-sharp or Calista Flockhart-sharp?

BurnShrike: Mose: How hot is said woman?

She has sharp knees.

But how do they taste?

Nothing nicer than a finely turned calve curving around to meet an exquisitely dimpled knee.

The back of the knee can be quite something as well.

I need a pic before I decide.

Should he have introduced himself politely and THEN licked her knee?

It was an etiquette issue, right?

She deserved a few lashes.

my ex was a leggy brunette that radiated sexual energy like the sun. So one day this guy propositions her, he says he'll pay her $50 if he can french kiss the back of her knee. I tried it ...

Then they came for the knee lickers, and I said nothing, for I did not lick knees...

Funniest thing I've seen in the last 5 years was a 2k8 july 4th party, a pack of us smokers standing outside the apartment walkway between two buildings, beers in one hand cigarette in the other, the back end of this outdoor walkway was just a dead end, and the apartment was right through the window, which is where the keg was so people could reach in to refill, or pass it inside on the way to the living room/bigscreen/wii.

so we're all standin' around and this one butch biatch drops her lighter -- and me and a few other guys are just like glancin' around at each other, i bust out laughin' as she bends over to pick up her own lighter.

/comedy. gold

Uncle Wiggly: Oh, Oh, I know the answer: you're a cocker spaniel.

Came here to say this, but was going to use the laborador retriever angle.

urban.derelict: Funniest thing I've seen in the last 5 years was a 2k8 july 4th party, a pack of us smokers standing outside the apartment walkway between two buildings, beers in one hand cigarette in the other, the back end of this outdoor walkway was just a dead end, and the apartment was right through the window, which is where the keg was so people could reach in to refill, or pass it inside on the way to the living room/bigscreen/wii.

so we're all standin' around and this one butch biatch drops her lighter -- and me and a few other guys are just like glancin' around at each other, i bust out laughin' as she bends over to pick up her own lighter.

/comedy. gold

And then I says to Cletus, "Watch this Ima light mah fart!!"

You know, doing A) and B) first might eventually lead to you being able to do C) all you want in the future. If you're into that sort of thing. Ew.

Greek: You know, doing A) and B) first might eventually lead to you being able to do C) all you want in the future. If you're into that sort of thing. Ew.

"Ew" for licking knees from the guy named Greek?

Werewolves sometimes forget they are in human form.

Pants full of macaroni!!: GreenAdder: After the knee-licking, did they take the skinheads bowling? (new window)

Came here for this. You guys are on the ball this morning.

Seconded. First thing I thought of.

Why was he sent to jail? I don't get it.

Licking somebody's knee is assault now?

Whoever gets trips tells me what to do.
will delivar

I had a dream about a Camper Van Beethoven reference.

// Don't want to sleep next to plastic, though.

Last week in Ottawa, a woman was hit by a parked car's opening door and fell into the path of a car.

Lots of people immediately rushed to her rescue and lifted the car off the woman.

Unfortunately the woman died from her injuries, but I love the fact that people help people here.

LAME charge! How else is the woman supposed to understand that you are interested in her? She ran to her car and got away.. point taken, sheesh!

JohnCarter: Should he have introduced himself politely and THEN licked her knee?

It was an etiquette issue, right?

You should always say "Hi." to the knee first.

/snicker

Laughing your arse off not an option?

urban.derelict: Funniest thing I've seen in the last 5 years was a 2k8 july 4th party, a pack of us smokers standing outside the apartment walkway between two buildings, beers in one hand cigarette in the other, the back end of this outdoor walkway was just a dead end, and the apartment was right through the window, which is where the keg was so people could reach in to refill, or pass it inside on the way to the living room/bigscreen/wii.

so we're all standin' around and this one butch biatch drops her lighter -- and me and a few other guys are just like glancin' around at each other, i bust out laughin' as she bends over to pick up her own lighter.

/comedy. gold


I'm trying to figure out where the humor is here -

Should've bought her a color TV and a bottle of French perfume. It makes a better impression.

He'll probably never win the lottery, but he got close enough to almost smell her breath, faint with the sweet scent of decay.

Take an upskirt pic then help her to her feet?

Maybe he though she was choking?

hind-lick maneuver?

It sucks because now she has water on the knee.