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So close.

Um, it's her friend, who is a gynecologist. It is not her gynecologist. At least, I hope she doesn't go to her friend for gyn exams.

Seriously, no woman wants to hang out with her gynecologist.

Huuuuuuuummmm, the Mrs. has no problem with an OB/GYN with a "vested intrest in a positive outcome" However, we both think the houmor potential is thin.

Hmmm, what is on tv tonight? Ah, two attractive women alluding to lesbian sex in 2 ten minute increments, each surrounded by ten minutes of advertising. M'kay.
What's on the internet tonight? I see! Two attractive women actually engaging in lesbian sex for 45 solid minutes with no advertising.

TV...it's the new radio.

DeaH: Um, it's her friend, who is a gynecologist. It is not her gynecologist. At least, I hope she doesn't go to her friend for gyn exams.

Seriously, no woman wants to hang out with her gynecologist.


Go on...

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DeaH: Um, it's her friend, who is a gynecologist. It is not her gynecologist. At least, I hope she doesn't go to her friend for gyn exams.

Seriously, no woman wants to hang out with her gynecologist.

And more importantly, no gynecologist wants to hang out with their patients!

\wife's an OB\Gyn...oh, the horror stories...

For Zooey's sake, I hope this girl has some nice, beefy knuckles.

bighasbeen: If I want to watch lesbian gynecology, there's like a zillion tube sites where I can find it rather than wink wink allusions to it sandwiched around crappy jokes by bad actresses.

Try again, Fox.

I've been saying this for years. If you're watching a network show for the sexual content, you're doing it wrong.

bighasbeen: bugmn99: For Zooey's sake, I hope this girl has some nice, beefy knuckles.

They're fingers, Pam. Not kielbasas.

/Truckasaurus

Wow, an Archer reference and a nod to Jean-Ralphio in this thread. This is shaping up nicely.

bugmn99: For Zooey's sake, I hope this girl has some nice, beefy knuckles.

One word: speculum.

Knuckles don't mean shiat.

dustlesswalnut: DeaH: Um, it's her friend, who is a gynecologist. It is not her gynecologist. At least, I hope she doesn't go to her friend for gyn exams.

Seriously, no woman wants to hang out with her gynecologist.

And more importantly, no gynecologist wants to hang out with their patients!

\wife's an OB\Gyn...oh, the horror stories...

That sounds like a really disgusting job to me. I've known people who joke that it must be fantastic, but really... Think about it. Not only do you get the hot women, but you also get the old, the fat, the ugly, the smelly, the diseased, the gaping, the unhygienic, and God knows whatever else.

I get the feeling that rooting around in a random sampling of American vaginas is not as pleasant as straight men might think.

Subby should consider becoming an orthopedic gynecologist in LA so he can see all the actress vagina s/he wants. Set up shop and have a "you must be this hot" policy and the honeys will flock to you because they need as much attention and validation as possible.

Too late. I gave up on the show midway through episode 3 when I realized I don't care what happens to these people.

Besides, the pacing is a beat too slow and that throws off everything. New Girl is the kind of show that needs to go total Henny Youngman to have an effect- rapid-fire, here's a joke, here's another, here's another. But in order for it to work, you can't have these little beats between gags. It's just slow enough for the humor from the last joke to dissipate and not carry over to the next one. And that's necessary, because while some of the humor can work as part of a string, few of the jokes draw a laugh on their own and thus can't get a run started.

That got better after the pilot (though not better enough), but then they ran into the problem that they couldn't get a good enough starter joke. Halfway through the third episode, I'd decided that Zooey had simply run out of chances.

Moon Over June hate thread? Oh, wait, wrong site.

Gosling: when I realized I don't care what happens to these people.

I piss away more movie money that way. : \

FerneJohn: I get the feeling that rooting around in a random sampling of American vaginas is not as pleasant as straight men might think.

American Vagina is my favorite show on PBS.

MikeSass: Hmmm, what is on tv tonight? Ah, two attractive women alluding to lesbian sex in 2 ten minute increments, each surrounded by ten minutes of advertising. M'kay.
What's on the internet tonight? I see! Two attractive women actually engaging in lesbian sex for 45 solid minutes with no advertising.

TV...it's the new radio.

If you need more than 20 minutes, see your doctor. :P

DeaH: Um, it's her friend, who is a gynecologist. It is not her gynecologist. At least, I hope she doesn't go to her friend for gyn exams.

Seriously, no woman wants to hang out with her gynecologist.

my family doctor growing up was a family friend. Played golf and went to a Christmas Brunch every year together.

/turn your head and cough, Fore!

rynthetyn: A guy I went to college with went on to become a gynecologist. He's gay. I suppose that makes it easier to be entirely clinical about looking at lady parts all day.

/csb

Guess its a good thing he isn't a Catholic priest.

Alphax: MikeSass: Hmmm, what is on tv tonight? Ah, two attractive women alluding to lesbian sex in 2 ten minute increments, each surrounded by ten minutes of advertising. M'kay.
What's on the internet tonight? I see! Two attractive women actually engaging in lesbian sex for 45 solid minutes with no advertising.

TV...it's the new radio.

If you need more than 20 minutes, see your doctor. :P

Some men watch it for the story.

As someone who's wife is going to try lesbian sex for the first time this weekend I am getting a kick

kvinesknows: As someone who's wife is going to try lesbian sex for the first time this weekend I am getting a kick



Sounds good, bro

moistD: DeaH: Um, it's her friend, who is a gynecologist. It is not her gynecologist. At least, I hope she doesn't go to her friend for gyn exams.

Seriously, no woman wants to hang out with her gynecologist.

my family doctor growing up was a family friend. Played golf and went to a Christmas Brunch every year together.

/turn your head and cough, Fore!

Unless he (or she?) also tells you to put your feet in the stirrups and slide to the end of the table, opens you wide with a speculum, and then stays inside you feeling around for several minuted and scraping stuff, it's not the same.

Your thing does sound like no fun. But it always seemed more on par with a breast exam. I think a similar thing for guys might be hanging out with their proctologist, but most guys don't get one of those until their fifties.

DeaH: moistD: DeaH: Um, it's her friend, who is a gynecologist. It is not her gynecologist. At least, I hope she doesn't go to her friend for gyn exams.

Seriously, no woman wants to hang out with her gynecologist.

my family doctor growing up was a family friend. Played golf and went to a Christmas Brunch every year together.

/turn your head and cough, Fore!

Unless he (or she?) also tells you to put your feet in the stirrups and slide to the end of the table, opens you wide with a speculum, and then stays inside you feeling around for several minuted and scraping stuff, it's not the same.

Your thing does sound like no fun. But it always seemed more on par with a breast exam. I think a similar thing for guys might be hanging out with their proctologist, but most guys don't get one of those until their fifties.

my mistake, I wasn't claiming it was by any means the same. Just that I feel most situations with a doctor who is a friend will be awkward. At least for me.

/especially if I was a dentist, I don't know how Dentists can talk to anyone but other dentists.

moistD: DeaH: moistD: DeaH: Um, it's her friend, who is a gynecologist. It is not her gynecologist. At least, I hope she doesn't go to her friend for gyn exams.

Seriously, no woman wants to hang out with her gynecologist.

my family doctor growing up was a family friend. Played golf and went to a Christmas Brunch every year together.

/turn your head and cough, Fore!

Unless he (or she?) also tells you to put your feet in the stirrups and slide to the end of the table, opens you wide with a speculum, and then stays inside you feeling around for several minuted and scraping stuff, it's not the same.

Your thing does sound like no fun. But it always seemed more on par with a breast exam. I think a similar thing for guys might be hanging out with their proctologist, but most guys don't get one of those until their fifties.

my mistake, I wasn't claiming it was by any means the same. Just that I feel most situations with a doctor who is a friend will be awkward. At least for me.

/especially if I was a dentist, I don't know how Dentists can talk to anyone but other dentists.

Ah, then we are on the same page. A friend of mine tells a story about running into her gynecologist at a cocktail party for her husband's work. She said she just could not look anyone in the eye at a party when her last conversation with him took place with him standing between her legs, peering up at her over a paper sheet.

moistD: DeaH: moistD: DeaH: Um, it's her friend, who is a gynecologist. It is not her gynecologist. At least, I hope she doesn't go to her friend for gyn exams.

Seriously, no woman wants to hang out with her gynecologist.

my family doctor growing up was a family friend. Played golf and went to a Christmas Brunch every year together.

/turn your head and cough, Fore!

Unless he (or she?) also tells you to put your feet in the stirrups and slide to the end of the table, opens you wide with a speculum, and then stays inside you feeling around for several minuted and scraping stuff, it's not the same.

Your thing does sound like no fun. But it always seemed more on par with a breast exam. I think a similar thing for guys might be hanging out with their proctologist, but most guys don't get one of those until their fifties.

my mistake, I wasn't claiming it was by any means the same. Just that I feel most situations with a doctor who is a friend will be awkward. At least for me.

/especially if I was a dentist, I don't know how Dentists can talk to anyone but other dentists.

moistD: DeaH: moistD: DeaH: Um, it's her friend, who is a gynecologist. It is not her gynecologist. At least, I hope she doesn't go to her friend for gyn exams.

Seriously, no woman wants to hang out with her gynecologist.

my family doctor growing up was a family friend. Played golf and went to a Christmas Brunch every year together.

/turn your head and cough, Fore!

Unless he (or she?) also tells you to put your feet in the stirrups and slide to the end of the table, opens you wide with a speculum, and then stays inside you feeling around for several minuted and scraping stuff, it's not the same.

Your thing does sound like no fun. But it always seemed more on par with a breast exam. I think a similar thing for guys might be hanging out with their proctologist, but most guys don't get one of those until their fifties.

my mistake, I wasn't claiming it was by any means the same. Just that I feel most situations with a doctor who is a friend will be awkward. At least for me.

/especially if I was a dentist, I don't know how Dentists can talk to anyone but other dentists.

I had a dentist with a really hot assistant once. Kind of makes trying to hit on her seem weird when you know some of the nastiness she's seen in your teeth.

/JASB

Vash's Apprentice: moistD: DeaH: moistD: DeaH: Um, it's her friend, who is a gynecologist. It is not her gynecologist. At least, I hope she doesn't go to her friend for gyn exams.

Seriously, no woman wants to hang out with her gynecologist.

my family doctor growing up was a family friend. Played golf and went to a Christmas Brunch every year together.

/turn your head and cough, Fore!

Unless he (or she?) also tells you to put your feet in the stirrups and slide to the end of the table, opens you wide with a speculum, and then stays inside you feeling around for several minuted and scraping stuff, it's not the same.

Your thing does sound like no fun. But it always seemed more on par with a breast exam. I think a similar thing for guys might be hanging out with their proctologist, but most guys don't get one of those until their fifties.

my mistake, I wasn't claiming it was by any means the same. Just that I feel most situations with a doctor who is a friend will be awkward. At least for me.

/especially if I was a dentist, I don't know how Dentists can talk to anyone but other dentists.

moistD: DeaH: moistD: DeaH: Um, it's her friend, who is a gynecologist. It is not her gynecologist. At least, I hope she doesn't go to her friend for gyn exams.

Seriously, no woman wants to hang out with her gynecologist.

my family doctor growing up was a family friend. Played golf and went to a Christmas Brunch every year together.

/turn your head and cough, Fore!

Unless he (or she?) also tells you to put your feet in the stirrups and slide to the end of the table, opens you wide with a speculum, and then stays inside you feeling around for several minuted and scraping stuff, it's not the same.

Your thing does sound like no fun. But it always seemed more on par with a breast exam. I think a similar thing for guys might be hanging out with their proctologist, but most guys don't get one of those until their fifties.

my mistake, I wasn't claiming it was by any means the same. Just that I feel most situations with a doctor who is a friend will be awkward. At least for me.

/especially if I was a dentist, I don't know how Dentists can talk to anyone but other dentists.

I had a dentist with a really hot assistant once. Kind of makes trying to hit on her seem weird when you know some of the nastiness she's seen in your teeth.

/JASB

my current dentist has a hot assistant, I always request her for my visits, if you live in Medford MA I can refer

Gosling: Too late. I gave up on the show midway through episode 3 when I realized I don't care what happens to these people.

Besides, the pacing is a beat too slow and that throws off everything. New Girl is the kind of show that needs to go total Henny Youngman to have an effect- rapid-fire, here's a joke, here's another, here's another. But in order for it to work, you can't have these little beats between gags. It's just slow enough for the humor from the last joke to dissipate and not carry over to the next one. And that's necessary, because while some of the humor can work as part of a string, few of the jokes draw a laugh on their own and thus can't get a run started.

That got better after the pilot (though not better enough), but then they ran into the problem that they couldn't get a good enough starter joke. Halfway through the third episode, I'd decided that Zooey had simply run out of chances.


I kept asking my wife, "What kind of retarted is she?" She's like her sister's character on "Bones" but in a different way. So... a woman who looks like that has no idea how to act around men? B.S. I have never met a woman in that league who hadn't learned early in life how to wrap men around her finger.

She's got the social skills of an orangutan and I don't give two craps what happens to her. They guys' dynamic had some potential in the pilot but they lost that, too.

bunner: Raphael plays a Sadie, a "smart, slightly intimidating but helpful friend, she's an OB/GYN doctor ... who's also a lesbian

Ex's name. Deal breaker.