Paradise can be found by the dashboard light.

"There are many things I'd rather be doing than driving this car, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean"

Why is it when the cops catch you with a large quantity of drugs, they always thinks it's for commercial purposes. And I say to them, "Prove it in a court of law. All the 1,000 pills and the $1000 in cash". "Personal use can last 5 years man".

/It's not a bribe when the cop steals it, before writing whats left in the 'official' police book.

Wait, I think the bigger news here is that extasy can still be purchased... Clearly someone didn't get the memo about it being extinct, at least in pure form, for a number of years.

Also, this would have been more epic if they found it in a mitsubishi... am I right? Am I right?

sure, pretend like you have no idea what I'm talking about...

Big Mexican Woman?

I mean, sure, man, you can stick the ecstasy in your beemer, but if you stick in your bum it's like oh my farking god, man. Like, farking whooooooooooooooooooooooosh and shiat.

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Awesome!

Ecstasy can be found in my 5 series every morning when I drive it to work, and every evening when I drive it home.

/In the drivers seat
//not in the roof lining
//slashies

Get Lost: Why is it when the cops catch you with a large quantity of drugs, they always thinks it's for commercial purposes. And I say to them, "Prove it in a court of law. All the 1,000 pills and the $1000 in cash". "Personal use can last 5 years man".

/It's not a bribe when the cop steals it, before writing whats left in the 'official' police book.

"I have a five pound bag of sugar and 10 tomato plants in my yard."

vs.

"I have a five pound bag of pot and 10 marijuana plants in my yard."

Sort of a double standard that doesn't make much sense when you think about it. Consider that you might use a gram of sugar in your coffee, and a gram of pot if you smoke it...

I condone neither, especially the sugar in your coffee. Buy better coffee, you sucker.

Uneven Displacement: I mean, sure, man, you can stick the ecstasy in your beemer, but if you stick in your bum it's like oh my farking god, man. Like, farking whooooooooooooooooooooooosh and shiat.



/hot like u know what

I always wonder who tipped off the cops?

/the cook, the lover, the wife?
//the butcher, the chef, the swordsman?

spacin007: Ecstasy can be found in my 5 series every morning when I drive it to work, and every evening when I drive it home.

/In the drivers seat
//not in the roof lining
//slashies

You let a stripper drive your car?

spacin007
Ecstasy can be found in my 5 series every morning when I drive it to work, and every evening when I drive it home.

Did you buy one just to brag about it in a Fark thread... how cute.

cynep: Uneven Displacement: I mean, sure, man, you can stick the ecstasy in your beemer, but if you stick in your bum it's like oh my farking god, man. Like, farking whooooooooooooooooooooooosh and shiat.

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/hot like u know what

For all the good they did me I could have shoved them up my a**

spacin007: Ecstasy can be found in my 5 series every morning when I drive it to work, and every evening when I drive it home.

Whats the difference between a 5 series and a porcupine?

spacin007: Ecstasy can be found in my 5 series every morning when I drive it to work, and every evening when I drive it home.

/In the drivers seat
//not in the roof lining
//slashies

. My Godzilla eats 5's for breakfast

All HAIL our new Godzilla overlord!!


/Texas Mile in 4 days! w00T

what i wanna know is, who the hell pays $30 per pill for E? Cop math strikes again

I just want to give everyone in this thread a great big hug and a slow, luxuriant backrub.

cynep

Too bad driving it lowers its value.

Sounds like my first experience with drugs - also involved ecstasy and a beemer.

Why yes, I do need to be at the gym in 15minutes.

So that's a dealer option?

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"There are many things I'd rather be doing than driving this car, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean"

"All BMWs are driven by people who are psychologically unfit to drive anything more powerful than an electric razor."

Get Lost: Why is it when the cops catch you with a large quantity of drugs, they always thinks it's for commercial purposes. And I say to them, "Prove it in a court of law. All the 1,000 pills and the $1000 in cash". "Personal use can last 5 years man".

/It's not a bribe when the cop steals it, before writing whats left in the 'official' police book.

Not to be serious in what might develop into a funny thread, but a couple of decades ago DA's got tired of losing cases to precisely this argument and as a result the laws were rewritten to *define* certain quantities as intended for dealing, taking the question out of the hands of juries.

is this the new E class?

Great headliner, subby

There's always ecstasy in the banana stand...

sounds like someone didn't give a their biatch a fair cut of the drug.

Done in one

Tymast: is this the new E class?

No, but it sure gives new meaning to EfficientDynamics (new window)

Roof lining? Come on, Irving.

/obscure

jimpoz: itsfullofstars: [primetime.unrealitytv.co.uk image 400x350]

"There are many things I'd rather be doing than driving this car, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean"

"All BMWs are driven by people who are psychologically unfit to drive anything more powerful than an electric razor."

I've owned many many many cars, lots of them were very fast. Out of all of them, my wife's current 3 Series is my absolute favorite. Just my opinion though.

If we're considering price though, my personal favorite is the Jeep Wrangler, can't beat it.

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Too bad driving it lowers its value.

Check the used gt-r prices, bud. At least it's not some german lemon bucket that depreciates 50% the moment you sign sales order.

And regardless, lower value is only a concern if you plan to sell it.

tortilla burger: what i wanna know is, who the hell pays $30 per pill for E? Cop math strikes again

That actually could be close to factual. About 5-6 years ago it was $50 per in the more remote areas of the country. ...not that I actually BOUGHT any. That would be wrong.

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Hey, cop math getting a lil better.

30$ a pill? more like 20, in mass closer to 10 or less.

3x is closer than the 10-100x estimates on weed busts i guess...