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(Some Guy) Amusing Culinary Adventures - The Pickle Conundrum. It's like an incident, but with more questions   (bloggernews.net) divider line 53
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2011-10-17 08:27:52 PM
So, its the long awaited sequal to the pickle incident, and the ballsack conundrum?
 
2011-10-17 08:28:36 PM
This has Snooki written all over it.
 
2011-10-17 08:28:36 PM
Where no man has gone before...
 
2011-10-17 08:32:51 PM
Shadow Blasko: So, its the long awaited sequal to the pickle incident, and the ballsack conundrum?

I'm not sure. I mean, this sounds more like a crossover (think AVP or Freddie vs Jason), but are crossovers considered part of the usual canon?

\might need TMLO to an answer to this....
 
2011-10-17 08:33:44 PM
As long as it's not pickle surprise...
 
2011-10-17 08:35:14 PM
His blog sucks.


Did I win? ;-)
 
2011-10-17 08:37:48 PM
Look, we do NOT talk about the Pickle Incident. EVER.
 
2011-10-17 08:37:52 PM
Where's the pickle? THAT's the surprise!
 
2011-10-17 08:38:26 PM
You forgot one thing, Subby.

Rock crushes scissors...

But paper covers rock, and scissors cut paper!

Kiff... we have a conundrum.
 
2011-10-17 08:42:42 PM
Some idiot way back when decided that pickled cucumbers were the next great invention. Of course there was the minor issue of them tasting awful, this was fixed by making them taste even more unpleasant by the addition of Dill. I happen to like Dill in small doses, but Cucumber, Dill and Vinegar does not excite me one iota. I'd rather travel to Mongolia with Andrew Zimerm and eat raw sheep's eyeballs than put a Dill Pickle in my mouth!

So this guy likes picked pigs feet and pickled sausage, but pickled cucumbers that people have been eating since Roman times are the worst thing ever?

www.overclock.net
 
2011-10-17 08:47:30 PM
I like almost anything pickled, including cucumbers. Alas, I am now on a low salt diet, and nobody seems to do low-salt pickling. :(
 
2011-10-17 08:50:08 PM
oldebayer: I like almost anything pickled, including cucumbers. Alas, I am now on a low salt diet, and nobody seems to do low-salt pickling. :(

It's pretty easy to do homemade pickling. Kinda fun too.
 
2011-10-17 08:52:35 PM
Culinary Adventures - The Pussy Conundrum
 
2011-10-17 08:55:09 PM
Farabor: Look, we do NOT talk about the Pickle Incident. EVER.

www.celluloidheroreviews.com

Agrees.

/SCHULLLLLLLTZ!
 
2011-10-17 08:57:27 PM
Dude hates dill? Fark his opinion.

/Potato and leek soup is nothing without dill, great with it.
 
2011-10-17 08:58:17 PM
They're not right w/o garlic, though. Lots and lots of garlic.
 
2011-10-17 09:01:30 PM
Marine1: You forgot one thing, Subby.

Rock crushes scissors...

But paper covers rock, and scissors cut paper!

Kiff... we have a conundrum.


Bring me some scissors. And a rock.
 
2011-10-17 09:01:39 PM
But what about the Spaghetti Incident?
 
2011-10-17 09:05:01 PM
 
2011-10-17 09:05:43 PM
It's NSFW by the way.
 
2011-10-17 09:17:05 PM
I'd rather travel to Mongolia with Andrew Zimerm and eat raw sheep's eyeballs than put a Dill Pickle in my mouth!

This guy has no place on this Earth talking about pickling. There is this thing we call a pickle. It's a name that speaks to a process, but is also the accepted name of a culinary delight that is the result of that process. So great it is that people recognize it by that one simple name. I assume soon that some study, like that with cilantro, will discover that people with an aversion to the dill herb will be found to be mutants also and we can start rounding them up. Then we will decide what they put in their mouths! Like cock sandwiches for the dill haters!
 
2011-10-17 09:17:19 PM
Garlic dill with a small amount of anchovy paste and onions in there as well have been known to induce a state of bliss rarely seen outside of orgasm.

/Well. To ME, anyway...
 
2011-10-17 09:31:20 PM
FTA:
I am not much of a political animal, but my vote will go to the next presidential candidate that has Cucumbers in his agenda.

My mind went into the gutter as the "Theme from Shaft" started playing...
 
2011-10-17 09:36:07 PM
Jedekai: Garlic dill with a small amount of anchovy paste and onions in there as well have been known to induce a state of bliss rarely seen outside of orgasm.

/Well. To ME, anyway...


Ya, that's about as far polar opposite of my bread-and-butter-pickles-on-cheeseburgers as you can get.
 
2011-10-17 09:40:44 PM
www.northernphoenix.com
 
2011-10-17 09:42:17 PM
... And then a moderator showed me a personalized button with a penis on it.
 
2011-10-17 09:42:36 PM
Sir_Dude: FTA:
I am not much of a political animal, but my vote will go to the next presidential candidate that has Cucumbers in his agenda.

My mind went into the gutter as the "Theme from Shaft" started playing...


vintagefilm.typepad.com
 
2011-10-17 09:44:56 PM
The pickle was dropped and stuck between slats in the chair? I'd be pissed if a pickle was stuck in my chair.
*rtfa*
Oh. Uh. What a twat.
 
2011-10-17 10:00:14 PM
www.awesomeoff.com

/approves
 
2011-10-17 10:01:13 PM
I'm not a fan of dill either, but I do love Kosher dill pickles... That might be because I love garlic, though... I also love bread and butter pickles.

/I wonder what the blogger's opinion of Lucky Charms is...
 
2011-10-17 10:16:28 PM
That reminds me. I should go make some of the old family recipe Lime pickles. I haven't made that one before.

/distracted by the idea of sweet crisp tangy pickles.
 
2011-10-17 10:20:26 PM
www.takeourword.com
 
2011-10-17 10:21:56 PM
Read... read... read....

Oh, this is just the ramblings of some idiot food snob.

When I find you, I kill you for wasting my time, subby.
 
2011-10-17 10:26:07 PM
Pickle taste is most excellently highlighted by american cheese and toast, grilled cheese and pickle sandwiches are delicious. Sounds odd til you try it, like peanut butter and banana sandwiches, but you realize within the first few bites, its a match almost as perfect as PB n J.
 
2011-10-17 10:33:24 PM
PICKLES WILL PREVAIL!
 
2011-10-17 10:34:39 PM
D_Evans45: Pickle taste is most excellently highlighted by american cheese and toast, grilled cheese and pickle sandwiches are delicious.

+1
 
2011-10-17 10:35:31 PM
I buy the Claussen halves and cut them in half. Have a half of halve.

They're crispier than the spears.
 
2011-10-17 10:36:01 PM
There is so much more to the world of pickling than your petty little pickled cucumbers!

Chutney!

There, I said it. It's great stuff.
 
2011-10-17 10:40:47 PM
ArcadianRefugee: Read... read... read....

Oh, this is just the ramblings of some idiot food snob.

When I find you, I kill you for wasting my time, subby.


permit me to join you on your quest and slaughter. after subby the blog doosh needs to be sealed in the pickle-less brine barrel from a good NY deli.
 
2011-10-17 11:28:18 PM
Zeno-25: Some idiot way back when decided that pickled cucumbers were the next great invention. Of course there was the minor issue of them tasting awful, this was fixed by making them taste even more unpleasant by the addition of Dill. I happen to like Dill in small doses, but Cucumber, Dill and Vinegar does not excite me one iota. I'd rather travel to Mongolia with Andrew Zimerm and eat raw sheep's eyeballs than put a Dill Pickle in my mouth!

So this guy likes picked pigs feet and pickled sausage, but pickled cucumbers that people have been eating since Roman times are the worst thing ever?

[www.overclock.net image 297x400]


Yes and to limit the idea that a pickle (cucumber for those limey U.K. folks) is limited to just dill is obscene. Garlic, Spicy, Sweets, Bread n Butter (personal favorite), Kosher, the list goes on in on as you get into obscure regional varieties like adding Koolaid.

D_Evans45: Pickle taste is most excellently highlighted by american cheese and toast, grilled cheese and pickle sandwiches are delicious. Sounds odd til you try it, like peanut butter and banana sandwiches, but you realize within the first few bites, its a match almost as perfect as PB n J.

Have you tried a Peanut butter and pickle sandwich, AMAZING!
 
2011-10-17 11:33:22 PM
I'd rather travel to Mongolia with Andrew Zimerm and eat raw sheep's eyeballs than put a Dill Pickle in my mouth!

You don't have to put it in your mouth.
 
2011-10-17 11:34:41 PM
tjsands1118: Zeno-25: Some idiot way back when decided that pickled cucumbers were the next great invention. Of course there was the minor issue of them tasting awful, this was fixed by making them taste even more unpleasant by the addition of Dill. I happen to like Dill in small doses, but Cucumber, Dill and Vinegar does not excite me one iota. I'd rather travel to Mongolia with Andrew Zimerm and eat raw sheep's eyeballs than put a Dill Pickle in my mouth!

So this guy likes picked pigs feet and pickled sausage, but pickled cucumbers that people have been eating since Roman times are the worst thing ever?

[www.overclock.net image 297x400]

Yes and to limit the idea that a pickle (cucumber for those limey U.K. folks) is limited to just dill is obscene. Garlic, Spicy, Sweets, Bread n Butter (personal favorite), Kosher, the list goes on in on as you get into obscure regional varieties like adding Koolaid.

D_Evans45: Pickle taste is most excellently highlighted by american cheese and toast, grilled cheese and pickle sandwiches are delicious. Sounds odd til you try it, like peanut butter and banana sandwiches, but you realize within the first few bites, its a match almost as perfect as PB n J.

Have you tried a Peanut butter and pickle sandwich, AMAZING!


There's a guy that makes Mickle's Pickles out of Alabama or Louisiana. He makes an occasional batch of pickled ghost peppers.

I'm not a fan of burning butt holes but it does make me wonder what a pickled ghost pepper would taste like. Not enough to try one.
 
2011-10-17 11:37:31 PM
tjsands1118: Zeno-25: Some idiot way back when decided that pickled cucumbers were the next great invention. Of course there was the minor issue of them tasting awful, this was fixed by making them taste even more unpleasant by the addition of Dill. I happen to like Dill in small doses, but Cucumber, Dill and Vinegar does not excite me one iota. I'd rather travel to Mongolia with Andrew Zimerm and eat raw sheep's eyeballs than put a Dill Pickle in my mouth!

So this guy likes picked pigs feet and pickled sausage, but pickled cucumbers that people have been eating since Roman times are the worst thing ever?

[www.overclock.net image 297x400]

Yes and to limit the idea that a pickle (cucumber for those limey U.K. folks) is limited to just dill is obscene. Garlic, Spicy, Sweets, Bread n Butter (personal favorite), Kosher, the list goes on in on as you get into obscure regional varieties like adding Koolaid.

D_Evans45: Pickle taste is most excellently highlighted by american cheese and toast, grilled cheese and pickle sandwiches are delicious. Sounds odd til you try it, like peanut butter and banana sandwiches, but you realize within the first few bites, its a match almost as perfect as PB n J.

Have you tried a Peanut butter and pickle sandwich, AMAZING!


Are you pregnant or Elvis?
 
2011-10-17 11:37:57 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

You gonna get raped
 
2011-10-17 11:43:25 PM
 
2011-10-17 11:46:53 PM
tjsands1118: Have you tried a Peanut butter and pickle sandwich, AMAZING!


Had I not just hit my gut with my nightly allotment of munchies I'd have given her a go already, looks like a brunch snack tomorrow though.
 
2011-10-17 11:52:01 PM
Manfred J. Hattan: tjsands1118:
Have you tried a Peanut butter and pickle sandwich, AMAZING!

Are you pregnant or Elvis?


Currently fat and stoned, but i was raised on this stuff (by my mother who was fat and pregnant{I'm the last of 8 kids})
 
2011-10-17 11:54:56 PM
Here I was hoping it would be advice on the perfect cucumber pickle.

Mine turned out much better this year, but I still need a lower sodium and sweeter dill recipe. The kosher one is just too damn salty.

That said, I bet this guy hates cilantro in salsa as well.

Dill is a heavenly herb.

//I still have a few monster sized dill plants growing in the garden next to the carrots and borage.
 
2011-10-18 12:00:55 AM
meat0918: Here I was hoping it would be advice on the perfect cucumber pickle.

Mine turned out much better this year, but I still need a lower sodium and sweeter dill recipe. The kosher one is just too damn salty.

That said, I bet this guy hates cilantro in salsa as well.

Dill is a heavenly herb.

//I still have a few monster sized dill plants growing in the garden next to the carrots and borage.


My grandfather used to grow asparagus and dill in his apple orchard. I often wonder how many rattlesnakes I missed stepping on or rolling over while we made forts in the 4 foot tall plants.
 
2011-10-18 01:21:10 AM
Shadow Blasko: So, its the long awaited sequal to the pickle incident, and the ballsack conundrum?

I read 'Ballsack' as 'Basilisk'. Actually, I think I'm more confused now.
 
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