Rich White People.

It's a shame he has no soul.

4-2, #1 defense in the league! Shootin' for a Wild Card this year and there are enough easy games on the schedule to pad the record.

mikaloyd: Denver has a rookie linebacker that is better at being a linebacker than either of these guys are at being QBs. But defense gets no props so TEBOW!

Also: It's just the REST of their defense needs to become good...(And they need an O-Line)

mikaloyd: Denver has a rookie linebacker that is better at being a linebacker than either of these guys are at being QBs. But defense gets no props so TEBOW!

Von Miller may very well be overshadowed by the 49ers Aldon Smith when it comes to rookie linebackers.

Andy Dalton used to fark guys like Cam Newton in prison.

Black athletes have better genetics and bigger cocks than white athletes.

We shall overcome someday.

Old Huntstein: Andy Dalton used to fark guys like Cam Newton in prison.

I see you found my trophy room Dalton. The only thing that's missing... is your ass.

mc_madness: Black athletes have better genetics and bigger cocks than white athletes.

We shall overcome someday.

I'm going to leave this here. Because it makes as much sense as that comment...



/probably more sense, actually
//seriously, WTF?!

SilentStrider: Have to say though, I was *dead* wrong about Cam Newton. I was convinced he'd be the next Jamarcus Russell. He may not be ever win a super bowl, but he's more than convinced me that he's got the talent and ability to be a legit NFL QB.

OTOH, the over/under on him knocking up a stripper is only 9 months.

farkingismybusiness: Old Huntstein: Andy Dalton used to fark guys like Cam Newton in prison.

I see you found my trophy room Dalton. The only thing that's missing... is your ass.

You are such an asshole . . . where the fark is TMLO??!?

Makh: I accidentally read that as wookie sensation.

They chew backups up.

Fantasy football numbers are one thing. But here's the other, more important thing:

That ain't fantasy football Cam's playing out there.

hamfast gamgee: mc_madness: Black athletes have better genetics and bigger cocks than white athletes.

We shall overcome someday.

I'm going to leave this here. Because it makes as much sense as that comment...

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/probably more sense, actually
//seriously, WTF?!

Oh that makes way more sense than that comment.

Pratty: 4-2, #1 defense in the league! Shootin' for a Wild Card this year and there are enough easy games on the schedule to pad the record.

They still haven't played either Baltimore or Pittsburgh, plus they have Tennessee and Houston too. I wouldn't go getting all excited just yet.

Jamdug!: Bengals are a surprising team this year. With the worst owner in American sports.

Have been betting on them, with mixed results. You know who keeps farking me? Houston and New Orleans,

SilentStrider: Have to say though, I was *dead* wrong about Cam Newton. I was convinced he'd be the next Jamarcus Russell. He may not be ever win a super bowl, but he's more than convinced me that he's got the talent and ability to be a legit NFL QB.
Dalton on the other hand, I figured would be pretty good. May not have the strongest of arms, but he's got plenty of accuracy, and, at least based on his college career, dude knows how to win.


Now if only the Bengals' owner would get his head out of his ass and trade Palmer.

/Married to a Bengals fan.

What is sad is that they could have traded Palmer to the Seahawks, got a decent draft pick (2nd roundish, or maybe a 3rd +4th) and everyone would have been happy (especially Seattle who would have actually had a qb) and Cincy would have at least had a decent pick (like the Hawks took in the 2nd rd with OL James Carpenter, a career borderline starter/good backup)

I don't know Mike Brown, but he sounds like a just-as-insane-but-not-as-magnetic personality as Al Davis, but also lacking any football wisdom old or new school (at least Davis knew 60's football)...

iron_city_ap: Pratty: 4-2, #1 defense in the league! Shootin' for a Wild Card this year and there are enough easy games on the schedule to pad the record.

They still haven't played either Baltimore or Pittsburgh, plus they have Tennessee and Houston too. I wouldn't go getting all excited just yet.

Yes, but they have games against the Cardinals, the Browns, the Seahawks and the Rams. The Rams should be a gimme and the rest all have good odds to win: Then it's just a matter of sneaking two or so from other schedules.

Hence "shootin'" and not nearly guarenteed.

GimpyNip: Finally, nobody is going to trade for Carson Palmer. He is terrible. (ok maybe the Raiders will)

Palmer has not been as terrible as you think(26 TD to 20 INT w/ a 61.5% completion rate last year, 21 TD to 13 INT w/ a 60.5% completion rate the year before), but he's not nearly worth Mike Brown's price. I agree with Argyle that they should of taken a 2nd + 3rd/4th and stockpiled draft picks. Their D has a young core, they just need a few pieces, while the O needs almost total rebuilding but has two starting pieces(A.J. Green and Andy Dalton) in place already.

Dalton has the benefit of a defense with a healthy linebacker.

tallguywithglasseson: Is that the guy who played James Bond for like 1 movie?

LOL. Great thread, but this might be the best comment so far. There are too few references to the Timothy Dalton era on Fark.

While the media's been busy drooling all over their latest rookie sensation, Andy Dalton's team has been outplaying Cam Newton's team

FTFY.

GAT_00: nmrsnr: FTFA: "Newton has 500 more passing yards than Dalton, and Newton also has six rushing touchdowns to Dalton's one."

But Cincinnati is 4-2. Carolina is 1-5. Dalton >> Newton.

Andy Dalton has a running back and a defense. Newton can subsume the running back position (he does have six rushing touchdowns...accounting for all but one of Carolina's rushing TD's), but he can't play defense.

/And neither can the Panthers.
//Hey-o!

GimpyNip: Palmer is worse than his mediocre stats indicate.

Word. I've never seen anyone not come through in the clutch as consistently as he doesn't.

/what did I just type?
//anyway, he sucks.

Old Huntstein: Andy Dalton used to fark guys like Cam Newton in prison.

No, this one had a few optional extras installed.

Old Huntstein: Andy Dalton used to fark guys like Cam Newton in prison.

Honestly, I thought he'd be bigger.

Ginger power

GAT_00: nmrsnr: FTFA: "Newton has 500 more passing yards than Dalton, and Newton also has six rushing touchdowns to Dalton's one."

But Cincinnati is 4-2. Carolina is 1-5. Dalton >> Newton.

Trent Dilfer has 1 Superbowl ring, Dan Marino has none. Dilfer >> Marino.

I cannot envision Carolina ever accepting a straight up trade of Dalton for Newton. Cincinnati would hesitate, but eventually would agree to such a trade. Newton is a physically gifted athlete, Dalton is simply a talented thrower. People like Dalton are a dime a dozen, and often flame out quickly. See also McCoy, Colt.

They're playing at about the same level
one cost a hell of a lot more than the other did though

http://footballoutsiders.com/stats/qb

babysealclubber: Newton gets a ton of garbage time where he can just sling the ball around because his team is behind.

Know how I know you haven't seen Panthers games?

The Panthers have led in every game this season, and Sunday was the first time they've lost by more than a touchdown.
The problem, as mentioned, is that you could set up a stationary obstacle course on the field, and that would be more effective than the Panthers' D.

Cam also gets intercepted.. a lot, which is usually the main cause of losing leads.

Lost Thought 00: Dalton is simply a talented thrower. People like Dalton are a dime a dozen, and often flame out quickly.

Yep.

It's those mobile quartebacks that win all the super bowls. Stand up, pocket passers never can close the deal.

/actually, it's the opposite of that

SilentStrider:

Andy Dalton has a running back and a defense. Newton can subsume the running back position (he does have six rushing touchdowns...accounting for all but one of Carolina's rushing TD's),

too much derp to bother with

Leader O'Cola:
too much derp to bother with

oops, called out the wrong person in the multiquote. sorry.about that silentstrider
the derp remains though

Lost Thought 00: I cannot envision Carolina ever accepting a straight up trade of Dalton for Newton. Cincinnati would hesitate, but eventually would agree to such a trade. Newton is a physically gifted athlete, Dalton is simply a talented thrower. People like Dalton are a dime a dozen, and often flame out quickly. See also McCoy, Colt.

Colt McCoy flamed out?

8 TD to 3 INT, with Peyton Hillis not working and a star recieving corp of Greg Little and Mohamed Massaquoi, not to mention a defense that ranks 27th in the league in rushing? Colt McCoy has not been any Peyton Manning, but he has been at least adequate and with a fairly weak supporting cast. Oh, and he's in his second year.

That is not "flaming out".