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(Daily Mail) Unlikely New book claims Hitler and Eva Braun fled Berlin and died of old age in Argentina   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 172
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2011-10-17 04:46:45 PM
boourns.cjb.net
 
2011-10-17 04:50:25 PM
I'm sick of people trying to make money distorting history. We all lnow Brad Pitt and his band of thugs took Hitler out in a movie theater in France.
 
2011-10-17 04:57:15 PM
No, no, no...he moved to England:

fastcache.gawkerassets.com
 
2011-10-17 04:57:23 PM
Mr Williams and Mr Dunstan go on to state the pair had two daughters before Hitler died in 1962 at the age of 73.

At least they weren't boys:

i732.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-17 05:01:42 PM
Yeah, I read "Are You There God, It's Me Margaret" when I was a kid too, subbs.
 
2011-10-17 05:04:38 PM
Yeah, but they had to live in Argentina, so they were punished for their misdeeds.

¡Che! ¡Boludo!
 
2011-10-17 05:27:58 PM
What isn't told is that he was last seen staring into a picture of Jesus at the crucifixion at an art gallery just minutes before the police were about to close in on him.
 
2011-10-17 05:32:34 PM
EnviroDude:
What isn't told is that he was last seen staring into a picture of Jesus at the crucifixion at an art gallery just minutes before the police were about to close in on him.

Whoa, there's a flash from the past.
 
2011-10-17 05:43:15 PM
The Onanist: No, no, no...he moved to England:

Cool it Fuehrer-Cat!
 
2011-10-17 05:48:47 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

He died?
 
2011-10-17 06:01:45 PM
strangeguitar: Mr Williams and Mr Dunstan go on to state the pair had two daughters before Hitler died in 1962 at the age of 73.

At least they weren't boys:

[i732.photobucket.com image 400x220]


Somebody needs to wax those little bastards.
 
2011-10-17 06:16:33 PM
i1193.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-17 06:55:06 PM
You know who else though escaping Berlin was an absurd idea?
 
2011-10-17 07:01:08 PM
Djkb - What episode is that from??

It's an outtake if I remember correctly.
 
2011-10-17 07:03:06 PM
Jamdug!: Djkb - What episode is that from??

It's an outtake if I remember correctly.


I believe it's the episode where Bart had to apologize to Australia. He was long distance dialing people to figure out which way the toilet spun
 
2011-10-17 07:16:23 PM
Henry Tandey should have killed him when he had the chance.
 
2011-10-17 07:17:31 PM
Lots of books that are "controversial" today. Van Gogh, Sybill, and now Hitler. There must be a CONNECTION!
 
2011-10-17 07:17:37 PM
Fun fact about World War II:
Hogan had tunnels running all underneath Col. Klink's prison camp.
 
2011-10-17 07:17:46 PM
Did they die in an Argentinian ditch, covered in petrol?
 
2011-10-17 07:18:16 PM
Came fore various Hilter pics. Leaving happy with bonus Simpsons v Australia pic


/great episode too
//Not much fun in Stalingrad, no
 
2011-10-17 07:19:59 PM
Any medics/Dr out there care to comment on whether or not a meth head like Hitler would have lived much longer anyway?
 
2011-10-17 07:21:34 PM
Men like that don't stay silent. If he lived, we would have known.

Now Nyarlathotep may or may not have used his form for a while in the intervening years, but that's not actually Hitler.
 
2011-10-17 07:23:26 PM
phlegmmo: EnviroDude:
What isn't told is that he was last seen staring into a picture of Jesus at the crucifixion at an art gallery just minutes before the police were about to close in on him.

Whoa, there's a flash from the past.


I am not sure any of the young farkers will know what we are discussing.
 
2011-10-17 07:23:43 PM
He was a actually captured by the Russians, taken to a gulag, and tortured to death.

/as good as any other theory
 
2011-10-17 07:24:10 PM

"New book claims Hitler and Eva Braun fled Berlin and died (divorced) of old age in Argentina"


NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!


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2011-10-17 07:25:04 PM
i thought headlines were supposed to be funny. am i missing something?
 
2011-10-17 07:25:10 PM
It's a lie!

He was spirited away by aliens to a secret base at the center of the earth - where no one ages and it's always Octoberfest!
 
2011-10-17 07:26:29 PM
Idiots will believe anything. Read more in my new book "How to get rich by selling stuff to idiots."
 
2011-10-17 07:28:08 PM
If the Israelis had had *any* serious information that That Jumped-Up Austrian Corporal had somehow gotten past the Russian encirclement of Berlin and made it to Argentina, they would have spared no expense or effort in tracking him down and doing to him what they did to Eichmann (although, it seems that Mengele somehow escaped justice, at least as far as anyone can determine).
 
2011-10-17 07:28:22 PM
You wish, subtard
 
2011-10-17 07:28:33 PM
EnviroDude: phlegmmo: EnviroDude:
What isn't told is that he was last seen staring into a picture of Jesus at the crucifixion at an art gallery just minutes before the police were about to close in on him.

Whoa, there's a flash from the past.

I am not sure any of the young farkers will know what we are discussing.



I feel old.
 
2011-10-17 07:28:51 PM
 
2011-10-17 07:28:55 PM
PonceAlyosha: Now Nyarlathotep may or may not have used his form for a while in the intervening years, but that's not actually Hitler.

That name was ringing in my head. I made the connection.

And now I'm terrified.

Thanks.

/Also would've accepted that Twilight Zone episode where Hitler speaks to people from the shadows
 
2011-10-17 07:29:39 PM
Who was Hitler Braun?
 
2011-10-17 07:29:57 PM
Bonkthat_Again: I'm sick of people trying to make money distorting history. We all lnow Brad Pitt and his band of thugs took Hitler out in a movie theater in France.

Ha someone hasn't seen the Dirty Dozen
 
2011-10-17 07:30:38 PM
Between this, Sybil and Van Gogh, in an hour we'll probably hear of a new book called Everything You Thought About Everything Is Wrong.
 
2011-10-17 07:32:17 PM
She didn't die, she's the CEO of Braun Ind. Ltd.
 
2011-10-17 07:32:38 PM
grout: Who was Hitler Braun?

a food processor for jews?
 
2011-10-17 07:33:16 PM
So, do you think that name is forever besmirched? Like "Drew?"
 
2011-10-17 07:33:18 PM
Is there proof beyond assumption in this book? The article didn't give any details. Does Occam's Razor apply here? As much as the Hitler Lived story is compelling it still can't be regarded as more than speculation, or even fiction, at this point.
 
2011-10-17 07:35:50 PM
rudemix: Is there proof beyond assumption in this book? The article didn't give any details.


They claim to have eye witnesses in Argentina and some American intel docs.

Of course, the bigger the claim, the more evidence you need to have. And this theory is about as big as it gets.
 
2011-10-17 07:36:01 PM
rosiem88: Lots of books that are "controversial" today. Van Gogh, Sybill, and now Hitler. There must be a CONNECTION!

Yeah...they were all printed on ...(insert dramatic music here)...PAPER
 
2011-10-17 07:36:06 PM
The Onanist: No, no, no...he moved to England


Only for one episode ^
 
2011-10-17 07:36:48 PM
Amos Quito: EnviroDude: phlegmmo: EnviroDude:
What isn't told is that he was last seen staring into a picture of Jesus at the crucifixion at an art gallery just minutes before the police were about to close in on him.

Whoa, there's a flash from the past.

I am not sure any of the young farkers will know what we are discussing.


I feel old.


Sounds familiar, but I can't place it. ?
 
2011-10-17 07:36:59 PM
Well, considering Eichmann, mengele, and a host of other party favorites made their way down there with the help of the Vatican, and Argentina maximum sympathizers, i don't think it impossible.
 
2011-10-17 07:37:01 PM
You know who else died in Australia, right?
 
2011-10-17 07:37:02 PM
chaddsfarkprefect: So, do you think that name is forever besmirched? Like "Drew?"

We'll probably look back in a hundred years or so and say "You know, Hitler was a real mensch."
 
2011-10-17 07:37:42 PM
pippi longstocking: Idiots will believe anything. Read more in my new book "How to get rich by selling stuff to idiots."

May I send you my credit card number ASAP? I can hardly wait for my copy!

/off to watch Fox News
 
2011-10-17 07:38:46 PM
Aar1012: Jamdug!: Djkb - What episode is that from??

It's an outtake if I remember correctly.

I believe it's the episode where Bart had to apologize to Australia. He was long distance dialing people to figure out which way the toilet spun


I was gonna post the same pic. Wrong country, tho. I think they implied he was in Chile.

"Ach! Das wagen phone ist ein... nuisance phone! "
 
2011-10-17 07:41:32 PM
But the claims have been ridiculed by leading historian Guy Walters who today branded them '2,000 per cent rubbish.'

That's a lot of per cent.
 
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