you know, i'd never vote for the guy but damned if his brand of crazy isn't amusing.....

Oh no...you're not going to make me watch that crap...

Dude is a Tard!

SnakeLee: So first Pokemon, then Sim City 4 and now an ode to eating pizza in your mom's basement. I hear he has a press event scheduled on one of the World of Warcraft servers to address this later today.

I hear he plans to appoint Ambassador Spock as Secretary of State and Twilight Sparkle as Magic Czar.

Hate the policies, love the man.

He's clearly in the wrong business. He should be headlining in Vegas.

Imagine there's no Pizza... because you can't afford it due to the 999... it's easy if you tryyyy

Good lord, he is a real life Gus Fring.

Why must conservatives insist on trying to be funny? You don't see a Samoans fielding a sprint team at the Summer Olympics. Accept your limitations.

InmanRoshi: Why must conservatives insist on trying to be funny? You don't see a Samoans fielding a sprint team at the Summer Olympics. Accept your limitations.


They get poor people working two jobs with no benefits to support their tax cuts for the top 5% by calling those taxes "Class Warfare".

I'm surprised these guys aren't gut-laughing all day long...

All we are saying is give pizza chance.

Anchovy... is the ni**er of the pizza...

Snarfangel: All we are saying is give pizza chance.

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A Dark Evil Omen: I hear he plans to appoint Ambassador Spock as Secretary of State

That would be awesome, but I doubt it. Cain would never appoint the guy who said "logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."

Bomb bomb pizzas
/pizzi?

InmanRoshi: Why must conservatives insist on trying to be funny? You don't see a Samoans fielding a sprint team at the Summer Olympics. Accept your limitations.

Does a 14.23s 100m count?

The Bruce Dickinson: Oh no...you're not going to make me watch that crap...

Dude is a Tard!

You sound like a racist maiden.

Snarfangel: All we are saying is give pizza chance.

...And on that note, thread over. Last one out, turn off the lights.

it's his Dean Scream. No, wait, I forgot, he supports the wars so much he wants to bomb Iran. This will fly.

"Imagine if all the pizza you bought was almost 10% more expensive because they rich want to push paying taxes on the poor and middle class" I guess didn't sound as good.

What's crazy about his 9-9-9 tax plan is employee pay would be taxed but money to share holders wouldn't be.

It's a total F U! To workers but investors would be completely tax free.

RussianPooper: Really, I think the negativity is misplaced. Pizza is a uniter, not a divider.

You've never tried to order pizza for a large group before where some are vegetarians, some hate vegetables and some are on low-carb diets.

Anyone who disagrees with Obama Cain is a racist.

See how retarded that sounds when it's not your guy?

9-9-9 plan? I've never seen anything like this, and I was in 'We are the Pizza.'

I said it before and I'll say it again.

I live near Omaha, where Godfather's Pizza was founded.

Back then, in the heady days of 1974, Godfather's Pizza was THE best damn pizza you could insert into your mouth. A crust that was chewy on the outside yet fluffy on the inside. Hamburger (not "beef topping") that was laid across the pizza in a fine layer. Cheese that when heated, was toasted just right on the top.

And then Herman F*CKING Cain came along.

He cancels ALL of the deals with the companies that supplied the ingredients and picks out some new suppliers (who are the lowest bidder with their bland, questionable-quality slop). The new recipe for the sauce was this sour sludge that would have made Chef Boy Ar Dee facepalm. He has all of the REAL pizza ovens removed from the joints and replaced with those machines that run a pizza under a thousand blow dryers on a conveyor belt.

In the end, it was no longer the pizzagasm it used to be, and became just another wad of filth on a flour paste disc.

Herman Cain robbed me of the best pizza I ever or will ever have. I knew this man was a farking piece of shiat and his evil would not be contained in ruining everyone's dining experience.

Was this a tribute to that poor girl that was raped and murdered the year prior?

he had me at pokemon, now i'm never going back.

Fark Me Runnin: Anyone who disagrees with Obama Cain is a racist.

See how retarded that sounds when it's not your guy?

Good thing nobody here is saying it.

Except me, right now: You doth protest too much, methinks.

SnakeLee: So first Pokemon, then Sim City 4 and now an ode to eating pizza in your mom's basement. I hear he has a press event scheduled on one of the World of Warcraft servers to address this later today.

OMG, it makes so much sense now. Herman Cain is a griefer.

Godfather's was the last of all national pizza chains to have online ordering. Up until about 2007 or 2008 you still could not order a pizza online, just locate stores in your area and then call them. What kind of moron was running Godfathers in the 90s and 00s???

What am I talking about? I'm talking about the need to eat pizza!

/incredibly obscure
//Gadzooks

Approve.


Disapproves.

BMulligan: A Dark Evil Omen: I hear he plans to appoint Ambassador Spock as Secretary of State

That would be awesome, but I doubt it. Cain would never appoint the guy who said "logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."

Ah but you just have to interpret it, like with a religion - he is obviously not talking about people but dollars - the real root of democracy - and thus just stating the obvious that government (and particularly the GOP as true believers) should look after those with many dollars as their needs outweigh those with few dollars.

That man can sing!

tlchwi02: you know, i'd never vote for the guy but damned if his brand of crazy isn't amusing.....

Yeah that's so crazy. He sang a (corny) parody of "Imagine" at a some event 20 years ago. This was a year in which MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice were at the top of the charts and Full House was a smash hit television show. And did you hear those nice things he said about how great it was to be American at the beginning?! How embarrassing for him!