Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

Hey, say that once more, I'll smash your bloody face in!

Aye say that once more and I'll smash your bloody face in.

What's so special about the cheesemakers?

Listen I'm only telling the truth. You have got a very big nose.

Oh lay off him.

ClipJoint: What's so special about the cheesemakers?

Hearing them scream will make your blood curdle.

/sorry
//not really

You're not so bad yourself conch face. Where are you two from? Nose City?

Fark you California, Wisconsin is the cheese state and you'll do well to remember that

Are those who cut the cheese blessed too?

SPEAK UP!! I can't hear 'im. Lets go to stoning.

So I thought to myself, 'a little fermented curd will do the trick'. So I curtailed my Walpolling activites, sallied forth and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles.

traderkirk: So I thought to myself, 'a little fermented curd will do the trick'. So I curtailed my Walpolling activites, sallied forth and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles.

Come again?

Call me crazy, but when I click a Fark link, I expect to see a news story, not a collection of bookmarks.

You are all individuals!

jack21221: [i291.photobucket.com image 542x276]

You are all individuals!

I'm not!


/and you're certainly not, loserbiatch.

I clicked too soon, I thought it said "Cheerleaders" not "Cheesemakers"

Has a degree in cheese making.

I am one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse!
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Customer: Camenbert, perhaps?

Owner: Ah! We have Camenbert, yessir.

Customer: (suprised) You do! Excellent.

Owner: Yessir. It's..ah,.....it's a bit runny...

Customer: Oh, I like it runny.

Owner: Well,.. It's very runny, actually, sir.

Customer: No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle France! Mmmwah!

Owner: I...think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir.

Customer: I don't care how farking runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.

Owner: Oooooooooohhh........! (pause)

Customer: What now?

Owner: The cat's eaten it.

He said blessed are the greek...

The greek?

Well apparently, he's going to inherit the earth.

Did anyone catch his name?

I am a Wisconsinite.

I went to Seattle to see my now ex-girlfriend. We went to this cheese shop near Pike Place Market that made cheese curds that were better than anything I've had back home.

DISCLAIMER: I have not tried the curds from every maker in Wisconsin. For all i know there's a place right here in the Badger State that makes better curds.

Illinois BDR-529: I am one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse!
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Customer: Camenbert, perhaps?

Owner: Ah! We have Camenbert, yessir.

Customer: (suprised) You do! Excellent.

Owner: Yessir. It's..ah,.....it's a bit runny...

Customer: Oh, I like it runny.

Owner: Well,.. It's very runny, actually, sir.

Customer: No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle France! Mmmwah!

Owner: I...think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir.

Customer: I don't care how farking runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.

Owner: Oooooooooohhh........! (pause)

Customer: What now?

Owner: The cat's eaten it.

Customer: Has he?

Owner: She, sir.

Petulant Dwarf: He said blessed are the greek...

The greek?

Well apparently, he's going to inherit the earth.

Did anyone catch his name?

Oh, it's blessed are the meek.

They deserve something

jack21221: [i291.photobucket.com image 542x276]

You are all individuals!

Maybe FARK isn't the place for you.

/you can show yourself out, right?

Witchyman: I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.

There's no pleasing some people.

Behold, the Master of Cheese

/haven't played WoW in years

Can we please cut with the cheese talk?

I am the Lemon Merchant! And you are the Keeper of the Cheese! And HE KNOWS IT!

With big, sharp, pointy fangs.

I wonder what it's like to be the cheesemaker.
I wonder what it's like to know that I make the cheese.

The day this war began I was cheesed off. Within ten minutes of you turning up, I finished the cheese and moved on to the coffee and cigars. And at this late stage, I'm in a cab with two lady companions on my way to the Pink Pussycat in Lower Regency.

Brian's Mother: Your father isn't Mr. Cohen

Brian: I never thought he was...

Brian's Mother: Now none of your cheek! He was a Roman Brian. He was a Centurion in the Roman army..

Brian: You mean, you were raped?!

Brian's Mother: Well, at first, yes.

Brian: Who was he?!

Brian's Mother: Naughtius Maximus his name was.....

While you losers are having bacon orgasms, I'm eating sausage and cheese. Did I mention you are farking losers?

Dog Welder: Witchyman: I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.

There's no pleasing some people.

That's just what Jesus said!

While there is no doubt some good cheeses in the US, nothing can match the good stuff from France.

If I were around during the sermon on the mount I would have asked the big guy to add that one. Cheese is my favorite food and there is nothing like an aged Gouda or a Triple Cream St Andre. I would like to take a trip to France just to try all the special cheeses I can't get here.

[Life of Brian quote here]

minoridiot: While there is no doubt some good cheeses in the US, nothing can match the good stuff from France.

The French are known to have a whey with cheese...

Flragnararch: Fark you California, Wisconsin is the cheese state and you'll do well to remember that

Blessed is just about anyone who has a bloody interest in the bloody status quo.