...there was a 2?

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Damn it Billy!! You were great once!

And nailing Kelly Brook.

The high point of Billy Zane's career for me will be his role in "Tales From the Crypt : Demon Knight"

Billy who?

One Bad Apple: The high point of Billy Zane's career for me will be his role in "Tales From the Crypt : Demon Knight"

I think you misspelled "Lake Consequence".

If Kimbo's in it, the fight scenes won't be longer than 16 seconds (new window).

Arcadians are pesky buggers ...

Ron Perlman? How much does he cost to get?

Son of Thunder: If Kimbo's in it, the fight scenes won't be longer than 16 seconds (new window).

Nah. Just match him up against Sean Gannon (10 minutes or so) and have Kimbo bring along his hoodrat flunkies to interrupt the fight every time he starts to lose. Especially if you extend the 10 count to a 25 count for a knockdown.

Billy Zane laughed, his eyeball dangling from its socket...

That looks gloriously awful!

Jim from Saint Paul: One Bad Apple: The high point of Billy Zane's career for me will be his role in "Tales From the Crypt : Demon Knight"

I think you misspelled "Lake Consequence".

Guys, Dead Calm is not that hard to spell.

/stop stealing the isopropyl alcohol

The-Brain: ...there was a 2?

2 was a prequel to the prequel... it's pretty awful in every way imaginable. But the best thing about it is that the climactic battle with the scorpion monster... the culmination of the whole movie's rising action... the final and most critical incident of the entire narrative...

is against an invisible scorpion.

That's right... for 5 minutes the protagonist runs around and stabs at nothing.

It almost looks like they shot the scene intending for a CG monster to be filled in later but then ran out of budget before hiring the FX team.

Ron Perlman is either really bad with money, or he has billions.

ProdigalSigh: Ron Perlman? How much does he cost to get?

Was Eugene Levy busy that day?

So, The Phantom meets the Scorpion King?

Uncle Pooky: Ron Perlman is either really bad with money, or he has billions.

I dunno. I think it would kind of be fun to get paid to run around cleaving monsters in half with a sword. Better than my office job and pays more.

Apos: bigmattress: Jim from Saint Paul: One Bad Apple: The high point of Billy Zane's career for me will be his role in "Tales From the Crypt : Demon Knight"

I think you misspelled "Lake Consequence".

Guys, Dead Calm is not that hard to spell.

/stop stealing the isopropyl alcohol

Actually Dead Calm and Sniper are the only ones I bother with.


The Phantom should be utilized as a terrorist interrogation technique.

He'll always be one of Biff's goons to me.

So wouldn't this technically be "The Mummy VI"?

Billy Zane is a cool dude. We should all listen to him.

Is there going to be a big battle scene with lots of hype and then Kimbo goes in and gets his ass kicked in the first 30 seconds or will this end differently?

Son of Thunder: If Kimbo's in it, the fight scenes won't be longer than 16 seconds (new window).

Heh, I was at that fight. I was incredibly drunk as well.

Son of Thunder: If Kimbo's in it, the fight scenes won't be longer than 16 seconds (new window).

or 14 seconds!

Link (new window)

Zane was a little punk biatch in Sniper.

The highlight of Billy Zane's career was being Zoolander's friend. He's a cool dude.

Onkel Buck: Zane was a little punk biatch in Sniper.

Isn't he supposed to be ? I mean his whole purpose in the movie is to be a tag along/snitch.

Uncle Pooky: Ron Perlman is either really bad with money, or he has billions.

It worked for Wings Hauser.

The Mummy 6: Scorpion King 3

I like that the title character, The Scorpion King, doesn't even get his name mentioned in the trailer. I suppose it's better than saying "and not the Rock as, The Scorpion King"

Farkettes, I am disappoint.

/fist of angry goddess

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Farkettes, I am disappoint.

/fist of angry goddess

I actually liked that TBS movie. It had a nice tongue in cheek campiness to it and was just goofy enough to be watchable.

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Farkettes, I am disappoint.

/fist of angry goddess

I actually liked that TBS movie. It had a nice tongue in cheek campiness to it and was just goofy enough to be watchable.

You should try to find 'I woke up early the day I died'. Farking dreadful camp, but not a bad ride if you're tucked into your wine. I think it may have been an Ed Wood joint from years past.

Uncle Pooky: Ron Perlman is either really bad with money, or he has billions.

Ron Perlman has Sons of Anarchy and the Hellboy franchise to make his serious money off of, so I see nothing wrong with him having a little fun, although his best role is The Strongman from City of Lost Children.

No Rock? No care.

Vash's Apprentice: Uncle Pooky: Ron Perlman is either really bad with money, or he has billions.

Ron Perlman has Sons of Anarchy and the Hellboy franchise to make his serious money off of, so I see nothing wrong with him having a little fun, although his best role is The Strongman from City of Lost Children.

Plus, Ron Perlman is what is known as "a working actor", which means that dude will just keep working just to work, regardless of the overall shoddiness of the final project. He always seems to have fun with whatever it is he does, which translates to at least one good performance, as long as he is in the cast.

The first scorpion king was from Egyot how did he end up in cambodia 2000 years later?

/ I know no one cares

Vash's Apprentice:
Ron Perlman has Sons of Anarchy and the Hellboy franchise to make his serious money off of, so I see nothing wrong with him having a little fun, although his best role is The Strongman from City of Lost Children.

City of Lost Children was the first foreign subtitled film I had watched. Excellent head trip of a movie, and I became a big fan of Perlman because of it. That movie is great to watch sober and even better when not.

I make a point to watch everything he is in, so even though SK3 is going to be a low budget suckfest, I'll still give it a rainy afternoon.

Always see Perlman pop up in odd places. Name of the Rose was even stranger thanks to him. His narration of Fallout was excellent, his voice is highly recognizable. I never quite got into the Beauty and the Beast television show but I saw enough of it to realize he worked well with makeup and costumes.
I'm a fan of Bruce Campbell as well, liked Bubba Hotep, and was okay with hearing that Perlman was taking over the role in the sequel. Bubba Nosferatu will get off the ground eventually, I hope. I'd think by now Paul Giamatti and Ron Perlman could fund the project themselves.

He'll always be Val to me.

One Bad Apple: The high point of Billy Zane's career for me will be his role in "Tales From the Crypt : Demon Knight"

Favorite movie of all time actually...he will always be The Collector to me