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FirstNationalBastard

2011-10-17 04:32:18 PM

Finally, the show that at least three good angles have been hotshotted and ruined for is going to be on the air.

This sure as hell better be the best goddamned RAW ever, since they ruined both the summer of Punk and the walkout just so Alberto Del Rio could be a Mexican champion in Mexico, and so that everything would be boring old status quo for the Mexico tour.

robsul82

2011-10-17 05:14:08 PM

Business must be SO EPICALLY HUGE with Alberto Del Rio as champion in Mexico! What we just couldn't have NOT happen is almost at hand!

Grand_Moff_Joseph

2011-10-17 05:26:13 PM

Hello FWC! Please note the latest addition to the weekly checklist, item #19. Now ring the bell and hit my music! Enjoy folks!

Weekly RAW Checklist
(credit to DougieAXP, I Said and others for the list)

1) I Said/JFSP breaking down game-winning strategy for John Cena
2) http://WWEchampupinthisbiatch.jpg/
3) "BAH GAWD KING!"
4) SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO
OOWWWWWWWWW!!!
5) No peas!
6) Somebody trolling for the night
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab.
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Broskis/WWWYKI
10) WE WANT ICE CREAM
11) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
12) Smiths' nightly heel turn
13) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is the "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza" post
14) KellyKellyKellyKellyKelly... / I'm Tripping Balls
15) itsstillrealtomedamnit.jpg
16) http://ricflairwelcometofark.jpg
17) spanishscarfofdoom.jpg
18) Any mention of 'ARMBRA!' requires a demonstration of said maneuver by Knockouts/Divas (ALL Diva/Knockout images MUST be linked, NOT embedded AND marked as NSFW. Images that do not follow this rule WILL be deleted by Moderators)
19) FWC member who simulposts and gets the 1005th post gets the Intercontinental Internet Championship

/also, my apologies to mods for not seeing this thread in queue
//I iz stoopid

Grand_Moff_Joseph

2011-10-17 05:28:46 PM

Feeling a bit nostalgic today, so I did some Google-fu for long gone wrestlers. I don't know for sure, but I don't think these guys would have liked peas either:

www.411mania.com

FirstNationalBastard

2011-10-17 05:37:42 PM

Time for the spoiler-free news from the sheets...

WWE is considering doing a Surreal Life-like reality show for WWE Network. I say this doesn't work unless Jake Roberts and Scott Hall are the house mothers.

Hardcore Holly will be writing an autobiography. If you don't like it, he will come to your house, beat you senseless, and blame you for what happened.

Mil Mascaras will be inducted into the WWE hall of fame in 2012 for his superior mincing, no-selling, and stomach sucking in abilities.

Booker T may be coming back to the ring to face his fave five, y'all.

John Cena met some Make-a-Wish kids in Mexico. Unfortunately, their wish was to see him sell.

CM Punk turned down a WWE Studios movie role, obviously fearing that Triple H would walk onto the set and insist the movie become The Chaperone 2.

Heath Slater was suspended for violating the wellness policy, throwing all of WWE's long term main event booking plans into chaos.

Hulk Hogan was the one who denied Bobby Roode the title win at last night's TNA Main event, because he didn't feel Roode was ready to be in the main event picture. Of course, Hogan's still not sure that these young upstarts like Sting and Kurt Angle belong in the main events, either.

Dougie AXP

2011-10-17 05:43:45 PM

I, Dougie AXP have come here to say I'm sorry. I will behave from now on.

/ARMBAR!

Grand_Moff_Joseph

2011-10-17 05:45:58 PM

Dougie AXP: I, Dougie AXP have come here to say I'm sorry. I will behave from now on.

/ARMBAR!

6th post != 25th post ;)

Dougie AXP

2011-10-17 05:47:35 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Dougie AXP: I, Dougie AXP have come here to say I'm sorry. I will behave from now on.

/ARMBAR!

6th post != 25th post ;)

It's been well established that the armbar can be applied at anytime. the only one that matters is the 1004th post.

hobblekitty

2011-10-17 05:56:43 PM

Dougie AXP: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Dougie AXP: I, Dougie AXP have come here to say I'm sorry. I will behave from now on.

/ARMBAR!

6th post != 25th post ;)

It's been well established that the armbar can be applied at anytime. the only one that matters is the 1004th post.

Don't beat yourself up Dougie, fWc still loves you!! I told Pizilla to be nice today and stop "Coleing" you so much. :-)

Grand_Moff_Joseph you are awesome! Thanks for thinking me, my Totalfark was a nice surprise in an otherwise stressful Monday. I have about a dozen new colors of Sin Cara to give away today. You can have first pick if you would like a Sin Cara to call your very own. Will post them in a little bit. :-)

Jim from Saint Paul

2011-10-17 05:57:46 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: 19) FWC member who simulposts and gets the 1005th post gets the Intercontinental Internet Championship

There is only one championship. The original 1004. Period. The end.

AND IT IS ~~MINE~~THE TROOPS'.

/pictures talking about the C-O-N...SPIRACY if there is a simulpost are most welcome however

robsul82

2011-10-17 05:58:46 PM

Ah yes, 07.17.11. When there was so much promise in the world...

chapman

2011-10-17 06:01:11 PM

hobblekitty: I have about a dozen new colors of Sin Cara to give away today. You can have first pick if you would like a Sin Cara to call your very own. Will post them in a little bit. :-)

Yay! Sin Cara in his natural environment. And he has plans:
27.media.tumblr.com

Hillbilly Jim

2011-10-17 06:02:18 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Grand_Moff_Joseph: 19) FWC member who simulposts and gets the 1005th post gets the Intercontinental Internet Championship

There is only one championship. The original 1004. Period. The end.

AND IT IS MINETHE TROOPS'.

/pictures talking about the C-O-N...SPIRACY if there is a simulpost are most welcome however

I'm going for the Light Heavyweight belt tonight...

nyrkah1

2011-10-17 06:04:35 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Grand_Moff_Joseph: 19) FWC member who simulposts and gets the 1005th post gets the Intercontinental Internet Championship

There is only one championship. The original 1004. Period. The end.

AND IT IS MINETHE TROOPS'.

/pictures talking about the C-O-N...SPIRACY if there is a simulpost are most welcome however

Dear Jim from Saint Paul,

Whose belt is it? Oh yeah, mine.
img.photobucket.com

Come get it, Broski!

Dougie AXP

2011-10-17 06:06:39 PM

nyrkah1: Jim from Saint Paul: Grand_Moff_Joseph: 19) FWC member who simulposts and gets the 1005th post gets the Intercontinental Internet Championship

There is only one championship. The original 1004. Period. The end.

AND IT IS MINETHE TROOPS'.

/pictures talking about the C-O-N...SPIRACY if there is a simulpost are most welcome however

Dear Jim from Saint Paul,

Whose belt is it? Oh yeah, mine.
[img.photobucket.com image 623x353]

Come get it, Broski!

I'm here with the spray paint and the hot tag if you need it.

Pizilla

2011-10-17 06:08:42 PM

nyrkah1: Jim from Saint Paul: Grand_Moff_Joseph: 19) FWC member who simulposts and gets the 1005th post gets the Intercontinental Internet Championship

There is only one championship. The original 1004. Period. The end.

AND IT IS MINETHE TROOPS'.

/pictures talking about the C-O-N...SPIRACY if there is a simulpost are most welcome however

Dear Jim from Saint Paul,

Whose belt is it? Oh yeah, mine.
[img.photobucket.com image 623x353]

Come get it, Broski!

That title is going Vacant tonight...this thread won't hit 600...
/taped in front of a live audience
//In mexico
///two days ago.

Dougie AXP

2011-10-17 06:12:05 PM

Pizilla: nyrkah1: Jim from Saint Paul: Grand_Moff_Joseph: 19) FWC member who simulposts and gets the 1005th post gets the Intercontinental Internet Championship

There is only one championship. The original 1004. Period. The end.

AND IT IS MINETHE TROOPS'.

/pictures talking about the C-O-N...SPIRACY if there is a simulpost are most welcome however

Dear Jim from Saint Paul,

Whose belt is it? Oh yeah, mine.
[img.photobucket.com image 623x353]

Come get it, Broski!

That title is going Vacant tonight...this thread won't hit 600...
/taped in front of a live audience
//In mexico
///two days ago.

In the event of a non-1004 post count, the title is retained by the previous winner. It's the equivalent of a non-title match or no match at all.

Hillbilly Jim

2011-10-17 06:16:36 PM

Pizilla: That title is going Vacant tonight...this thread won't hit 600...
/taped in front of a live audience
//In mexico
///two days ago.

2.bp.blogspot.com

It's still live to me dammit!

Why Would I Read the Article

2011-10-17 06:17:02 PM

I loved him in Night Court. He's my favorite prosecutor of all time

nyrkah1

2011-10-17 06:20:02 PM

Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: Jim from Saint Paul: Grand_Moff_Joseph: 19) FWC member who simulposts and gets the 1005th post gets the Intercontinental Internet Championship

There is only one championship. The original 1004. Period. The end.

AND IT IS MINETHE TROOPS'.

/pictures talking about the C-O-N...SPIRACY if there is a simulpost are most welcome however

Dear Jim from Saint Paul,

Whose belt is it? Oh yeah, mine.
[img.photobucket.com image 623x353]

Come get it, Broski!

I'm here with the spray paint and the hot tag if you need it.

You just make sure you go for it as well. The worst thing that can happen is the return of JfSP's damn spinner belt.

/ belt stays in the Wolfpac 2nite!

eagles95

2011-10-17 06:21:27 PM

With the Brewers choking last night I can watch Raw without worry, what...taped?

/FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

jake3988

2011-10-17 06:21:52 PM

People get upset that Jim Ross is pretty much fired from his announcer position again, so they call him up AT THE LAST MINUTE, to get him to come down to Mexico City where he participates in the freaking main event but doesn't announce?

Seriously? Who in the bloody fark thinks that a Cole versus Ross main event, for the first RAW in Mexico in a very long time, is a good idea?

Ugh.

And Vince wonders why no one watches anymore.

Pizilla

2011-10-17 06:22:32 PM

GimpyNip: RAWs is tape and so am I.

/Jets on MNF
//read the spoilers...doesn't look good

Should be interesting to hear the chants...

Vamos CENA, Cena apesta

hobblekitty

2011-10-17 06:23:14 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Booker T may be coming back to the ring to face his fave five, y'all.

So there is going to be a 30 against 1 tag team match then?

Heath Slater was suspended for violating the wellness policy, throwing all of WWE's long term main event booking plans into chaos.

I lol'd

Jim from Saint Paul

2011-10-17 06:26:38 PM

Esta noche la gran noche de CeNation.

Last week on Raw, our man John came out and showed what an outstanding human being he is by having the back of Triple Dress Shirt. Now we all know you could have beaten Lobsterhead, Country Music Punk, HHH, Kevin Nash, The Blue Meanie, Disco Inferno and Mae Young and made last week the most highly watched and regarded RAW in the history of Raw. Alas, Executive Vice President of Skateboarding was made GM since Vinnie Mac couldn't bear to be off camera one second longer, ruining the evening.

The good news is La Champ Is Here© tonight as well! Doesn't matter who the boss is. The troops shall set us free (or at least patrol the northern side of John's position).

So Mr Itis is gonna team you up with someone today to take on NoOneGivesAshiato and a separate partner. Now we all know that They will change partners 4 to 5 times for you guys before you actually walk out there. So we are going to go with a gameplan for what you do best. That's take on the entire wrestling world with CeNation and the troops watching your back.

Keys to Victory:

Sostienen que la base vertical. That guy who follows around Ricardo all the time is big on trying to negate the high flying moves in your arsenal with his submission maneuvers. If he get's you in one he'll especially try negating your

Volar bloques de hombro. Well get back to these.

La etiqueta caliente Be ready to give your opponents a world of hurt. Be ready to tag in and start throwing

Flying Shoulder Blocks to any poor soul who dares get within your frickin zip code. 3 to 4 should cut it as lord knows one of the idiots who took 1 will get up and try to take another. Yes it's in english this time. They are so powerful they desrve to be mentioned in TWO languages.

If you need to actually send IN La etiqueta caliente, then by all means draw power from CeNation and let us energize you to the point you give someone an AA for even attempting to hurt you. All you need is like 2 or 3 seconds in the corner to recharge of course.

USA! USA! USA!

Jim from Saint Paul

2011-10-17 06:27:21 PM

GimpyNip: RAWs is tape and so am I.

/Jets on MNF
//read the spoilers...doesn't look good

I never read the spoilers. As Hillbilly said, it's live to me damnit.

FirstNationalBastard

2011-10-17 06:28:46 PM

Smackdown ratings were up yet again this week, proving that while no one cares about Johnny Ace, Triple H, John Cena's 11,000th title reign, and Alberto Del Aburrido, the people enjoy Mizark, SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, Cody Rhodes and his wonderful Intercontinental title, and seeing Christian humiliated. Oh, and most of all, Randy Orton not being champion.

FirstNationalBastard

2011-10-17 06:30:06 PM

GimpyNip: FirstNationalBastard: Heath Slater was suspended for violating the wellness policy, throwing all of WWE's long term main event booking plans into chaos.

Thief! (see TNA thread 4 hours ago!)

Just like if WWE were to steal from the real TNA, if no one sees the original use, is it really stealing?

NotEric

2011-10-17 06:32:18 PM

In honor of being in Mexico, Mizark needs to put someone through the English announce table.

Pizilla

2011-10-17 06:33:03 PM

nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: Jim from Saint Paul: Grand_Moff_Joseph: 19) FWC member who simulposts and gets the 1005th post gets the Intercontinental Internet Championship

There is only one championship. The original 1004. Period. The end.

AND IT IS MINETHE TROOPS'.

/pictures talking about the C-O-N...SPIRACY if there is a simulpost are most welcome however

Dear Jim from Saint Paul,

Whose belt is it? Oh yeah, mine.
[img.photobucket.com image 623x353]

Come get it, Broski!

I'm here with the spray paint and the hot tag if you need it.

You just make sure you go for it as well. The worst thing that can happen is the return of JfSP's damn spinner belt.

/ belt stays in the Wolfpac 2nite!

i1122.photobucket.com

The Wolfpac was DIRECTLY responsible for a 600+ comments on a Freakin' TNA Thread last night here on Fark. .I can't believe I favorited most of you guys...

i1122.photobucket.com

YOU AREN'T A REAL WRESTLING FAN IF YOU WATCH THAT GARBAGE!!!

TheManofPA

2011-10-17 06:38:32 PM

I gotta say if Raw can just get one competent writer to catch Vince's ear they could get hot again now that the Mexico tour is over. They just need to slow down and build; right now the possibilities are:
1) CM Punk getting the big push finally; HHH being his ultra heel (with kliq)
2) John Cena as the "I love WWE" guy vs. Miz/Truth as the "hate the conspiracy" heels
3) Dolph-Ryder is taking place across two shows and the internet
4) Let Mizark carry the belt into SS as an AMAZING BEAST who knocked out Show. Have him fight Shameus gunning for a rematch (who is red hot too)
5) ADR needs to reload and work his way back up to gain heat again so he's out. Christian is stuck because of the terrible gimmick. Around SS they need to come up with a Daniel Bryan plan. I'd turn him heel and team him up with the Kings of Wrestling. Let D.B. purposely attempt to bore people with submissions (and taunt the crowd) and cheat by holding them too long (like in ROH)

Dr J Zoidberg

2011-10-17 06:38:46 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Feeling a bit nostalgic today, so I did some Google-fu for long gone wrestlers. I don't know for sure, but I don't think these guys would have liked peas either:

[www.411mania.com image 400x301]
[cdn100.iofferphoto.com image 385x380]
[www.derok.net image 160x120]

Mabel and Doink aren't dead? I mean sure, their careers are, but they're not

hundreddollarman

2011-10-17 06:39:23 PM

Guess what guys? It's Mongo time.

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams ... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"

Jim from Saint Paul

2011-10-17 06:41:00 PM

FirstNationalBastard: GimpyNip: FirstNationalBastard: Heath Slater was suspended for violating the wellness policy, throwing all of WWE's long term main event booking plans into chaos.

Thief! (see TNA thread 4 hours ago!)

Just like if WWE were to steal from the real TNA, if no one sees the original use, is it really stealing?

I saw it.

....

And I don't care.

/ cdn.bleacherreport.net

//RUSSO SWERVE!

robsul82

2011-10-17 06:42:56 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Smackdown ratings were up yet again this week, proving that while no one cares about Johnny Ace, Triple H, John Cena's 11,000th title reign, and Alberto Del Aburrido, the people enjoy Mizark, SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, Cody Rhodes and his wonderful Intercontinental title, and seeing Christian humiliated. Oh, and most of all, Randy Orton not being champion.

I really do wonder how Vince and the gladhanding nonsensical douchebag yes men who kept him a millionaire when he should be a billionaire are explaining away the uptick in SD ratings when Superhero #2 doesn't have the title.

Dougie AXP

2011-10-17 06:44:40 PM

Pizilla: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: Jim from Saint Paul: Grand_Moff_Joseph: 19) FWC member who simulposts and gets the 1005th post gets the Intercontinental Internet Championship

There is only one championship. The original 1004. Period. The end.

AND IT IS MINETHE TROOPS'.

/pictures talking about the C-O-N...SPIRACY if there is a simulpost are most welcome however

Dear Jim from Saint Paul,

Whose belt is it? Oh yeah, mine.
[img.photobucket.com image 623x353]

Come get it, Broski!

I'm here with the spray paint and the hot tag if you need it.

You just make sure you go for it as well. The worst thing that can happen is the return of JfSP's damn spinner belt.

/ belt stays in the Wolfpac 2nite!

[i1122.photobucket.com image 384x288]

[i1122.photobucket.com image 217x232]
The Wolfpac was DIRECTLY responsible for a 600+ comments on a Freakin' TNA Thread last night here on Fark. .I can't believe I favorited most of you guys...

[i1122.photobucket.com image 159x173]

YOU AREN'T A REAL WRESTLING FAN IF YOU WATCH THAT GARBAGE!!!

ok, if Pizilla is Cole, who is the fWc's answer to good ol' JR?

Hillbilly Jim

2011-10-17 06:49:18 PM

Dougie AXP: ok, if Pizilla is Cole, who is the fWc's answer to good ol' JR?

I dunno, but I vote GimpyNip for Jim Cornette.

nyrkah1

2011-10-17 06:49:41 PM

Everyone's watching in glorious anticipation of Orton winning his title back.

/ something like that

Dougie AXP

2011-10-17 06:50:53 PM

Hillbilly Jim: Dougie AXP: ok, if Pizilla is Cole, who is the fWc's answer to good ol' JR?

I dunno, but I vote GimpyNip for Jim Cornette.

I was thinking Gimpy for Bobby the Brain

nyrkah1

2011-10-17 06:50:58 PM

nyrkah1: Everyone's watching in glorious anticipation of Orton winning his title back.

/ something like that

Whoops. Forgot to quote robsul82 before posting that.

Dr J Zoidberg

2011-10-17 06:51:13 PM

nyrkah1: Everyone's watching in glorious anticipation of Orton winning his title back.

/ something like that

Quiet you! Everyone knows someone in WWE reads these threads.

Jim from Saint Paul

2011-10-17 06:52:19 PM

Dougie AXP: Hillbilly Jim: Dougie AXP: ok, if Pizilla is Cole, who is the fWc's answer to good ol' JR?

I dunno, but I vote GimpyNip for Jim Cornette.

I was thinking Gimpy for Bobby the Brain

Smiths would be Bobby Hennan.

nyrkah1

2011-10-17 06:52:43 PM

Dr J Zoidberg: nyrkah1: Everyone's watching in glorious anticipation of Orton winning his title back.

/ something like that

Quiet you! Everyone knows someone in WWE reads these threads.

WWWYKI!

Dougie AXP

2011-10-17 06:53:09 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Dougie AXP: Hillbilly Jim: Dougie AXP: ok, if Pizilla is Cole, who is the fWc's answer to good ol' JR?

I dunno, but I vote GimpyNip for Jim Cornette.

I was thinking Gimpy for Bobby the Brain

Smiths would be Bobby Hennan.

Oh, good catch.

Ok Gimpy is Cornette and Smiths is Brain

robsul82

2011-10-17 06:53:16 PM

OMG KEVIN NASH WTF THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD LOL

Jim from Saint Paul

2011-10-17 06:54:50 PM

Oh and I thought my Cena rundown was my best work so far. Guess I just can't hold a candle to I Said.

Gunny Highway

2011-10-17 06:55:57 PM

Tonight should be interesting. And if it isnt this thread will be interesting.

Dougie AXP

2011-10-17 06:56:00 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Oh and I thought my Cena rundown was my best work so far. Guess I just can't hold a candle to I Said.

it's still pretty early. You may want to wait until Raw starts and Cena comes out for his match to re-post

nyrkah1

2011-10-17 06:56:12 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Oh and I thought my Cena rundown was my best work so far. Guess I just can't hold a candle to I Said.

I enjoyed it but refused to sell my enjoyment.

Jim from Saint Paul

2011-10-17 06:56:48 PM

robsul82: OMG KEVIN NASH WTF THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD LOL

....

You ok?

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