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		Can Mark Sanchez and crew stumble across a victory, or will Matt Moore come off the bench and give Rex Ryan another taste of defeat? It's The Jets vs. The Dolphins on Monday Night Football (8:30 PM ET on ESPN) (espn.go.com)		755
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Jamdug!

2011-10-17 01:32:42 PM

I want to see Rex and Rob Ryan vs. Harvey and Bob Weinstein in a food eating contest.

Ugh.

twobux

2011-10-17 02:18:42 PM

Jets -41 1/2

thomps

2011-10-17 02:49:27 PM

Jamdug!: I want to see Rex and Rob Ryan vs. Harvey and Bob Weinstein in a ~~food eating contest~~ sloppy make-out contest.

Ugh.

/terrible image for a terrible monday night matchup
//enjoy

JerseyTim

2011-10-17 02:55:42 PM

It's amazing how much Rob Ryan looks like The Dude.

Jamdug!

2011-10-17 03:06:09 PM

thomps: Jamdug!: I want to see Rex and Rob Ryan vs. Harvey and Bob Weinstein in a food eating contest sloppy make-out contest.

Ugh.

/terrible image for a terrible monday night matchup
//enjoy

That's how wars start...

Tofino

2011-10-17 04:44:34 PM

This is an outrage! A Rex Ryan headline without a foot fetish refere... oh wait, carry on.

netweavr

2011-10-17 04:48:56 PM

I'm going to laugh if Miami throttles the Jets.

FlightFollower

2011-10-17 04:49:38 PM

netweavr: I'm going to laugh if Miami throttles the Jets.

Im going to love it when that happens

12349876

2011-10-17 04:51:01 PM

Tofino: This is an outrage! A Rex Ryan headline without a foot fetish refere... oh wait, carry on.

It's a subtle one this week.

IAmRight

2011-10-17 04:52:39 PM

C'mon, Reggie Bush! All I need out of you is about 18 yards of rushing and two receptions for 21 yards! That's about your average for most games in your career; I think you can do it!

netweavr

2011-10-17 04:55:20 PM

Best part about tonight is the game getting overshadowed by events in SF/Det and Oakland.

Suck it, East Coast.

vitamink619

2011-10-17 04:55:45 PM

IAmRight: C'mon, Reggie Bush! All I need out of you is about 18 yards of rushing and two receptions for 21 yards! That's about your average for most games in your career; I think you can do it!

I need Bush to get about that much and for the Jets defense to show up. So sad my fantasy week is living on the prayer of Reggie Bush not sucking

dholway

2011-10-17 04:56:28 PM

Cool...kickoff is in only about...three and half hours?!? WTF?

dholway

2011-10-17 04:57:22 PM

netweavr: Best part about tonight is the game getting overshadowed by events in SF/Det and Oakland.

Suck it, East Coast.

You forgot Vegas.

mrtoadswildride

2011-10-17 04:59:39 PM

The jet should win this game.

Having said that. Beating the jets comes down to two things.

1) Putting any sort of pressure on Sanchez. By putting points on the board and forcing him to win the game in the air and/or with a pass rush.

2) Making smart decisions on offense to prevent the jets defense from keeping the offense in the game.

thomps

2011-10-17 05:01:53 PM

mrtoadswildride: The jet should win this game.

Having said that. Beating the jets comes down to two things.

1) Putting any sort of pressure on Sanchez. By putting points on the board and forcing him to win the game in the air and/or with a pass rush.

2) Making smart decisions on offense to prevent the jets defense from keeping the offense in the game.

i agree. if the dolphins can outscore the jets, the dolphins will win this game. book it.

Lt. Cheese Weasel

2011-10-17 05:05:18 PM

Talk about a turdfest snoozer. MNF is crap. I cannot wait for the Grudenism of how great the Miami Dolfish are and that -04 record is not an accurate measuring stick.

4NSpy

2011-10-17 05:07:03 PM

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I looked it up, this was the result

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rudemix

2011-10-17 05:07:16 PM

If the Dirty can get me 23 points to snatch defeat in one of my fantasy leagues it will have been an OK Game. I wont be watching it, but OK none the less.

I kind of want to tune in to hear Gruden refer to Sanchez as San-Chez.

Obscure Login

2011-10-17 05:09:24 PM

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man metaphysical

2011-10-17 05:10:15 PM

I love when the talking heads say a game is going to be a "physical" game. A football game is going to be phsyical who would have guessed? go fark yourself

IAmRight

2011-10-17 05:14:02 PM

vitamink619: I need Bush to get about that much and for the Jets defense to show up. So sad my fantasy week is living on the prayer of Reggie Bush not sucking

I was so happy; I had a sweet 15-point lead or so going into the second half of last night's game - my opponent had Peterson and Bears DST and as long as the Bears DST shut Peterson down, I didn't care how much they stopped the Vikings. Then they give up the Peterson TD and score on the Hester return in about 15 seconds and now I have to depend on Bush. :/

/McNabb actively doing what he could to take sacks didn't help either
//"Peppers laid hands on me! Fall down! Don't bother throwing the ball out of bounds or just anywhere forward since I'm out of the pocket and there's no one in the area!"

DamnYankees

2011-10-17 05:14:24 PM

If the Jets don't win this game, they should commit mass suicide out of shame.

El Brujo

2011-10-17 05:15:14 PM

Feels like we have to watch the Jets every week in primetime.

Go dolphins, I guess. Whatever.

4NSpy

2011-10-17 05:16:15 PM

Will Brandon Marshall do something stupid to get kicked out or was that all talk?

Chupacabra Sandwich

2011-10-17 05:16:41 PM

I need Brandon Marshall and the jets d to combine for -3 points inorder to win. I still believe. Stupid Jason Campbell.

SaprolingToken

2011-10-17 05:19:00 PM

Where is the raw thread? Wearing the non-raw thread Internet belt for the NFL thread.
Go shonn Greene.

Peter Frampton's talk box

2011-10-17 05:32:54 PM

DamnYankees: If the Jets don't win this game, they should commit mass suicide out of shame.

If the Jets lose this game they won't have to. Every fan I know is sick of Ryan talking like we don't suck when we clearly do. It's OK to suck -- we're Jets fans and we're used to it -- but this denying reality thing is annoying. It's time to either face reality or stop sucking. We find out which direction the team wants to go tonight.

Yanks_RSJ

2011-10-17 05:33:25 PM

I don't care who wins, as long as Plaxico Burress has less than 90 yards and no TDs.

Actually, I lied. I want the Dolphins to win so I can enjoy the fallout in the papers and on WFAN tomorrow.

Yanks_RSJ

2011-10-17 05:35:36 PM

Peter Frampton's talk box: It's time to either face reality or stop sucking. We find out which direction the team wants to go tonight.

Well, if the Jets lose you find out a lot about them, but I don't know if you'd learn much about them if they beat a piece of shiat QB on a winless team.

DamnYankees

2011-10-17 05:40:00 PM

Peter Frampton's talk box: DamnYankees: If the Jets don't win this game, they should commit mass suicide out of shame.

If the Jets lose this game they won't have to. Every fan I know is sick of Ryan talking like we don't suck when we clearly do. It's OK to suck -- we're Jets fans and we're used to it -- but this denying reality thing is annoying. It's time to either face reality or stop sucking. We find out which direction the team wants to go tonight.

They don't suck. Yes, they have lost three in a row, but it was all on the road against 3 of the best teams in the AFC. OAK, NE and BAL are 13-4 and 8-1 at home. Losing all three isn't great, but its hardly a sign you stink.

Lost Thought 00

2011-10-17 05:40:05 PM

Sanchez gets benched in the third period after his fourth int

dholway

2011-10-17 05:47:30 PM

Peter Frampton's talk box: If the Jets lose this game they won't have to. Every fan I know is sick of Ryan talking like we don't suck when we clearly do. It's OK to suck -- we're Jets fans and we're used to it -- but this denying reality thing is annoying.

If the Jets do beat Miami (and they really should), they will still suck. I mean, c'mon, it's Miami.

Super Chronic

2011-10-17 05:47:52 PM

give Rex Ryan another taste of defeat

Subby, you're awesome.

UNC_Samurai

2011-10-17 06:04:27 PM

Honestly, I'm more interested in the Power Rankings thread going green.

UNC_Samurai

2011-10-17 06:05:07 PM

UNC_Samurai: Honestly, I'm more interested in the Power Rankings thread going green.

Wait, it's Monday. Damn, I drank too much this weekend.

robsul82

2011-10-17 06:05:26 PM

UNC_Samurai: Honestly, I'm more interested in the Power Rankings thread going green.

Just hoping there's still a top 10 ranking for my guys.

IAmRight

2011-10-17 06:11:29 PM

UNC_Samurai: UNC_Samurai: Honestly, I'm more interested in the Power Rankings thread going green.

Wait, it's Monday. Damn, I drank too much this weekend.

It's okay, I saw the NHL one and got all excited only to realize it's the NHL.

robsul82

2011-10-17 06:13:00 PM

GimpyNip: Peter King had the pats 5th. I guess that didn't get greened though because it wouldn't fuel "OMG MEDIA SLURPS PATS" rage that happened last week..when the rankings were ridiculously fair

Been fine with King's 15 since he finally gave up on Atlanta.

robsul82

2011-10-17 06:15:04 PM

robsul82: GimpyNip: Peter King had the pats 5th. I guess that didn't get greened though because it wouldn't fuel "OMG MEDIA SLURPS PATS" rage that happened last week..when the rankings were ridiculously fair

Been fine with King's 15 since he finally gave up on Atlanta.

Of course, he DOES have 2-4 Philadelphia at 13 because of how mindblowingly awesome they looked against Washington in the first half, but nobody's perfect.

Igor Jakovsky

2011-10-17 06:18:37 PM

the dolphins need to swallow whatever pride and dignity they have left and go 0-16.

/Suck for Luck

Peter Frampton's talk box

2011-10-17 06:22:36 PM

DamnYankees: Peter Frampton's talk box: DamnYankees: If the Jets don't win this game, they should commit mass suicide out of shame.

If the Jets lose this game they won't have to. Every fan I know is sick of Ryan talking like we don't suck when we clearly do. It's OK to suck -- we're Jets fans and we're used to it -- but this denying reality thing is annoying. It's time to either face reality or stop sucking. We find out which direction the team wants to go tonight.

They don't suck. Yes, they have lost three in a row, but it was all on the road against 3 of the best teams in the AFC. OAK, NE and BAL are 13-4 and 8-1 at home. Losing all three isn't great, but its hardly a sign you stink.

It is when your coach keeps using words like "home field advantage" and "Superbowl" and you play in the same division as the Patriots and whoever these "Bills" people turn out to be.

jdjoker

2011-10-17 06:29:13 PM

Chupacabra Sandwich:
I need Brandon Marshall and the jets d to combine for -3 points in order to win.

I need Marshall to get 31 points to win my game, since I made the mistake of starting Torain (2.2 points) over Ahmad Bradshaw (31.5 points), and Brees and Peterson underperformed by 6 points apiece. At least Hernandez has come back right where he left off.

skinink

2011-10-17 06:37:50 PM

The Jets are failing pretty early this season. At 2-3 they're already behind two teams in their division, and at 3-3 that won't change. But since they Jets are overrated this year, they'll lose this 'must win' game to fall to 2-4 and the NY Post will declare it a sign of the End Times. And Tony Sparano will pull a modified Jim Habaugh at the end of the game by rubbing Rex Ryan's belly like it belonged to Buddha.

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey

2011-10-17 06:44:11 PM

Lost Thought 00: ~~Sanchez~~ Grossman gets benched in the ~~third~~ fourth period after his fourth int

FTFY/M

/damn Redskins :(

ArtosRC

2011-10-17 06:47:40 PM

WHERE IS THAT INERT ASSHAT

HIS PSYCHIC PREMONITIONS TRADED BRANDON LLOYD TO THE RAMS FOR A SHIATTY DRAFT PICK

EDDIE ROYAL AND...Kyle Orton, I guess...ARE NEXT

I'LL CUT THE SONOFABIATCH

UNC_Samurai

2011-10-17 07:00:32 PM

ArtosRC: WHERE IS THAT INERT ASSHAT

HIS PSYCHIC PREMONITIONS TRADED BRANDON LLOYD TO THE RAMS FOR A SHIATTY DRAFT PICK

EDDIE ROYAL AND...Kyle Orton, I guess...ARE NEXT

I'LL CUT THE SONOFABIATCH

It's a high price to pay to finally excise the Tebow tumor. But if John Fox is going to go all in on the poor man's Kordell Stewart, it wouldn't shock me. Fox has a habit of hitching his wagon to overrated QBs.

/the Broncos deserve better than this.

dholway

2011-10-17 07:10:11 PM

skinink: And Tony Sparano will pull a modified Jim Habaugh at the end of the game by rubbing Rex Ryan's belly like it belonged to Buddha.

Please, God, make it so.

gameshowhost

2011-10-17 07:10:30 PM

"Rex's Jets facing must-win vs. Miami"

How farking pathetic is that? This should've been one of the dullest thrashings of the season.

jdjoker

2011-10-17 07:12:00 PM

GimpyNip: jdjoker: Chupacabra Sandwich:
I need Brandon Marshall and the jets d to combine for -3 points in order to win.

I need Marshall to get 31 points to win my game, since I made the mistake of starting Torain (2.2 points) over Ahmad Bradshaw (31.5 points), and Brees and Peterson underperformed by 6 points apiece. At least Hernandez has come back right where he left off.

you also made the mistake of starting a WR vs Revis (Yes, I know Welker is an exception but I still don't get why ryan didn't have revis man Welker the whole game)

I really didn't have that many options at receiver - both Fitzgerald (ARI) and recent pickup Decker (DEN) had byes, and AJ Green is doing well enough for a rookie with a rookie QB. My other choices were Mike Williams (TB), who has been erratic at best, and Denarius Moore (OAK), who I grabbed after his big week 2 not expecting he would totally fall off the field since then.

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