Looks like those little electrode things the ER docs use when monitoring your heartbeat.

offmymeds: Looks like those little electrode things the ER docs use when monitoring your heartbeat.

I think we all knew that already.

They get "arraignment" spelled right but not "Crinimal"?

Albinoman: They get "arraignment" spelled right but not "Crinimal"?

It's perfectly crnomnulent

Which cheeks?

Badow headshot !!

or

haw haw, you got shot in the buttox!!

Meh, in high school, there was a kid who had four nips.

I ROCK, and ROLL, ALL DAY long, Sweet Suzie!

Dairy King: offmymeds: Looks like those little electrode things the ER docs use when monitoring your heartbeat.

I think we all knew that already.

I was just sayin's all.

And yet again I out myself as a total weirdo by clicking the link hoping to see really gross nipples.

VenomousDuck: And yet again I out myself as a total weirdo by clicking the link hoping to see really gross nipples.

Well, just look upthread a bit for a really gross nipple.

I have nipples, Subby - can you milk ME?

In before "those aren't nipples, those are areolas"

That kid is able to grow a full Riker at 18? There's no justice in this world.

Cortland Police Lieutenant Rick Troyer says Cobane then held a knife to his own throat and threatened to injure himself unless police officer exited the residence.

He learned that from Blazing Saddles

He could have put someones eye out with that thing

that's a tazin... followed by cardiac resuscitation of course.

Gonad the Ballbarian: I ROCK, and ROLL, ALL DAY long, Sweet Suzie!

Im a man, too! I go pepe standing up!

/needs to watch that again
//momento

I'm sitting here waiting for the hostage scene from Blazing Saddles - anyone?

They drove him to it!

I was at Mard Gras one year on a balcony throwing beads at young women showing their great tits. I looked down and saw a herd of police walking thru the crowd directly below the balcony. The cops there are major dicks, but I was drunk and feeling brave and I threw a set of large beads down extremely hard and nailed one of the cops right on the head. They stormed into the bar like a herd of angry circus elephants. On their way up the stairs, I nonchalantly passed them on my way down because I knew someone would rat on me once they cops started sweating everyone up on the balcony. I watched from across the street as they started giving this guy a hard time on the edge of the balcony, but he was drunk too and started acting like an asshole telling the cops to fark off and trying to walk away. They ended up tazing him, kicking his ass, then tazing his girfriend and arresting both of them. Moral of the story- If you are going to throw things at the cops or shoot at them with a bb gun, make sure you have someone who is drunker than you to unsuspectingly take the blame.

poe_zlaw: I was at Mard Gras one year on a balcony throwing beads at young women showing their great tits. I looked down and saw a herd of police walking thru the crowd directly below the balcony. The cops there are major dicks, but I was drunk and feeling brave and I threw a set of large beads down extremely hard and nailed one of the cops right on the head. They stormed into the bar like a herd of angry circus elephants. On their way up the stairs, I nonchalantly passed them on my way down because I knew someone would rat on me once they cops started sweating everyone up on the balcony. I watched from across the street as they started giving this guy a hard time on the edge of the balcony, but he was drunk too and started acting like an asshole telling the cops to fark off and trying to walk away. They ended up tazing him, kicking his ass, then tazing his girfriend and arresting both of them. Moral of the story- If you are going to throw things at the cops or shoot at them with a bb gun, make sure you have someone who is drunker than you to unsuspectingly take the blame.

Alright I generally don't comment on other peoples looks seeing as how I'm not exactly a beauty myself, but I'll be damned if his left eye is not nearly half an inch higher than his right.

Why are people saying those white things just below his collarbones are his nipples?

No way he's 18. He's 40, at least.

Tyrannosaurus Reich: Why are people saying those white things just below his collarbones are his nipples?

HAHAHAHA!

After 30 nipples comments, this one cracked me up.

That's one hell of a beard for an 18-year-old.