Then I hope they're intellectually consistent by prescribing the death penalty for abortion doctors, life in prison for mothers who have abortions, and ban abortion in the cases of rape, incest and the health of the mother.

Dunno about the effectiveness of this law. Lawyers are going to have a hard time proving Mississippians are actually people.

Outlaw all forms of birth control too!

Can a fetus die? Then it's alive.

Abortion and the death penalty are murder.

Sometimes murder is the least shiatty of the options.

On the other hand, does this mean that MS is going to start funding prenatal care for mothers?

thismomentinblackhistory: GAT_00: So, logically, the state of Mississippi will criminalize masturbation?

Good thing I am in Ohio, or else I would have blood on my hands (and couch, and socks, and floor, and sheets, and pillows, and frying pans, and welcome mat -- wait what?).

Good thing I'm in Utah, or... um... er... hold that thought.

Lone Stranger: Outlaw all forms of birth control too!

Especially abstinence.

Does this mean every time a woman loses a baby there will be a formal investigation?

Must become third world shiat hole.. must become third world shiat hole..

It isn't rape, it's Forced Fertilization

If you want to get technical about it, life started once billions of years ago and has been continuing since then. Having children isn't making new life; it's branching a 'piece' of life off of the parents to continue on its own.

It's all just one big chain of life.

Oh, sorry, this is Mississippi. Change the billions of years part to 6000 years.

FlyingLizardOfDoom: GAT_00: So, logically, the state of Mississippi will criminalize masturbation?

Only if they criminalize menstration.

To be fair, that's not actually a bad idea.

Menstration is gross.

Cythraul: I have a feeling this thread will deliver (because she'll have no choice. Hah!).

[grabs popcorn]

NICE!

Why does Misssisisiispspisisispppsii hate womans?!?!

thismomentinblackhistory: GAT_00: So, logically, the state of Mississippi will criminalize masturbation?

Good thing I am in Ohio, or else I would have blood on my hands (and couch, and socks, and floor, and sheets, and pillows, and frying pans, and welcome mat -- wait what?).

I was about to tell you to put the cheese grater down first, but then I read that again...yeah, I think I get what you're aimin' at.

thismomentinblackhistory: GAT_00: So, logically, the state of Mississippi will criminalize masturbation?

Good thing I am in Ohio, or else I would have blood on my hands (and couch, and socks, and floor, and sheets, and pillows, and frying pans, and welcome mat -- wait what?).

You should see a doctor about that.

/when you're pounding your pud
//and you start cumming blood
///it's a rupture

AcneVulgaris: Can a fetus die? Then it's alive.

Abortion and the death penalty are murder.

Sometimes murder is the least shiatty of the options.

Can a single cell die? Then it's alive.

Hope you don't get a paper cut.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: On the other hand, does this mean that MS is going to start funding prenatal care for mothers?

No! It's now going to be a felony to be poor and pregnant.

Will identical twins have to share a single vote in elections?

Will chimeras be given two votes? If a chimera has the smaller twin removed, is that the same as abortion?

xenophon10k: elchip: Then I hope they're intellectually consistent by prescribing the death penalty for abortion doctors, life in prison for mothers who have abortions, and ban abortion in the cases of rape, incest and the health of the mother.

They'll also need involuntary manslaughter charges for miscarriage.

As this whole idea messes with IVF and seeing that the only way my wife and I can have kids is IVF all these people can DIAMF!!

True human life begins when there is a soul in the body. That may happen before birth, or it can actually happen after the birth of the baby. Some cases of crib death occur because no soul has gone into that body.

The majority of souls enter the baby body at around three months before birth.

/Correspondingly, some cases of Alzheimer's occur because the soul has begun to make its transition to the other side.

AcneVulgaris: Abortion and the death penalty are murder.

murder: the illegal killing of one human being by another

If abortion ain't illegal, it ain't murder.

What about fertility clinics that store fertilized eggs for implantation?? Fertility clinics are now obligated to save every fertilized egg forever or be charged with murder??

I guess I should start buying stock in liquid nitrogen.

Cythraul: xenophon10k: elchip: Then I hope they're intellectually consistent by prescribing the death penalty for abortion doctors, life in prison for mothers who have abortions, and ban abortion in the cases of rape, incest and the health of the mother.

They'll also need involuntary manslaughter charges for miscarriage.

Child endangerment for pregnant mothers behaving beyond what most would consider acceptable while expecting.

Also, if a pregnant woman commits a murder, does the unborn child get charged with accessory to commit murder? LOL

How else is Mississippi Prison Industries supposed to grow?

GAT_00: So, logically, the state of Mississippi will criminalize masturbation?

Actually, no. That's still cool. You could also use condoms. As long as the egg isn't fertilized, you are still legal.

However, IUD, Birth Control Pills and most forms of feminine birth control used over the last 30 years? Right out the window.

Add to that every single egg fertilized at a fertilization clinic is now a "person" and could sue for wrongful imprisonment by those mean doctors that didn't put them in a womb? Yeah, this law is beyond dumb.


But, I have little faith in my fellow Mississippians. Most can't get past the "ABORTION BAD!" screaming to realize that they will have their nice little daily pill taken away from them by this law.

No more in vitro for them...


Since several embryos may be implanted, and all may not prosper in the womb, there is frequently a need to abort one or more embryos in order that at least one will survive until birth.

Phil Moskowitz: Must become third world shiat hole.. must become third world shiat hole..

Mississippi has been a third world shiat hole since forever. This new law isn't going to change that.

aggievet92: Fertility clinics are now obligated to save every fertilized egg forever or be charged with murder??

Yeah, but how is *that* not kidnapping?

PsiChi: True human life begins when there is a soul in the body. That may happen before birth, or it can actually happen after the birth of the baby. Some cases of crib death occur because no soul has gone into that body.

The majority of souls enter the baby body at around three months before birth.

/Correspondingly, some cases of Alzheimer's occur because the soul has begun to make its transition to the other side.

And Poe's Law takes effect.

The beginning of life.

their state mottos:
"We ain't ignnant, and Y'all don' talk rat. "

Since every atom of matter which composes all of us is made up of material ejected by celestial processes, it follows then that supernova events and black holes are hereby declared illegal.

\Thou shalt not spill thine event horizon upon the ground.

AverageJoe77: xenophon10k: elchip: Then I hope they're intellectually consistent by prescribing the death penalty for abortion doctors, life in prison for mothers who have abortions, and ban abortion in the cases of rape, incest and the health of the mother.

They'll also need involuntary manslaughter charges for miscarriage.

As this whole idea messes with IVF and seeing that the only way my wife and I can have kids is IVF all these people can DIAMF!!

Why do you hate Darwin?