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(TC Palm) Florida Man who ate stolen ice cream sandwich pulled from pants complains the cops who arrested him lacked "Good Humor"   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 20
More: Florida, ice cream sandwich, Family Dollar, Dollar Tree, Fort Pierce, ice creams  
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Lumber Jack Off
2011-10-17 10:58:34 AM
at least it wasn't his schweddy balls
 
austerity101
2011-10-17 11:00:19 AM
I am really disappointed that wasn't a direct quote. That would have been full of win.
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2011-10-17 11:03:11 AM
static8.businessinsider.com

Does not approve.
 
D3_WR
2011-10-17 11:07:23 AM
hey Kerney, this fake ID is really good! If you tell me where you got it, I'll overlook the ice cream sandwiches in your armpits
 
Lone Stranger
2011-10-17 11:13:19 AM
Was it a Nutty Buddy?

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cbackous [TotalFark]
2011-10-17 11:15:04 AM
What would you do for a klondike bar?
 
Lone Stranger
2011-10-17 11:16:10 AM
Or if he stashed it in his ass crack was it a ...

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MayorOfJefferton
2011-10-17 11:17:26 AM
He'll have plenty of time for ice cream in prison. Ice cream sandwiches.
 
colslax
2011-10-17 11:18:17 AM
D3_WR: hey Kerney, this fake ID is really good! If you tell me where you got it, I'll overlook the ice cream sandwiches in your armpits

Came for Apu, leaving happy.
 
dothemath
2011-10-17 11:21:53 AM
Doesnt see what all the fuss is about.
 
dothemath
2011-10-17 11:23:10 AM
30.media.tumblr.com
 
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf
2011-10-17 11:26:50 AM
All I have to say

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dbrikhs
2011-10-17 11:34:57 AM
SMFH
Was this description really necessary....
Ice cream sandwiches traditionally feature rectangular slabs of vanilla ice cream "sandwiched" by thin chocolate cookies of the same shape. They typically are stored in freezers where temperatures are below 32 degrees Fahrenheit -- as opposed to inside the pants where temperatures run closer to the body's standard 98.6 degrees.
 
cbackous [TotalFark]
2011-10-17 11:37:03 AM
dbrikhs: SMFH
Was this description really necessary....
Ice cream sandwiches traditionally feature rectangular slabs of vanilla ice cream "sandwiched" by thin chocolate cookies of the same shape. They typically are stored in freezers where temperatures are below 32 degrees Fahrenheit -- as opposed to inside the pants where temperatures run closer to the body's standard 98.6 degrees.

It's Florida. So yes.
 
Pruritic Perineum
2011-10-17 11:47:09 AM
What, someone stole something in Fort Pierce?

This is not news, this is everyday normal in Fort Pierce.
 
Genju
2011-10-17 12:49:51 PM
tv.rimchiguy.com

/wish I could find larger image
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-10-17 02:31:34 PM
I'm so thankful that the article explained what an ice cream sandwich was. Otherwise, I wouldn't have had a clue.
 
BurnShrike
2011-10-17 02:35:45 PM
Bathia_Mapes: I'm so thankful that the article explained what an ice cream sandwich was. Otherwise, I wouldn't have had a clue.

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Genju
2011-10-17 04:43:48 PM
BurnShrike: Bathia_Mapes: I'm so thankful that the article explained what an ice cream sandwich was. Otherwise, I wouldn't have had a clue.

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I was about to say "Eww" but then I realized that must be banana bread.
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-10-17 07:59:49 PM
BurnShrike: Bathia_Mapes: I'm so thankful that the article explained what an ice cream sandwich was. Otherwise, I wouldn't have had a clue.

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Heh!
 
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