Broken . net.

... and the land of the freeeeeee.

it's always after dusk somewhere in the world

Yes, yes it is better after dark.

G-strings don't matter for BIE!

/EIP

TFA City attorney Gabriel Taussig told the New York Post that it's a question of protecting minors from the nudity.

What, are the children really going to get a fatal nipple in the eye? I know it gets cold in NY but we need to protect minors from nudity? Really?

Monkeyhouse Zendo: TFA City attorney Gabriel Taussig told the New York Post that it's a question of protecting minors from the nudity.

What, are the children really going to get a fatal nipple in the eye? I know it gets cold in NY but we need to protect minors from nudity? Really?

Yes, because American Jesus would rather them put out their own eye with an AR-15 than a nipple...

/AR-15 owner
//Loves nipples just a little more
///Also a Magpul whore...

Monkeyhouse Zendo: TFA City attorney Gabriel Taussig told the New York Post that it's a question of protecting minors from the nudity.

What, are the children really going to get a fatal nipple in the eye? I know it gets cold in NY but we need to protect minors from nudity? Really?

They are still at risk for that, toplessness is allowed. This judge didn't do his job.

He did however protect them from accidentally having their pants fall down, tripping on a chair and landing inside of them while rocking back and forth. This judge at least made sure that NYC will have no unmarried pregnancies.

"protect minors from nudity?"
from what planet are these people?

/resisted the urge to dangle my participle, in case that's illegal too

Sounds like magical thinking on the part of the judge. What makes a human body different after sunset than before?

CeroX: Monkeyhouse Zendo: TFA City attorney Gabriel Taussig told the New York Post that it's a question of protecting minors from the nudity.

What, are the children really going to get a fatal nipple in the eye? I know it gets cold in NY but we need to protect minors from nudity? Really?

Yes, because American Jesus would rather them put out their own eye with an AR-15 than a nipple...

/AR-15 owner
//Loves nipples just a little more
///Also a Magpul whore...

Please limit your posting to recycled lol cats and other cliches until you've read the exceedingly short article:

His models can still go topless at any hour - that's legal in New York City.

Thank you.

i wanted to show you what a G string looks like.

It is better for them to get naked in the daylight because when it gets dark, you have to use energy to light the place youre gonna see that cooch. Aren't we suppose to conserve energy??

othmar: [www.newswimwearstore.net image 539x800]


i wanted to show you what a G string looks like.

I'm still a little unclear on the concept, could you elaborate?

Anyone else have examples of these so called "painted ladies" or "g-strings"?

I want to make certain I'm not in any sort of violation, it being morning time and all.

inb4gd

So we'll get the ugly models in full sunlight? Why do judges hate America?

Huh, I work in Times Square, and I've never heard of this. There's always somebody down there looking for attention...it's hard not to ignore it after a while.

hillary: othmar: [www.newswimwearstore.net image 539x800]


i wanted to show you what a G string looks like.

Thank you. That was most helpful. Now I understand the story.

But I'm still not clear.

More G-strings please, sir?

hillary: othmar: [www.newswimwearstore.net image 539x800]


i wanted to show you what a G string looks like.

Thank you. That was most helpful. Now I understand the story.

I don't understand at all. I need more evidence.

Grables'Daughter: Hi everybody!

What's going on in this thread?

Since this is a nudity thread I think this is where I ask for BIE and you ignore me!

eviljimbo: inb4gd

Not quite.

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: CeroX: Monkeyhouse Zendo: TFA City attorney Gabriel Taussig told the New York Post that it's a question of protecting minors from the nudity.

What, are the children really going to get a fatal nipple in the eye? I know it gets cold in NY but we need to protect minors from nudity? Really?

Yes, because American Jesus would rather them put out their own eye with an AR-15 than a nipple...

/AR-15 owner
//Loves nipples just a little more
///Also a Magpul whore...

Please limit your posting to recycled lol cats and other cliches until you've read the exceedingly short article:

His models can still go topless at any hour - that's legal in New York City.

Thank you.

i don't need to read the article to comment on someone else's post... That's the appeal of Fark... but thanks for playing...

Seriously though, the reason the judge lets the boobies show is because NY has had women being topless legal for quite some time... something about topless jogging almost 10 years ago came into question, the NY supreme court ruled it legal

boobies still frighten sensitive parents regardless of what laws are out there though...

"City attorney Gabriel Taussig told the New York Post that it's a question of protecting minors from the nudity"

Because kids should grow up thinking that a nude body, even in a non-sexual context, is shameful, that's why

If your idea of 'hot' means unshaved and unwashed, then yes, I suppose that performance art models can be 'hot'.

This caught my interest from the bottom of the page:


/ will gladly accept BIE
// E is in the P
/// Will be grateful

othmar: i wanted to show you what a G string looks like.

Grables'Daughter: Hi everybody!

What's going on in this thread?

According to the judge, we shouldn't be hearing from you for several hours yet.

/stupid judge

Monkeyhouse Zendo: TFA City attorney Gabriel Taussig told the New York Post that it's a question of protecting minors from the nudity.

What, are the children really going to get a fatal nipple clitoris in the eye? I know it gets cold in NY but we need to protect minors from nudity? Really?

FTFY. The article made it clear that nipple = okay, genitalia = wait for dark.

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: "City attorney Gabriel Taussig told the New York Post that it's a question of protecting minors from the nudity"

Because kids should grow up thinking that a nude body, even in a non-sexual context, is shamefulsexy, that's why

Come on guys, part of the appeal of nudity is that it's rare.

wrxracer87: eviljimbo: inb4gd

Not quite.


yeah i know, got me by 3 min. will try harder next time

meanmutton: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: "City attorney Gabriel Taussig told the New York Post that it's a question of protecting minors from the nudity"

Because kids should grow up thinking that a nude body, even in a non-sexual context, is shamefulsexy, that's why

Come on guys, part of the appeal of nudity is that it's rarenudity.
FTFY

/giggity

Grables'Daughter: GacysBasement: Grables'Daughter: Hi everybody!

What's going on in this thread?

Since this is a nudity thread I think this is where I ask for BIE and you ignore me!

YHM.

/virgule

//virgule indeed

Won't someone please think of the Spaghetti-O girl and how she will get by on just her trust fund???



Throbbing Gristle has probably already done what you are thinking about doing and calling it performance art lol.

http://www.exotickisslingerie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Sexy-Micr o-G-string-Bikinie.jpg
Probably not, not safe for work.

BIE?
Can you do G-String IE?
GSIE?

EIP!

meanmutton: FTFY. The article made it clear that nipple = okay, genitalia = wait for dark.

I read the article. It's a little more difficult to make a joke about some kid getting his eye put out by some model's labia due to the NY cold.

Honestly, the US needs to get over the fact that people have genitalia.

If I were the artist I'd do a sunset piece with nude models wearing only flesh colored g-strings painted with a labial cleft donning burkhas artfully cut to reveal only their genitalia.

Don't want to accidentally let the sun shine "where the sun don't shine"

Turboke:
G-strings don't matter for BIE!

/EIP

Yeah. What HE said...

I'd like some BIE, too, please!

/EIP

Nothing better to start off a bad week than a little GSIE. Or some BIE is always acceptable too.

/EIP

This is just getting silly, asking for BIE or GSIE in any thread even remotely associated with sexy time.

Simply shameful.

/EIP
//very grateful

Flaccidor: This is just getting silly, asking for BIE or GSIE in any thread even remotely associated with sexy time.

Simply shameful.

/EIP
//very grateful

This

/ EIP