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Adolf Oliver Nipples

2011-10-16 11:35:16 PM

I'd enjoy her scent, but first I'd have to find a way to shut her up so I don't have to hear any of that crap she calls music. If only there were a way to do that...

/this thread has crass written all over it, so I might as well set the tone

PhiloeBedoe

2011-10-17 02:54:33 AM

Sex with her would be awesome except for that dude'd keep busting in saying "Beyonce has the best nipples of all time" or "Beyonce gives the best blumpkin of all time. Of All Time". Ass.

jaytkay

2011-10-17 04:18:50 AM

urban.derelict

2011-10-17 05:29:56 AM

Taylor Swift?

You're damn right I would.

/ba dam bum
//*ching*

DjangoStonereaver

2011-10-17 05:30:24 AM

My 2 year old nephew utterly loves her.

the lanatic

2011-10-17 05:35:05 AM

Took my daughter to see her a couple of weeks ago. Her concert was incredibly good. It's like going to a Broadway show. Surprised my daughter with the tickets and a sample of Wonderstruck perfume for her birthday. The perfume actually smelled really good.

/End CSB

unicron702

2011-10-17 06:16:03 AM

After seeing her line of greeting cards in Walmart nothing could suprise me.

Skarekrough

2011-10-17 06:33:06 AM

unicron702: After seeing her line of greeting cards in Walmart nothing could suprise me.

When you get a shot out of the trailer park you're going to fight tooth and nail to not have to go back there.

alowishus

2011-10-17 06:57:56 AM

Maybe it's too early, but I don't get the headline.

zappaisfrank

2011-10-17 07:09:41 AM

stuhayes2010

2011-10-17 07:18:35 AM

She might be cute but who could tell under all that make up.

Crudbucket

2011-10-17 07:26:09 AM

stuhayes2010: [www.hollywoodreporter.com image 349x466]

She might be cute but who could tell under all that make up.

She needs all that makeup or she'd blend right in with the background.

uncre8tv

2011-10-17 07:49:50 AM

I understand the hate for the Cyrus girl, but not for this one. She seems as legit as corporate musicians get these days. Plus I'd fark her silly. But that's pretty much a prerequisite for most performers these days.

Sock Ruh Tease

2011-10-17 07:59:12 AM

I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but Kanye West's cologne is the best perfume of all time.

Sybarite

2011-10-17 08:06:31 AM

Sure her music is awful, but it's country so who can tell the difference? As long as the Wal-Mart crowd keeps buying CDs (and they're about the only one's who do), her future is secure.

rev. dave

2011-10-17 08:22:54 AM

I would like a chance at being the inspiration for future songs.

oryx

2011-10-17 08:24:37 AM

Her eyes are too squinty.

mrsdish

2011-10-17 08:24:52 AM

stuhayes2010: [www.hollywoodreporter.com image 349x466]

She might be cute but who could tell under all that make up.

No make up:

Link (new window)

She has nice skin, and nice eyes...but she is sort of monotone in color. Like vanilla pudding. I still think she's a good role model, unlike most of the other celebrities. And her songs might not be awesome, but they are catchy.

DubyaHater

2011-10-17 08:35:14 AM

mrsdish: stuhayes2010: [www.hollywoodreporter.com image 349x466]

She might be cute but who could tell under all that make up.

No make up:

Link (new window)

She has nice skin, and nice eyes...but she is sort of monotone in color. Like vanilla pudding. I still think she's a good role model, unlike most of the other celebrities. And her songs might not be awesome, but they are catchy.

I've boned much, much, much, much, much uglier women. Not that she's ugly, I'm just sayin'. I enjoy some of her music too.

firegoat

2011-10-17 08:36:19 AM

she looks kind of like Charlize Theron in that picture.

Sarcastica75

2011-10-17 08:38:10 AM

Wow, headline of the year, buddy.

/I'm not your pal.
//I would have gone with "Cooterstank. Slather it on now... at Macy's."

Goonie_Goo_Goo

2011-10-17 08:38:41 AM

Her father is an ex-Wall St. exec who spent $4 Million to launch her career in Nashville.

/It's not who you know, it's who you blow...

www.hoax-slayer.com

Bastinado

2011-10-17 08:46:22 AM

Goonie_Goo_Goo: Her father is an ex-Wall St. exec who spent $4 Million to launch her career in Nashville.

/It's not who you know, it's who you blow...

[www.hoax-slayer.com image 500x375]

So.... ex Wall Street who lives in trailer park?

/just tryin to get my FARK derp sorted out

rickycal78

2011-10-17 08:47:33 AM

Sarcastica75: Wow, headline of the year, buddy.

/I'm not your pal.
//I would have gone with "Cooterstank. Slather it on now... at Macy's."

Hey now, some of us would pay good money for some cooterstank.

Skarekrough

2011-10-17 08:50:00 AM

Sybarite: Sure her music is awful, but it's country so who can tell the difference? As long as the Wal-Mart crowd keeps buying CDs (and they're about the only one's who do), her future is secure.

Buck Owens would like to have a word with you.

cygnusx13

2011-10-17 08:52:41 AM

the lanatic: Took my daughter to see her a couple of weeks ago. Her concert was incredibly good. It's like going to a Broadway show. Surprised my daughter with the tickets and a sample of Wonderstruck perfume for her birthday. The perfume actually smelled really good.

/End CSB

That story is actually just a /SB

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion

2011-10-17 08:54:12 AM

Goonie_Goo_Goo: Her father is an ex-Wall St. exec who spent $4 Million to launch her career in Nashville.

/It's not who you know, it's who you blow...

[www.hoax-slayer.com image 500x375]

Wait, are you saying she had to blow her dad in order to become famous?

Robert1966

2011-10-17 09:04:12 AM

alowishus: Maybe it's too early, but I don't get the headline.

Goonie_Goo_Goo

2011-10-17 09:11:38 AM

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion:

Wait, are you saying she had to blow her dad in order to become famous?

Yes. In a trailer park. For $4 million.

cygnusx13

2011-10-17 09:22:46 AM

Robert1966: alowishus: Maybe it's too early, but I don't get the headline.

I think subby is intimating that Ms. swift pooted.

urban.derelict

2011-10-17 09:44:58 AM

alowishus: Maybe it's too early, but I don't get the headline.

http://seymorebuttscompleteguidetofemaleejaculation.jpg/

/amateur
//see americanpie6.mov for starters

fatalvenom

2011-10-17 10:07:10 AM

Bunz

2011-10-17 10:19:58 AM

I don't get all the hate for her either. I think she's cute and is a much better role model then all those other teeny boppers. Sure, I'm not a fan of her music, but if I had a daughter I'd much rather she followed Taylor as opposed to all the other train wrecks out there.

Yeah, I also didn't quite get the headline either. Figured it could have gone a few ways but none of them really entertaining enough to think all the way through.

Timmy the Tumor

2011-10-17 10:49:11 AM

Sarcastica75

2011-10-17 10:53:25 AM

kvinesknows

2011-10-17 11:02:49 AM

Timmy the Tumor: the lanatic: Took my daughter to see her a couple of weeks ago. Her concert was incredibly good. It's like going to a Broadway show. Surprised my daughter with the tickets and a sample of Wonderstruck perfume for her birthday. The perfume actually smelled really good.

/End CSB

Yeah? Did you get laid?

/coffee out the nose is an interesting way to start the day

Odd Bird

2011-10-17 11:08:31 AM

rickycal78: Sarcastica75: Wow, headline of the year, buddy.

/I'm not your pal.
//I would have gone with "Cooterstank. Slather it on now... at Macy's."

Hey now, some of us would pay good money for some cooterstank.

So you'd pay to smell my frank and beans?

Don't get the hate for her; I would much rather hear her covering Joan Jett on SNF than HWJr on MNF.

/not that I have to worry about HWJr anymore :-)

Sarcastica75

2011-10-17 11:13:13 AM

Odd Bird: rickycal78: Sarcastica75: Wow, headline of the year, buddy.

/I'm not your pal.
//I would have gone with "Cooterstank. Slather it on now... at Macy's."

Hey now, some of us would pay good money for some cooterstank.

So you'd pay to smell my frank and beans?

Don't get the hate for her; I would much rather hear her covering Joan Jett on SNF than HWJr on MNF.

/not that I have to worry about HWJr anymore :-)

Who is hating? Yo, I'm really sorry for you and I'ma let you finish but Cooterstank is one of the best fragrances of all time.

Dr J Zoidberg

2011-10-17 11:16:30 AM

fatalvenom: [i1045.photobucket.com image 640x481]

Roll Tide!

VvonderJesus

2011-10-17 11:22:24 AM

Goonie_Goo_Goo: Her father is an ex-Wall St. exec who spent $4 Million to launch her career in Nashville.

#OccupyTaylorSwift

DarkPascual

2011-10-17 11:26:01 AM

She's cute, her music doesn't made me want to stab my ears with a screwdriver... She's OK...

Knara

2011-10-17 11:30:31 AM

Bunz: I don't get all the hate for her either. I think she's cute and is a much better role model then all those other teeny boppers. Sure, I'm not a fan of her music, but if I had a daughter I'd much rather she followed Taylor as opposed to all the other train wrecks out there.

Yeah, I also didn't quite get the headline either. Figured it could have gone a few ways but none of them really entertaining enough to think all the way through.

It's the Fark famous person hating brigade. They've mastered the art of hating people they don't know while simultaneously wanting to be (with) them.

/same shiat different day

ThisNameSux

2011-10-17 11:44:25 AM

I'm not a huge fan but she has some good songs, is cute, has great legs and seems to have her head together. Stop hating, you farking basement dwellers.

Timmy the Tumor

2011-10-17 11:49:42 AM

If the perfume tanks, will she write a series of songs about how it broke her heart?

groppet

2011-10-17 12:05:43 PM

Not a fan of her music but Id hit it a few times and let her make a sad song about it

Bunz

2011-10-17 12:07:20 PM

Knara: Bunz: I don't get all the hate for her either. I think she's cute and is a much better role model then all those other teeny boppers. Sure, I'm not a fan of her music, but if I had a daughter I'd much rather she followed Taylor as opposed to all the other train wrecks out there.

Yeah, I also didn't quite get the headline either. Figured it could have gone a few ways but none of them really entertaining enough to think all the way through.

It's the Fark famous person hating brigade. They've mastered the art of hating people they don't know while simultaneously wanting to be (with) them.

/same shiat different day

Good point. I've been her long enough to know this but sometimes my common sense kicks in or I forget I'm on Fark. Thanks for the wake up slap.

ChubbyTiger

2011-10-17 12:26:55 PM

I'll just chime in with more of the same: she's cute, basically inoffensive, cute, and doesn't (appear) to get drunk/high/low/tight/&c in public. I won't buy her CDs, but I'm not going to hate.

Catattack

2011-10-17 12:29:21 PM

Go Alabama!

Toy_Cop

2011-10-17 12:36:37 PM

fatalvenom: [i1045.photobucket.com image 640x481]

damn, so did that team win or what?

Smeggy Smurf

2011-10-17 12:36:45 PM

Sybarite: Sure her music is awful, but it's country so who can tell the difference? As long as the Wal-Mart crowd keeps buying CDs (and they're about the only one's who do), her future is secure.

You take that back or I'll send the Deacons from the Church of Hank to go shiat in your shoes.

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