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		Christina Hendricks on life with her husband: "We take turns being the chef and sous chef." This has to be a euphemism for something, but I don't know what (people.com)		76
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Gig103

2011-10-16 07:46:45 PM

If Hell's Kitchen has taught me anything, it means that they take turns screaming at each other.

ecmoRandomNumbers

2011-10-16 07:49:42 PM

Sous means "under." So... yeah.

Theaetetus

2011-10-16 07:54:37 PM

I guess he found out where to get a pair of those "wonderful toys".

Mugato

2011-10-16 07:57:11 PM

I think that it means she and her husband chase criminals for fun and profit.

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Chariset

2011-10-16 08:05:32 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Sous means "under." So... yeah.

Kinky!

teto85

2011-10-16 09:01:04 PM

The chef is dominant and the sous-chef is submissive.

I mean the chef is in charge and tells the sous chef what to do.

I mean...

AbbeySomeone

2011-10-16 09:25:56 PM

That isn't the most flattering photo I have seen of her.

fusillade762

2011-10-16 09:53:39 PM

Two boobies threads in a row, YAY!

Ryker's Peninsula

2011-10-16 11:36:17 PM

It means they're both fat.

FunkOut

2011-10-16 11:38:58 PM

It means Gordon Ramsey suddenly shows up and calls them stupid donkeys and says their kitchen is farking disgusting and their food makes him want to puke.

Surool

2011-10-16 11:40:36 PM

Has anyone noticed that her breasts are somewhat large?

Apos

2011-10-16 11:45:49 PM

fusillade762: Two boobies threads in a row, YAY!

Bears repeating.

unicron702

2011-10-16 11:46:26 PM

I know what life is like for him: He wakes up, Satan appears at the foot of his bed laughing while holding the lucky bastard's soul.

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion

2011-10-16 11:56:25 PM

"Christina Hendricks on life with her husband, the Snozzberries guy..."

Iczer

2011-10-17 12:00:22 AM

I think my brain overloaded on innuendos for that.

/well, both brains really
//giggidy

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion

2011-10-17 12:02:31 AM

Apos: fusillade762: Two boobies threads in a row, YAY!

Bears repeating.

fusillade762

2011-10-17 12:10:56 AM

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Apos: fusillade762: Two boobies threads in a row, YAY!

Bears repeating.

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Dammit! Count on someone like Jason Lee to ruin things. I wanted to be the meat in this sandwich!

Klippoklondike

2011-10-17 12:12:34 AM

She plays a cheap skank who gets a shotgun blast to the face in Drive. And no, that's not a euphemism either.

FerneJohn

2011-10-17 12:15:15 AM

Klippoklondike: She plays a cheap skank who gets a shotgun blast to the face in Drive. And no, that's not a euphemism either.

I liked her in that movie, though her role was maybe 10 minutes.

funktilious_j

2011-10-17 12:27:08 AM

well, if it was anything like the last restaurant I worked in, the chef was worthless as a bag of dicks, and the sous chefs all left to work for a top chef guy.

serial arseonist

2011-10-17 01:37:40 AM

FTFA "I love having the crap scared out of me!"

Oooooh Scaturday!

abb3w

2011-10-17 01:52:33 AM

He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato. - Commander Vimes, in Terry Pratchett's novel The Fifth Elephant

/and what a tomato!

sirrerun

2011-10-17 01:58:04 AM

fusillade762: Two boobies threads in a row, YAY!

Jason Lee has really let himself go.

grinding_journalist

2011-10-17 01:58:37 AM

fusillade762: Two boobies threads in a row, YAY!

...that are both remarkably lacking in pics.

PullItOut

2011-10-17 02:14:29 AM

abb3w: He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato. - Commander Vimes, in Terry Pratchett's novel The Fifth Elephant

/and what a tomato!

Yet another reason your posts come up highlighted. Thanks for that reminder...haven't read that one since right after it came out.

/Lady Ramkin's bosom rose and fell like an empire.
//Appropriate in a Hendricks thread, methinks.

Handsome B. Wonderful

2011-10-17 02:17:09 AM

I think it means she eats a lot.

zekeburger

2011-10-17 02:28:26 AM

So she farks him in the ass with a strap-on?

Not_Todd

2011-10-17 02:35:20 AM

Add water, makes it's own sauce.

JimmySlicings

2011-10-17 03:06:26 AM

Not_Todd: Add water, makes it's own sauce.

Oh, you were the girl that was stuck to seat 38 on Fido 3. Why don't you get in position now and take a deep breath?

jaytkay

2011-10-17 04:25:52 AM

Doctor Jan Itor

2011-10-17 05:07:41 AM

I think Fark has reached maximum Hendricks.

/Whar Mad Men? WHAR

Burr

2011-10-17 06:28:40 AM

This is making me freak out, man!

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Callahan'sMartiniShaker

2011-10-17 07:55:45 AM

I like her. I do. I think she's an amazing actress, and she doesn't need to be pretty for that to be true . . . .

But WTF is with that picture? It's like someone pointed a strobe flash in her eyes and then shot it with a kodak disposable camera from the drugstore while she was blinded.

Then ran to sell itnto TMZ to prove she's overrated.

// will be happy to listen to her read the phone book. She's a really good actress.

TravisBickle62

2011-10-17 08:14:14 AM

Doctor Jan Itor: I think Fark has reached maximum Hendricks.

/Whar Mad Men? WHAR

Yeah she used to be good for 180 comments

Wellon Dowd

2011-10-17 09:00:18 AM

abhorrent1

2011-10-17 09:41:15 AM

Maybe you should stay away from the kitchen for a while, fatty.

cryinoutloud

2011-10-17 09:56:19 AM

abhorrent1: Maybe you should stay away from the kitchen for a while, fatty.

It's her husband's fault. He's fattening her up so that the internet will quit fapping to her.

And that movie she was just in--I Don't Know How She Does It with Sarah Jessica Parker? It made about 4 dollars.

abb3w

2011-10-17 10:03:05 AM

cryinoutloud: He's fattening her up so that the internet will quit fapping to her.

Obviously someone unfamiliar with the incredible assortment of fetishes available on the internet.

Andrew Wiggin

2011-10-17 10:04:49 AM

cryinoutloud: He's fattening her up so that the internet will quit fapping to her.

yeah. that'll stop me.

SnakeMan

2011-10-17 10:33:09 AM

abhorrent1: Maybe you should stay away from the kitchen for a while, fatty.

God-farking-dammit, somebody snaps one picture at the exact moment when her boobs are stretched out from BENDING OVER and the whole Internet turns on her. "DURRR SHES A WHALE LOL FATTY FAT FAT DERP!!1!"

Handsome B. Wonderful

2011-10-17 10:39:23 AM

SnakeMan: God-farking-dammit, somebody snaps one picture at the exact moment when her boobs are stretched out from BENDING OVER and the whole Internet turns on her. "DURRR SHES A WHALE LOL FATTY FAT FAT DERP!!1!"

No, she's a fatty because she's been sporting a gut for years, just no one looked below her chest for a long time.

Amurica...Fark Ya!

2011-10-17 11:01:55 AM

Handsome B. Wonderful: SnakeMan: God-farking-dammit, somebody snaps one picture at the exact moment when her boobs are stretched out from BENDING OVER and the whole Internet turns on her. "DURRR SHES A WHALE LOL FATTY FAT FAT DERP!!1!"

No, she's a fatty because she's been sporting a gut for years, just no one looked below her chest for a long time.

Yup.

/truth hurts

fatalvenom

2011-10-17 11:01:56 AM

Ryker's Peninsula: It means they're both fat.

SnakeMan

2011-10-17 11:04:58 AM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Handsome B. Wonderful: SnakeMan: God-farking-dammit, somebody snaps one picture at the exact moment when her boobs are stretched out from BENDING OVER and the whole Internet turns on her. "DURRR SHES A WHALE LOL FATTY FAT FAT DERP!!1!"

No, she's a fatty because she's been sporting a gut for years, just no one looked below her chest for a long time.

Yup.

/truth hurts

Uh huh. And this is your honest unbiased opinion, that you've held for years, and is not at all you jumping on the bandwagon of whatever the Fark hive mind determines is the next celebrity to hate on?

PsyLord

2011-10-17 11:06:33 AM

No thanks. I prefer Catherine Bell. Plus she's recently separated from her husband.

Link (new window)

/has a shot!
//not really

cryinoutloud

2011-10-17 11:14:48 AM

Oh yeah, I forgot you guys liked porkers. Just as long as they have big boobs.

SnakeMan

2011-10-17 11:17:27 AM

cryinoutloud: Oh yeah, I forgot you guys liked porkers. Just as long as they have big boobs.

Who are you yelling at? As I said before, the Fark hive mind has turned against Ms. Hendricks and decided she's not good enough for them.

Knara

2011-10-17 11:35:37 AM

SnakeMan: abhorrent1: Maybe you should stay away from the kitchen for a while, fatty.

God-farking-dammit, somebody snaps one picture at the exact moment when her boobs are stretched out from BENDING OVER and the whole Internet turns on her. "DURRR SHES A WHALE LOL FATTY FAT FAT DERP!!1!"

Calm down Francis. Haters gonna hate.

Lsherm

2011-10-17 11:37:48 AM

cryinoutloud: And that movie she was just in--I Don't Know How She Does It with Sarah Jessica Parker? It made about 4 dollars.

That was Mr. Ed's fault, if Salon.com is to be believed. (new window)

abb3w

2011-10-17 12:03:15 PM

SnakeMan: As I said before, the Fark hive mind has turned against Ms. Hendricks and decided she's not good enough for them.

Speak for yourself. Perhaps I'm the exception at this point, and it's hard to dispute the claim that I have relatively low standards; however, I still wouldn't mind the opportunity to mess around in her kitchen.

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