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(Starpulse)   Salma Hayek reveals just how she stays sexy as hell at 45   (starpulse.com) divider line 57
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2011-10-16 07:41:39 PM
Nair?
 
2011-10-16 07:46:45 PM
Lots of cream on her face.
 
2011-10-16 07:49:39 PM
blood sacrifice and vampirism?
 
2011-10-16 07:51:10 PM
Regardless of what has brought her this far, the only way she'll stay sexy after 45 is sex with me.

Twice. Daily.
 
CDP [TotalFark]
2011-10-16 08:06:17 PM
i132.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-16 08:09:43 PM
She does lack the stress of not being married to a billionaire. That has to help.
 
2011-10-16 08:14:17 PM

bighasbeen: Lots of cream on her face.


Well, if that's all she needs, I'll be happy to provide it for her. Every day, if need be.
 
2011-10-16 08:32:28 PM
Wow, if this one goes green at the same time as the Hendricks thread above the Entertainment tab is going to be boobtacular tonight!
 
2011-10-16 08:59:07 PM

Mugato: She does lack the stress of not being married to a billionaire. That has to help.


Billionaires have to be good for something besides compost.

Keeping Ms. Hayek hot is a service to the world.
 
2011-10-16 09:19:57 PM
 
2011-10-16 10:16:22 PM
londontips.info
 
2011-10-16 10:17:32 PM
She's sexy to begin with?
 
2011-10-16 10:19:02 PM
She left out the daily oil rubs I give after she steps out of the shower.

/God I wish...
 
2011-10-16 10:32:36 PM
She's staying sexy by doing a voice in an animated movie?

I guess if you're bad at logic you can always write celebrity interviews.
 
2011-10-16 10:35:14 PM
Ok Farkers, I give. I'll let you in on a little secret. She stays sexy by swallowing a load of my man goo every hour.
 
2011-10-16 10:35:31 PM
So much woman, so little that will cooperate with me....
 
2011-10-16 10:38:20 PM
Does the answer rhyme with "spastic perjury"?
 
2011-10-16 10:38:48 PM
Cheap fabric and dim lighting.
 
2011-10-16 10:39:30 PM

elchip: Om nom nom (NSFW)


What is that, I must own it.
 
2011-10-16 10:41:42 PM

PizzaJedi81: elchip: Om nom nom (NSFW)

What is that, I must own it.


Frida
 
2011-10-16 10:53:34 PM

HappyLittleTree: She's sexy to begin with?


Are you kidding?
 
2011-10-16 10:55:38 PM

Mugato: HappyLittleTree: She's sexy to begin with?

Are you kidding?


I don't think he's questioning that she's sexy, I think he's saying that she's sexy at 45 because she was sexy to start with.
 
2011-10-16 11:03:02 PM

TheLopper: Cheap fabric and dim lighting


www.seinfeldonline.com

That's how you move merchandise.
 
2011-10-16 11:07:03 PM
oh yea... staying on topic.....

seriesport.info

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t1.gstatic.com
 
2011-10-16 11:33:55 PM
Step 1: Be Salma Hayek
Step 2: There is no step 2
 
ecl
2011-10-16 11:38:52 PM
I summon pictures.
 
2011-10-16 11:45:19 PM

JimmySlicings: TheLopper: Cheap fabric and dim lighting

[www.seinfeldonline.com image 390x263]

That's how you move merchandise.


Oh right. Damn. I confuse the two sometimes.
 
2011-10-17 12:00:20 AM
Stand next to an ugly old man?
 
2011-10-17 12:25:00 AM
I would French kiss the last man that ate her arsehole.
 
2011-10-17 12:35:56 AM
"By having huge hooters"
 
2011-10-17 01:03:27 AM
Doesn't she smoke like crazy? I would be amazed if she hasn't had botox or worse. I would still yeah, you betcha I would, like a rabid horndog. I give her 7 or 8 more years before she ends up with some wonky-ass Burt Reynolds eyes and talks like Greta.
 
2011-10-17 01:05:42 AM
Darn! I was hoping it had something to do with having sexual relations with various ardent fans.
 
2011-10-17 02:09:38 AM
photoshop?
 
2011-10-17 02:57:46 AM

violentsalvation: Doesn't she smoke like crazy? I would be amazed if she hasn't had botox or worse. I would still yeah, you betcha I would, like a rabid horndog. I give her 7 or 8 more years before she ends up with some wonky-ass Burt Reynolds eyes and talks like Greta.


Always gotta be one in every thread.

i.imgur.com
 
2011-10-17 03:02:01 AM
Injections of wasp royal jelly serum?
 
2011-10-17 03:28:23 AM
If it's by bathing in human blood, I'll happily volunteer a pint every couple of weeks...

/very nearly an armful...
 
Skr
2011-10-17 04:02:31 AM
I think her secret is that she drinks copious amounts of water.
 
2011-10-17 06:11:46 AM

rickycal78: Mugato: HappyLittleTree: She's sexy to begin with?

Are you kidding?

I don't think he's questioning that she's sexy, I think he's saying that she's sexy at 45 because she was sexy to start with.


Yup.
 
2011-10-17 06:57:35 AM

Mugato: She does lack the stress of not being married to a billionaire. That has to help.


^. And a French billionaire at that. As much sleeping around as they do, he probably doesn't care if she grabs a bit of strange on the side, so long as she doesn't get pregnant.
 
2011-10-17 07:00:16 AM
Yeah, but those latinos go bad fast, like overnight almost...when they hit about 55.
 
2011-10-17 07:24:26 AM
i'm guessing being born Lebanese and latina helps
 
2011-10-17 07:26:11 AM

bossuniversalAA: i'm guessing being born Lebanese and latina helps


If so, that's good news for Shakira.
 
2011-10-17 07:38:38 AM
It rhymes with "jig toobs",
 
2011-10-17 09:07:58 AM
exparrot Quote 2011-10-17 07:38:38 AM
It rhymes with "jig toobs",


Jiffy Lube?

Big boots?

Fig Newtons?

I can't stand it. What is it?
 
2011-10-17 09:22:44 AM
She makes beautiful women look plain.

What creams is she using? They should get her to shill for them. They make a fortune. i'd buy a bucket for my wife.
 
2011-10-17 09:59:30 AM

bossuniversalAA: i'm guessing being born Lebanese and latina helps


I thought it was a choice?
 
2011-10-17 10:00:55 AM
She is 45? Hell. That is fairly unbelievable. Whatever it is, she is one of the hottest women alive.
 
2011-10-17 10:14:16 AM
A daily bath with the breast milk of a hundred virgins
 
2011-10-17 11:36:02 AM

bulok: A daily bath with the breast milk of a hundred virgins


Virgins have breast milk?
 
2011-10-17 11:50:38 AM

ukexpat: bulok: A daily bath with the breast milk of a hundred virgins

Virgins have breast milk?


Science can do amazing things.
 
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