That ain't right

.....the aristocrats

A weenie-whack, a weenie-whack, a weenie-whack, a weenie-whack,
a weenie-whack, a weenie-whack, a weenie-whack, a weenie-whack...

In the bedroom, the upstairs bedroom, John Bobbit sleeps tonight...
In the kitchen, the downstairs kitchen, Lorena Grabs her knife....

Eeeeee-e-e-e-e......

HAMMERTOE: A weenie-whack, a weenie-whack, a weenie-whack, a weenie-whack,
a weenie-whack, a weenie-whack, a weenie-whack, a weenie-whack...

In the bedroom, the upstairs bedroom, John Bobbit sleeps tonight...
In the kitchen, the downstairs kitchen, Lorena Grabs her knife....

Eeeeee-e-e-e-e......

LOL.... I have never heard that before......

Pic from the article page:



"... and then she cut, cut the penis with the scissors..."

Scottybobotty: HAMMERTOE: A weenie-whack, a weenie-whack, a weenie-whack, a weenie-whack,
a weenie-whack, a weenie-whack, a weenie-whack, a weenie-whack...

In the bedroom, the upstairs bedroom, John Bobbit sleeps tonight...
In the kitchen, the downstairs kitchen, Lorena Grabs her knife....

Eeeeee-e-e-e-e......

LOL.... I have never heard that before......


I pray to god I never hear it!

Chopping penises off is sooooooo passe.

Now the balls...that's the sweet spot.

i assure you

Karaoke.

Ooh she cut my wiener off. My wiener off. Then her lawyer got her off. My Lorena.

Sounds like somebody went off half-cocked.

Amos Quito: Pic from the article page:

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"... and then she cut, cut the penis with the scissors..."

Lulz.

Here's the video on Taiwanese news, with computer generated reenactment and everything. They show the woman (I think) who did it and she's pretty gleeful in describing what happened.

Link (new window)

Google translate gave this with the video. Apparently she got someone to phone for an ambulance first, then waited to hear the siren before cutting it off:

Re: Woman cuts of boyfriend's penis with scissors in Taiwan

"I do not to others with less than" Vinegar Creek woman cut her boyfriend lost lifeblood
October 16, 2011
[Li Zongyou, Lien Ci, Chih-Hung Wang ╱ connection] reported a woman in Chiayi County to sell snack unveils laugh, cohabitant was lazy, but also take her hard earned money to buy drugs, playing a woman, the woman warned the other invalid, yesterday morning drugs and sleeping pills while her boyfriend sleeping, take the scissors to cut off the lifeblood of her boyfriend, and the cut penis thrown into the Pachang Creek rescue, and then surrendered to police, she said angrily: "I do not give people with less than! "boyfriend after hospital surgery, the penis only 2 cm.

Women's Pan Xue E (30 years) no regrets brazenly cut boyfriend Wengrui Hong (29 years) lifeline, she said: "is to give him a lesson, so that he can play only balls." Female Pan by police sent to do heavy assault, the prosecution allowed to charge the sound. Lawyer Tang Shumin said the most important re-injury at 12 years, turned himself in, although can be commuted, but is required by the mens rea sentencing.
Police investigation, Pan is a Vietnamese woman, married to Taiwan 10 years ago, gave birth to sons and daughters, divorced five years ago, children from the ex-husband to take care of , she was a refreshment area in Matou, Tainan PeiJiu; 2 years ago, drug awareness and unemployed men, Chiayi County Yijhu Wengrui Hong, and later admitted to Weng, six pre-existence of women, from mother to take care of Weng.

Notice and then helping them to castrate
Pan F Every day from 1:00 am unveils the next day, the monthly earning of $ 30,000. She said she has four brothers in Vietnam, and a sister by her aid, but also buy milk and pay her expenses Weng, life difficulties, Dion men do not work do not understand her, and often asked her for money to buy drugs, playing a woman , also often beat her, repeatedly advised not to listen, her gas, however, 4 days ago we bought a pair of scissors hidden at home.
Three days ago, Dion men and women home binge drinking, Pan female voice choking with anger: "You again so I'll cut your little brother!" The mother complained to Weng, Weng said they would cut off the lifeblood of men, but Weng mother thought she was talking about gas, I do not complain.

The first attack, call an ambulance and then
Pan woman home from work yesterday morning, Weng man asked her for three thousand dollars to buy drugs, Pan female cyclists set out to buy his home after heroin injections, Dion men sleep after swallowing four sleeping pills. Pan female Yuxiang Yu gas, early in the morning about 5:00 boyfriend decided to cut the lifeline.
In order to avoid excessive bleeding boyfriend, Steven female first home on a passer-by said first corner there are family members were injured, please call an ambulance the other side, then back to the house cut out Lee, Weng Nan Neiku off, and so heard the ambulance sirens, the knife cut her boyfriend lifeblood.
Pan left holding the woman's boyfriend bloody lifeblood, the scissors on the motorcycle foot board, ride out, she asked the ambulance crew met in the alley, but the guidelines: "These are home Kuaiqu Jiu man!" Then accelerated travel to Tainan, Chiayi and Tainan after the junction of Bridge Ministry of Health, she shut the bridge Weng throw Pachang Creek rescue the men to quit, and then in the sub-surrender to the salt water.
Police said the woman with scissors Pan yesterday morning, full of blood into the police station to report hand, said: "I want to surrender, I rattle off a boyfriend!" Duty officer was shocked, and quickly contact points in the incident to the meaning of the bamboo.

Man asleep not Hantong
And when the ambulance personnel to enter Weng, Weng male lower body bleeding also asleep, woke up when the hospital, still not knowing what was happening. U.S. hospital emergency department Tainan Liu Yingqi Hugeng Wei, deputy director, said Weng male lower body heavy bleeding, but no Hantong, estimated blood loss of thousands of cc, after debridement and suture surgery, leaving about 2 cm penis, the testicles do not hurt. The hospital said that Taiwan is not erection penis length is 5 to 10 cm, judged Weng male penis was cut at least two-thirds.
Urology, Tainan Hospital Wing Koncz, director Kun-Hung Shen said the United States, Dion men left there about 2 cm of the penis and urethral sponge, the future remain voiding and erectile function, but the rest of the penis length is not enough, nor the glans, it is the future of degree of pleasure of life will be greatly reduced.

Neighbors: good to his wife
Weng penis was cut for why men do not hurt? Sheng-Che Lin Tainan City Health Secretary said, the pain index points 10, the penis has been cut is 7-10 severe pain. Chiayi Christian Hospital, said family medicine physician Weng Wenjie, WENG eat four male injection drug overdose with sleeping pills, there may be a temporary coma, so I do not know pain.
Police yesterday asked why female Pan Aung male lifeline thrown to the river? She said: "I do not give people with less than!" She said, Weng male penis length, start easy, once you cut it, "so that he can play left Egg."
Weng said the mother, did not think so hard-hearted female Pan. Weng lifeblood of men were cut off, frighten a neighbor, said: "That must be painful now! Later to his wife a little better!"
Chung Cheng University, Professor and Head of the Institute of Criminology Director Zhengrui Long said that the penis is the woman directly associated with men cheating tool will do with the means to cut a devastating retaliation, which is a kind of "I did not get, others not even think to get" mentality.

Off the lifeblood retaliation case
2009/04/16 New Taipei female butcher Jiang Wu A long silver unhappy husband having an affair, while her husband asleep and chopped off the penis would kill her husband, was sentenced to 14 years, into the hanging death of the former prison.
2006/07/31 Huang, Nantou County, when the police suspect the woman's husband having an affair, drugged her husband tied the hands and feet, take a knife under the penis and testicles, thrown into the toilet away. Yellow woman is under heavy assault, sentenced to 1 year in August.
2006/06/11 Kaohsiung woman suspected her husband Panxiu affair, while her husband drunk asleep, unconscious husband holding a stick, knife and then cut off the penis, thrown into the toilet away. Her husband died because of intracranial hemorrhage, Pan woman was sentenced in accordance with murder.
2006/03/17 Nantou woman suspected her husband in China, Tang Ailing mistresses, while her husband slept, took scissors to cut off the penis, through the hospital back. Tang women were under heavy assault, sentenced to 2 years and 8 months.
Source: "Apple" Room

Apparently, this is actually a big problem in Taiwan. This is a pretty common form of retribution for having an affair.

colithian: Apparently, this is actually a big problem in Taiwan. This is a pretty common form of retribution for having an affair.

It's even more common in Vietnam, and this woman was actually Vietnamese. The chick in California was also Vietnamese. A Vietnamese woman did the same in Alaska, and another in Vancouver, all in the past 10 years.

jabelar: Google translate gave this with the video. Apparently she got someone to phone for an ambulance first, then waited to hear the siren before cutting it off:

Re: Woman cuts of boyfriend's penis with scissors in Taiwan

"I do not to others with less than" Vinegar Creek woman cut her boyfriend lost lifeblood
October 16, 2011
[Li Zongyou, Lien Ci, Chih-Hung Wang ╱


Not anymore.

colithian: Apparently, this is actually a big problem in Taiwan.


Yeah, but it's gettin' smaller.

jabelar: colithian: Apparently, this is actually a big problem in Taiwan. This is a pretty common form of retribution for having an affair.

It's even more common in Vietnam, and this woman was actually Vietnamese. The chick in California was also Vietnamese. A Vietnamese woman did the same in Alaska, and another in Vancouver, all in the past 10 years.


Those Vietnamese vixens are venomous, vile and vicious to their victims!

?? (new window)

/Leaves disappointed

I'm guessing this is something about how this could all be solved by the free market. More likely, it's something about how all women are heartless biatches which is why your dick's been so dry for 10 years.

It's much more satisfying to cut a man down with quick wit, not scissors. Poorly done!

Amos Quito: jabelar: colithian: Apparently, this is actually a big problem in Taiwan. This is a pretty common form of retribution for having an affair.

It's even more common in Vietnam, and this woman was actually Vietnamese. The chick in California was also Vietnamese. A Vietnamese woman did the same in Alaska, and another in Vancouver, all in the past 10 years.

Those Vietnamese vixens are venomous, vile and vicious to their victims!

My girlfriend is Vietnamese and she made scissor motions with her fingers at me when I mentioned this thread.

she had worked at a local karaoke shop to support the family since the pair married two years ago.

Her husband's affair with another woman, which he did not attempt to hide, prompted her revenge, the suspect said, according to police.

It's a mistake to think that just because your wife screws guys for cash that you can have some side on the side too. Doesn't work that way in her mind.

Glendale: Amos Quito: jabelar: colithian: Apparently, this is actually a big problem in Taiwan. This is a pretty common form of retribution for having an affair.

It's even more common in Vietnam, and this woman was actually Vietnamese. The chick in California was also Vietnamese. A Vietnamese woman did the same in Alaska, and another in Vancouver, all in the past 10 years.

Those Vietnamese vixens are venomous, vile and vicious to their victims!

My girlfriend is Vietnamese and she made scissor motions with her fingers at me when I mentioned this thread.

Better dump the girlfriend!

The reviews are in: he got Panned.

Bob_Sled: Glendale: Amos Quito: jabelar: colithian: Apparently, this is actually a big problem in Taiwan. This is a pretty common form of retribution for having an affair.

It's even more common in Vietnam, and this woman was actually Vietnamese. The chick in California was also Vietnamese. A Vietnamese woman did the same in Alaska, and another in Vancouver, all in the past 10 years.

Those Vietnamese vixens are venomous, vile and vicious to their victims!

My girlfriend is Vietnamese and she made scissor motions with her fingers at me when I mentioned this thread.

Better dump the girlfriend!

And end up as the next Fark headline? She has scissors.

Would it also be funny if a man cut off a woman's breasts?

jabelar: colithian: Apparently, this is actually a big problem in Taiwan. This is a pretty common form of retribution for having an affair.

It's even more common in Vietnam, and this woman was actually Vietnamese. The chick in California was also Vietnamese. A Vietnamese woman did the same in Alaska, and another in Vancouver, all in the past 10 years.

Alarmingly frequent in Thailand, where they even came up with the euphemism "Feeding The Ducks", because the attacker might feed it to the ducks to ensure it cannot be reattached.

Can't believe nobody has linked this (new window).

Now separated from his better half

JesusJuice: Would it also be funny if a man cut off a woman's breasts?

Depends on if he wore one of them as a hat and drove around in a Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable.

/obscure enough?

Oznog: jabelar: colithian: Apparently, this is actually a big problem in Taiwan. This is a pretty common form of retribution for having an affair.

It's even more common in Vietnam, and this woman was actually Vietnamese. The chick in California was also Vietnamese. A Vietnamese woman did the same in Alaska, and another in Vancouver, all in the past 10 years.

Alarmingly frequent in Thailand, where they even came up with the euphemism "Feeding The Ducks", because the attacker might feed it to the ducks to ensure it cannot be reattached.

Yeah, there are a couple Thai surgeons who specialize in reattaching penises and have performed the procedure dozens of times over their career.

Very common in China as well
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cases_of_penis_removal (new window)

This is great news! I love Lorena Bobbitt's work, especially All Souls Night.

She did it phở revenge.

I have a date with a Vietnamese karaoke worker later tonight, so I am NOT getting a kick out of these replies.

asian chicks are crazy

Gaylord Fister: asian chicks are crazy.

It seems to me that the solution here would be for Asian chicks to only date other Asian chicks.

With pictures and occasional video, of course.