Someone has a boner...

Dinotopia : the XXX necrophile educational parody. Brought to you by your local PBS station, funded by viewers like you, ya sick bastard.

In an effort to compete with other channels "extreme" science shows, National Geographic takes it a step too far with "Fossil F*ckers".

For obvious reasons, scientists have decided to rename the dinosaur Mega-saur-ass.

Open the door/ get on the floor/ everybody hump the dinosaur!

You promise this picture won't end up on the internet?

"Seeing how much weight we lost makes me sooo horny!!"

Ha ha! Looks like Frank and Ernie got boned.

We ruled the Earth for thousands of years only to wide up as exhibits in the National Gay Sex Museum (NTTATWWT)

Some scientist believe the T-Rex mastered the use of tools and developed in to societies. As they progressed, they began to take for granted their positions at the top of the food chain and became easy pickings for disease and other predators. They also relied more on their tools and became lackadaisical preferring pleasure over work.

Here, scientist believe these two behemoths were watching porn on their big screen television and did not heed the warning about a large meteor. Sadly, they died before seeing big finale when the female T-Rex receives a visit from the pool boy, cable installer and pizza delivery T-Rex.

After a few million of years of world domination, dinosaurs eventually needed to watch porn in order to get it up.

Well, I always wondered how they got the tail out of the way.

"Hey Hank, can you believe there's another conservative nutjob outside who says all this gay sex will make us go extinct? I swear their brains couldn't get any smaller."