Let us cavort like the Las Vegans of old ....You know the ones I mean

Not impressed.

If you're in Vegas, and you'd like to indulge in a spot of debauchery, you can't beat Le Nôtre Patisserie, in the Paris Hotel. French-quality patisserie combined with American-sized portions. Spectacular!

Of yeah, and the Atomic Testing Museum is pretty cool, too.

What do you mean, I have strange tastes?

One of the many things I loved about True Grit... they used the word "debauch" as a singular, countable noun. Very obscure base form of the suffixed word "debauchery", which makes it an uncountable noun. "Let us hold a debauch tonight". Sure, what time?

Why would anybody go there if not for the debauchery? I mean it sure as hell isn't for the scenery.

You Cant Explain That: If you don't want your conference goers to act like they are in Vegas, then pick a different farking town to hold your conference.

Convention goers act that way in what ever town they are in.

pottie: Why would anybody go there if not for the debauchery? I mean it sure as hell isn't for the scenery.

There's quite a bit of good scenery in Vegas if you know where to go.

And are willing to pay a $30 to $50 cover charge.

Well, to be honest, if they wanted super awesome gay debauchery they should have held this con in Salt Lake City.

If you knit a small hat, a snowball might last a few minutes in hell...

Yeah... good luck with that.

There are a few non-casino hotels in Vegas. I stayed at one where we had a meeting. I don't gamble much, so no big deal. But it was right under the take-off path of the airport.

I don't really have any comment about the article, other than to recall what happened after the stories of Tailhook came out (not a pun). If openly gay service members engage in inappropriate behavior, I suspect there are whole sections of the UCMJ that could be brought to bear (also not a pun), just as it could for straight.

Having never been in the military, I don't really know. Whether the application of UCMJ would really be "U" is another matter.

"...organizers are apparently concerned about their choice of Las Vegas as their event location and how attendees will be spending their time when they're not sitting in a meeting room.."


Sooo, lemme get this straight, they know what happens in Vegas, then they CHOSE Vegas. And now they are worried? That's some retarded shiat right there.

Boy on Boy = NO
Boy on girl = OK
Girl on Girl = HELL YEAH

CNS News? Really?

/they sound... concerned

FunkOut: stuffy: Boy on Boy = NO
Boy on girl = OK
Girl on Girl = HELL YEAH

How about what appears to be two girls but when the pants come off, it's two boy-girls?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

ShawnDoc: jaylectricity: I'm pretty sure Vegas has a monopoly on all debauchery. If a debauchery exists...Vegas has it.

That or San Francisco.

I was thinking Thailand. But hey, whatever floats your boat.


FunkOut: stuffy: Boy on Boy = NO
Boy on girl = OK
Girl on Girl = HELL YEAH

How about what appears to be two girls but when the pants come off, it's two boy-girls?

Or what about two boys and a girl? Remember the Golden Rule



It's not gay when it's in a three way-with a honey in the middle there's some leeway.

You Cant Explain That: If you don't want your conference goers to act like they are in Vegas, then pick a different farking town to hold your conference.

Came here to say this.

/Leaving satisfied

Needlessly Complicated: CNS News? Really?

/they sound... concerned

Yes, very concerned.

Tillmaster: If you're in Vegas, and you'd like to indulge in a spot of debauchery, you can't beat Le Nôtre Patisserie, in the Paris Hotel. French-quality patisserie combined with American-sized portions. Spectacular!

Of yeah, and the Atomic Testing Museum is pretty cool, too.

I would add to that a trip to Frankie's Tiki Room. The perfect antidote to all the shiny surfaces in Las Vegas.

I'll just leave this here:


/Six different Red Flags
//Serious, Olympic-class debauchery committed on each and every one of the damned things and STILL launched airplanes the next morning

I used to be on a national trade association's convention committee and every time we'd hold the convention in Vegas, we'd get the biggest number of attendees signed up and the smallest numbers of them actually showing up for the many seminars and presentations.

Hell, I myself got sidetracked by the craps table many times on my way to the events.

Debauchery? You've got to be kidding?

Where are all the coffee shops selling legal pot? Where are the brothels? (Yes, I know it's legal in the rest of Nevada, but Clark County doesn't allow legal prostitution.) All that's allowed in Vegas are what I call 'Republican vices', the stale, lame ones like drinking, smoking non-wacky tobaccky, and pissing away your life's savings in casinos. Hell, in my moderately-sized Midwestern town, I can score a sack or get a blowjob from a crack whore much easier than I can do in Vegas.

I like the over-the-top architecture on the Strip and the all-you-can-eat buffets, but if I wanted to so some serious sinning, I'd consider Amsterdam first. I gambled maybe $10 in the casinos before I got bored. Seriously, I was more interested in visiting the art galleries in the Bellagio and riding the monorail than I was in the tiresome Rat-Pack vices (go suck your Lucky Strike, Dean). But, then again, I was maybe one of the 0.01% of Vegas visitors who actually makes money going there instead of pissing it away...

Debauchery Vegas style meant broads and lots of em, shouldn't be too hard to resist for this group.



The torch is passed from Ratpackers to FUDGEPACKERS.

jaylectricity: I'm pretty sure Vegas has a monopoly on all debauchery. If a debauchery exists...Vegas has it.

New Orleans might have something to say about that...during Mardi Gras at least. They don't call it Sin City for nothing. That said, I'm going to agree with you on the monopoly thing. Maybe it's an oligopoly.

When then President George Bush visited the Palazzo a few years ago for a fund raiser, one of his cronies had ordered up a couple of call girls. Fifteen minutes after that fool had let them into his suite, he bound and gagged in his bathroom, and the hookers were already out of the building with at least $250,000 in cash.

No leather, no whips, no chains, no lime Jello, and above all, NO VULCANIZING.

Seems clear to me.

Wait, did he say "debauchery" or "douchebaggery"?

FunkOut Quote 2011-10-16 06:16:05 PM
How about the kind of debauchery they have in Scranton?


Like 30,000 pounds of bananas?

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I was driving through Beatty last month. First time. There's a whole bunch of brothels there that look more like survivor encampments from The Walking Dead, but there's a few nice looking ones.

As I passed the nicest looking one (real new-looking buildings painted pink, not trailers) I saw this sign:

We have Wi-Fi

blackmtnmantheonly: No leather, no whips, no chains, no lime Jello, and above all, NO VULCANIZING.

Seems clear to me.

I always hated rubbers anyway

I am quite certain that Las Vegas is exactly like everywhere else. Over 98% of the women who are supposed to do what the wife won't do end up making the old bag wife look good.

And then you make a sequel in Bangkok.

Who the hell cares, at this point. Last time I checked, the military didn't care what you were nailing, as long as it didn't bring negative light on the service.

There's always been fooling around in the military, but people don't get sent up for article 15s for it. When I was in, the Navy actively did not want to be in your personal life, until you were on drugs or driving drunk. Other than that, they were see/hear/speak no evil.

Ditto for sodomy. Ever hear port stories from a sailor? Half my ship would have been tossed out.

One Bad Apple: Let us cavort like the Las Vegans of old ....You know the ones I mean

Jambi! The chocolate icing!

Here for Hedonism-bot.

Last time I went to Vegas they used to have Mexican kids in the main strip handing out cards for hookers. No joke.