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2011-10-16 02:26:17 PM
Jesus, some people will fark anything with tits.

Ok, she's not ugly, but she has a ways to go before she hits hot.
 
2011-10-16 02:39:53 PM
I'm not into girls with tattoos and piercings but I am really into girls with chainsaws so this is very confusing!
 
2011-10-16 02:58:13 PM
I hate those weird nose rings like she's wearing (sorry, don't know the name). Always looks like they've got shiny boogers hanging out of their nose.
 
2011-10-16 03:02:24 PM
Cool tune, I just downloaded it.
 
2011-10-16 04:14:23 PM
Tattoos don't make anyone, male or female, more attractive at all.

Someone can be hot enough to overcome a tattoo, or the tattoo's placement, subject matter, and/or execution can be good enough for it to not be much of a problem, but tattoos, in general, are not a good idea. And a bad tattoo, or too many of them, or placement in an area where they cannot be concealed, can absolutely ruin someone's appearance.
 
2011-10-16 05:26:18 PM
EvilEgg: Jesus, some people will fark anything with tits.

Ok, she's not ugly, but she has a ways to go before she hits hot.


She can start by having the tattoos removed.
 
2011-10-16 05:29:11 PM
jake_lex: Tattoos don't make anyone, male or female, more attractive at all.

Someone can be hot enough to overcome a tattoo, or the tattoo's placement, subject matter, and/or execution can be good enough for it to not be much of a problem, but tattoos, in general, are not a good idea. And a bad tattoo, or too many of them, or placement in an area where they cannot be concealed, can absolutely ruin someone's appearance.


Getting a tattoo is like buying a custom-made suit when you are 21. It looks really good when you are 21...
 
2011-10-16 05:29:45 PM
ShawnDoc: I hate those weird nose rings like she's wearing (sorry, don't know the name). Always looks like they've got shiny boogers hanging out of their nose.

Have never understood it at all. Good looking people who hate themselves so much they have to wreck their bodies with that garbage.....I guess I am just getting old.
 
2011-10-16 05:38:03 PM
ShawnDoc: I hate those weird nose rings like she's wearing (sorry, don't know the name). Always looks like they've got shiny boogers hanging out of their nose.

That particular piece of jewelry has the incredibly imaginative name of "circular barbell".
 
2011-10-16 05:40:33 PM
Minimum: ShawnDoc: I hate those weird nose rings like she's wearing (sorry, don't know the name). Always looks like they've got shiny boogers hanging out of their nose.

Have never understood it at all. Good looking people who hate themselves so much they have to wreck their bodies with that garbage.....I guess I am just getting old.


Yes, that must be it...they hate themselves. It couldn't possibly be that other people have different ideas of what is aesthetically pleasing. Oh no, it's got to be something wrong with them. *rolls eyes*
 
2011-10-16 06:02:48 PM
I'm always surprised by the tattoo hate on fark.

Ugly tattoos are ugly. Ugly chicks are ugly. Pretty women with pretty tattoos are pretty.

I fail to see the problem.
 
2011-10-16 06:06:11 PM
Am I the only one that's disappointed that the video didn't show how she did some of the smaller details like the teeth and the nasal passages? They seem like they would be difficult to do with a chainsaw.
 
2011-10-16 06:27:14 PM
The first one?
 
2011-10-16 06:29:13 PM
ShawnDoc: I hate those weird nose rings like she's wearing (sorry, don't know the name). Always looks like they've got shiny boogers hanging out of their nose.

Septum piercing. Those things are annoying in the winter. That type of ring has one advantage: it's easy to hide by flipping it inside the nose.
 
2011-10-16 06:42:23 PM
Well, none of that other shiat matters.

www.jamietrinca.co.uk
 
2011-10-16 06:44:32 PM
chaoswolf: I'm always surprised by the tattoo hate on fark.

Ugly tattoos are ugly. Ugly chicks are ugly. Pretty women with pretty tattoos are pretty.

I fail to see the problem.


I don't get it either. There's a particular culture of dislike for tattoos here that's more accute than other places.
 
2011-10-16 06:44:38 PM
She's Tattarded.
 
2011-10-16 06:48:37 PM
I am old and have no tats.

That said, I think she is hot, especially since she can wield a mean chainsaw to create art. Her tats are just part of her look, and it all looks good to me.
 
2011-10-16 06:51:54 PM
LasersHurt: chaoswolf: I'm always surprised by the tattoo hate on fark.

Ugly tattoos are ugly. Ugly chicks are ugly. Pretty women with pretty tattoos are pretty.

I fail to see the problem.

I don't get it either. There's a particular culture of dislike for tattoos here that's more accute than other places.


Its called "abundance of socially inept headcases that can't go outside."
 
2011-10-16 07:00:26 PM
LasersHurt: chaoswolf: I'm always surprised by the tattoo hate on fark.

Ugly tattoos are ugly. Ugly chicks are ugly. Pretty women with pretty tattoos are pretty.

I fail to see the problem.

I don't get it either. There's a particular culture of dislike for tattoos here that's more accute than other places.


I'm thirding the confusion. I feel as though anyone younger than forty these days should be really okay with tattoos. No longer is it the mark of the lower class, and even places like Target hires folks with tattoos nowadays, so the "can't get a job" stigma is dead. My doctor has visible tattoos, as do folks who work at my bank, and my real estate agent. I teach at University, and many of my colleagues have visible tattoos, some with full sleeves. I really can't think of any profession that bars visible tattoos out of hand.

That said, bad tattoos can make someone look worse. But the same can be said for bad clothes and bad hair.
 
2011-10-16 07:20:13 PM
My sister in law used to pierce at a tattoo/piercing parlour, One thing I learned hanging out was that the person makes the piercing interesting, not the other way around. As far as skin art goes, sometimes yes, sometimes no.

/no tattoos
//wanna see?
 
2011-10-16 07:28:53 PM
I find it hard to believe that Tats could get a hot girl.
 
2011-10-16 07:32:28 PM
Dude. its not just fark. People hate tattoos all over.. and it has nothing to do with getting jobs. It has to do with its farking ugly!
 
2011-10-16 08:30:17 PM
The stigma is not gone. I would only hire someone with visible tattos or a piercing hanging out of their nose for a $15/hr job that did not interface with my clients. It is a credibility detriment.
 
2011-10-16 08:44:56 PM
I'd let her play with my wood, as long as she left the chainsaw at home.

//She better not have no emerald ash borers neither.
 
2011-10-16 08:48:33 PM
Why does she have that nose ring? Is it to make her easier to handle?
 
2011-10-16 10:44:22 PM
Teufelaffe: Minimum: ShawnDoc: I hate those weird nose rings like she's wearing (sorry, don't know the name). Always looks like they've got shiny boogers hanging out of their nose.

Have never understood it at all. Good looking people who hate themselves so much they have to wreck their bodies with that garbage.....I guess I am just getting old.

Yes, that must be it...they hate themselves. It couldn't possibly be that other people have different ideas of what is aesthetically pleasing. Oh no, it's got to be something wrong with them. *rolls eyes*


You are right.
But my own feeling is if your that willing to deface you body....I don't know. Hard to explain.
But she doesn't have to please me. As long as she's happy, then who am I to judge. (being human though, I do at least a little)
 
2011-10-16 11:03:18 PM
Minimum: Teufelaffe: Minimum: ShawnDoc: I hate those weird nose rings like she's wearing (sorry, don't know the name). Always looks like they've got shiny boogers hanging out of their nose.

Have never understood it at all. Good looking people who hate themselves so much they have to wreck their bodies with that garbage.....I guess I am just getting old.

Yes, that must be it...they hate themselves. It couldn't possibly be that other people have different ideas of what is aesthetically pleasing. Oh no, it's got to be something wrong with them. *rolls eyes*

You are right.
But my own feeling is if your that willing to deface you body....I don't know. Hard to explain.
But she doesn't have to please me. As long as she's happy, then who am I to judge. (being human though, I do at least a little)


Damn you for being reasonable about this! ;)
 
2011-10-16 11:51:04 PM
No RvB references?

/sad face
//hey chicka bum bum
 
2011-10-17 12:06:23 AM
Roook: I'm not into girls with tattoos and piercings but I am really into girls with chainsaws so this is very confusing!

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-10-17 12:24:55 AM
Standard Deviant: The stigma is not gone. I would only hire someone with visible tattos or a piercing hanging out of their nose for a $15/hr job that did not interface with my clients. It is a credibility detriment.

Well, its your right to keep being a close minded boss.

Credibility? WTF? People who get tattoos are not credible? Congrats. That's the most asinine things I've heard all day.
 
kab
2011-10-17 12:43:01 AM
jake_lex: Tattoos don't make anyone, male or female, more attractive at all.

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2011-10-17 03:02:14 AM
chaoswolf: Pretty women with pretty tattoos become less pretty with each one.

FTFY.

The worst is when they ruin a perfectly good pair of boobs with huge tattoos. I've never liked tattoos and I most likely never will. If you do, then fine. But I'm equally as allowed to not like them.

meehaw: Well, its your right to keep being a close minded boss.

Credibility? WTF? People who get tattoos are not credible? Congrats. That's the most asinine things I've heard all day.


Sorry bro, but he's not the asshole you'd like to make him out to be. People with tattoos are more likely to do risky/unprofessional/etc things in life. True, not all will, but the odds aren't in their favor vs someone who is ink and extra hole free. It sucks for the people who are completely sane and level with tattoos, but the world is a shiatty place sometimes. Any semi intelligent person had to of known the sitgma about tattoos and the professional world going into it. People assume things about me because I'm brown even though I conduct myself professionally. At last they had a choice in the matter. People suck.

Plus, let's say that you're going in to get a mortgage. Would you rather your broker look like the guy who did the tattoos on the "stars on my face, daddy freaked out, so I'll just lie and say I fell asleep" girl or the "Windows" guy from those retarded apple ads?

Sorry bro, but to the professional world, this is how they see people and tattoos.
 
2011-10-17 06:02:30 AM
I've said it before and I will say it again. In most cases tattoos are a symptom of mental illness. And no, I'm not trolling.

Ink is for triads and russian prisoners. With anyone else with visible ink, as is blatantly obvious in this case, is people passive-aggressively (to them) expressing their angst. Unfortunately, doing it using a publically visible media means it's no longer passive, by displaying their tattoo they're actively rubbing your face in it. I don't want to know about your mental health issues so shouting about them to me is not on.

This girl is a classic example. Who else than someone with 'issues' would think of taking a living, beautiful thing like a tree, and hacking away at it with a chainsaw and blowtorch until it looks not only like a skull, the universally recognised symbol of death, but also the identifying symbol of a hyper-violent video game.

/not a troll, not a hippie, just a guy trying to make his way in an indifferent universe
//flame away
 
2011-10-17 06:48:29 AM
Hey, she's married to one of the guys from Red vs Blue. The orange one I think.
 
2011-10-17 07:17:39 AM
Henry Turner: I've said it before and I will say it again. In most cases tattoos are a symptom of mental illness.

I have the same feeling about men who wear earrings who are not pirates and men who wear nail polish.
 
2011-10-17 07:54:52 AM
pkellmey: Henry Turner: I've said it before and I will say it again. In most cases tattoos are a symptom of mental illness.

I have the same feeling about men who wear earrings who are not pirates and men who wear nail polish.


Are you telling me that you don't like Eddie Izzard or Tim Minchin? Or Steve the Pirate (spoilers: he's not really a pirate)?
 
2011-10-17 08:58:00 AM
That was pretty cool, all I can do with my chainsaw is drop trees and chunk wood...
 
2011-10-17 09:42:23 AM
I guess the take-away message here is "if I don't like it, it must be wrong." Be that the mental illness moron (seriously, dude. It's cool if you don't like them, but mental illness? One of the dumbest things committed to comment space recently) or the "credibility detriment" guy (Just because YOU reduce someone's credibility based on something superficial doesn't mean everyone else does.)
 
2011-10-17 09:49:57 AM
CtrlAltDestroy: chaoswolf: Pretty women with pretty tattoos become less pretty with each one.

FTFY.

The worst is when they ruin a perfectly good pair of boobs with huge tattoos. I've never liked tattoos and I most likely never will. If you do, then fine. But I'm equally as allowed to not like them.

meehaw: Well, its your right to keep being a close minded boss.

Credibility? WTF? People who get tattoos are not credible? Congrats. That's the most asinine things I've heard all day.

Sorry bro, but he's not the asshole you'd like to make him out to be. People with tattoos are more likely to do risky/unprofessional/etc things in life. True, not all will, but the odds aren't in their favor vs someone who is ink and extra hole free. It sucks for the people who are completely sane and level with tattoos, but the world is a shiatty place sometimes. Any semi intelligent person had to of known the sitgma about tattoos and the professional world going into it. People assume things about me because I'm brown even though I conduct myself professionally. At last they had a choice in the matter. People suck.

Plus, let's say that you're going in to get a mortgage. Would you rather your broker look like the guy who did the tattoos on the "stars on my face, daddy freaked out, so I'll just lie and say I fell asleep" girl or the "Windows" guy from those retarded apple ads?

Sorry bro, but to the professional world, this is how they see people and tattoos.


First of all, because you constantly use the word "bro", I could make several assumptions about you. Just sayin'...

Now, I would never be so starry eyed as to believe that discrimination doesn't exist. Having been a victim of it in my life, as well, I am all too familiar with being unfairly stereotyped. That doesn't stop me from thinking those doing the stereotyping are closed-minded a-holes.

And I just want to know where the hell you guys live! That the presence of tattoos is such a stigma to you suggests that you haven't gotten out much. Yes, my sixty-five year old mother thinks tattoos are for the devil people. It's a big reason I don't have any...because I respect my mother and know it would break her heart. But she lives in a town of 2000 and is FREAKING 65 years old! So being set in her ways is par for the course, and her small southern town experiences simply don't make for much malleability of values and thought.

As stated before, I live very near a large metro area now, and many of the folks that I deal with professionally are tattooed...some of them heavily. I have not experienced that they are losing business because of this choice. I maintain that you people just need to get out more. This is anecdotal evidence, to be sure, but I would wager that most of us discussing this are just being anecdotal anyway.

But that's not the issue with this thread. It's an issue of preference of female attractiveness. I happen to think that tattoos CAN make an interesting person more interesting and attractive. It's not a cry for attention, necessarily...no more than cutting your hair a certain way or wearing ostentatious clothing. And, I do not believe for one minute the ridiculous claim that it is a sign of mental illness, as suggested above. These days, it's a fashion choice...albeit, a more permanent one than most, but still a fashion choice.

Now, to stereotype once again for myself...I'd love to get the demographic data of Farkers who hate tattoos vs. those who don't mind them/like them on women. I would wager that the former are largely over 50 years old. We're not getting off your lawn...bro.
 
2011-10-17 09:52:14 AM
LasersHurt: I guess the take-away message here is "if I don't like it, it must be wrong." Be that the mental illness moron (seriously, dude. It's cool if you don't like them, but mental illness? One of the dumbest things committed to comment space recently) or the "credibility detriment" guy (Just because YOU reduce someone's credibility based on something superficial doesn't mean everyone else does.)

Thank you. Another voice of reason. Opinion does not equal fact.
 
2011-10-17 09:55:00 AM
aniyn: Hey, she's married to one of the guys from Red vs Blue. The orange one I think.

She also did the comic on the R vs B site.
 
2011-10-17 10:35:52 AM
chaoswolf: Ugly tattoos are ugly. Ugly chicks are ugly. Pretty women with pretty tattoos are pretty.

True, and it is also true that sometimes a good tattoo can make someone look hotter... But probably 90% of the time the tattoo was badly done or was well done but didn't age well, and looks shiatty.

And of course, everyone over forty thinks you're a criminal.
 
2011-10-17 10:53:00 AM
meehaw:

And I just want to know where the hell you guys live! That the presence of tattoos is such a stigma to you suggests that you haven't gotten out much. Yes, my sixty-five year old mother thinks tattoos are for the devil people. It's a big reason I don't have any...because I respect my mother and know it would break her heart. But she lives in a town of 2000 and is FREAKING 65 years old! So being set in her ways is par for the course, and her small southern town experiences simply don't make for much malleability of values and thought.

As stated before, I live very near a large metro area now, and many of the folks that I deal with professionally are tattooed...some of them heavily. I have not experienced that they are losing business because of this choice. I maintain that you people just need to get out more. This is anecdotal evidence, to be sure, but I would wager that most of us discussing this are just being anecdotal anyway.


I live in Florida. Despite what you may be thinking about that statement, there is quite a corporate presence in this state. I work in a company that has thousands of employees across the world. We have heavily tattooed people (arms/legs, no face tats). Those people are forced to wear long sleeves (imagine that in the Florida summer) to cover themselves whenever a customer or higher up comes to visit. Right or wrong, CAD's observation is somewhat accurate. Anecdotal for me as well, but it isn't just Florida either. Perhaps it's due to having more government customers.
 
2011-10-17 11:02:51 AM
I don't think the tat hate is confined to Fark. I know that I dislike tats on women.

Here's the thing, I think that a woman's skin is beautiful as it is. That painting ink onto it, particularly names and stupid little shapes or stars or patterns actually ruins the clean look.

Sorry if you disagree, it's a taste thing. My taste runs to women not being marred.

I think it's sort of like not wanting to see a huge bruise or similar on a woman's body. It's a turn off to see a woman with discolorations all over her. (freckles are okay as are birthmarks... those are there naturally) but intentionally applied ink... just doesn't do it for me.
 
2011-10-17 11:10:00 AM
She's sexy, stop complaining.
 
2011-10-17 11:35:25 AM
Genju: meehaw:

And I just want to know where the hell you guys live! That the presence of tattoos is such a stigma to you suggests that you haven't gotten out much. Yes, my sixty-five year old mother thinks tattoos are for the devil people. It's a big reason I don't have any...because I respect my mother and know it would break her heart. But she lives in a town of 2000 and is FREAKING 65 years old! So being set in her ways is par for the course, and her small southern town experiences simply don't make for much malleability of values and thought.

As stated before, I live very near a large metro area now, and many of the folks that I deal with professionally are tattooed...some of them heavily. I have not experienced that they are losing business because of this choice. I maintain that you people just need to get out more. This is anecdotal evidence, to be sure, but I would wager that most of us discussing this are just being anecdotal anyway.

I live in Florida. Despite what you may be thinking about that statement, there is quite a corporate presence in this state. I work in a company that has thousands of employees across the world. We have heavily tattooed people (arms/legs, no face tats). Those people are forced to wear long sleeves (imagine that in the Florida summer) to cover themselves whenever a customer or higher up comes to visit. Right or wrong, CAD's observation is somewhat accurate. Anecdotal for me as well, but it isn't just Florida either. Perhaps it's due to having more government customers.


My wife is from Florida, so I'm familiar with the state, both the good and the bad, and I grew up in Georgia. So I'm very familiar with the area. I would be interested to know if your company offices in, say, California, were so strict about the tattoo coverage policy. I find that companies lag behind popular opinion in those states, and the Southeast in general. For instance, I mentioned Target before. Now I understand that being a Target employee is not a top level job. However, they are a large corporation that controls its image tightly, and that image is presented in the workaday employees that we all see when we need to ask where the shampoo is. So it is arguable that they are more strict about their dress policy for salespeople and cashiers than they are about folks working in the corporate offices. In Georgia, you will not get hired at a Target if you have visible tattoos. Where I live now, I have seen at least four highly visible employees at Target with half or full sleeves. They are certainly "presentable" in every other way...well groomed, professional, and friendly. The same thing applies to length of hair. When I was living in Georgia, I could not get a job at a place like Home Depot if I didn't cut my hair. Out here, there are several employees at Home Depot with long and/or alternatively styled hair, piercings and tattoos.

As I have calmed down about this debate (I was angry and disturbed at the lack of tolerance displayed before), I am now more interested in understanding this in a more objective way. It's clear that tattoos are more accepted now than they were in the eighties. Similarly, they were more accepted in the eighties than in the fifties. Maybe we could have a discussion that doesn't involve personal opinion and get to the bottom of the acceptance of societal norms. Subcultures all start off being iconoclastic. Then, they start being adopted by a small section of society...usually the young. Then, they get swallowed by culture at large as a sanctioned, if mildly edgy, form of individual expression. Finally, they become the norm. This happens all the time, and its fascinating to me. Think about the lowly t-shirt. It was shocking for audiences to see a young Marlon Brando in a "Streetcar Named Desire" being a "punk" and wearing a t-shirt without a proper shirt over it. Now, no one thinks anything about it. It is a societal norm, when sixty years ago it was akin to walking out of the house in your underwear.

Thoughts?
 
kab
2011-10-17 12:03:33 PM
meehaw: Thoughts?

People have sheep like tendencies, so anything outside of what they see as normal is immediately considered bad or inferior. Welcome to the human race.
 
2011-10-17 12:17:08 PM
I'm going to drop my two cents in about this girl now. It may have already been said before but she looks utterly foolish holding an Echo chainsaw. Not a Stihl, not a Huqvarna...an Echo? There's a loss of credibility right there.

As far as the tattoos and piercings I don't care much. It's neat to see people who are so unique and different and willing to be that person willing to go alone onto that ledge along with everybody else that looks just like them. As much as people who have tattoos would have you believe they aren't, tattoos are a fad. Unfortunately in the old days you could take the leg warmers off, put away the skinny jeans, throw the Ed Hardy shirt in the trash. But tattoos, that fad is with you for life. And the fad part doesn't apply to all the unique and different just like everybody else individuals that will be in here, it applies to all the other, trendy ones they are all aware exist but don't acknowledge.
 
2011-10-17 12:19:18 PM
meehaw:
My wife is from Florida, so I'm familiar with the state, both the good and the bad, and I grew up in Georgia. So I'm very familiar with the area. I would be interested to know if your company offices in, say, California, were so strict about the tattoo coverage policy. I find that companies lag behind popular opinion in those states, and the Southeast in general. For instance, I mentioned Target before. Now I understand that being a Target employee is not a top level job. However, they are a large corporation that controls its image tightly, and that image is presented in the workaday employees that we all see when we need to ask where the shampoo is. So it is arguable that they are more strict about their dress policy for salespeople and cashiers than they are about folks working in the corporate offices. In Georgia, you will not get hired at a Target if you have visible tattoos. Where I live now, I have seen at least four highly visible employees at Target with half or full sleeves. They are certainly "presentable" in every other way...well groomed, professional, and friendly. The same thing applies to length of hair. When I was living in Georgia, I could not get a job at a place like Home Depot if I didn't cut my hair. Out here, there are several employees at Home Depot with long and/or alternatively styled hair, piercings and tattoos.

As I have calmed down about this debate (I was angry and disturbed at the lack of tolerance displayed before), I am now more interested in understanding this in a more objective way. It's clear that tattoos are more accepted now than they were in the eighties. Similarly, they were more accepted in the eighties than in the fifties. Maybe we could have a discussion that doesn't involve personal opinion and get to the bottom of the acceptance of societal norms. Subcultures all start off being iconoclastic. Then, they start being adopted by a small section of society...usually the young. Then, they get swallowed by culture at large as a sanctioned, if mildly edgy, form of individual expression. Finally, they become the norm. This happens all the time, and its fascinating to me. Think about the lowly t-shirt. It was shocking for audiences to see a young Marlon Brando in a "Streetcar Named Desire" being a "punk" and wearing a t-shirt without a proper shirt over it. Now, no one thinks anything about it. It is a societal norm, when sixty years ago it was akin to walking out of the house in your underwear.

Thoughts?


We have offices in La Jolla and I think another in San Diego (aren't those only like 20 miles apart?). The policy there still stands about being covered for customers. Even in Ridgecrest, the middle of the f'ing Mojave, and Sierra Nevada (for our Sierra Vista, AZ office). Long sleeves in the desert. The thing that gets me is sure most of our customer are military. From personal observation there's quite a few tattooed individuals in the military...
 
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