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(Onion AV Club) Spiffy The best unhappy endings from film, literature, and music. Yes, Carpenter's The Thing is on here. (Warning: there are obviously spoilers)   (avclub.com) divider line 159
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2011-10-16 11:58:31 AM
There certainly is a lot of text in that article for a pop culture fluff piece. My favorite has to be the ending to Falling Down. Love that movie, one of my favorites of all time.
 
2011-10-16 12:00:59 PM
Just getting this out of the way...

fanboyz.net
 
2011-10-16 12:37:44 PM
I like the choices of Seven, Midnight Cowboy, and The Thing.

Some of my other favorites:
Das Boot
Aguirre, der Zorn Gottes (Aguirre, the Wrath of God)
Cloverfield (I know some will disagree)
Donnie Brasco
Easy Rider
 
2011-10-16 12:54:25 PM
I totally disagree with "Dancer In The Dark". Bjork's character is so stupid and pointlessly dumb that I was ready for her to go.

Yeah, we get it, Lars, you hate America and like to torture your female characters.
 
2011-10-16 12:58:42 PM
Titanic's ending was painfully tragic.

Because after the ship sunk and I saw that the movie was going to continue for God knows how long, I skipped out to take a few swigs from the flask I smuggled in. When I got back and sat down, I sat on my balls. ROLL CREDITS. Painful ending.

Anyway, I thought Heat had an unhappy ending because I was hoping for DeNiro to make it. And he almost did except for the one detail.

Carlito's Way. Similar to Heat.
 
2011-10-16 12:59:32 PM
Two of my faves:

Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry.
13 Tzameti.
 
2011-10-16 01:03:56 PM
Is Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid on the list?
 
2011-10-16 01:04:57 PM
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Bonnie and Clyde

Public Enemy #1

I guess I always root for the bad guys.

First Blood wasn't too chipper but it was happier than the book where Rambo dies.
 
2011-10-16 01:08:43 PM
Mugato: Carlito's Way

I considered that one...it's definitely an unhappy ending....but in a way he knew going back to the lifestyle was going to be the end of him. He wasn't really surprised and neither was I.
 
2011-10-16 01:12:21 PM
slayer199: Mugato: Carlito's Way

I considered that one...it's definitely an unhappy ending....but in a way he knew going back to the lifestyle was going to be the end of him. He wasn't really surprised and neither was I.


No but he was literally a few steps away from getting out of that life and it was the punk that he should have had killed at the beginning that did him in.
 
2011-10-16 01:56:53 PM
I'd also add John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness - not sad, but a downer.


Also, anyone who says "Love Story" gets a cockpunch. Sentimental crap.
 
2011-10-16 02:01:57 PM
slayer199: I like the choices of Seven, Midnight Cowboy, and The Thing.

Some of my other favorites:
Das Boot
Aguirre, der Zorn Gottes (Aguirre, the Wrath of God)
Cloverfield (I know some will disagree)
Donnie Brasco
Easy Rider


Aguirre- best ending ever.
 
2011-10-16 02:03:48 PM
The Terminator had a somewhat bleak ending.
 
2011-10-16 02:22:27 PM
The Mist

He blows away everyone holed up in the car, and right when he's about to off himself, the cavalry shows up.

Don't see that kind up ending in movies much.

Lurved it.
 
2011-10-16 02:25:55 PM
slayer199: I like the choices of Seven, Midnight Cowboy, and The Thing.

Some of my other favorites:
Das Boot
Aguirre, der Zorn Gottes (Aguirre, the Wrath of God)
Cloverfield (I know some will disagree)
Donnie Brasco
Easy Rider


I'll 2nd the 2 I bolded.


Gawd, I'm still trying to remember how The Thing ended even though I just saw it again a few days ago. I may have been drunk.

I still like the way it sprouts spider-like legs out of the head of that guy though.

Das Boot was the first DVD I ever bought. I know - cool story bro. It's a long way to tiperarry.
 
2011-10-16 02:26:40 PM
zato_ichi: The Mist

He blows away everyone holed up in the car, and right when he's about to off himself, the cavalry shows up.


To me that was just slapstick. I half expected him to yell, "D'oh!" with a laugh track when the cavalry shows up seconds after he blew his son away because there was no hope of the cavalry showing up.

Blade Runner, another downer ending unless you subscribe to the happy ending version with the voiceover that says that Sean Young has no termination date as they drive through stock footage from The Shining.
 
2011-10-16 02:30:27 PM
Another vote for The Mist.

Also:
12 Monkeys
Grave of the Fireflies
 
2011-10-16 02:32:08 PM
Mugato: To me that was just slapstick. I half expected him to yell, "D'oh!" with a laugh track when the cavalry shows up seconds after he blew his son away because there was no hope of the cavalry showing up.

Well, there was a lot in that movie that could have been done better, but it was a good rental. It was just an interesting O Henry type twist that you don't see often in horror movies.
 
2011-10-16 02:33:16 PM
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Planet of the Apes

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

Also: State of Grace w/ Sean Penn
 
2011-10-16 02:33:56 PM
The Mist threw away its chance for awesomeness by relentlessly pursuing lame cliches, so it doesn't matter what happened at the end. And the last third or so of Seven was equally disappointing, but I don't know if that counts as a sad ending. Cloverfield was just plain bad; I was waiting the whole time for those characters to please die, so the end was just too late, not sad.

I'm not sure why the end of The Thing is sad. The characters win, to the extent they could hope for, and they're not really sad about it. Resigned and nearly smug, I'd say.

Eh.
 
2011-10-16 02:34:42 PM
True Romance was one of those movies where I was fully expecting an unhappy ending. When it didn't happen, I was a little disappointed.

Turns out I was half right. Tarantino's original ending has the protagonist die.

Seven was brilliant. Good choice.
 
2011-10-16 02:36:22 PM
Mugato:

Anyway, I thought Heat had an unhappy ending because I was hoping for DeNiro to make it. And he almost did except for the one detail.


It's worse than that. Think of what will happen to Pacino's character career wise. There was the scene when DeNiro and Kilmer are trying to crack a safe but get spooked by the noise the cops make hiding in a truck. Pacino gets in a big argument about letting them go because at this point "they didn't steal anything. We arrest them now and it gets bumped down to some BS misdemeanor breaking and entering. 18 months tops and they walk." So he lets them get away in the hopes that he can catch them red handed doing something major later on.

That something major turns out to be a downtown firefight, dozens of cops and civilians killed and wounded and 2 of the 4 robbers get away. That dudes career is smoking crater. Killing DeNiro instead of arresting him actually makes it worse.
 
2011-10-16 02:37:48 PM
The Fly remake by David Cronenberg with Jeff Goldberg and Geena Daivs. Ending so bleak I was reeling from it for days.

The Brundlefly/Telepod fusion was really, reallly messed up.
 
2011-10-16 02:38:38 PM
Count me in for The Mist too.
 
2011-10-16 02:41:38 PM
One of my favorite lines--seemed appropriate here:

"Some people-and I am one of them-hate happy ends. We feel cheated. Harm is the norm. Doom should not jam. The avalanche stopping in its tracks a few feet above the cowering village behaves not only unnaturally but unethically."

From Nabokov's Pnin.
 
2011-10-16 02:42:33 PM
While I'm on the subject of "sad" endings that were just too ironically funny that I had to laugh, City of Angels. So Nick Cage is a sad sack angel who falls in love with Meg Ryan. He decides that the only way to be with her is to become a mortal (think Superman 2). So he gives up his immortal angel-ness and becomes human and BAM! Meg's immediately hit by a bus and Nick the former angel...has to start looking for a job or something.
 
2011-10-16 02:44:19 PM
Roman Holiday
 
2011-10-16 02:45:29 PM
Electra Glide in Blue
 
2011-10-16 02:48:00 PM
Usurper4: Grave of the Fireflies

In every one of the Fark threads on this topic that one deserves (and gets) mention. Sadly, it is rarely in the actual linked lists. I guess it being a cartoon and all it gets passed by, but it is the saddest damn movie I've ever seen, and it's not like I only watch cartoons.
 
2011-10-16 02:49:13 PM
One Bad Apple: It's worse than that. Think of what will happen to Pacino's character career wise. There was the scene when DeNiro and Kilmer are trying to crack a safe but get spooked by the noise the cops make hiding in a truck. Pacino gets in a big argument about letting them go because at this point "they didn't steal anything. We arrest them now and it gets bumped down to some BS misdemeanor breaking and entering. 18 months tops and they walk." So he lets them get away in the hopes that he can catch them red handed doing something major later on.

That's true. Both Pacino and DeNiro had this pride, hubris that made them go against what they would normally do if they followed their own rules. Pacino wasn't happy just nailing DeNiro's crew for breaking and entering. That wouldn't have proven that he was better than DeNiro so he had to let him go through with the job and catch him there. He even had coffee with him to push it further.

And DeNiro broke the rule he was preaching during the whole film because he had to turn around and kill the guy who screwed him even though he was home free. It really was a great movie for a lot of reasons. And dammit, Michael Mann can shoot a cityscape.
 
2011-10-16 02:49:16 PM
Every movie ever made by a Danish director.
 
2011-10-16 02:51:11 PM
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Layer Cake.

I know for a fact that I wasn't the only one blown away at the end of that one.
 
2011-10-16 02:52:37 PM
Leon: The Professional

Man on Fire

There's happiness in both, but I cried buckets the first time I saw Leon.
 
2011-10-16 02:53:36 PM
Anybody remember this?

classicwarmovies.com
 
2011-10-16 02:56:17 PM
What? nobody mentions the end of Empire Strikes Back?

/ends on such a down note.
//[Dante Hicks]
 
2011-10-16 02:57:02 PM
cdn-www.cracked.com

"I thought Christmas only comes once a year"
 
2011-10-16 03:00:13 PM
Quite possibly the most depressing film from beginning to end, but a great finale it was:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2011-10-16 03:00:15 PM
No love for Requiem for a Dream?

How about Adrian Lynn's Lolita?

Both depressing endings.
 
2011-10-16 03:00:27 PM
My pick for saddest ending: Goodbyeee (new window)

/last of the tiddlywinking leapfroggers from the golden summer of 1914
 
2011-10-16 03:02:07 PM
Favorites would be either AI or midnight cowboy.

Suprised there was no love for Vanishing Point.
 
2011-10-16 03:02:16 PM
sat1va: No love for Requiem for a Dream?

Holy crap yes.

That's the best film that I will never watch again. Just brilliant, but disturbing. I'd sit kids down in front of it as anti-drug propaganda.
 
2011-10-16 03:02:18 PM
Breaker Morant.
 
2011-10-16 03:03:32 PM
Mostly Harmless.

Adams was such a great writer, though, that I got on board with it. I competely understand the attitude of 'no, I'm not writing any more of these dammit' if that was the case.
 
2011-10-16 03:04:35 PM
farkeruk: That's the best film that I will never watch again.

Oh look, it's this comment again.
 
2011-10-16 03:06:02 PM
What about that movie with the gay cowboys eating pudding?

www.monlog.nl
 
2011-10-16 03:06:46 PM
Sergio Corbucci's spaghetti western, The Grand Silence.

Spoilers:

The ending has the hero/protagonist go to the showdown with the villains only to be ambushed and slaughtered in cold blood. The prisoners he was trying to save are all massacred.
 
2011-10-16 03:07:10 PM
Cool Hand Luke
 
2011-10-16 03:08:44 PM
I think "The Mist" went too far with the tragic ending and overshot into slapstick comedy and self parody. What is it all of 30 seconds after Tom Jane blasts everybody that the army shows up ? Listen to the commentary track and learn that one of the survivors that passes him in the truck is the same lady that leaves the grocery store to go back for her kids she left at home alone. Nobody else dared leave the relative safety of the store to help her. SHE survives and those are her kids next to her in the truck.

The only thing that would have been more over the top was if her two kids were Nelson Muntz pointing and going "HA ha" and Eric Cartman going "Na na n-nya nah You had to shot your family". The credits then roll as a Mass state trooper writes him a $115 ticket for running out of gas on I-95.
 
2011-10-16 03:11:44 PM
Grave of the Fireflies gets my vote for best saddest movie ending.

/have no desire to see it again
 
2011-10-16 03:13:52 PM
The ending to John Carpenter's "The Thing" was ambiguous, not unhappy. I mean, yeah, all the other characters died, but compared to the outcome of the Thing winning it wasn't so unhappy.
 
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