Which is why you keep kids at a 40 yard distance at all times ...

ShawnDoc: PainInTheASP: The only people surprised by this are people who don't have children of their own.

But I've been told repeatedly that little kids don't lie.

Bill Cosby once said kids only tell the truth when they're in pain. He was right.

PainInTheASP: The only people surprised by this are people who don't have children of their own.

I have no kids, and I'm not surprised. And I would bet there are many, many parents who would. Parents can be some of the most delusional people in the world when it comes to their kids. Some kind of chemical imbalance in the brain happens when people have kids.

ShawnDoc: PainInTheASP: The only people surprised by this are people who don't have children of their own.

But I've been told repeatedly that little kids don't lie.

By child psychologists who don't have kids.

That's why children are a dish best served cold.

I may be mixing up my quotes here...

Hawnkee: ShawnDoc: PainInTheASP: The only people surprised by this are people who don't have children of their own.

But I've been told repeatedly that little kids don't lie.

Bill Cosby once said kids only tell the truth when they're in pain. He was right.

I need to get a shock collar for my kid, then.

DNRTFA..

Oh no.. I hope this isn't yet another OWS-related thread..... Title seems like it though

ShawnDoc: PainInTheASP: The only people surprised by this are people who don't have children of their own.

But I've been told repeatedly that little kids don't lie.

I take it you don't have kids.

Awesome, she'll make the perfect CEO someday.

/Daddy wants a NICE "retirement community."

Headline is false. All those people accused in the these cases (new window) were guilty. Why would children make things up?

Kids are just like cows.

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: ShawnDoc: PainInTheASP: The only people surprised by this are people who don't have children of their own.

But I've been told repeatedly that little kids don't lie.

By child psychologists who don't have kids.

Developmental psychologists are plenty aware of the ability for kids to lie or even fail to properly comprehend an event depending on age/developemnt.

TravisBickle62: Which is why you keep kids at a 40 yard distance at all times ...

Hey man, your court order doesn't apply to the rest of us.

diaphoresis: DNRTFA..

Oh no.. I hope this isn't yet another OWS-related thread..... Title seems like it though

Take that shiat to the other tab.

FarkinHostile: PainInTheASP: The only people surprised by this are people who don't have children of their own.

I have no kids, and I'm not surprised. And I would bet there are many, many parents who would. Parents can be some of the most delusional people in the world when it comes to their kids. Some kind of chemical imbalance in the brain happens when people have kids.

Certainly true, it's hard to see your kids as little spawns of the devil, because they're your kids.

Although my 2 year old already is starting to get some of the concepts of lying down. She's told my husband "Dada, I go night night", walk in the direction to her bedroom, and then make a turn into our room and try to turn the TV on so that she can watch Dora the Explorer or Blue's Clues.

Of course kids are awful. That's the entire point of being a parent. You *raise* the kid so they are a decent human being, or at least, you attempt to do so. I'm not saying there aren't some crazies out there who will just do whatever they want regardless of parenting.

We already know they aren't smart enough to make important well thought out decisions or do calculus. They haven't learned how yet. But yet people expect them to pop out of the womb going "I say dear chap! Terribly sorry about your day, might I do something to help?"

Empathy and compassion must be taught, just like spelling and arithmetic.

anahole: FarkinHostile: PainInTheASP: The only people surprised by this are people who don't have children of their own.

I have no kids, and I'm not surprised. And I would bet there are many, many parents who would. Parents can be some of the most delusional people in the world when it comes to their kids. Some kind of chemical imbalance in the brain happens when people have kids.

Certainly true, it's hard to see your kids as little spawns of the devil, because they're your kids.

Although my 2 year old already is starting to get some of the concepts of lying down. She's told my husband "Dada, I go night night", walk in the direction to her bedroom, and then make a turn into our room and try to turn the TV on so that she can watch Dora the Explorer or Blue's Clues.

Due us a favor and sacrifice it to Lucifer ...

For those that have raised a human from miniature to adulthood - was anyone else checking for an obvious tag?
My advice is to have one child earlier than your childless peers, listen to all the great advice from non-parents and then point and laugh when they throw away all the great advice they offered to you when they reproduce.
Back to the topic at hand, Salem witch trials. 'Nuff said.

Porous Horace: That's why children are a dish best served cold.

I may be mixing up my quotes here...

I like my children the way I like my scotch. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

StoPPeRmobile: diaphoresis: DNRTFA..

Oh no.. I hope this isn't yet another OWS-related thread..... Title seems like it though

Take that shiat to the other tab.

No.

TravisBickle62:

Due us a favor and sacrifice it to Lucifer ...


Do us a favor and learn the difference between "do" and "due".

Do you hate women as well? I don't understand unreasonable hatred for children. Kids can be royal pains in the ass, but they can be awesome as well.

FarkinHostile: TravisBickle62:

Due us a favor and sacrifice it to Lucifer ...


Do us a favor and learn the difference between "do" and "due".

Do you hate women as well? I don't understand unreasonable hatred for children. Kids can be royal pains in the ass, but they can be awesome as well.

That's why you don't understand it.

/Answering your own questions can be tricky, but you pulled it off flawlessly.. +1

BarbadoSlim: Kids are just like cows.

False. Kids are not nearly as delicious no matter how you cook 'em.

FarkinHostile: TravisBickle62:

Due us a favor and sacrifice it to Lucifer ...


Do us a favor and learn the difference between "do" and "due".

Do you hate women as well? I don't understand unreasonable hatred for children. Kids can be royal pains in the ass, but they can be awesome as well.

I didn't take him seriously.

If he was, I still don't. It's hard to take anyone seriously who hates children...since they used to be one too.

And your point is...

/still depressed and angry that 2 kids stole one of my cats out of my yard yesterday.

Jixa: And your point is...

/still depressed and angry that 2 kids stole one of my cats out of my yard yesterday.

Are you sure it wasn't a Snowflake? :-P That gator coulda jumped threads....

Barakku: BarbadoSlim: Kids are just like cows.

False. Kids are not nearly as delicious no matter how you cook 'em.



/disagrees

TravisBickle62: anahole: FarkinHostile: PainInTheASP: The only people surprised by this are people who don't have children of their own.

I have no kids, and I'm not surprised. And I would bet there are many, many parents who would. Parents can be some of the most delusional people in the world when it comes to their kids. Some kind of chemical imbalance in the brain happens when people have kids.

Certainly true, it's hard to see your kids as little spawns of the devil, because they're your kids.

Although my 2 year old already is starting to get some of the concepts of lying down. She's told my husband "Dada, I go night night", walk in the direction to her bedroom, and then make a turn into our room and try to turn the TV on so that she can watch Dora the Explorer or Blue's Clues.

Due us a favor and sacrifice it to Lucifer ...

Why? She's a cute kid otherwise and pretty damn smart to boot. She's already managed to show her grandparents how to use three different electronics just by playing with them, she knows enough to yell "No no!" at a kid when they're going up the slide the wrong way or not using the ladders correctly at the playground, and if she sees another kid crying, she'll try to go up and give that kid a hug to make them feel better. One of her few faults usually involves her attempts to "hug" the cat.

you are a puppet: Headline is false. All those people accused in the these cases (new window) were guilty. Why would children make things up?

Well I offer myself as proof to 'why would children make things up'. While considering now I live a relatively normal life with a house and a job at a place 85-90% of farkers I am sure go to on a regular basis, when I was 8-13 I did things such as start fires, stole jawbreakers from the store near our middle school hell I even got one teacher fired because he gave other kids a perk, which I could have earned just by doing 2 basic tasks, but decided not to, and told some lies because I was pissed off.

Not saying those in your link lied, because obviously there was something amiss with those cases, but children do lie. They do it to get attention or they do it not knowing what a lie is. If you don't educate your child on lying (such as one of my old old best friends) they will end up in the ditch somewhere (which is what me and my friends thought happened to my old friend, and this was when we were 14). Hate to say it, but the father didn't care one bit.. perpetual ignorance validated by a father figure.

Shakespeare's Monkey: Kids are remorseless sociopathic bastards who won't hesitate to destroy your life in order to get some attention

Whar is obvious tag, whar?

obvious tag was on vacation in Florida.

Most of the time I am fine with the Florida tag, but how is this isolated to Florida? Wouldn't the Obvious tag be more appropriate?

Barakku: BarbadoSlim: Kids are just like cows.

False. Kids are not nearly as delicious no matter how you cook 'em.

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W.C. Fields: Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.

alowishus: Barakku: BarbadoSlim: Kids are just like cows.

False. Kids are not nearly as delicious no matter how you cook 'em.

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/disagrees

d'oh!

PainInTheASP: The only people surprised by this are people who don't have children of their own.

I don't have kids, and I'm far from surprised. Most kids are disrespectful, loud, stupid, insensitive little beasts who were spawned by disrespectful, loud, stupid, insensitive parents. My parents anymore just laugh at other parents today. They never had to deal with 1/100th of the shiat they've seen parents nowadays put up with, and my sister and I always point out to them that we tortured them, just in more subtle ways. We didn't run around screaming in public, or knocking displays on the floor, or dumping food everywhere at a restaurant, or started kicking and screaming at a toy store because they wouldn't buy us something that we wanted.

No, we farked with their heads instead. There's a 5 1/2 year age gap between my younger sister and I, so when we were little, we never got along. She was too young to play with me or my friends, and she hated that and would pitch fits. Well, when we wanted to scare our parents.....we'd just start being really, really nice to each other. "Oh ****, I'll get that toy for you." "Thank you ******." We'd hold hands when walking out in public together, or I'd push her in her stroller......our parents thought we were plotting something horrible and terrible. We were NEVER nice to each other, so when we started being the best of friends, they knew something was up. Or, we'd do the inverse and not speak to each other. We still do that now, to be honest.

PainInTheASP: The only people surprised by this are people who don't have children of their own.

Not necessarily. Ask me why I'm 32 with no kids.

PainInTheASP: The only people surprised by this are people who don't have children of their own.

Actually I don't have any kids but no what a drain can be on the parents. It's kind of funny, I work in a group where I'm the second oldest but I look much younger. The difference, the rest of my co-workers have kids.

It sucks the life right out of you.

Your children are abominations, you and your indiscriminate breeding are helping to destroy the planet ... do the world a favor, pack your kids into your car, tie them into their child seats, and drive the car off of a pier into deep water.

Florida tag killed the entire family of Obvious Tag, or what?
I remember being a kid. I lied A LOT. I lied about what country I'm from. I lied about finding things. I was a little hellion.
Of course the joke is on me, since I have kids now of my own.

I know. I work in the schools.

TravisBickle62: Your children are abominations, you and your indiscriminate breeding are helping to destroy the planet ... do the world a favor, pack your kids into your car, tie them into their child seats, and drive the car off of a pier into deep water.

Susan Smith approves..