Nipples are clearly important. The areolae should be small and the nipple itself should be eraser-sized when unstimulated and grow to double or triple that with some minor friction. As the article says, they should ideally be pointing upwards, which signifies youth.

But as far as size goes, it's probably more of a personal preference. I like them small, but I know guys who like fat women.

I was told there would be no math.

"Anything more than a mouthful is wasted"

\approves

AverageAmericanGuy: Nipples are clearly important. The areolae should be small and the nipple itself should be eraser-sized when unstimulated and grow to double or triple that with some minor friction. As the article says, they should ideally be pointing upwards, which signifies youth.

But as far as size goes, it's probably more of a personal preference. I like them small, but I know guys who like fat women.

Awww, did a skinny girl with big boobs make you very sad in the past?

/ I like big knockers, but I know guys who like tall girls.

My boobs are imperfect but that's totally ok.

Look!
Up in the sky.
Tits a bird,
Tits a plane.
Tits a bookmark!

What is a bookmark?

Oh, and EIP.

My girlfriend's. She's got great boobs.

It's a tough life I lead.

/No, you can't have pics

The ideal breasts are the ones I'm allowed to play with.

I had no time for the figures numbers and letters, but everything else was good

Tyrone Slothrop: "Anything more than a mouthful is wasted"

Steven Tyler's wife must have double Gs then.

Can someone remind us of the rules for BIE?

I used to have the greatest boobs. But alas, time has taken it's toll. I hate getting old.

JonZoidberg: The ideal breasts are the ones I'm allowed to play with.

pretty much this.

/long, long, time since any were ideal
//sad

Where do I apply?

guys who like small boobs are closet homosexuals. Not being mean.. I have tons of gay friends

This thread is useless without pics tits.

Heh, that line from the nipple reminds me of my ex giving me a shoot with her breast milk when she was lactating... Used to fake cock the nipple and everything.

The perfect boob shape is the kind that isn't saggy, the rest have free right of passage for a free tongue inspection. Really ladies, your boobs are awesome, I've met way too many chicks self confident about awesome bodies. Waste that energy dreaming up new positions to surpriae your man with instead of fretting over pointless bullahit.

Best Breasts (in order)

1. Those I can touch

2. Those I can see

3. Those I can think about

4. Pictures of breasts

5. Everything else

At my age, the perfect boobs are the ones that are within arm's length and naked.

Digital Communist: I know guys who like tall girls.

Where?

There is no such thing as best.

That's like saying what's the best song, or pie, or shape of cloud.

Infinite variety is absolutely essential.

AverageAmericanGuy: tself should be eraser-sized when unstimulated and grow to double or triple that with some minor friction

AverageAmericanGuy's ideal nipple:

JonZoidberg: The ideal breasts are the ones I'm allowed to play with.

Pretty much this. Unless they are so droopy I need to use two hands because they are like over-moist bread dough.

/Apologies. I hope you have brain bleach around

Here, let me make that up to you.

beer4breakfast: AverageAmericanGuy: tself should be eraser-sized when unstimulated and grow to double or triple that with some minor friction

AverageAmericanGuy's ideal nipple:

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It's early, let us see where this goes shaaaaaal we?

My wife has great breasts (firm, nipples are perfectly shaped etc) but she is not happy with them and wants implants to make them bigger...I'm ok with this.

I didn't realize they came in different shapes.

special20: My interests are usually focused southward. However, a good rack makes a woman more confident from what I've experienced. Aesthetically, boobs are always beautiful no matter what size, when they are presented nicely.

EIP.

This also. Therefore:



/Hope that gets through the new rules.

jaymanchu: My wife has great breasts (firm, nipples are perfectly shaped etc) but she is not happy with them and wants implants to make them bigger...I'm ok with this.

I have an ex who has great breasts and the times she brought up implants I said that was crazy but hey, if it makes you feel better about yourself go for it. I was still secretly glad she never did it though.

All breasts are perfect in their own way.

/ EIP

Two words: (young) Christy Canyon

How long have we been 'enhancing' boobs and doctors are only just now trying to define what shape they should be trying to mould?

/nothing against fake boobs
//real if I can touch 'em

watson.t.hamster: There is no such thing as best.

That's like saying what's the best song, or pie, or shape of cloud.

Infinite variety is absolutely essential.

Link (new window). Pecan. Cloudless skies.

/pecan shaped breasts, though...

So far, you boys have disappointed me with your postings.