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(Daily Mail) Cool Best job ever: determining the ideal breast shape by examining Page 3 girls. With a rather Not Safe For Work illustration of the perfect breastastic geometry   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 439
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2011-10-16 01:19:57 AM
This is going to be an epic thread.
 
2011-10-16 06:33:41 AM
Pointy and Puffy



Period
 
2011-10-16 09:35:22 AM
Nipples are clearly important. The areolae should be small and the nipple itself should be eraser-sized when unstimulated and grow to double or triple that with some minor friction. As the article says, they should ideally be pointing upwards, which signifies youth.

But as far as size goes, it's probably more of a personal preference. I like them small, but I know guys who like fat women.
 
2011-10-16 09:41:25 AM
Can we have a new rule? If the headline says the link is NSFW, and the topic is boobs, can we just let the entire thread be NSFW and have an actual Boobpocalypse in here?
 
2011-10-16 09:51:09 AM
I know it when I see them. NSFW Link (new window)
 
2011-10-16 10:11:55 AM
You Cant Explain That: Pointy and Puffy



Period


I hope so. Remind me to bookmark it so I can check back after work.
 
2011-10-16 10:14:28 AM
Ah the ever important "you could put an eye out with those things" placement of the nipple angle. Not often found outside their native Sugerylandia, these elusive critters will pop up every now and then on Brazilian beaches or running rampant in the San Fernando Valley during mating season, which is curiously only done in front of film crews.
 
2011-10-16 10:15:35 AM
school.discoveryeducation.com
 
2011-10-16 10:15:57 AM
I was told there would be no math.
 
2011-10-16 10:17:00 AM
"Anything more than a mouthful is wasted"
 
2011-10-16 10:17:39 AM
i research this subject quite frequently
 
2011-10-16 10:19:42 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: ... should be eraser-sized when unstimulated and grow to double or triple that with some minor friction ...

i256.photobucket.com

Jeez, dude.
 
2011-10-16 10:19:54 AM
www.simplyartonline.net

\approves
 
2011-10-16 10:20:05 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: Nipples are clearly important. The areolae should be small and the nipple itself should be eraser-sized when unstimulated and grow to double or triple that with some minor friction. As the article says, they should ideally be pointing upwards, which signifies youth.

But as far as size goes, it's probably more of a personal preference. I like them small, but I know guys who like fat women.


Awww, did a skinny girl with big boobs make you very sad in the past?

/ I like big knockers, but I know guys who like tall girls.
 
2011-10-16 10:20:10 AM
brap: "you could put an eye out with those things"

You Can Hang Yer Hat On 'Em℠
 
2011-10-16 10:20:57 AM
My boobs are imperfect but that's totally ok.
 
2011-10-16 10:21:12 AM
Look!
Up in the sky.
Tits a bird,
Tits a plane.
Tits a bookmark!
 
2011-10-16 10:21:24 AM
What is a bookmark?

Oh, and EIP.
 
2011-10-16 10:21:37 AM
My girlfriend's. She's got great boobs.

It's a tough life I lead.

/No, you can't have pics
 
2011-10-16 10:22:15 AM
The ideal breasts are the ones I'm allowed to play with.
 
2011-10-16 10:22:41 AM
I had no time for the figures numbers and letters, but everything else was good
 
2011-10-16 10:22:50 AM
Tyrone Slothrop: "Anything more than a mouthful is wasted"

Steven Tyler's wife must have double Gs then.
 
2011-10-16 10:25:13 AM
Can someone remind us of the rules for BIE?
 
2011-10-16 10:26:07 AM
I used to have the greatest boobs. But alas, time has taken it's toll. I hate getting old.
 
2011-10-16 10:26:19 AM
JonZoidberg: The ideal breasts are the ones I'm allowed to play with.

pretty much this.

/long, long, time since any were ideal
//sad
 
2011-10-16 10:26:32 AM
My interests are usually focused southward. However, a good rack makes a woman more confident from what I've experienced. Aesthetically, boobs are always beautiful no matter what size, when they are presented nicely.

EIP.
 
2011-10-16 10:27:23 AM
Where do I apply?
 
2011-10-16 10:27:25 AM
guys who like small boobs are closet homosexuals. Not being mean.. I have tons of gay friends
 
2011-10-16 10:27:40 AM
This thread is useless without pics tits.
 
2011-10-16 10:27:46 AM
Heh, that line from the nipple reminds me of my ex giving me a shoot with her breast milk when she was lactating... Used to fake cock the nipple and everything.

The perfect boob shape is the kind that isn't saggy, the rest have free right of passage for a free tongue inspection. Really ladies, your boobs are awesome, I've met way too many chicks self confident about awesome bodies. Waste that energy dreaming up new positions to surpriae your man with instead of fretting over pointless bullahit.
 
2011-10-16 10:27:49 AM
Best Breasts (in order)

1. Those I can touch

2. Those I can see

3. Those I can think about

4. Pictures of breasts

5. Everything else
 
2011-10-16 10:27:59 AM
At my age, the perfect boobs are the ones that are within arm's length and naked.
 
2011-10-16 10:28:07 AM
Digital Communist: I know guys who like tall girls.

Where?
 
2011-10-16 10:28:40 AM
There is no such thing as best.

That's like saying what's the best song, or pie, or shape of cloud.

Infinite variety is absolutely essential.
 
2011-10-16 10:30:03 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: tself should be eraser-sized when unstimulated and grow to double or triple that with some minor friction

AverageAmericanGuy's ideal nipple:

t0.gstatic.com
 
2011-10-16 10:30:17 AM
JonZoidberg: The ideal breasts are the ones I'm allowed to play with.

Pretty much this. Unless they are so droopy I need to use two hands because they are like over-moist bread dough.

/Apologies. I hope you have brain bleach around

Here, let me make that up to you.

www.mediaformorons.com
 
2011-10-16 10:30:33 AM
beer4breakfast: AverageAmericanGuy: tself should be eraser-sized when unstimulated and grow to double or triple that with some minor friction

AverageAmericanGuy's ideal nipple:

[t0.gstatic.com image 225x225]


fap fap fap fap
 
2011-10-16 10:32:23 AM
It's early, let us see where this goes shaaaaaal we?
 
2011-10-16 10:32:41 AM
My wife has great breasts (firm, nipples are perfectly shaped etc) but she is not happy with them and wants implants to make them bigger...I'm ok with this.
 
2011-10-16 10:33:29 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-10-16 10:34:19 AM
There is no way the texans are going to beat the ravens today. Oops, wrong article.
 
2011-10-16 10:34:39 AM
I didn't realize they came in different shapes.
images.mudfooted.com
 
2011-10-16 10:35:09 AM
special20: My interests are usually focused southward. However, a good rack makes a woman more confident from what I've experienced. Aesthetically, boobs are always beautiful no matter what size, when they are presented nicely.

EIP.


This also. Therefore:

img576.imageshack.us

/Hope that gets through the new rules.
 
2011-10-16 10:36:09 AM
jaymanchu: My wife has great breasts (firm, nipples are perfectly shaped etc) but she is not happy with them and wants implants to make them bigger...I'm ok with this.

I have an ex who has great breasts and the times she brought up implants I said that was crazy but hey, if it makes you feel better about yourself go for it. I was still secretly glad she never did it though.
 
2011-10-16 10:36:41 AM
All breasts are perfect in their own way.

/ EIP
 
2011-10-16 10:36:56 AM
Matthew Keene: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 251x245]

You're fired.
 
2011-10-16 10:37:30 AM
Two words: (young) Christy Canyon
 
2011-10-16 10:37:43 AM
How long have we been 'enhancing' boobs and doctors are only just now trying to define what shape they should be trying to mould?

/nothing against fake boobs
//real if I can touch 'em
 
2011-10-16 10:38:48 AM
watson.t.hamster: There is no such thing as best.

That's like saying what's the best song, or pie, or shape of cloud.

Infinite variety is absolutely essential.


Link (new window). Pecan. Cloudless skies.

/pecan shaped breasts, though...
 
2011-10-16 10:39:29 AM
So far, you boys have disappointed me with your postings.
 
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