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(Celebslam) Stupid Celebslam wants you to freak out over this picture of Jessica Biel sans makeup. Everybody remain orderly   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 90
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hubiestubert [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 06:16:04 PM
...yeah, she looks like a normal pretty gal, vaguely tired, and bemused, sans makeup.

The horror...
 
Uncle Wiggly [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 06:21:37 PM
Good Lord! She's not stuffed with plastic or cut into a Jokeresque rictus! What's wrong with you people!
 
The Onanist [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 06:24:42 PM
Commence "Freaking out."

i1218.photobucket.com
 
bigpeeler [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 06:25:16 PM
I would gladly wake up to that blank canvas every day for the rest of my life.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 06:33:23 PM
I don't think anyone's "freaking out", even the author of TFA.
 
hackhix [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 06:37:29 PM
from the comments "Jessica Biel with no makeup, no legs, bleeding from the mouth and muttering "Brainsssss....." is more sexy than a Kardashian"


LMAO
 
But Wait There's More [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 06:37:54 PM
www.funnyforumpics.com
 
ultraholland
2011-10-15 07:01:25 PM
I call ejaculating "freaking out"
 
fusillade762
2011-10-15 07:11:54 PM
Aaahh Freak out!
Le Freak, C'est Chic
 
dumbandilikeit [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 07:29:17 PM
As a chick I would kill to look like that without makeup.
 
MadSkillz [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 08:13:27 PM
She looks great. Sexy even!
 
Tarkus [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 08:58:05 PM
The photo is out of focus. I'd be embarrassed to publish such shoddy work if I was a professional.
 
zato_ichi
2011-10-15 09:08:33 PM
I would micturate in her posterior.
 
Killer Refresh Rate
2011-10-15 09:12:00 PM
If THAT is considered ugly, then I want to live in whatever awesome super-sexy world the person who created that article lives in.
 
AbbeySomeone
2011-10-15 09:12:58 PM
She is a classic beauty and greatly underappreciated by boys seeking tranny looking, overly madeup, scrawny girls with fake everything.
 
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
2011-10-15 09:13:49 PM
I would "do" her, as the kids like to say.
 
Chariset [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 09:14:57 PM
Oh! Oh God! It's--

Um..

Yeah.

Bleary, without makeup, out of focus, and photographed from about half a mile away, and she still looks better than most.
 
bulldg4life
2011-10-15 09:17:05 PM
Someone getting of a 10 hour plane flight doesn't look like they do right before a photoshoot or walking down the red carpet?

Well, I'll be damned.
 
alsih2o
2011-10-15 09:28:54 PM
Whoever wrote that she was looking bad here should be beat to death by a group using Roseanna Barr and Kathy Bates as cudgels.
 
skinink
2011-10-15 09:30:11 PM

OMG, I'm supposed to be disgusted by an overexposed picture of Jessica Biel!!!


If anything, that picture shows me that after a ten hour flight, not only does she still look decent, she also has great hair and her skin seems mostly flawless. How did the paparazzi make any money from such an unimportant pic?

 
CalamitousCrasher
2011-10-15 09:32:20 PM
Killer Refresh Rate: If THAT is considered ugly, then I want to live in whatever awesome super-sexy world the person who created that article lives in.

No kidding. It's like the authors of these "OMG! She looks horrid!" articles all have harems crammed full of super models that wear un-removable makeup... forever.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 09:37:16 PM
skinink: OMG, I'm supposed to be disgusted by an overexposed picture of Jessica Biel!!!

I don't think anyone's saying that at all. Everyone's all pissed off for nothing.
 
Harry_Seldon
2011-10-15 09:37:38 PM
dumbandilikeit: As a chick I would kill to look like that without makeup.

murderous wench
 
BilltheThrill
2011-10-15 09:43:00 PM
Comments on TFA are freaking hysterical. I especially like the unprompted rant on American middle east policy.
 
sirrerun
2011-10-15 09:45:42 PM
BilltheThrill: Comments on TFA are freaking hysterical. I especially like the unprompted rant on American middle east policy.

"What meaning squeal?? I want learn some English words."
 
fusillade762
2011-10-15 09:50:21 PM
alsih2o: Whoever wrote that she was looking bad here should be beat to death by a group using Roseanna Barr and Kathy Bates as cudgels.

You're gonna need a bigger group...
 
dramatools [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 09:55:45 PM
Maybe she flew economy... that would explain it. I'm sure she would have emerged Maxim-ready had she gone first class.
 
Harry_Seldon
2011-10-15 09:58:44 PM
I may be in the minority here, but that is just an a bad over exposed frame of life captured digitally of a very beautiful woman.
 
rickycal78
2011-10-15 10:05:26 PM
I would happily murder truckloads of puppies, kittens and any other animal people consider cute to be able to wake up to that. Looks damn good for no makeup.
 
zvoidx
2011-10-15 10:16:29 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Successful troll is successful.
 
Bagelox-99
2011-10-15 10:40:10 PM
The target audience for celebrity gossip is the one Celebslam wants to freak out. Fark is clearly not said target audience.
 
domo_kun_sai
2011-10-15 10:41:19 PM
It has never been about the face when it comes to Jessica Biel.
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-10-15 10:41:47 PM
I dunno. I like her face. It's one of the prettiest I've ever come across.
 
BillDozer357
2011-10-15 10:42:51 PM
King of England, Gordon Lightfoot, etc...
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-10-15 10:45:25 PM
BillDozer357: King of England, Gordon Lightfoot, etc...

You...would...hit it so hard the King of England would write a song about Gordon Lightfoot?
 
Harry_Seldon
2011-10-15 10:46:44 PM
PizzaJedi81: I dunno. I like her face. It's one of the prettiest I've ever come across.

Justin?
 
MurphyMurphy
2011-10-15 11:02:55 PM
dumbandilikeit: As a chick I would kill to look like that without makeup.

well, you could kill her and take her face....
 
AbiNormal
2011-10-15 11:03:42 PM
I'd be happy with a woman who looked like that on her best day.
 
Dr J Zoidberg [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 11:04:31 PM
www.protias.com
 
Morpheses
2011-10-15 11:06:05 PM
MurphyMurphy: dumbandilikeit: As a chick I would kill to look like that without makeup.

well, you could kill her and take her face....

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS FACE!!!!
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-10-15 11:09:03 PM
AbiNormal: I'd be happy with a woman who looked like that on her best day.

I'd be happy with a woman.
 
italie
2011-10-15 11:09:18 PM
Would.

Book it. Done
 
Ika7734
2011-10-15 11:18:50 PM
PizzaJedi81: AbiNormal: I'd be happy with a woman who looked like that on her best day.

I'd be happy with a woman.

67.23.4.149

Approves
 
The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 11:19:17 PM
But Wait There's More:

Haha! I made that! Nice to see someone likes it
 
Flappyhead
2011-10-15 11:21:36 PM
Dear Celebslam, that's what a real woman looks like. If you don't want her then I'll gladly wreck it like a paper plane in a tornado.
 
Rwa2play
2011-10-15 11:27:21 PM
bigpeeler: I would gladly wake up to that blank canvas every day for the rest of my life.

bearsrepeating.jpg
 
doczoidberg [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 11:36:55 PM
Bad nosejob....
 
smeag0l
2011-10-15 11:37:00 PM
Bagelox-99: The target audience for celebrity gossip is the one Celebslam wants to freak out. Fark is clearly not said target audience.

Yet we link to it everyday. Bullshiat we're not the target audience.
 
Fuggin Bizzy [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 11:38:58 PM
Mugato: skinink: OMG, I'm supposed to be disgusted by an overexposed picture of Jessica Biel!!!

I don't think anyone's saying that at all. Everyone's all pissed off for nothing.

I'm pissed off with a damn good reason, so fark you.
 
BillDozer357
2011-10-16 12:04:56 AM
PizzaJedi81: BillDozer357: King of England, Gordon Lightfoot, etc...

You...would...hit it so hard the King of England would write a song about Gordon Lightfoot?

No, no. Whomever pulled my England out of her would be crowned the King Gordon of Lightfoot.

/My brain hurts.
 
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