I suspect SJP's defenders will be in here 'furlong.

Fark is the place where the meaning of words goes to die. Here, every isolationist, social conservative is called a NeoCon, a centrist, constantly compromising President Obama is called a socialist, and every moderately unattractive woman is said to look like horse.

This is simply not true. Horse-faced means something. You can't call every women a horse just because she looks a little weird. She should actually have some horse-like features.

That being said, Jesus Christ, Sarah Jessica Parker really does look like a horse. Sweet merciful crap.

If this is true, she needs to go to the trough for this one.

/ I lived next door to "fark's" horseface for six years in Joisey when she was doing "Annie"
/Englewood!!

/the parties, that's another story for another time

Truth is: Still hear from the family as my sisters did a good deal of babysitting.

Also, Frank Stallone was also my bartender at a bar in Englewood.
/that's right, I went there

Wow, I give that a +1

She's starring in that new Spielberg movie coming out on Christmas.

Is subby George Costanza?

Oh, subby.

*sighs, chuckles, upvotes*

All the hate on this woman, is chivalry dead?

jbc: I suspect SJP's defenders will be in here 'furlong.

PhiloeBedoe: All the hate on this woman, is chivalry dead?

Took longer than I expected. Also, use of "is chivalry dead?" instantly creates the mental image of:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Oh, subby.

*sighs, chuckles, upvotes*

BridgeHaptoms' are so very ..just "Blashe"

"Your feet look fine, dear."

Pic from article is screaming for captions.

That's probably the most flattering shot of SJP I've ever seen. Did they do something different with her hair?

DanZero: OFFICIAL SJP HEADLINES SINCE JULY 18, 2006 (yes, it's been going on THAT long)

original by thomps, cleaned up by me

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Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit to produce new HBO comedy series set in... wait for it... New York City

In retrospect, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit realizes it was probably a bad idea to wear black to her own wedding

Matthew Broderick breaks collar bone after falling off Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker in Seattle to promote new fragrance, "Lovely". When asked if her looks were the inspiration behind the name, Ms. Parker replied, "neigh"

Sarah Jessica Parker still loves trick-or-treating, getting sugar cubes

Sarah Jessica parker has a long face over reviving her famous character for the movie version of "Sex and the City." No really, the high heels wrecked her knees

Sarah Jessica Parker may have finally found soulmate in upcoming "Sex and the City" movie. Submitter thought Mr. Ed died years ago

Sarah Jessica Parker takes a tumble during Vogue photoshoot. Thank goodness she didn't break her leg

Sarah Jessica Parker stamps her hoof three times to show that she's upset about being voted the "world's unsexiest woman"

Sarah Jessica Parker says the outer boroughs of NYC becoming more attractive than Manhattan due to lower cost of living, proximity to Belmont Park

Sarah Jessica Parker won't eat next to her "Sex In The City" co-stars, preferring the pile of hay in the corner

Dennis Quaid's reaction to filming a love scene with Sarah Jessica Parker just five minutes after meeting her? "WHOA."

Sarah Jessica Parker attends premiere in $9 dress, proving that she can keep herself from being saddled down with high fashion costs

Sarah Jessica Parker admits that she relies on a groomer to make her mane manageable

Kayla Paige looks like Sarah Jessica Parker, only more neighked

Sarah Jessica Parker wants you to stop with the horseface jokes or she'll throttle you with her 90-year-old woman hands

Sarah Jessica Parker won't say "neigh" to a "Sex and the City" sequel

The Daily Mail examines the two faces of Sarah Jessica Parker - one longer than the other

Sarah Jessica Parker makes it clear that she hates photo finishes

Sarah Jessica Parker stamped her hooves and bucked wildly after finding out the dress she wore to the "Sex and the City" premiere was worn twice before by other celebs

Sarah Jessica Parker not amused by websites claiming she looks like a horse, equines to comment

Big Brown looks to knock off Sarah Jessica Parker as the top horse this weekend (a/k/a your Belmont Stakes discussion thread)

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's son bans the word "fat" from the household, insists the word upsets him more than anything. Submitter thought "glue factory" would rattle him more

Sarah Jessica Parker is afraid that her son will do something foalish such as becoming a smoker. If he ever takes up smoking, perhaps she can make him stop colt turkey

Sarah Jessica hoists a hoof and stomps around the stable on news that her new movie will be out soon, and tells neighsayers that they aren't cool

NCAA bans horse-collar tackling in football. Sarah Jessica Parker unavailable for comment

Sarah Jessica Parker unable to bridle her enthusiasm for a "Sex and the City" sequel

Hugh Jackman terrified by pack of charging horses while filming "Australia." In related news, you won't see him co-starring with Sarah Jessica Parker or Julia Roberts anytime soon

Sarah Jessica Parker says that a second "Sex and the City" movie isn't hot to trot just yet

Kim Cattrall looks forward to starting work on the "Sex and the City" sequel just because of the casting couch experiences. Sarah Jessica Parker, on the other hand, is entirely more stable

Sarah Jessica Parker consults "astrotherapist" for personal advice, instead of relying on good old-fashioned horse sense

Humans causing rapid evolution in animals. So that explains why horses are starting to look like Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker's relationship with Matthew Broderick has gone colt

Humans causing rapid evolution in animals. So th ...

Jeezus, that's amazing. Hay, do you think she's aware of this? Yea or niegh?

I know, wrong movie and all, but when did he turn into Principal Vernon?

Rapmaster2000: Eh, for her age, her body rocks. I'd hit it. And you probably would too.

Dude when she caught me in a sexual position next door, she was 12-years -old!!!

/it was just a neeeeeeeighbor

timswar: Rapmaster2000: Eh, for her age, her body rocks. I'd hit it. And you probably would too.

Ah, but could you last the full 8 seconds?

I couldn't. But then again, that wouldn't be anything new with me.

pavaroso: John Buck 41: Jeezus, that's amazing

Dude. Really? You quoted the whole thing?

And, just 4 posts after the original item?

Dude.

You'll get over it, trust me.