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(Orlando Sentinel) Interesting Based on how much people are spending on elaborate Halloween props, you would never think the country is on the brink of an economic collapse   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 53
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2011-10-15 12:39:45 PM
In other news, people are willing to spend more money during festive times to break away from the depression and monotony of real life.
 
2011-10-15 12:47:55 PM
Maybe we aren't actually on the brink of an economic collapse.
 
2011-10-15 12:55:06 PM
Sarah Palin's Conscience: In other news, people are willing to spend more money during festive times to break away from the depression and monotony of real life.

and more so when the real world is suckier.
 
2011-10-15 06:07:44 PM
img10.imageshack.us

My rider was $30 at Walgreens. I have to tie his gown down at the back because he doesn't have an ass.
 
2011-10-15 07:52:46 PM
People will continue to throw money at the smokescreen holidays that have kept them happy wage slaves? I am shocked!
 
2011-10-15 07:57:47 PM
Are they counting all the Guy Fawkes masks as Halloween purchases or something?
 
2011-10-15 07:58:18 PM
Denial is a biatch.
 
2011-10-15 07:58:28 PM
...it isn't.
 
2011-10-15 08:00:55 PM
Went back to RTFA and all I gotta say is,

his 13-year-old daughter Jailene

/facepalm
 
2011-10-15 08:09:13 PM
From what I gather, seems one of the reason we're "on the brink of an economic collapse" is because there's a good possibility that people won't spend a lot of money during the holidays, which will hurt retail which will hurt production/marketing/manufacturing and so on and so on. So I don't follow subby's ideas on decrying people for daring to spend time and money on funny/happy holiday traditions as people have done for centuries.
 
2011-10-15 08:11:48 PM
BolloxReader: his 13-year-old daughter Jailene

Holy moly!!

Methylene is too common, I guess?
 
2011-10-15 08:15:16 PM
Putting up a good array of Halloween decorations, makes for nice bait, for fresh meat, for the winter.
 
2011-10-15 08:18:56 PM
I don't do Halloween. Don't do parties. I used to have literally 100 kids stop here in the early/mid 90s. That's a lot of farking candy and a lot of opening the front door letting cold air blow in. When the crazy ex g/f moved out in '97 I said FTS and Mrs. Buck is on the same page. No decorations, no outside lights on, shades drawn, we get left the fark alone.

Yeah, I'm that guy.
 
2011-10-15 08:26:11 PM
wyltoknow: From what I gather, seems one of the reason we're "on the brink of an economic collapse" is because there's a good possibility that people won't spend a lot of money during the holidays, which will hurt retail which will hurt production/marketing/manufacturing and so on and so on. So I don't follow subby's ideas on decrying people for daring to spend time and money on funny/happy holiday traditions as people have done for centuries.

We have much bigger problems that people not spending money during the holidays. I hate to burst anyone's bubble, but next halloween will be homemade decorations.
 
2011-10-15 08:26:14 PM
Who could be inducing people to spend money in a down economy? Could it be...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-10-15 08:33:43 PM
Real Americans use their bootstraps for decorations.
 
2011-10-15 08:38:30 PM
Eh, if the financial system is about to go tits up, there's not much sense saving money, because it will evaporate when the financial system poofs.
 
2011-10-15 08:40:05 PM
We wouldn't be on the brink of economic collapse if even half these decorations we're buying were made by anyone outside China.
 
2011-10-15 08:40:10 PM
That said, I don't decorate for Samhain, because the trick or treaters don't bother with undecorated houses around here, and I don't have any intention of spending a perfectly good night not being able to do anything but answer the door and hand out candy to other people's crotchfruit.
 
2011-10-15 08:40:30 PM
/from my cardboard box to yours, Happy Holidays!
//only once a year is living in a cardboard box considered festive
///get off my well manicured alley
 
2011-10-15 08:42:29 PM
Godscrack: [img10.imageshack.us image 428x321]

My rider was $30 at Walgreens. I have to tie his gown down at the back because he doesn't have an ass.


Nice - haven't seen that one yet. We'll be going to the store tomorrow to see what's new this year, and to look for costumes. I lerve Halloween! (:

t3.gstatic.com

Not mine, but a cutie.

/Yes, I know, the animal costume thread is a couple of doors over on the left.
 
2011-10-15 08:48:42 PM
wyltoknow: From what I gather, seems one of the reason we're "on the brink of an economic collapse" is because there's a good possibility that people won't spend a lot of money during the holidays, which will hurt retail which will hurt production/marketing/manufacturing and so on and so on. So I don't follow subby's ideas on decrying people for daring to spend time and money on funny/happy holiday traditions as people have done for centuries.

I will then. How did things get to the point where we allow huge corporations to trash the environment, take all our jobs overseas, gladly give them every spare dime we have and beg for the privilege, and then for a last insult we just sit and take it when we're told that we need to go shopping more, because WE're supposed to be the ones that keep our economy afloat? So we go shopping.

Never have so many sheep gone so willingly to slaughter.

/Guess how much I support fake holidays?
 
2011-10-15 08:57:23 PM
Sarah Palin's Conscience: In other news, people are willing to spend more money during festive times to break away from the depression and monotony of real life.

FloydA: Maybe we aren't actually on the brink of an economic collapse.

Maybe both are true.
 
TJT
2011-10-15 09:03:05 PM
Get Lost: Putting up a good array of Halloween decorations, makes for nice bait, for fresh meat, for the winter.

So dark yet so funny. Thanks for my ticket to hell for laughing at that one.
 
2011-10-15 09:20:34 PM
Soon, the ghoulish figures in the yards will be the actual guillotined corpses of stock speculators and hedge fund managers.

/please?
 
2011-10-15 09:23:26 PM
Because it's not. Just like it wasn't that other time. Or that other time. Yeah, or the time before that. And even the time before that. Nope, keep going. Uhhh, no, before that time. Hmmm, and before that. And...
 
2011-10-15 09:26:33 PM
Halloween is for kids. The decorations do not matter. The candy does.
Clearly some marketing freak (^) twisted the priorities around somewhere along the way.
Glad I stopped caring long ago.
 
2011-10-15 09:30:35 PM
Rindred: Soon, the ghoulish figures in the yards will be the actual guillotined corpses of stock speculators and hedge fund managers.

/please?


Ew, no, the flies and buzzards on Nov. 1 would be awful.
 
2011-10-15 09:37:05 PM
I'm pushing for two halloweens a year it's so awesome. Women are encouraged to dress all slutty! Imagine if we had a second halloween sometime a little warmer!

Seriously, how can you hate Halloween? It's a fun night, unlike the vastly overrated New Years Eve.
 
2011-10-15 09:46:14 PM
cryinoutloud: ...

I will then. How did things get to the point where we allow huge corporations to trash the environment, take all our jobs overseas, gladly give them every spare dime we have and beg for the privilege, and then for a last insult we just sit and take it when we're told that we need to go shopping more, because WE're supposed to be the ones that keep our economy afloat? So we go shopping.

Never have so many sheep gone so willingly to slaughter.

/Guess how much I support fake holidays?


... look, even as jaded, cynical, misanthropic, and in general, just an asshole as I am, a person who puts less value on human life than that of a dog and often mumbles about how awesome it would be if everyone just dug themselves a grave and then farked themselves to death in it, c'mon bro, it's the farkin' holidays.

Seriously.
 
2011-10-15 09:53:41 PM
FloydA: Maybe we aren't actually on the brink of an economic collapse.

I agree with this
 
2011-10-15 10:02:24 PM
I've spookified my house, but it's all stuff we got after Halloween last year for about 1/10th the list price. On a totally unrelated note, I was at HD today picking up a new crapper and all the Xmas stuff is out. I'm expecting to see it in August next year.
 
2011-10-15 10:08:38 PM
I drop $40 a year at Costco on full sized candy bars and carnival prizes to hand out (jump ropes, tops, yo-yos, that sort of stuff). Sometimes I put out a pumpkin. Most kids seem to appreciate that as the true spirit of Halloween.
 
2011-10-15 10:11:44 PM
FloydA: Maybe we aren't actually on the brink of an economic collapse.

I suppose if Europe manages to solve its economic crisis and China's bubble doesn't burst and the US actually starts funding the infrastructure needed to grow American jobs, we might be on our way to some prosperous times...

eh, who am I kidding? We're screwed.
 
2011-10-15 10:13:36 PM
NO CANDY HERE
 
2011-10-15 11:20:03 PM
Surpheon: I drop $40 a year at Costco on full sized candy bars and carnival prizes to hand out (jump ropes, tops, yo-yos, that sort of stuff). Sometimes I put out a pumpkin. Most kids seem to appreciate that as the true spirit of Halloween.

I like to stay in the true spirit year-round, so I drive around and give out tricks n' treats in my van. I added an ice cream truck music thingy and signage to the side to communicate to the kids that I am giving out free candy, which has helped tremendously with winning them over. It does get expensive, but it is worth it to make an imprint on their precious little lives.
 
2011-10-15 11:48:15 PM
Gwyrddu: FloydA: Maybe we aren't actually on the brink of an economic collapse.

I suppose if Europe manages to solve its economic crisis and China's bubble doesn't burst and the US actually starts funding the infrastructure needed to grow American jobs, we might be on our way to some prosperous times...

eh, who am I kidding? We're screwed.


If China's bubble bursts and Greece drags the Euro into the toilet, we're screwed?

Hmmm... could be.

I'm just thinking that maybe, in a situation like that, a nation that had a huge reserve of natural resources, a relatively small population (relative to its land area) and a lot of under-employed potential laborers might be able to make that situation work for them.

I wonder if there is any historical precedent for a time when Europe and Asia were kind of in the dumps, economically, as though they had just lost something, and the US found a way to turn that situation to their economic advantage.

It's possible, I suppose.

If only a similar situation had happened in the past that we could use as a guide for what works and what doesn't.
 
2011-10-16 12:55:18 AM
FloydA: I wonder if there is any historical precedent for a time when Europe and Asia were kind of in the dumps, economically, as though they had just lost something, and the US found a way to turn that situation to their economic advantage.

It's possible, I suppose.

If only a similar situation had happened in the past that we could use as a guide for what works and what doesn't.


Unless you are expecting another world war, I don't see how plummeting overseas economies are going to benefit us. All the overseas infrastructure will still be there, there will just be less demand from those countries and even cheaper labor as people scramble for fewer jobs.

In the long term I can see some benefit if we disentangle ourselves somewhat from China because of this, but overall I expect we will probably see a lost decade(s) like what Japan suffered. If we are lucky, things might get bad enough that real government reform can happen in this country, but I somehow doubt it.
 
2011-10-16 01:25:18 AM
BolloxReader: Are they counting all the Guy Fawkes masks as Halloween purchases or something?

http://www.corruption.mobi/priceless-julian-assange-hassled-by-polic e- to-remove-guy-fawkes-mask-at-occupy/ -->

/you're all clowns
//try to stay comfortable in your jobs (which support the bankers, 110%) when war is breaking out outside your cubicles
 
2011-10-16 01:28:34 AM
last link broken. here's the image:

www.thetruthseeker.co.uk
 
2011-10-16 02:09:45 AM
urban.derelict: BolloxReader: Are they counting all the Guy Fawkes masks as Halloween purchases or something?

http://www.corruption.mobi/priceless-julian-assange-hassled-by-polic e- to-remove-guy-fawkes-mask-at-occupy/ -->

/you're all clowns
//try to stay comfortable in your jobs (which support the bankers, 110%) when war is breaking out outside your cubicles


So everyone who has a job is now part of the 1%?
I guess it makes sense if you are taking it out of 110%.
 
2011-10-16 02:21:20 AM
CruJones: I'm pushing for two halloweens a year it's so awesome. Women are encouraged to dress all slutty! Imagine if we had a second halloween sometime a little warmer!

Seriously, how can you hate Halloween? It's a fun night, unlike the vastly overrated New Years Eve.


Last year, it was 87 degrees on Halloween. It was horrible.
 
2011-10-16 03:52:00 AM
kellynoel, was it hell?
 
2011-10-16 04:40:14 AM
Those in the article weren't elaborate props. Let me show you some serious Halloween props.

www.nightmarepark.com

My hearse. And let me show you the Angel of Death.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssz2aXNohhg
 
2011-10-16 06:26:54 AM
I love Halloween. I make up for it by not giving a shiat about any other holiday.
 
2011-10-16 07:43:36 AM
RockChalkH1N1: FloydA: Maybe we aren't actually on the brink of an economic collapse.

I agree with this


You're screwing up my short positions. STFU
 
2011-10-16 07:46:12 AM
Giblet: RockChalkH1N1: FloydA: Maybe we aren't actually on the brink of an economic collapse.

I agree with this

You're screwing up my short positions. STFU


Pulling your underwear out of your butt crack should fix that for ya.
 
2011-10-16 09:13:45 AM
People have just decided that it is the Gov's job to pay for their essentials, while they spend their earned money on disposables.
 
2011-10-16 09:16:44 AM
BHShaman: People have just decided that it is the Gov's job to pay for their essentials, while they spend their earned money on disposables.

Yes. That is what they have decided.
 
2011-10-16 09:56:54 AM
BHShaman: People have just decided that it is the Gov's job to pay for their essentials, while they spend their earned money on disposables.

Actually, the new universal health care will cover Depends
 
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