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(CNN) Obvious Three women charged in sex attacks on men. "17 men came and positively identified the women as having raped them"...... indeed   (cnn.com) divider line 131
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AbbeySomeone
2011-10-15 11:24:39 AM
Don't be silly subby, men can't be raped.
 
casual disregard [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 11:55:28 AM
According to the (possibly dubious) comments section, "One sache of sperms costs $3000 in SOuth Africa. It sales like a hot cake."

I don't know how much sperm is in a "sache" or why the price of sperm in South Africa is germane to an article about Zimbabwe, but I cringe to think that I'm spurting potentially thousands of dollars down the drain a every certain number of occurrences in a regular period of time. Don't these rapist-businesswomen realize there are men all over the world who would sell the sperm directly to them without any rape required at all?
 
torch [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 12:13:34 PM
Ladies: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
 
alkhemy [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 12:48:19 PM
casual disregard: According to the (possibly dubious) comments section, "One sache of sperms costs $3000 in SOuth Africa. It sales like a hot cake."

I don't know how much sperm is in a "sache" or why the price of sperm in South Africa is germane to an article about Zimbabwe, but I cringe to think that I'm spurting potentially thousands of dollars down the drain a every certain number of occurrences in a regular period of time. Don't these rapist-businesswomen realize there are men all over the world who would sell the sperm directly to them without any rape required at all?

Sell it - there are plenty who would give it away!
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 06:41:52 PM
Obviously, these horrible men did something to make these poor, innocent women rape them.

In fact, I think the women should charge the men with rape. I mean, men can't be raped!
 
djkutch [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 06:45:55 PM
Wouldn't rape of a man have to be somewhat pleasurable? I mean to get the semen filled comdons?

Do women have embarrassing orgasms while being raped?

Questions, questions, questions.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 07:01:37 PM
djkutch: Wouldn't rape of a man have to be somewhat pleasurable? I mean to get the semen filled comdons?

Do women have embarrassing orgasms while being raped?

Questions, questions, questions.

Well if a guy and a girl have consensual sex whilst both drunk, the guy raped her.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 07:12:40 PM
I thought this was a repeat but it seems to be a different gang in a different country.
 
pottie
2011-10-15 07:15:34 PM
It's because of the way we dress, isn't it
 
WTF_Are_You_Looking_At
2011-10-15 07:17:52 PM
casual disregard: According to the (possibly dubious) comments section, "One sache of sperms costs $3000 in SOuth Africa. It sales like a hot cake."

I don't know how much sperm is in a "sache" or why the price of sperm in South Africa is germane to an article about Zimbabwe, but I cringe to think that I'm spurting potentially thousands of dollars down the drain a every certain number of occurrences in a regular period of time. Don't these rapist-businesswomen realize there are men all over the world who would sell the sperm directly to them without any rape required at all?

My dirty socks are worth millions?
 
DiamondDave
2011-10-15 07:17:56 PM
These women should be sentenced to death by snoo snoo.
 
Need Help Soonish
2011-10-15 07:18:24 PM
casual disregard: According to the (possibly dubious) comments section, "One sache of sperms costs $3000 in SOuth Africa. It sales like a hot cake."

I don't know how much sperm is in a "sache" or why the price of sperm in South Africa is germane to an article about Zimbabwe, but I cringe to think that I'm spurting potentially thousands of dollars down the drain a every certain number of occurrences in a regular period of time. Don't these rapist-businesswomen realize there are men all over the world who would sell the sperm directly to them without any rape required at all?

But... What's the fun in that???

///joking of course...
///A little..
///How hot were these guys again?
 
A stranger in the Alps
2011-10-15 07:18:55 PM
Death by snu-snu?

files.sharenator.com
 
A stranger in the Alps
2011-10-15 07:19:45 PM
*shakes tiny fist at DiamondDave*
 
Need Help Soonish
2011-10-15 07:20:04 PM
pottie: It's because of the way we dress, isn't it

Of course it is... did you SEE your ass in thoes jeans? You were just asking for it!
 
your average maint. man
2011-10-15 07:20:06 PM
they just wanted a slurpee for the road...........
 
Mr. Lepage
2011-10-15 07:21:17 PM
Can't rape the willing....
 
wademh
2011-10-15 07:21:23 PM
alkhemy: casual disregard: According to the (possibly dubious) comments section, "One sache of sperms costs $3000 in SOuth Africa. It sales like a hot cake."

I don't know how much sperm is in a "sache" or why the price of sperm in South Africa is germane to an article about Zimbabwe, but I cringe to think that I'm spurting potentially thousands of dollars down the drain a every certain number of occurrences in a regular period of time. Don't these rapist-businesswomen realize there are men all over the world who would sell the sperm directly to them without any rape required at all?

Sell it - there are plenty who would give it away!

cdn.someecards.com
 
AkaranD
2011-10-15 07:21:46 PM
djkutch: Wouldn't rape of a man have to be somewhat pleasurable? I mean to get the semen filled comdons?

Do women have embarrassing orgasms while being raped?

Questions, questions, questions.

Yes, it is possible to have an unwanted orgasm while being raped.
 
fredbox
2011-10-15 07:23:26 PM
Just this very morning a woman pinned me down and extracted my semen from me.

Yeah, I'm quite OK with that.
 
Bedstead Polisher
2011-10-15 07:24:08 PM
djkutch: Wouldn't rape of a man have to be somewhat pleasurable? I mean to get the semen filled comdons?

Do women have embarrassing orgasms while being raped?

Questions, questions, questions.

I've heard that some women do have orgasms during rape. Can't stop a biological response to stimuli.
 
Matthew Keene
2011-10-15 07:24:35 PM
Just farking asking for it!

famewatcher.com
 
BarbadoSlim
2011-10-15 07:24:40 PM
I need to see these women first.


/might wanna get raped
 
wademh
2011-10-15 07:26:11 PM
www.onelargeprawn.co.za
 
Bedstead Polisher
2011-10-15 07:26:13 PM
Are there stories about Africa that don't involve rape, poaching, witch doctors or political strife?
 
tereklusec
2011-10-15 07:27:26 PM
Do they take volunteers?
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 07:27:48 PM
Bedstead Polisher: Are there stories about Africa that don't involve rape, poaching, witch doctors or political strife?

AIDS is pretty popular there.
 
Need Help Soonish
2011-10-15 07:28:04 PM
Matthew Keene: Just farking asking for it!

[famewatcher.com image 640x914]

I agree...

I mean, just *look* at the way he is flashing that package around! If he doesn't want me jumping on for a joy ride, he should cover up!

///Actually... No... Don't cover up, please :)
 
pottie
2011-10-15 07:28:25 PM
Need Help Soonish: pottie: It's because of the way we dress, isn't it

Of course it is... did you SEE your ass in thoes jeans? You were just asking for it!

LOL, I'm wearing a kilt, silly rabbit
 
GreenSun
2011-10-15 07:30:18 PM
If sexy ladies started raping me, I'd pretend to scream "Noooo, I am saving my virginity for my future wife!". If it's some giant ass ugly woman I'd yell "NOOOOOO" and fight her off before running to the police and asking for help.
 
fjnorton [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 07:31:19 PM
"One sache of sperms costs $3000 in SOuth Africa. It sales like a hot cake."

Jeez I've got mason jars of the stuff just laying around
 
Need Help Soonish
2011-10-15 07:31:45 PM
pottie: Need Help Soonish: pottie: It's because of the way we dress, isn't it

Of course it is... did you SEE your ass in thoes jeans? You were just asking for it!

LOL, I'm wearing a kilt, silly rabbit

... look, you can't say something like that and NOT back it up with pictorial evidence.

///Jeeze you guys,
///It's not like I would rape, rape you or anything...
 
ununcle
2011-10-15 07:32:13 PM
On a scale 1.5 to 6.5" this story gets a negative 5. Only because 1.5 is as small as it gets without ice induced inversion.
 
Genta
2011-10-15 07:33:56 PM
if the women have to rape a man to get semen you know they're fat ugly and crazy all in one.
 
BizarreMan
2011-10-15 07:35:10 PM
Without pictures it's difficult to determine if it was actually rape or not.

If they had 33 condoms with sperm in them. They had to have been recent "attacks" because I wouldn't think that it would last too long in that state.
 
dericwater
2011-10-15 07:36:41 PM
Bedstead Polisher: Are there stories about Africa that don't involve rape, poaching, witch doctors or political strife?

Yellow cakes.
 
tereklusec
2011-10-15 07:37:55 PM
Men: "We were raped."
Investigators: "Pics or it didn't happen."
And there were not pics so it hadn't happened.
 
pottie
2011-10-15 07:38:45 PM
Need Help Soonish: pottie: Need Help Soonish: pottie: It's because of the way we dress, isn't it

Of course it is... did you SEE your ass in thoes jeans? You were just asking for it!

LOL, I'm wearing a kilt, silly rabbit

... look, you can't say something like that and NOT back it up with pictorial evidence.

///Jeeze you guys,
///It's not like I would rape, rape you or anything...

EIP?
 
dericwater
2011-10-15 07:39:01 PM
Can't they just advertise for a bukaki movie and get all the sperm they need?
 
Candygram4Mongo [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 07:41:57 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Obviously, these horrible men did something to make these poor, innocent women rape them.

In fact, I think the women should charge the men with rape. I mean, men can't be raped!

"Strap-on can be used to describe more than one thing..."
 
Mini Ditka [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 07:42:05 PM
FTFA: Some people think that they can have their bad luck gone by using semen.


Using semen for.......?

Is there some universal way to 'use' semen? I mean, besides filling the shampoo bottles in hotel rooms and injecting it into your coworker's yogurt.
 
theotherbilly
2011-10-15 07:44:44 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
Dina Lu
2011-10-15 07:45:29 PM
I want to see how ugly the women are who are paying $3000 for the stuff.

/gettin it for free...till he gets deployed :(
 
ReverendJasen
2011-10-15 07:45:38 PM
Let me guess, the 17 victims have been raped daily for the last month, and would have been raped today too, but they couldn't find the damn women this afternoon.
 
MaestroJ [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 07:46:22 PM
fjnorton: "One sache of sperms costs $3000 in SOuth Africa. It sales like a hot cake."

Jeez I've got mason jars of the stuff just laying around

Dammit, even a mental image can't be unseen now.
 
Krieghund [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 07:49:03 PM
Mini Ditka: FTFA: Some people think that they can have their bad luck gone by using semen.


Using semen for.......?

Is there some universal way to 'use' semen? I mean, besides filling the shampoo bottles in hotel rooms and injecting it into your coworker's yogurt.

icydk.com

It's a combination of sperm and moose. I call it "Spruce". Gives it that "Lived in, Loved in" look
-Robin Williams
 
noit
2011-10-15 07:51:48 PM
It seems like semen would be pretty easy to fake. It's not like it has to actually work. someone buys a "sache" of goo. They do something stupid and superstitious with it. End of transaction. What are they going to do, come back and say, "Hey, my luck never changed. I think you sold me fake semen!"
 
brainiac-dumdum
2011-10-15 07:52:14 PM
Matthew Keene: Just farking asking for it!

[famewatcher.com image 640x914]

Those hussies even waxed his chest! The horror!

Also, I find his bulge lacking, take him away.
 
Sock Ruh Tease
2011-10-15 07:52:20 PM
The prosecution identified the suspects as Rosemary Chakwizira, 24, Sophie Nhokwara, 26, and her sister, Netsai Nhokwara, 24

Two of them are related - perhaps sisters or cousins. Hot.
 
puddleonfire
2011-10-15 07:52:34 PM
torch: Ladies: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

---- Maybe they were SO DAMN UGLY!!!
 
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