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(The Superficial) Spiffy Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini. Have a nice weekend   (thesuperficial.com) divider line 61
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Gulper Eel [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 08:23:54 AM
Dayum.

But WHY the tramp-stamp on her?

It's not like I needed a visual aid to be reminded to stare at her. (Where? Down there? Oh...THAT's her ass just below it? Yes, it's very nice. Let's go ride bikes!)
 
Man On A Mission [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 09:03:18 AM
Bathe her then bring her to me.
 
PYROY [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 10:40:17 AM
Paddle boarding is the most retarded invention I've ever tried. There's absolutely no way to look smart while doing it. Within 30 minutes of trying it I determined that simply sitting down and treating it like a kayak was a far more efficient mode of transport.
 
indarwinsshadow
2011-10-15 10:42:38 AM
cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com

Yeah, nothing hotter than a chick with absolutely no ass and a pair of tits that looks like dixie drinking cups.
 
Byno
2011-10-15 10:49:43 AM
indarwinsshadow: Yeah, nothing hotter than a chick with absolutely no ass and a pair of tits that looks like dixie drinking cups.

Youknowhowiknyouregay.jpg

Nttawwt
 
fatimcgee
2011-10-15 10:54:22 AM
indarwinsshadow: Yeah, nothing hotter than a chick with absolutely no ass and a pair of tits that looks like dixie drinking cups.

 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 10:55:59 AM
indarwinsshadow

If you don't want one I'll have two.
 
Misconduc
2011-10-15 10:58:11 AM
Byno: indarwinsshadow: Yeah, nothing hotter than a chick with absolutely no ass and a pair of tits that looks like dixie drinking cups.

Youknowhowiknyouregay.jpg

Nttawwt

Know how I know you are gay? Its ok to like justin bieber that way, its acceptable, rest of us however would hit it like an angry fist of god etc etc
 
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body
2011-10-15 10:59:55 AM
PYROY: Paddle boarding is the most retarded invention I've ever tried. There's absolutely no way to look smart while doing it. Within 30 minutes of trying it I determined that simply sitting down and treating it like a kayak was a far more efficient mode of transport.


i407.photobucket.com

farm4.static.flickr.com


/happy now?
 
Mucus Mule
2011-10-15 11:00:26 AM
Sammich. Eat one.
 
ZMugg
2011-10-15 11:00:46 AM
ZAZ: indarwinsshadow

If you don't want one I'll have two.

I suppose you could shove them together and make one good ass.

Possibly.
 
sleeper2995
2011-10-15 11:08:10 AM
How much for the woman? I would like to buy her. Sell her to me.

oneguyrambling.com
 
Cosmoboy
2011-10-15 11:44:09 AM
indarwinsshadow: [cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com image 480x720]

Yeah, nothing hotter than a chick with absolutely no ass and a pair of tits that looks like dixie drinking cups.

I agree with this sentiment. However, I do enjoy looking at her because she's kinda beautiful and the toned aspect of her body is similarly pleasant.
 
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body
2011-10-15 11:52:13 AM
indarwinsshadow: [cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com image 480x720]

Yeah, nothing hotter than a chick with absolutely no ass and a pair of tits that looks like dixie drinking cups.

By all means, studman69, please post a picture of what you're hitting. I'm sure he she is much better looking than

cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com
 
Cosmoboy
2011-10-15 11:54:13 AM
Hmmm, just an addendum to my previous post: there ain't nothin wrong with those boobies.
 
Cyno01 [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 12:03:05 PM
Alessandra thread?

nicelifeapparel.files.wordpress.com

/also lol @ Tyrone biggums tag
//[fry.jpg]
 
I hate I_Hate_Iowa
2011-10-15 12:03:19 PM
I'm not saying I wouldn't, but I'm saying she's nothing special. Two tits on a saggy-assed cylinder.
 
toejam
2011-10-15 12:19:07 PM
PYROY: Paddle boarding is the most retarded invention I've ever tried. There's absolutely no way to look smart while doing it. Within 30 minutes of trying it I determined that simply sitting down and treating it like a kayak was a far more efficient mode of transport.

What about funboarding?
 
Quantum Apostrophe
2011-10-15 12:20:48 PM
indarwinsshadow: [cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com image 480x720]

Yeah, nothing hotter than a chick with absolutely no ass and a pair of tits that looks like dixie drinking cups.

Horrific. Chopstick legs, no waist/hip ratio, emaciated-looking. Really, this turns guys on?

I hate I_Hate_Iowa: I'm not saying I wouldn't, but I'm saying she's nothing special. Two tits on a saggy-assed cylinder.

Agreed.

Alessandra Settembre is more like it.
 
killzoe
2011-10-15 12:29:48 PM
Peek-a-boo!

cdn2.holytaco.com
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-10-15 12:30:53 PM
killzoe: Peek-a-boo!

[cdn2.holytaco.com image 376x490]

Gah, what a hideous beast. She made my penis throw up its yogurt!
 
bhcompy
2011-10-15 01:40:12 PM
indarwinsshadow: [cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com image 480x720]

Yeah, nothing hotter than a chick with absolutely no ass and a pair of tits that looks like dixie drinking cups.

I agree. Sexy face, though
 
Third_Uncle_Eno
2011-10-15 01:46:07 PM
I was more interested in this link from that page to egotastic's page:

NSFW!!!!

Link (new window)


/that water looks cold
 
nimawai
2011-10-15 01:46:11 PM
She's kind of average looking to me. First off she has no curves. No hips, no butt, ect... Her face is pretty but you can find quite a few woman who look like her. No I'm no where near as pretty as she is but she's kind of average to me. If I'm going to perv on another girl she better have curves. Not all boxy like.
 
bhcompy
2011-10-15 01:59:35 PM
Third_Uncle_Eno: I was more interested in this link from that page to egotastic's page:

NSFW!!!!

Link (new window)


/that water looks cold

Now that's some pepperoni
 
Ed Grubermann
2011-10-15 02:02:32 PM
She looks nice from the front, but someone stole her ass.
 
Zmog
2011-10-15 02:43:29 PM
What's the opposite of a butterface? She be it.

I mean don't get me wrong, it's all hittable. Just not spectacular.
 
ChubbyTiger
2011-10-15 02:49:53 PM
Not the hottest VS model, but she'll do in a pinch.

#OccupyMirandaKerr
 
Rubber Biscuit
2011-10-15 03:25:19 PM
Another thread with nothing but repeated comments about boy's asses, being gay, gay calling for you, eating "sammiches" (ugh), etc. etc.

Fark lately is like a visit to an aviary full of aging, abandoned parrots speaking their favorite phrases to one another over and over again.
 
noblehammer16
2011-10-15 03:38:35 PM
I would paddle her.
 
stoli n coke
2011-10-15 03:42:15 PM
Third_Uncle_Eno: I was more interested in this link from that page to egotastic's page:

NSFW!!!!

Link (new window)


/that water looks cold

It's deep, too.
 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2011-10-15 03:59:43 PM
who?
 
Alphax
2011-10-15 04:03:54 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: who?

Dunno. I'm not complaining.
 
ChubbyTiger
2011-10-15 04:27:56 PM
Rubber Biscuit: Another thread with nothing but repeated comments about boy's asses, being gay, gay calling for you, eating "sammiches" (ugh), etc. etc.

Fark lately is like a visit to an aviary full of aging, abandoned parrots speaking their favorite phrases to one another over and over again.

Remove the pickle.
 
Rubber Biscuit
2011-10-15 05:01:02 PM
ChubbyTiger: Rubber Biscuit: Another thread with nothing but repeated comments about boy's asses, being gay, gay calling for you, eating "sammiches" (ugh), etc. etc.

Fark lately is like a visit to an aviary full of aging, abandoned parrots speaking their favorite phrases to one another over and over again.

Remove the pickle.
Do you need it for a 'sammich', Captain Originality? You can't even make an original comeback? Fark is a hole in the ground.
 
nimawai
2011-10-15 05:05:50 PM
Gotta love how people complain about Fark but are still reading the comments. It's really simple. If you don't like Fark then don't come to Fark. See simple.
 
isamudyson
2011-10-15 05:06:51 PM
ChubbyTiger: Not the hottest VS model, but she'll do in a pinch.

#OccupyMirandaKerrAdrianaLima

FTFY
 
ChubbyTiger
2011-10-15 05:11:08 PM
Rubber Biscuit: ChubbyTiger: Rubber Biscuit: Another thread with nothing but repeated comments about boy's asses, being gay, gay calling for you, eating "sammiches" (ugh), etc. etc.

Fark lately is like a visit to an aviary full of aging, abandoned parrots speaking their favorite phrases to one another over and over again.

Remove the pickle.
Do you need it for a 'sammich', Captain Originality? You can't even make an original comeback? Fark is a hole in the ground.

This is the sound of a joke soaring miles above your head.
 
89 Stick-Up Kid
2011-10-15 05:49:12 PM
Third_Uncle_Eno: I was more interested in this link from that page to egotastic's page:

NSFW!!!!

Link (new window)


/that water looks cold

Wow you could eat a porterhouse steak off those dinner plates!
 
Smackledorfer
2011-10-15 06:21:34 PM
indarwinsshadow: Yeah, nothing hotter than a chick with absolutely no ass and a pair of tits that looks like dixie drinking cups.

I almost always disagree with that sort of comment, but this girl really has no ass.
 
Funbags
2011-10-15 06:25:25 PM
Look, everyone, its a skinny chick with bolt-ons.
 
ThePastafarian
2011-10-15 06:27:11 PM
Yeah I'd be lucky to hit it, but really...

The ass, where is it?
 
theurge14
2011-10-15 08:44:26 PM
stoli n coke: Third_Uncle_Eno: I was more interested in this link from that page to egotastic's page:

NSFW!!!!

Link (new window)


/that water looks cold

It's deep, too.

Get it?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 09:36:25 PM
a skinny chick with bolt-ons.

If they're fake I withdraw my request for two.
 
weirdneighbour
2011-10-15 10:52:01 PM
She is very fappable but not faptastic.
/says the single guy in his small apt. on a sat. night
 
Kanemano
2011-10-15 11:39:50 PM
weirdneighbour: She is very fappable but not faptastic.
/says the single guy in his small apt. on a sat. night


It's even better in person

fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net
 
Assimilate This
2011-10-15 11:49:52 PM
PYROY: Paddle boarding is the most retarded invention I've ever tried. There's absolutely no way to look smart while doing it. Within 30 minutes of trying it I determined that simply sitting down and treating it like a kayak was a far more efficient mode of transport.

I just had my first, and last, paddle board lesson this morning, and I must say I agree wholeheartedly.
 
Kanemano
2011-10-15 11:52:04 PM
Assimilate This: PYROY: Paddle boarding is the most retarded invention I've ever tried. There's absolutely no way to look smart while doing it. Within 30 minutes of trying it I determined that simply sitting down and treating it like a kayak was a far more efficient mode of transport.

I just had my first, and last, paddle board lesson this morning, and I must say I agree wholeheartedly.

beach.orangecounty.com

Pussies
 
Third_Uncle_Eno
2011-10-16 12:12:17 AM
theurge14 Quote 2011-10-15 08:44:26 PM
stoli n coke: Third_Uncle_Eno: I was more interested in this link from that page to egotastic's page:

NSFW!!!!

Link (new window)


/that water looks cold

It's deep, too.

Get it?

no.....
 
sno man [TotalFark]
2011-10-16 12:27:55 AM
indarwinsshadow: [cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com image 480x720]

Yeah, nothing hotter than a chick with absolutely no ass and a pair of tits that looks like dixie drinking cups.

Yea on the same page there is a link to Kate Beckinsale also in a bikini. And thank you for that.
 
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