The great redbud forest?

Thank God. I feel safer now.

"Sorry, that article is no longer available."

ok.

Article was a bit short.

Who gives a sh*t about the bust? GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE TREES!

This madness needs to end.
These people will probably go to prison for a long time.
This money should be used else where.
When will we ever learn.
God I get so pissed at these stories.
Let these people grow their farking plants.

When will your cops go after REAL criminals - the one's who take your pension money?

/not in America ... ever

domo_kun_sai: This madness needs to end.
These people will probably go to prison for a long time.
This money should be used else where.
When will we ever learn.
God I get so pissed at these stories.
Let these people grow their farking plants.

Great work on this piece!

Sounds like a really well cared for sativa of some kind. I understand they need some help as they start budding, otherwise they sag pretty badly and can sometimes break. Odd design for a plant, I think.

Also, "super plants"? Seriously, what the f*ck is wrong with these people? Cops in Napa haven't discovered the internet yet?

Oh and yeah, I feel safer.

TFA: The super plants were capable of producing multiple pounds each of sellable marijuana. Agents said the plants were supported by a bamboo skeleton to keep the large branches from breaking from the weight of the marijuana flower, or bud, growing on them.

domo_kun_sai: This madness needs to end.
These people will probably go to prison for a long time.
This money should be used else where.
When will we ever learn.
God I get so pissed at these stories.
Let these people grow their farking plants.

Remember kids- on the internet, there is no effective difference between gardening and the illegal distribution of a controlled substance.

domo_kun_sai This madness needs to end.
These people will probably go to prison for a long time.
This money should be used else where.
When will we ever learn.
God I get so pissed at these stories.
Let these people grow their farking plants.

As much as i hate to be the buzz kill,
until we have a quick, cheap, easy, road side test to show if someone is driving while stoned, I think we need to keep this illegal.
This is where protecting your rights violates the rights of others.

/Ducks

I love that "armed in the commision of a felony" enhancement bullshiat. Were they using the firearms against another person during an active crime? No? Well fark off then. God forbid you should have a deer rifle or an old .22 (or any legal firearm) on your farking property in the farking country.

thebigfarker: domo_kun_sai This madness needs to end.
These people will probably go to prison for a long time.
This money should be used else where.
When will we ever learn.
God I get so pissed at these stories.
Let these people grow their farking plants.

As much as i hate to be the buzz kill,
until we have a quick, cheap, easy, road side test to show if someone is driving while stoned, I think we need to keep this illegal.
This is where protecting your rights violates the rights of others.

/Ducks

Eabod - every day it will increase your powers exponentialy

I'm confused.

Is this part of the Hope or the Change?

thebigfarker: domo_kun_sai This madness needs to end.
These people will probably go to prison for a long time.
This money should be used else where.
When will we ever learn.
God I get so pissed at these stories.
Let these people grow their farking plants.

As much as i hate to be the buzz kill,
until we have a quick, cheap, easy, road side test to show if someone is driving while stoned, I think we need to keep this illegal.
This is where protecting your rights violates the rights of others.

/Ducks

We don't illegalize every little thing that could in the right circumstances possibly infringe on the rights of others by the way.

Also, I'm pretty sure there is an MJ field test. Either that or Baltimore PD lied to me that night I was busted for stealing a Light Rail ride.

simonbarfsinister

Eabod - every day it will increase your powers exponentialy

You go ahead. It is clearly working well for you.

Like Grandma said: You are what you eat.
I'm fine with being a pussy.

naveline: thebigfarker: domo_kun_sai This madness needs to end.
These people will probably go to prison for a long time.
This money should be used else where.
When will we ever learn.
God I get so pissed at these stories.
Let these people grow their farking plants.

As much as i hate to be the buzz kill,
until we have a quick, cheap, easy, road side test to show if someone is driving while stoned, I think we need to keep this illegal.
This is where protecting your rights violates the rights of others.

/Ducks

We don't illegalize every little thing that could in the right circumstances possibly infringe on the rights of others by the way.

Also, I'm pretty sure there is an MJ field test. Either that or Baltimore PD lied to me that night I was busted for stealing a Light Rail ride.


Cops lie?

Nevar!

Great.

Obese trees.

vexle: domo_kun_sai: This madness needs to end.
These people will probably go to prison for a long time.
This money should be used else where.
When will we ever learn.
God I get so pissed at these stories.
Let these people grow their farking plants.

Remember kids- on the internet, there is no effective difference between gardening and the illegal distribution of a controlled substance.

Remember kids, what substances that are controlled is arbitrary and subject to irrational hysteria.

Now with the Napa source dried up, Mexican pot is going to flood across the border to fill the void

/Buy American

Lonewolf45100: I'm confused.

Is this part of the Hope or the Change?

I know, McCain would have legalized marijuana on day one and taken a bong hit during his first state of the union address.

Damn you, Fartbama!

Snort: Remember kids, what substances that are controlled is arbitrary and subject to irrational hysteria.

So you're saying the jazz musicians aren't after our white women?

naveline: thebigfarker: domo_kun_sai This madness needs to end.
These people will probably go to prison for a long time.
This money should be used else where.
When will we ever learn.
God I get so pissed at these stories.
Let these people grow their farking plants.

As much as i hate to be the buzz kill,
until we have a quick, cheap, easy, road side test to show if someone is driving while stoned, I think we need to keep this illegal.
This is where protecting your rights violates the rights of others.

/Ducks

We don't illegalize every little thing that could in the right circumstances possibly infringe on the rights of others by the way.

Also, I'm pretty sure there is an MJ field test. Either that or Baltimore PD lied to me that night I was busted for stealing a Light Rail ride.

The "field test" I'm pretty sure refers to a kit they can carry to test suspected cannabis. It helps (poorly) differentiate between your groceries and your ganja. I don't think there's a field kit for testing if you yourself are high. There's the common urine test kit which looks for THC metabolites, unfortunately this can test positive for a month after you've used. They can also test your blood for THC itself which is much more enlightening, but probably more expensive.

thebigfarker, I've heard that sort of sentiment a lot, but I can't see how it makes any sense. First, we already have this problem. Whether or not it's illegal, people are using. Looking at Portugal and the Netherlands, rates of use aren't likely to change all that much because of any change in legal status. Second, what little research I've seen on the subject indicates that only extremely stoned drivers are at any increased risk, and they very rarely drive.

That's one way to legalize it. Create something similar the government deems far. far worse, and then legalize the lesser of the "evils."

(8 x 8) divided by 26 = 2.46153846

2,46153846 = JEEP.


i have no ideal what i am talking about

Saw an Island Skunk plant produce 22 crispy dried ounces under new lights years ago. Correct CO2, heat, humidity, food and PH levels certainly help. Daily diligence is the most important characteristic for cultivation though... Veg to bloom must be timed right, be patient and top it at over 50 inches. Containers must be over 5 gallons in the bloom stage. Mites must be searched for and destroyed every day...

thebigfarker: As much as i hate to be the buzz kill, until we have a quick, cheap, easy, road side test to show if someone is driving while stoned, I think we need to keep this illegal. This is where protecting your rights violates the rights of others.

We already have one. It's called the "field sobriety test", which has been the standard for screening drivers for decades, and is equally effective on alcohol, numerous drugs (including pot) and even excessive fatigue. Moreover, the FST IS the standard for the police here in California, where it holds up well in court and where the police have to balance legal marijuana use with intoxication.

I think everyone agrees with you that we don't want "stoned" drivers on the road, just as we don't want drunk ones, but it is a false dichotomy to boil the choice down to between a "THC Breathalyzer" and prison.

If your plants are growing to 8 feet tall...

Well, if your plants are putting all that energy into getting tall it's not going into growing bud. Norman Borlaug pointed this out in the development of varieties of dwarf wheat.

vexle: domo_kun_sai: This madness needs to end.
These people will probably go to prison for a long time.
This money should be used else where.
When will we ever learn.
God I get so pissed at these stories.
Let these people grow their farking plants.

Remember kids- on the internet, there is no effective difference between gardening and the illegal distribution of a controlled substance.

Remember kids, there will always be unthinking echo chamber dumbasses that are incapable of critical thought. Theyre easy to spot given their shallow talking-point based, unsupported arguments.

Three words: grow your own.

It's easy, ethical, economical as hell, and rewarding on numerous levels.

domo_kun_sai: This madness needs to end.
These people will probably go to prison for a long time.
This money should be used else where.
When will we ever learn.
God I get so pissed at these stories.
Let these people grow their farking plants.

Because of the draconian gun laws, not the drugs. Did you catch the but about"armed commission of a felony"?

One grow house down... 84,231 to go.

thebigfarker: domo_kun_sai This madness needs to end.
These people will probably go to prison for a long time.
This money should be used else where.
When will we ever learn.
God I get so pissed at these stories.
Let these people grow their farking plants.

As much as i hate to be the buzz kill,
until we have a quick, cheap, easy, road side test to show if someone is driving while stoned, I think we need to keep this illegal.
This is where protecting your rights violates the rights of others.

/Ducks

A field sobriety test isn't good enough? Touch your toes, walk in a straight line, stand on one foot while reciting the alphabet. If you can do these things you are coordinated enough to drive. If the officer still has doubts he can follow the person home; there is nothing more sobering than having a black and white right there in your rear view mirror. And in that case the officer is spending no more time than he would have had he made an arrest and the possibly overintoxicated person is still safely off the road.

What YOU want is evidence for prosecution. You don't want safety, you want vengeance and retribution. So as was sad, kindly go eabod.

StrangeQ: A field sobriety test isn't good enough? Touch your toes, walk in a straight line, stand on one foot while reciting the alphabet. If you can do these things you are coordinated enough to drive.

This guy could drive and dance, but he shouldn't have been on the farking road (new window)

REO-Weedwagon: Three words: grow your own.

It's easy, ethical, economical as hell, and rewarding on numerous levels.

Not so economical if you have to grow indoors though. :(

"Super plants" you say?

Interesting...

drewogatory: I love that "armed in the commision of a felony" enhancement bullshiat. Were they using the firearms against another person during an active crime? No? Well fark off then. God forbid you should have a deer rifle or an old .22 (or any legal firearm) on your farking property in the farking country.

That's just how it works and it's common sense really. If you're growing hundreds of pounds of Marijuana in your house for the purpose of trafficking and you have guns in that same house, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out why the guns are there. Something tells me they're not there for hunting.

pics or GTFO

/pot pr0n

thebigfarker: simonbarfsinister

Eabod - every day it will increase your powers exponentialy

You go ahead. It is clearly working well for you.

Like Grandma said: You are what you eat.
I'm fine with being a pussy.>

I know there is a joke in here about trolling/stupid and snail trail but I'm laughing and can't think.

Thanks for a good start to my Saturday.

pirrip: naveline: thebigfarker: domo_kun_sai This madness needs to end.
These people will probably go to prison for a long time.
This money should be used else where.
When will we ever learn.
God I get so pissed at these stories.
Let these people grow their farking plants.

As much as i hate to be the buzz kill,
until we have a quick, cheap, easy, road side test to show if someone is driving while stoned, I think we need to keep this illegal.
This is where protecting your rights violates the rights of others.

/Ducks

We don't illegalize every little thing that could in the right circumstances possibly infringe on the rights of others by the way.

Also, I'm pretty sure there is an MJ field test. Either that or Baltimore PD lied to me that night I was busted for stealing a Light Rail ride.

The "field test" I'm pretty sure refers to a kit they can carry to test suspected cannabis. It helps (poorly) differentiate between your groceries and your ganja. I don't think there's a field kit for testing if you yourself are high. There's the common urine test kit which looks for THC metabolites, unfortunately this can test positive for a month after you've used. They can also test your blood for THC itself which is much more enlightening, but probably more expensive.

thebigfarker, I've heard that sort of sentiment a lot, but I can't see how it makes any sense. First, we already have this problem. Whether or not it's illegal, people are using. Looking at Portugal and the Netherlands, rates of use aren't likely to change all that much because of any change in legal status. Second, what little research I've seen on the subject indicates that only extremely stoned drivers are at any increased risk, and they very rarely drive.

The field test was crispy bag of cotton and other crystally lookin' crap which I exhaled into. You don't think I'd be dumb enough to steal a ride while holding?

In a few years, this whole "do-we-or-don't-we" halfassed doobie legalization thing is gonna look like pimples compared to the real problems we'll share. And people will retroactively facepalm just like we do today over Prohibition.

EducatedBum: drewogatory: I love that "armed in the commision of a felony" enhancement bullshiat. Were they using the firearms against another person during an active crime? No? Well fark off then. God forbid you should have a deer rifle or an old .22 (or any legal firearm) on your farking property in the farking country.

That's just how it works and it's common sense really. If you're growing hundreds of pounds of Marijuana in your house for the purpose of trafficking and you have guns in that same house, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out why the guns are there. Something tells me they're not there for hunting.

Sorry, but that's bullshiat. I can't count the number of times I've seen antiques, .22's, 28" 20 gauge duck guns, bolt action rifles with scopes, black powder guns and everything else all lined up in the cop's show off photos. The law was intended to punish folks who used firearms during the course of a violent felony, not every damn person who commits a crime and also happens to own a gun. By this reasoning, anyone who owns a gun is always "armed", whether or not the guns are in your hands or locked in a farking safe. If they were carrying or brandishing it would be different, but we know they weren't 'cause otherwise they would be charged with all sorts of other shiat, and probably would have been shot dead on the spot.

I want to nail the fat Christina Agulera.