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(Daily Mail) Unlikely Mother of twins of differing colours tired of explaining she's the mother of both. Subby not so sure that the maternity is what's in question   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 122
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2011-10-15 01:57:43 AM
Submitter-did you miss the part where it says the mother is mixed race?

FTA...I'm mixed race - my dad is Nigerian while my mum is white - and the boys' father is also white.'
 
2011-10-15 08:06:44 AM
Perhaps the submitter was referring to the fact that it is possible for fraternal twins to have different fathers.

"Superfecundation is the conception of dizygotic twins following separate fertilizations, usually within several days, in which case each co-twin could have a different father."

Read more: http://www.answers.com/topic/twin#ixzz1aqqeRhu3

/not submitter
 
2011-10-15 08:49:58 AM
Bathia_Mapes: FTA...I'm mixed race - my dad is Nigerian while my mum is white - and the boys' father is also white.'

I don't know, this sounds like some sort of scam....
 
2011-10-15 09:16:39 AM
i23.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-15 10:07:07 AM
Cute kids.
 
2011-10-15 10:15:36 AM
please please please let the freepers get ahold of this story!
 
2011-10-15 10:34:54 AM
OMG it signals the approaching zombie apocalypse!
 
2011-10-15 10:42:12 AM
Kaydon and Layton

She deserves ridicule for this far more than the color of the kids.
 
2011-10-15 10:42:13 AM
I can't imagine a better reason to get an abortion.
 
2011-10-15 10:42:15 AM
Mugato: [i23.photobucket.com image 258x358]

Hmm. The first time I saw that picture I figured that child was adopted. I've not thought anything else.

Or maybe my self esteem is just so low that it wouldn't surprise me if my wife banged some other dude.

Which she wouldn't.
 
2011-10-15 10:42:28 AM
shivashakti: Bathia_Mapes: FTA...I'm mixed race - my dad is Nigerian while my mum is white - and the boys' father is also white.'

I don't know, this sounds like some sort of scam....


Niger? Please.
 
2011-10-15 10:44:28 AM
FTFA: Special: This once unheard of phenomenon is on the increase and some experts even predict that having twins who are polar opposites in colour could actually become almost commonplace.

I wonder if it was unheard of because in ancient times they would dispose of one of the babies...rather unfortunate.
 
2011-10-15 10:44:39 AM
Changelings I can believe in.
 
2011-10-15 10:47:16 AM
PYROY: I can't imagine a better reason to get an abortion.

WTF?
 
2011-10-15 10:49:02 AM
Beluga Heights: Mugato: [i23.photobucket.com image 258x358]
Hmm. The first time I saw that picture I figured that child was adopted. I've not thought anything else.
Or maybe my self esteem is just so low that it wouldn't surprise me if my wife banged some other dude.
Which she wouldn't.


I never thought it was anything other than an adopted kid either. Nobody could be that stupid. Maybe they went and had a professional portrait done to celebrate the adoption.

Dressed in identical outfits (their parents have always taken great pride in doing so)

You're not supposed to dress your twins alike, it's bad for them. I got that from no other than Ann Landers, who was an identical twin.
 
2011-10-15 10:51:02 AM
tvmedia.ign.com
 
2011-10-15 10:52:46 AM
Mixed race fraternal twins? One chickie, two dickies.

i.dailymail.co.uk

A three-way afternoon to remember... with souvenirs!
 
2011-10-15 10:53:44 AM
cryinoutloud: Beluga Heights: Mugato: [i23.photobucket.com image 258x358]
Hmm. The first time I saw that picture I figured that child was adopted. I've not thought anything else.
Or maybe my self esteem is just so low that it wouldn't surprise me if my wife banged some other dude.
Which she wouldn't.

I never thought it was anything other than an adopted kid either. Nobody could be that stupid. Maybe they went and had a professional portrait done to celebrate the adoption.

Dressed in identical outfits (their parents have always taken great pride in doing so)

You're not supposed to dress your twins alike, it's bad for them. I got that from no other than Ann Landers, who was an identical twin.


I'm sure it's a reaction to them being so different. Over-compensation. Plus, it seems from TFA the color difference has caused some problems, so this is probably the parents' way of reminding the boys they are brothers.
 
2011-10-15 10:53:58 AM
VaportrailFilms: [tvmedia.ign.com image 400x309]

And I'll raise you;
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-10-15 10:57:30 AM
Anyone who thinks this is a mystery hasn't watched much internet pron.
 
2011-10-15 10:57:41 AM
Gobobo: And I'll raise you;

And I'll raise you;

www.changethethought.com
 
2011-10-15 10:58:32 AM
Beluga Heights: Mugato: [i23.photobucket.com image 258x358]

Hmm. The first time I saw that picture I figured that child was adopted. I've not thought anything else.

Or maybe my self esteem is just so low that it wouldn't surprise me if my wife banged some other dude.

Which she wouldn't.


I like your wife. Not that we've done anything.
 
2011-10-15 10:59:35 AM
bmihura: Beluga Heights: Mugato: [i23.photobucket.com image 258x358]

Hmm. The first time I saw that picture I figured that child was adopted. I've not thought anything else.

Or maybe my self esteem is just so low that it wouldn't surprise me if my wife banged some other dude.

Which she wouldn't.

I like your wife. Not that we've done anything.


It's hard not to. She's really very wonderful. And absolutely gorgeous.
 
2011-10-15 11:00:43 AM
Bathia_Mapes: Submitter-did you miss the part where it says the mother is mixed race?

FTA...I'm mixed race - my dad is Nigerian while my mum is white - and the boys' father is also white.'


Came here to point that out.
While the current headline baits a better hook it does make subby look like s/he is a bit uneducated.
 
2011-10-15 11:03:34 AM
Mugato: [i23.photobucket.com image 258x358]

Definitely adopted. The baby doesn't even look mixed.
 
2011-10-15 11:03:37 AM
Bathia_Mapes: FTA...I'm mixed race - my dad is Nigerian while my mum is white

Man, you talk about someone falling hard for that email scam
 
2011-10-15 11:04:40 AM
Momma's Baby, Papa's Maybe!!

//been going on forever
 
2011-10-15 11:04:56 AM
huh, i wonder how common this will become in the future

also, the 2nd article regarding twins of slightly different colours, though in that case Mom was white and dad was Jamaican I believe.
 
2011-10-15 11:05:46 AM
I'm of various northern and western European national descent; my wife is from China. Our son pretty much looks Asian.

I often hear biatchy middle-aged Chinese women who don't expect that I speak Chinese question whether or not I'm the biological father. I like to shock them my informing them in Chinese that I am.

The other group who flat out ask are white couples who have adopted Asian girls. I get this sort of 'Aww- how come you got to adopt a boy?' line of questioning from them.

As he's getting older, my son's hair is actually getting lighter. If he ends up with a Polish nose like mine (my mother-in-law states that she hopes he ends up with a 'westerner's big nose'), I'm thinking people might just let it go. My wife gets really pissed off, but I guess I just assume people are nosey jerks and don't let it bug me.
 
2011-10-15 11:05:53 AM
www.sebastian.it
 
2011-10-15 11:06:40 AM
alternative girlfriend: cryinoutloud: Beluga Heights: Mugato: [i23.photobucket.com image 258x358]
Hmm. The first time I saw that picture I figured that child was adopted. I've not thought anything else.
Or maybe my self esteem is just so low that it wouldn't surprise me if my wife banged some other dude.
Which she wouldn't.

I never thought it was anything other than an adopted kid either. Nobody could be that stupid. Maybe they went and had a professional portrait done to celebrate the adoption.

Dressed in identical outfits (their parents have always taken great pride in doing so)

You're not supposed to dress your twins alike, it's bad for them. I got that from no other than Ann Landers, who was an identical twin.

I'm sure it's a reaction to them being so different. Over-compensation. Plus, it seems from TFA the color difference has caused some problems, so this is probably the parents' way of reminding the boys they are brothers.


Only one is a brother
 
2011-10-15 11:06:50 AM
whatshisname: Gobobo: And I'll raise you;

And I'll raise you;

[www.changethethought.com image 545x442]


Check;

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-10-15 11:10:23 AM
But one child in ten is now mixed race, which potentially means black and white twins will become far more common.

cause women are freaks
/in a good way
 
2011-10-15 11:11:38 AM
Straelbora: I'm of various northern and western European national descent; my wife is from China. Our son pretty much looks Asian.

I often hear biatchy middle-aged Chinese women who don't expect that I speak Chinese question whether or not I'm the biological father. I like to shock them my informing them in Chinese that I am.

(snip)

Could you film that and post it on Youtube? It would be only for the lulz.

/Have worked in China/dated a Chinese girl (she got a lot of hassle from dating a laowai)
 
2011-10-15 11:13:59 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-10-15 11:14:43 AM
Know Fark is satirical come on two babies that are cared for! Anyone that that has taken biology 101 knows this isn't abnormal- its cool!
 
2011-10-15 11:17:50 AM
Mary was not the first to lie about the father of her offspring and apparently is not the last.
 
2011-10-15 11:19:19 AM
RandomExcess: Mary was not the first to lie about the father of her offspring and apparently is not the last.

So you just assume she's lying, despite the clear genetic explanation for why this is very possible?
 
2011-10-15 11:19:33 AM
theknuckler_33: Kaydon and Layton

She deserves ridicule for this far more than the color of the kids.


Hey, one of them gets to be Professor Layton. The other gets to be...that douche with the douche name.
/He'll be right at home with Aedon, Baydon, Jayden ect
 
2011-10-15 11:19:41 AM
FTFA: Dr Jim Wilson, a population geneticist at the University of Edinburgh, explains: 'You can predict that two pure-bred white people can't have black and white twins, just as two pure-bred African people can't either.


i52.tinypic.com
 
2011-10-15 11:20:21 AM
As the parent of halfie kids it is kind of interesting to think about. If one of my kids has a white spouse they can only produce white people or halfies based on genetics. With an Asian spouse you'd only get halfies or Asians.

So in theory the next generation of my family could involve one person who is 100% white genetically, one person who is 100% East Asian genetically, yet they're cousins.
 
2011-10-15 11:20:45 AM
whatshisname: Gobobo: And I'll raise you;

And I'll raise you;

[The Jerk.jpg]


25.media.tumblr.com

"Not Mother?"
 
2011-10-15 11:20:46 AM
RandomExcess: Mary was not the first to lie about the father of her offspring and apparently is not the last.

Damn! That troll is almost as clever and original as it was the first six times it was posted in this thread.
 
2011-10-15 11:23:06 AM
Two of my nieces (sisters) married identical twin brothers.

Amazingly, their kids look quite similar to one another.
 
2011-10-15 11:32:28 AM
idiotflashback.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-10-15 11:33:36 AM
cryinoutloud: Beluga Heights: Mugato: [i23.photobucket.com image 258x358]
Hmm. The first time I saw that picture I figured that child was adopted. I've not thought anything else.
Or maybe my self esteem is just so low that it wouldn't surprise me if my wife banged some other dude.
Which she wouldn't.

I never thought it was anything other than an adopted kid either. Nobody could be that stupid. Maybe they went and had a professional portrait done to celebrate the adoption.

Dressed in identical outfits (their parents have always taken great pride in doing so)

You're not supposed to dress your twins alike, it's bad for them. I got that from no other than Ann Landers, who was an identical twin.


There's a lot of things you're not supposed to do to your kids. But sometimes you just can't help but, say, force them into things like ladybug jackets and Batman sleepers just because they're little and you want to get all the cute kid wear out of them while they're still unable to really dress themselves without you either dressing them or picking out the clothes from the store for them. That's like a fundamental right as a parent!
 
2011-10-15 11:34:10 AM
cryinoutloud: You're not supposed to dress your twins alike, it's bad for them. I got that from no other than Ann Landers, who was an identical twin.

As 1 half of an identical twin set, I agree with this. The MINUTE we gained the ability to understand what was going on, we stopped letting mom dress us the same.


/stupid biatch
//kidding! Love you mom.
 
2011-10-15 11:36:03 AM
Bathia_Mapes: Submitter-did you miss the part where it says the mother is mixed race?

FTA...I'm mixed race - my dad is Nigerian while my mum is white - and the boys' father is also white.'




So are you black from the waist up or waist down?
 
2011-10-15 11:38:22 AM
My girlfriend has identical twin boys who are mixed ethnicity (I hate the term race, because we are all the same race, but with variations that are ethnicity), their father is black. If she and I get married and have a kid, it will be very likely white, as we are both pale as snowflakes. But they child will still have two brothers that are mixed. They will still be family. Yeah we might get weird looks every now and then from people who that is a thing for them... but I will treat the boys just as well as I would treat my own.

/apparently the 'myth' about black men isn't universally true.
 
2011-10-15 11:39:00 AM
hogans: whatshisname: Gobobo: And I'll raise you;

And I'll raise you;

[The Jerk.jpg]

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x271]

"Not Mother?"


I'll see ya';
images.static-bluray.com
 
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