Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl.

/Marty Robbins

You mean I can buy control of a location with money?

Wow, now I can succeed at the George W Bush school of politics!

(yay sarcasm)

Yeee Haw!

nolimitbodnar just met a girl named Maria...

Only if I can be and evil landowner with a taste for the ladies. At least until a Patrick Swayze type comes along and puts me in my place at the local honky tonk!

Wow, I could buy my own Texas town - FOR ME TO POOP ON!




There's something faintly wrong about the name "Cornudas", but I can't put my finger on what...

Looks like a fixer upper.

home of the world famous Cornudas Burger,


I simply haven't lived.
:(

If a republican buys it, it'll be gerrymandered into its own district.

I would rename it "The Western Town of Dead and Wild"

total wanger

Yeee Haw!



you have it all wrong.

its "HEE HAW"

All I could say when i saw that was, "WTF???"

Man, that place sounds better than this shiathole that I call my house

He said he was going to take his shiat with him, right?

this isn't the first time a whole town was for sale... I remember a town being for sale in alaska, once.

For a couple million bucks, you too can be Boss Hogg

If a republican buys it, it'll be gerrymandered into its own district.

Isn't that called "Texas politics," Joshg?

What's asinine about it? If I had 1.3 mil, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

"Sherriff tickr wants you out of town by sundown."

Do they take PayPal?

make that "Sheriff tickr"

/under arrest for bad spelling

I would rename is Sh*tville, Texas.

No, actually it would be the base for my global domination.

It's not as bad as that time when I was drunk and got on ebay to try and sell my wang...

I mean, err, that never happended. At all.

Anyone want to go in on this with me? I can put up $20.

never happended

I'm still drunk, apparently.

What's with the corn? Is today corn day?

Along with my winning bid on the Brooklyn Bridge, this is another piece in my fledgling empire ...

/tyrant

It's got 3/4 of a mile of highway... you could probably set up a speed-trap and make your purchase money back in no time... I know plenty of Texas towns that have a 65 to 25 then back to 65 within a half mile.

I wonder how much shipping would be...and, since I'm in Texas too, would I have to pay sales tax?

Damn the lyric is a West End town, in a dead end world.

I would still name it the same this just to urge the pet shop boys to annunciate.

$20.00 from me.

Not the first time a whole town was being sold in texas either. I remember on the news a few years back another town with a for sale sign in front. True story.

Now the real question is, why would anyone want to live in Texas? ;)

"Very rare antique adult potty chair"

Is this item available for purchase separately?

That little backyard waterfall is worth the price alone!

Damn, I tried to bid, but apparently only steers and queers are allowed.

version2.0

If you're into steers and queers.

/R. Lee Ermey

nolimitbodnar
At night time, would you be found in Rose's Cantina?

Meh. Hat's off to Rigby

That's a joke, right?

I heard you can't even shoot Mexicans in Texas anymore. Wtf?

I don't think most people really have a feel for just how far into the wasteland this place actually is. But I guess if I owned the town I would also requisition a chopper, post one of those "speed monitored by aircraft" signs on the highway, and essentially set up a very expensive toll booth.

Oh, and I could fly to civilization in the chopper, too!

How many farkers are registerd? We should start a collection (5 bucks a piece) and have Drew make the bid and we can rename it Fark Town or something like that.

California? Isn't that in West Texas?

Asinine?

Tell me which of you wouldn't love to own that whole place.

OK at least kind of like it?


Well I thought it was neat.

Don't ever threaten me that way. Texas, indeed.

It is home to the annual Cornudas Chili Cookoff...

Chili powder? Cumen? Juicy ground chuck? It's CHILI!!!

The seller / the one listing it, is pretty. Does she come with it?

http://profiles.yahoo.com/gogigem

depafeo
It should be renamed Farkistan

Finally! A home for the Republic of Farkistan!