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(Some Guy) Florida Father stabs son over lima beans. Okay, maybe he had a point   (baynews9.com) divider line 26
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2011-10-15 12:25:56 AM
Somacandra's vaguely south-asian lima beans:

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Saute some minced garlic, fennel and garam masala with some clarified ghee butter or some regular butter with a touch of sesame oil. Let it bubble a bit--enough to toast the flavor. Add a package of frozen lima beans, set to medium low and cover. Check periodically to make sure there is some liquid in there. A bit of broth or stock can be added--but eventually the limas will shrink a bit, then puff back up as they soften and intake the flavors. Let it go for awhile--until the lima beans are almost or even a it mushy--I usually give it about 45 minutes at least. A nice side dish to accompany some mulligatawny soup or even some sweet stir fry, like a honey sesame chicken--if you're willing to mix regions.
 
2011-10-15 02:49:11 AM
Fava fava
What's going on?

- IT DOESN'T WORK ON SO MANY LEVELS!
 
2011-10-15 06:26:30 AM
Somacandra: if you're willing to mix regions.

wait isnt the mixing of regions the leading cause of premarital sex?

/you keep your regions in your pants
 
2011-10-15 06:28:29 AM
Lima beans?.....oooph, take em...

That guy's got an obscene amount of yellow chicklets in that grill...
 
2011-10-15 06:32:19 AM
I'm a picky eater but I LOOOVE lima beans. Hominy too.
 
2011-10-15 06:34:50 AM
Father stabs son over lima butterbeans. Okay, maybe he had a point

FTFY, subby
 
2011-10-15 06:54:19 AM
at least he didnt eat his eyes
 
2011-10-15 07:08:54 AM
Thats what you get for being 26 and moving in with ur crazy father. And being Black.
 
2011-10-15 07:10:12 AM
I'd kill for some lima beans right now.
 
2011-10-15 07:20:56 AM
He then ate his son's spleen with them and a passable merlot.
Thrprprprprprp.
 
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2011-10-15 08:03:51 AM
Inigo: He then ate his son's spleen with them and a passable merlotnice Dr. Pepper.
Thrprprprprprp.
 
2011-10-15 08:35:35 AM
My father hates, hates, hates lima beans. Never had them growing up.

I kind of like them. Go figure. *shrug*
 
2011-10-15 08:37:17 AM
Did he at least serve them with a chilled Fresca?
 
2011-10-15 09:05:19 AM
FU, subby.

Ignore the source of the following - it's the best lima bean recipe ever, I swear. And it has bacon. Mmmmmm.

Ingredients

2 cups dried lima beans (about 1 pound)
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
3 bacon slices, chopped
1 cup chopped onion
1 cup finely chopped carrot
2 cups water
2 tablespoons butter, softened

Preparation

Sort and wash beans; place in a large Dutch oven. Cover with water to 2 inches above beans; cover and let stand 8 hours or overnight. Drain the beans. Return beans to pan; stir in salt and pepper.
Preheat oven to 300°.
Cook bacon slices in a large nonstick skillet over medium heat until crisp. Remove bacon from pan with a slotted spoon; set bacon aside. Add onion and carrot to drippings in pan; sauté 5 minutes or until golden. Add onion mixture, bacon, 2 cups water, and butter to bean mixture in Dutch oven; stir well. Cover and bake at 300° for 2 1/2 hours or until beans are tender, stirring every hour.

Chuck Williams, Cooking Light
MAY 2005
 
2011-10-15 09:26:23 AM
Lima beans...

ARE DELICIOUS.
 
2011-10-15 09:30:24 AM
www.baynews9.com

"I'd kill for some lima beans right about now!"
 
2011-10-15 09:55:30 AM
LIMA BEANS!

Was this during a canned food drive?

/poor folk must love some lima beans
 
2011-10-15 10:02:24 AM
Inigo: He then ate his son's spleen with them and a passable merlot.

Came for the Lector reference, left satisfied.
 
2011-10-15 10:26:11 AM
There's no such thing as a bad butterbean, only bad cooks. The recipes above look good, might give 'em a try. I usually put them in carrot, coriander and butterbean soup.

This is quite a nice recipe, Link (new window), though I tweak it with a bit of ground nutmeg and pink peppercorns.
 
2011-10-15 12:06:32 PM
Lima beans need no sauteeing, no onions, no garnishing at all. They're wonderful just the way they are, or maybe with a smidge of butter and pepper.

omnomnom.
 
2011-10-15 12:12:23 PM
Lima beans? Meh.

Black eyed beans. Now THERE'S some eatin'!

www.wholefoodsmarket.com
 
2011-10-15 02:20:33 PM
Wonderduck:

Lima beans need no sauteeing, no onions, no garnishing at all. They're wonderful just the way they are, or maybe with a smidge of butter and pepper.

omnomnom.


This! This! A thousand times THIS! Lightly steamed so they're not all mooshy, a little butter, salt and pepper and it's lima-y bliss.
 
2011-10-15 03:19:02 PM
-1 subby for not using "stabby."
 
2011-10-15 04:18:26 PM
Lima beans taste like wet chalk.
 
2011-10-15 05:27:51 PM
My mom would cook them with bacon.
Green beans too.
/Leave my mother out of this.
 
2011-10-16 05:05:24 AM
My only exposure to homicide in a lima beans context was the 3 family dogs we killed slipping them under the table when we were kids.

Probably should have just taken a stand. Mom was convinced we loved them because they always disappeared.
 
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