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2011-10-14 05:05:58 PM
That might be one of the saddest pictures I've seen in years. Wow subby. I didn't think that I could feel sorry for Kirk Cameron, but here you've gone tugging at the heart strings.
 
2011-10-14 05:15:18 PM
This is absolutely amazing.

This really needs to be greenlit.
 
2011-10-14 05:26:01 PM
Say what you want about Kirk Cameron, but when it comes to ordering subs, he is not going to be caught with his pants down in the Italian dressing department.

That's a sign of strength and leadership.
 
2011-10-14 05:27:28 PM
Was Crocoduck invited?
 
2011-10-14 05:46:05 PM
That better be banana cake.
 
2011-10-14 05:53:08 PM
coco ebert: That better be banana cake.

Why would you make cake out of them when they fit in your hand perfectly just the way God designed them?
 
2011-10-14 06:03:19 PM
feel bad for poor Belinda back there, forced to wait outside the office door.

Silly, Belinda, cake is for birthday boys. Can't you read the door?

(*forever alone*)


Oh hell, I lol'd.
 
2011-10-14 07:26:40 PM
Those subs look very phallic.
 
2011-10-14 07:30:47 PM
ultraholland: Those subs look very phallic.

Well you know what else god designed to fit perfectly in our hands...

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...you guessed it: Frank Stallone.
 
2011-10-14 07:53:11 PM
SphericalTime: I didn't think that I could feel sorry for Kirk Cameron, but here you've gone tugging at the heart strings.

Hey, he's got his own farking sandwich!
 
2011-10-14 07:53:28 PM
cdn.fd.uproxx.com

Awwww, don't look so glum honey. Show me that smile again.
 
2011-10-14 08:00:58 PM
cdn.fd.uproxx.com

"I wish Boner had been the one who lived."
 
2011-10-14 08:16:05 PM
If you find yourself feeling sorry for this douche, just remind yourself of this:

media1.break.com
 
2011-10-14 09:17:45 PM
According to another article I read, most of the people were behind the camera at the time. It was only supposed to be a little office party too.

But Kirk Cameron is sad. And his sister is hot
 
2011-10-14 09:50:04 PM
Man. This never should've escaped the camera. And it looks like one of those shiatty Android cameras where you have to clean the lens or it looks like a farking dream sequence. I feel sorry for him, I really do. He's not my idol, but no one deserves to be flayed and left to die like that.

At least he's living up to his Christian ideals by inviting that meth head to his birthday.
 
2011-10-14 09:52:25 PM
Subway sandwiches fit in your hand.

Proof positive of a higher being that created us.
 
2011-10-14 10:02:02 PM
SphericalTime: That might be one of the saddest pictures I've seen in years. Wow subby. I didn't think that I could feel sorry for Kirk Cameron, but here you've gone tugging at the heart strings.

He got Julie McCullough fired from Growing Pains. Still feel for the guy?
 
2011-10-14 10:02:09 PM
This is fantastic.

Poor Kirk. It's got to be difficult to hate who you are that much.
 
2011-10-14 10:02:52 PM
cdn.fd.uproxx.com

Behind 3 feet like a good christian wife should.
 
2011-10-14 10:02:57 PM
fusillade762: coco ebert: That better be banana cake.

Why would you make cake out of them when they fit in your hand perfectly just the way God designed them?


If you hold the banana so it's curving away from you, is that the devil's work?

/I knew bananas couldn't be trusted
 
2011-10-14 10:04:29 PM
You can't see him, but JC is one of those chairs.

Right there next to Boner.

See him now?
 
2011-10-14 10:06:12 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2011-10-14 10:09:57 PM
Flappyhead: SphericalTime: That might be one of the saddest pictures I've seen in years. Wow subby. I didn't think that I could feel sorry for Kirk Cameron, but here you've gone tugging at the heart strings.

He got Julie McCullough fired from Growing Pains. Still feel for the guy?




Karma worked out in the end. After all, he was supposed to be the breakout star, but now, he's forced to hustle the Jeebus crowd while one of his castmates gets $20 million a movie and gets to bang supermodels at will.
 
2011-10-14 10:12:00 PM
Anyone got any good Tracey Gold pics???
 
2011-10-14 10:13:00 PM
stoli n coke: Karma worked out in the end. After all, he was supposed to be the breakout star, but now, he's forced to hustle the Jeebus crowd while one of his castmates gets $20 million a movie and gets to bang supermodels at will.

Alan Thicke?
 
2011-10-14 10:13:21 PM
stoli n coke: Flappyhead: SphericalTime: That might be one of the saddest pictures I've seen in years. Wow subby. I didn't think that I could feel sorry for Kirk Cameron, but here you've gone tugging at the heart strings.

He got Julie McCullough fired from Growing Pains. Still feel for the guy?



Karma worked out in the end. After all, he was supposed to be the breakout star, but now, he's forced to hustle the Jeebus crowd while one of his castmates gets $20 million a movie and gets to bang supermodels at will.


Agreed. And wow, he's a douchebag. I mean, I knew he was a douchebag. But I didn't know that story.

He deserves to eat Subway and that sad little cake. I hope his cake tastes like shame.
 
2011-10-14 10:13:53 PM
sigdiamond2000: worked out in the end. Afte

Dicaprio?
 
2011-10-14 10:16:28 PM
stoli n coke: Flappyhead: SphericalTime: That might be one of the saddest pictures I've seen in years. Wow subby. I didn't think that I could feel sorry for Kirk Cameron, but here you've gone tugging at the heart strings.

He got Julie McCullough fired from Growing Pains. Still feel for the guy?



Karma worked out in the end. After all, he was supposed to be the breakout star, but now, he's forced to hustle the Jeebus crowd while one of his castmates gets $20 million a movie and gets to bang supermodels at will.


www.celebritynooz.com

Deal With It.
 
2011-10-14 10:16:46 PM
stoli n coke:
Karma worked out in the end. After all, he was supposed to be the breakout star, but now, he's forced to hustle the Jeebus crowd while one of his castmates gets $20 million a movie and gets to bang supermodels at will.


True. I wonder if Leo calls him up every now and then just to remind him.

"Hey Kirk, Leo here. Just leting you know I got 20 large for Shutter ISland and I'm thinking of trading up from Bar Rafeali. Yeah, you heard that right."
 
2011-10-14 10:20:44 PM
Where's Chelsea Noble? She was one of the hottest things to come out of Buffalo since Duff's wings.
 
2011-10-14 10:21:42 PM
Flappyhead: stoli n coke:
Karma worked out in the end. After all, he was supposed to be the breakout star, but now, he's forced to hustle the Jeebus crowd while one of his castmates gets $20 million a movie and gets to bang supermodels at will.

True. I wonder if Leo calls him up every now and then just to remind him.

"Hey Kirk, Leo here. Just leting you know I got 20 large for Shutter ISland and I'm thinking of trading up from Bar Rafeali. Yeah, you heard that right."


You know. I hope so.
 
2011-10-14 10:24:49 PM
stoli n coke: Karma worked out in the end. After all, he was supposed to be the breakout star, but now, he's forced to hustle the Jeebus crowd while one of his castmates gets $20 million a movie and gets to bang supermodels at will.

That's not Karma. Kirk chose his path of his own free will.
 
2011-10-14 10:26:00 PM
Flappyhead: stoli n coke:
Karma worked out in the end. After all, he was supposed to be the breakout star, but now, he's forced to hustle the Jeebus crowd while one of his castmates gets $20 million a movie and gets to bang supermodels at will.

True. I wonder if Leo calls him up every now and then just to remind him.

"Hey Kirk, Leo here. Just leting you know I got 20 large for Shutter ISland and I'm thinking of trading up from Bar Rafeali. Yeah, you heard that right."


God knows I would.
 
2011-10-14 10:27:02 PM
Ed Grubermann: stoli n coke: Karma worked out in the end. After all, he was supposed to be the breakout star, but now, he's forced to hustle the Jeebus crowd while one of his castmates gets $20 million a movie and gets to bang supermodels at will.

That's not Karma. Kirk chose his path of his own free will.


After how many years of not getting an acting job?
 
2011-10-14 10:27:44 PM
jake_lex: If you find yourself feeling sorry for this douche, just remind yourself of this:

[media1.break.com image 218x162]


Or just remember what he did to this woman.

content9.flixster.com

He is the debil.
 
2011-10-14 10:28:29 PM
This thread needs a really hot picture of Julie McCullough.

content9.flixster.com
 
2011-10-14 10:29:05 PM
Flappyhead: SphericalTime: That might be one of the saddest pictures I've seen in years. Wow subby. I didn't think that I could feel sorry for Kirk Cameron, but here you've gone tugging at the heart strings.

He got Julie McCullough fired from Growing Pains. Still feel for the guy?


Ahh, I see you beat me to the punch by a long shot.
 
2011-10-14 10:31:17 PM
Colostomy: This thread needs a really hot picture of Julie McCullough.

[content9.flixster.com image 312x462]


Heh, but I beat you to the punch with that picture.

/I killed many kittens to her spread.
 
2011-10-14 10:31:55 PM
Damn! sooo close.
 
2011-10-14 10:32:20 PM
Because everyone here went naked skydiving with the Swedish Bikini Team on their birthday.
 
2011-10-14 10:34:42 PM
jayhawk88: Because everyone here went naked skydiving with the Swedish Bikini Team on their birthday.

Kirk?
 
2011-10-14 10:34:52 PM
jayhawk88: Because everyone here went naked skydiving with the Swedish Bikini Team on their birthday.

Dude, look at that party. The average Farker had a better birthday party than that. Seriously.

Even if all they did was sit home with beer and porn, they had a better birthday than that.
 
2011-10-14 10:36:26 PM
jayhawk88: Because everyone here went naked skydiving with the Swedish Bikini Team on their birthday.

No, I went out to dinner then watched a UFC fight with a bunch of freinds then went home to a night of hot sex with my wife. While it's not jumping out of a plane with nekkid Swedish chicks it's still a shiatload better than what Kirk had.
 
2011-10-14 10:38:42 PM
Just think how sad they would be if his birthday was in November and they couldn't buy those footlongs for $5.
 
2011-10-14 10:39:03 PM
Flappyhead: jayhawk88: Because everyone here went naked skydiving with the Swedish Bikini Team on their birthday.

No, I went out to dinner then watched a UFC fight with a bunch of freinds then went home to a night of hot sex with my wife. While it's not jumping out of a plane with nekkid Swedish chicks it's still a shiatload better than what Kirk had.


My birthday party this year was a party in my backyard with my neighbors and their friends. There were kegs, horseback riding, swimming and we projected The Princess Bride onto the side of our other neighbor's house. There was also a nerf gun fight.

Kirk Cameron's birthday sucks.
 
2011-10-14 10:39:23 PM
Sabyen91: jake_lex: If you find yourself feeling sorry for this douche, just remind yourself of this:

[media1.break.com image 218x162]

Or just remember what he did to this woman.

[content9.flixster.com image 312x462]

He is the debil.


He's certainly an ignorant asssoul, but looking at her wiki page it seems she's done all right for herself.
 
2011-10-14 10:39:37 PM
jayhawk88: Because everyone here went naked skydiving with the Swedish Bikini Team on their birthday.

Steak dinner, drinks with friends, and sex with the then-gf. Compared to Kirk's party, I was living it up like Caligula.
 
2011-10-14 10:41:29 PM
Flappyhead: jayhawk88: Because everyone here went naked skydiving with the Swedish Bikini Team on their birthday.

No, I went out to dinner then watched a UFC fight with a bunch of freinds then went home to a night of hot sex with my wife. While it's not jumping out of a plane with nekkid Swedish chicks it's still a shiatload better than what Kirk had.


Hell, I haven't had a proper birthday since 2000. People get all mopey on my birthday. Except this guy. He gets excited.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2011-10-14 10:41:53 PM
The Subway "spread" absolutely makes that photo. You could have as many girls as you can dream of at your birthday party, but even that will just bring the whole scene down a few pegs.
 
2011-10-14 10:43:30 PM
Tyrone Slothrop: Sabyen91: jake_lex: If you find yourself feeling sorry for this douche, just remind yourself of this:

[media1.break.com image 218x162]

Or just remember what he did to this woman.

[content9.flixster.com image 312x462]

He is the debil.

He's certainly an ignorant asssoul, but looking at her wiki page it seems she's done all right for herself.


Wow, I had no idea she was a stand-up comedienne.
 
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