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(NJ.com) Obvious Drunk, wearing only boots and sprawled unconscious on your neighbor's lawn? Actually, now that you mention it, that does sound like an excellent way to go through life   (nj.com) divider line 14
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Gobobo
2011-10-14 09:06:21 PM
That's my Friday
 
FlameDuck
2011-10-14 09:07:34 PM
Who am I to judge.
 
theknuckler_33
2011-10-14 09:08:52 PM
www.bloggingwv.com

/oblig
 
remus
2011-10-14 09:08:53 PM
Sounds like he had a great night to me. Just add a hooker for extra credit
 
BronyMedic [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 09:09:38 PM
theknuckler_33: [www.bloggingwv.com image 500x383]

/oblig

That hooker looks dead, Big K.

Oh shiat. Oh shiat. Oh shiat.
 
The Great Gazoo
2011-10-14 09:12:52 PM
Drunk, fat and stupid may be no way to go through life but it's not a bad way to go home from a wedding reception.
 
Liverboy
2011-10-14 09:13:30 PM
This was me one fine day in college and my friends were kind enough to pour an entire bottle of Sun-in in my hair. I woke up several hours later horribly hung over and with bright orange hair.

/cool story bro...
 
Pribar [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 09:23:45 PM
We had a guy that used to get passed out drunk every time we went off base, we warned him that the next time we were not gonna carry his ass back to barracks but he didn't listen, he got drunk off his ass again so instead of carrying him back and spending our weekend off nursing the idiot we left him in the central quad wearing nothing but a g-string and a cammie blouse with the base commandants name tape on it. Dude has never touched a drop since as far as I know.
 
findthefish [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 09:25:34 PM
Better than jail....but he will have some huge bills to pay.
 
special20 [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 09:27:09 PM
If he had on expensive loafers I'm sure the whole matter would have been settled without the newspapers hearing about it.
 
UsikFark
2011-10-14 09:29:06 PM
It takes some serious skill and dedication to get your pants OVER your boots...
 
ToasterRadio
2011-10-14 09:50:40 PM
A guy in the downtown art scene used to get hammered and pass out anywhere. One time somebody bought him a ticket to a small town about 30 miles away and he woke up the next morning in the train station.

Funny stuff. Last time I saw him or knew, he was still getting hammered every night...
 
monty666 [TotalFark]
2011-10-15 12:06:21 AM
It depends. Were they cowboy boots?
 
Karvey
2011-10-15 01:51:03 AM
Drunk, wearing only boots and sprawled unconscious on your neighbor's lawn? Actually, now that you mention it, that does sound like an excellent way to go through life

Winning!
 
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