You're a mean one, Mister Grinch
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mister Grinch,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mister Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mister Grinch,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mister Grinch,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mister Grinch,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the ... seasick crocodile!

You nauseate me, Mister Grinch,
With a nauseous super "naus",
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mister Grinch,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce!

You're a foul one, Mister Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mister Grinch,
The three words that describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, Stank, Stunk!"

You're a rotter, Mister Grinch,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mister Grinch,

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots!

/not mine

Do you not understand the definition of naked? Maybe if it was socks only but he was wearing Grinch undies.

thats what I call Sunday

elffster: thats what I call Sunday

Was thinking Tuesday myself.

/diff'rent strokes and all that

Says subby doesn't know what the fark he's talking about

FWIW, "naked" didn't appear in the article, subby did that all on his own.

belhade: Avery614: WOW.......and pot's illegal.........

//cuz it's the safe/sane alternative

Meth isn't legal, either, y'know...

WHY do people even do meth? WHY?

I have no farking idea and I live in an area with a huge farking meth problem. From what I've been told from people who do it is that it's the most intense high they've ever had. I'll just stick to pot because I've seen people tweaking and fark those people. Yeah it's sure fun to have you visit my apartment after you've demanded all the light be turned out,no one make the joint actually light up and you keep going to the window think you've seen cops. Then the next day you tell me that was awesome,no it farking wasn't.

It was a miracle for what can I say?
The rock that he smoked grew three sizes that day!