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(Some Guy) Dumbass When dropping off your prescription bottle to be refilled, make sure it isn't the one you keep your weed in   (dc101.com) divider line 77
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jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 12:17:16 PM
What pharmacy requires you to drop off your bottle for refills?
 
DragonDeadite
2011-10-14 12:18:50 PM
"We found this scrip bottle full of weed... uh... half full... uh... with a few buds..."
 
mavexe
2011-10-14 12:19:33 PM
jaylectricity: What pharmacy requires you to drop off your bottle for refills?

Do you think the $400 for a bottle of oxy without a script covers the cost of a new bottle? Come on now! They're just keeping price low.
 
Hyppy [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 12:20:40 PM
Sounds just like the guys in Bored to Death:

"You keep YOUR weed in MY Viagra bottle?"
"You gave me the bottle. It had two pills left in it".
"What if you get picked up for possession? Page 6 will have a field day. I don't want people knowing I use Viagra!"
 
Big_Fat_Liar
2011-10-14 12:20:51 PM
What kind of business sends out the message they will put their customers in jail if they only suspect they have committed a "crime" that in no way hurts anyone but the "criminal"?

The answer to both questions is "a lousy one"
 
TrainingWheelsNeeded
2011-10-14 12:21:25 PM
god damn citizen spies. Steal the weed! teach the kid a valuable lesson.
 
studebaker hoch
2011-10-14 12:21:26 PM
A fool who smokes weed is a fool indeed.
 
m1ke
2011-10-14 12:21:36 PM
You didn't smoke it, did you?
 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 12:22:31 PM
I used to keep my weed in a prescription bottle. Kodak film canisters worked well too.

/csb from a long time ago
 
Trance750 [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 12:22:34 PM
Must be nice to live in a society where the police don't have any real crimes that demand their attention.
 
TrainingWheelsNeeded
2011-10-14 12:23:27 PM
studebaker hoch: A fool who smokes weed is a fool indeed.

you're right, it all about vaporizers these days.
 
base935
2011-10-14 12:23:30 PM
What's up with all the snitches all over lately?
 
Favoritemonster
2011-10-14 12:23:40 PM
That is strange, why did he drop the bottle off instead of just calling in a refill like the rest of the modern worl....oh, he was prolly stoned!
 
Honest Bender
2011-10-14 12:24:13 PM
What if it's for my weed prescription?
 
Trance750 [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 12:24:22 PM
studebaker hoch: A fool who smokes weed is a fool indeed.

It's been a proven fact that tobacco and booze kill more people in one day than pot will do in a year. But keep playing that 'War on Drugs' card, buddy.
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 12:25:08 PM
You either toss the weed out or keep it and smoke it, calling the cops over a tiny bit is namby pamby bullshiat.

Meanwhile, the pharmacy is helping support socially acceptable drug addiction by passing out Oxys and Xanax like candy from scrips written by docs getting big Pharma kickbacks.
 
BendreGiant
2011-10-14 12:25:09 PM
real winners use glass jars. Baby food jars work well if you aren't ballin'. I personally use a 3 gallon pickle jar...
 
SlimXx
2011-10-14 12:26:12 PM
www.bvvp.com
 
Trance750 [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 12:27:17 PM
base935: What's up with all the snitches all over lately?

Prolly got a pay-out for being an informant.
 
skullkrusher
2011-10-14 12:28:32 PM
Trance750: base935: What's up with all the snitches all over lately?

Prolly got a pay-out for being an informant.

trying to buy goodwill to avoid trouble for his side jobs selling oxy?
 
publikenemy
2011-10-14 12:29:49 PM
I always keep mine in a green cooler jug. Twist the cap back on and no smell will escape it..prescription bottles are for actual prescriptions or the appearance of actual prescriptions..the two should only meet inside the confines of your liver.
 
EducatedBum
2011-10-14 12:29:53 PM
BendreGiant: real winners use glass jars. Baby food jars work well if you aren't ballin'. I personally use a 3 gallon pickle jar...

Wow. That's a whole lot of pickles...
 
green4mice
2011-10-14 12:29:54 PM
DragonDeadite: "We found this scrip bottle full of weed... uh... half full... uh... with a few buds..."

"this empty bottle smells of reffer!"
 
pwhp_67
2011-10-14 12:31:30 PM
BendreGiant: real winners use glass jars. Baby food jars work well if you aren't ballin'. I personally use a 3 gallon pickle jar...


So you're just an occasional user...
 
rev. dave
2011-10-14 12:32:16 PM
Reminds me of the days when a pharmacy told a guy's parents when he tried to buy condoms.
 
drewogatory
2011-10-14 12:32:27 PM
Here's a fun story out of the OC this a.m.:
Obama Administration Threatens to Prosecute Media For Marijuana Ads

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/2011/10/obama_adminstration_thr e atens.php
 
publikenemy
2011-10-14 12:33:21 PM
publikenemy: I always keep mine in a green cooler jug. Twist the cap back on and no smell will escape it..prescription bottles are for actual prescriptions or the appearance of actual prescriptions..the two should only meet inside the confines of your liver.

Actually, it's better when they meet In your blood...I've heard
 
Cache
2011-10-14 12:35:53 PM
On a related note, be advised that one pizza company trains delivery drivers to report customers who toke!
 
skikvt
2011-10-14 12:37:00 PM
Trance750: studebaker hoch: A fool who smokes weed is a fool indeed.

It's been a proven fact that tobacco and booze kill more people in one day than pot will do in a year. But keep playing that 'War on Drugs' card, buddy.

It's been a proven fact that tobacco and booze kill more people in one day than pot has in 10,000 Years But keep playing that 'War on Drugs' card, buddy.

FTFY
 
moops
2011-10-14 12:37:13 PM
content.clearchannel.com

That's a weird pot leaf - since when the bud grow at the base of the leaf? In my experience, um, seeing marijuana being grown, I've only seen the buds grow from the stalk of the plant. It must not be indica or sativa. Is this the little-known third species of cannibis?

Any cannibis cultivation experts out there?
 
Kibbler
2011-10-14 12:39:26 PM
Cache: On a related note, be advised that one pizza company trains delivery drivers to report customers who toke!

Sounds like Papa John's needs to get a few hundred million emails.
 
master_dman
2011-10-14 12:39:51 PM
moops: [content.clearchannel.com image 210x210]

That's a weird pot leaf - since when the bud grow at the base of the leaf? In my experience, um, seeing marijuana being grown, I've only seen the buds grow from the stalk of the plant. It must not be indica or sativa. Is this the little-known third species of cannibis?

Any cannibis cultivation experts out there?

I"m guessing its a picture of a leaf, with a small bud placed on top of it.

Your right. They don't grow like that.
 
thesubliminalman
2011-10-14 12:41:00 PM
BendreGiant: real winners use glass jars. Baby food jars work well if you aren't ballin'. I personally use a 3 gallon pickle jar...

Use marshino cherry jars, get them from your local ice cream guy. They don't make your smoke taste like ass.
 
rawbert7
2011-10-14 12:41:58 PM
What a bastard pharmacist. All he had to do was confiscate and move along... Why bring in the five.o? I dunno...
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 12:42:04 PM
Pot?

We don't smoke pot, us Americans prefer to drink astounding amounts of booze and then go driving, or take prescription anti anxiety and painkillers that turn us into the living dead, but reefer, hell no!
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 12:43:14 PM
Cache: On a related note, be advised that one pizza company trains delivery drivers to report customers who toke!

That's just plain wrong and it destroys the trust you should have with a delivery company. Unless you've got dead bodies or something, a delivery man should not be a snitch.

But I still pick up any paraphenalia if I'm ordering something, because you never know. I do like Dominos online ordering because it tells me who's delivering my pizza, and 'Mike' is usually the guy. The first time he delivered, I opened the door, he took a big whiff and goes "Your house smells great!" (I thought I sprayed enough freshener) and now he's the cool delivery guy.
 
old_toole [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 12:44:50 PM
moops: Any cannibis cultivation experts out there?

IT'S A TRAP
 
Trance750 [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 12:45:01 PM
Jake Havechek: Pot?

We don't smoke pot, us Americans prefer to drink astounding amounts of booze and then go driving, or take prescription anti anxiety and painkillers that turn us into the living dead, but reefer, hell no!

Pop a pill in order to get out of bed? That's ok.

Pop another pill to help us walk down-stairs? That's ok.

Pop a pill to help us sit down at the kitchen table? That's ok

Pop a pill to help us get back up-stairs? That's ok

Pop a pill to help us lie down in bed? That's ok.

Pop a pill to help us sleep? That's ok.

Smoke one single joint? Call out the FBI.
 
lewismarktwo
2011-10-14 12:45:28 PM
Cache: On a related note, be advised that one pizza company trains delivery drivers to report customers who toke!

Where I'm from they usually come in and take a rip as the tip. Seriously, who besides the entertainment industry calls the cops on it's prime customers? Guess I won't be ordering Papa Johns. Seems to give me acid reflux anyway.
 
Kibbler
2011-10-14 12:47:09 PM
moops: [content.clearchannel.com image 210x210]

That's a weird pot leaf - since when the bud grow at the base of the leaf? In my experience, um, seeing marijuana being grown, I've only seen the buds grow from the stalk of the plant. It must not be indica or sativa. Is this the little-known third species of cannibis?

Any cannibis cultivation experts out there?

That right there is a Terror Bud. I just pooped myself.
 
moops
2011-10-14 12:48:33 PM
old_toole: moops: Any cannibis cultivation experts out there?

IT'S A TRAP

In much of the western United States, it's legal to grow cannabis, providing that you're growing for a medical dispensary, or are a "caregiver" growing for a patient with a medical marijuana permit.
 
Raug the Dwarf
2011-10-14 12:52:49 PM
What if you're refilling your pot prescription?
 
Bill_Wick's_Friend
2011-10-14 12:54:03 PM
moops: Is this the little-known third species of cannibis?

It's not "little known". Cannabis Ruderalis is great to introduce to the genetics of an indica or a sativa to produce potent dwarf plants that flower based on age and maturity rather than waiting for a reduction of sunlight.

(but that is a picture of a bud that someone placed on a leaf)
 
StreetlightInTheGhetto [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 12:55:19 PM
rawbert7: What a bastard pharmacist. All he had to do was confiscate and move along... Why bring in the five.o? I dunno...

Because he's on video? Like everything behind a pharmacy counter is these days since the oxy fiends started hopping it?

I don't care if you smoke, and if I find something I'll return it or ignore it, but if my job's at stake... sorry, dumbass.
 
33centpanties
2011-10-14 12:56:08 PM
SlimXx: [www.bvvp.com image 500x279]

That was my first thought. "You put your weeeeeeed in there!"
 
moops
2011-10-14 12:56:12 PM
Bill_Wick's_Friend: moops: Is this the little-known third species of cannibis?

It's not "little known". Cannabis Ruderalis is great to introduce to the genetics of an indica or a sativa to produce potent dwarf plants that flower based on age and maturity rather than waiting for a reduction of sunlight.

(but that is a picture of a bud that someone placed on a leaf)

Interesting....so that's how "autoflowering" strains are developed!
 
3 G's
2011-10-14 12:56:35 PM
The real irony is that the Cannabis would have likely been by FAR the safest "drug" in the pharmacy.

The kid was clearly a moron, but the very idea of arresting/charging people for possessing small amounts of a virtually non-toxic plant is beyond lunacy.

/RE-legalize it
 
Der Poopflinger
2011-10-14 12:58:37 PM
what a retard.
 
tenhigh
2011-10-14 01:01:54 PM
moops: [content.clearchannel.com image 210x210]

That's a weird pot leaf - since when the bud grow at the base of the leaf? In my experience, um, seeing marijuana being grown, I've only seen the buds grow from the stalk of the plant. It must not be indica or sativa. Is this the little-known third species of cannibis?

Any cannibis cultivation experts out there?

It's a genetic trait that occasionally makes an appearance. Its rare but it happens. Just means the plant is unusually vigorous.
 
PhotoCindy
2011-10-14 01:02:16 PM
Honest Bender: What if it's for my weed prescription?

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