And she's relevant because?

The liberals in the left love and worship the wealthy. There truly are two Americas. If you're rich, leftists judges will let you walk all over them.

Why isn't she in jail? She's not really a celebrity anymore.

Yes, because doing drugs helped Micheal Jackson so much.

Ok, I'm a 'get off my lawn' guy, what the fark did this chick ever do to get famous, is she an actress or a singer?,some kind of entertainer? Where does she get her money?
Yes I know I could of googled it but I wanted to hear your (farks) opinion.

Ain't drugs grand!

weirdneighbour: Ok, I'm a 'get off my lawn' guy, what the fark did this chick ever do to get famous, is she an actress or a singer?,some kind of entertainer? Where does she get her money?
Yes I know I could of googled it but I wanted to hear your (farks) opinion.

She used to be a very cute actress (loved the SNL skit about Harry Potter) but once she found meth it went downhill.

She should check on the dental jail plan.

Why haven't they harvested her body to catalog previously unknown diseases?

Occupy Hollywood!

indarwinsshadow: And she's relevant because?

We need her for next season's harvest.

HeadKase: That girl's cooch belongs in a petri dish

Does the state provide gynecologists Hazmat suits to serve certain clients?

weirdneighbour: Ok, I'm a 'get off my lawn' guy, what the fark did this chick ever do to get famous, is she an actress or a singer?,some kind of entertainer? Where does she get her money?
Yes I know I could of googled it but I wanted to hear your (farks) opinion.

She at one point fit the fascination with underage celebrities that many, many people seeem to be enamored with. Women I suppose because they think she will be hip and know what is new and happening so they can feel they are part of it. Men because they just seem to want to fark underaged girls that have been glamourized, I guess. Now she is old, looking old and over the hill and no one cares.

Somewhere in there she made a couple Disney movies, then some other movies, then made a celeb crossover pop album that made Bruce Willis' album look like it was done by some sort of pop music Mozart.

Nemo's Brother: The liberals in the left love and worship the wealthy. There truly are two Americas. If you're rich, leftists judges will let you walk all over them.

The politics tab serves as a good outlet for this sort of douchebaggery...go unleash it over there

Quoth the article:

"Even MORE drama in that damn Lindsay Lohan shoplifting case has surfaced. Hey World, got any problems that need fixing? Absolutely not! Let's talk about Lindsay Lohan more!"

Um, you mean exactly like you're doing?

MayoSlather: Nemo's Brother: The liberals in the left love and worship the wealthy. There truly are two Americas. If you're rich, leftists judges will let you walk all over them.

The politics tab serves as a good outlet for this sort of douchebaggery...go unleash it over there


The second I see "libtard" or "teabagger" or any derivitive of the same in the beggining of a post I discontinue reading.

Keeps my head from assploding.

Psycoholic_Slag: MayoSlather: Nemo's Brother: The liberals in the left love and worship the wealthy. There truly are two Americas. If you're rich, leftists judges will let you walk all over them.

The politics tab serves as a good outlet for this sort of douchebaggery...go unleash it over there


The second I see "libtard" or "teabagger" or any derivitive of the same in the beggining of a post I discontinue reading.

Keeps my head from assploding.

The teabaggers gave themselves that name. Why do you hate the name they chose for themselves?

MayoSlather: Nemo's Brother: The liberals in the left love and worship the wealthy. There truly are two Americas. If you're rich, leftists judges will let you walk all over them.

The politics tab serves as a good outlet for this sort of douchebaggery...go unleash it over there

When its time to vomit up a talking point, it's time.

HeadKase: That girl's cooch belongs in a petri dish

shiat, that girl's cooch IS a petri dish!

DansLaLuna: [i276.photobucket.com image 450x523]

Ain't drugs grand!

Man...could that be a 'Shop? Because if not, then damn, how is this biatch still alive?

At this point, I hope she stays out of prison or jail. That would only prolong her moronic life. I think she needs to be out on the street, mainlining heroin from twice-used needles and fondling the saggy genitals of homeless people while she babbles on about the monkey inside the television.

IIRC, Nemo's Brother posted something similar about liberals loving the rich and wealthy and how this is all their fault or something or another, in another Lindsay Lohan thread.

This is a very odd kind of troll. Don't see him/her much in the politics tab, I don't think.

weirdneighbour: Ok, I'm a 'get off my lawn' guy, what the fark did this chick ever do to get famous, is she an actress or a singer?,some kind of entertainer? Where does she get her money?
Yes I know I could of googled it but I wanted to hear your (farks) opinion.

She made an incredibly sexy movie called The Parent Trap. But since then her career has been on a downward spiral.

Zerochance: DansLaLuna: [i276.photobucket.com image 450x523]

Ain't drugs grand!

Man...could that be a 'Shop? Because if not, then damn, how is this biatch still alive?

It's not shopped. Check down a bit and you'll see another article about her & her rotting teeth.

Now thats what pisses me off if you are a star or your famous and you break the law you get in no trouble....but now you let some one like us to what she does we would be under the jail. I say they make her serve at the time of her probation in jail.

blogwiz: Now thats what pisses me off if you are a star or your famous and you break the law you get in no trouble....but now you let some one like us to what she does we would be under the jail. I say they make her serve at the time of her probation in jail.

Here's a newsflash... even regular folk like you and I would not serve much time for the crimes she committed. In LA the jails are so overcrowded (especially women's jails which are fewer in number) that any non-violent criminal serves about 1/10th of their sentence then they're out on parole.

Some jails have even converted warehouses into dorms that house 300+ inmates... and then they wonder why there's so much violence in there.

missiv: She should check on the dental jail plan.

LISA NEEDS BRACES!

acaciaavenue: At this point, I hope she stays out of prison or jail. That would only prolong her moronic life. I think she needs to be out on the street, mainlining heroin from twice-used needles and fondling the saggy genitals of homeless people while she babbles on about the monkey inside the television.

Yeah really at this point just give her all the drugs she wants and take away her car keys.

Psycoholic_Slag: MayoSlather: Nemo's Brother: The liberals in the left love and worship the wealthy. There truly are two Americas. If you're rich, leftists judges will let you walk all over them.

The politics tab serves as a good outlet for this sort of douchebaggery...go unleash it over there


The second I see "libtard" or "teabagger" or any derivitive of the same in the beggining of a post I discontinue reading.

Keeps my head from assploding.

I've learned to use the ignore button for those ones.

groppet: Yeah really at this point just give her all the drugs she wants and take away her car keys.

Pretty much this. Lohan doesn't take this seriously, and neither does anybody else. The only thing Lohan breaking her probation really does is show how ineffective the legal system is towards celebrities. I'd even go as far to say that this bullshiat enables her to keep breaking the law instead of working or doing something constructive. Right about now, I imagine Lindsay's doing it because it fulfills her need for attention and keeps her notorious enough so some jackass will throw some money at her for it.

At this point, she's just going to end up dying. And nothing of value will be lost. I think we can safely say that any attempts to make her look talented years ago were publicity rumors that too many people believed as fact. Lohan was just lucky in her teens, and really had no talent to speak of. Why TMZ keeps throwing this out there like it's some kind of tragedy is pathetic. We're not watching a talent being destroyed by her own demons, we're watching a jackass from a bad family end it all in the slowest way possible. Who the fark cares?

Wait a minute, California lets you leave the country while on probation?

Now I know where to go if I decide to become a career criminal.

At the tender age of three
I was hooked to a machine
Just to keep my mouth from spouting juuuuunk......

Jake Havechek: Nemo's Brother: The liberals in the left love and worship the wealthy. There truly are two Americas. If you're rich, leftists judges will let you walk all over them.

Yeah, that's why the leftist liberal OWS is causing a countrywide ruckus: they love and worship the wealthy.

Do you use your poor excuse for a functioning brain for even 2 seconds before you post?

Wait...I thought OWS represented 99% of the country. Wouldn't that mean they're around 50% righty conservative?

Vodka Zombie: beerrun: HeadKase: That girl's cooch belongs in a petri dish

shiat, that girl's cooch IS a petri dish!

Sometimes, it's the simplest ones that make me laugh the hardest.

Turned me inside-out, this one did. Good work. You win... something.

If you're ever in Florida, you can buy me a beer!

DansLaLuna: [i276.photobucket.com image 450x523]

Ain't drugs grand!

It won't be too long until she joins Amy Winehouse.